02x14 - Paging Doctor Potatini/Snazzy Pantzz

[bunniefuu]

Those are some snazzy pants.

Thanks.
They're Snazzy Pantzz.

Yeah, they really are.

No, it's this new brand
called Snazzy Pantzz.

A bunch of nurses
at the hospital are
selling them as a side hustle.

And whoever sells the most
pairs wins a luxury vacation.

That's going to be me.

Are you sure it's not
a pyramid scheme?

It's not a pyramid scheme.

It says so in their jingle.

[female chorus]
♪ Snazzy Pantzz ♪

[man] It's not
a pyramid scheme!

Ooh, can I help, Mom?
I could really use
a vacation.

From what? Being a kid?

[scoffs] Yep. Just,
you know, normal kid stuff.

[alien] There's a great evil
coming, superhero Gretel,

and only you can stop it.

Also, you're way behind
on your homework.

Yep. I'm just a little girl
with no real responsibilities.

Well, of course
you can help.

The two of us
will be the best

pants-selling duo in town.

- [crackles]
- [exclaims]

Whoops! Sorry.
These pants are
very stylish,

but they do give off
a lot of static electricity.

Well, I'm sure
you'll be electric.

This plan is lit!

I'm ex-"static"
that you're
working together.

You'll sell a "shocking"
amount of pants.

Okay, Dave.

Gretel, hand me
those drier sheets.

We've really got to do
something to stop
the static in these pants.

If only there were
something to stop
your dad's silly puns.

Nothing can stop me!

Run, Mom, before
he thinks of another one.

Uh, something about
a lightbulb moment.

No, no. That's not
anything. Come on,
Dave, get it together.

I think it's a little
small for you.

Oh, hey, Hamster!

And welcome
to Kevin's Design Studio.

When I got shrunk
by Tchotchke's ray

and had to stay in your cage,
I kinda saw how lame it was.

Gee, thanks.

I'm-I'm just trying
to say, it could use
a little redesign.

Kevin, my cage does
not need a redesign.

It's perfect for me.
I like it just the way it is.

Okay, I get that, but let
me pitch you my idea.

Your cage lacks a theme,

so I've chosen
the groovy '70s.

Water bottle?

More like, volcano lamp!

Your boring wheel becomes
a bedazzled disco ball

and bye-bye wood shavings

and hello rust-colored shag!

Rust-colored shag?

Are you mad at me
about something?

What? No, no I--

You know, I actually need
to drink out of that
water bottle, right?

Good note. Good note.

I need a complete redesign.

- You have 24 hours.
- What?

What? But...
But this was my idea!

Less talk-y, more draw-y.

[Gretel] Setting up shop
outside the grocery store

- was a great idea.
- I bet you no one
else thought of--

Uh-oh. Looks like we've
got competition.

Hmm... Oh! I know.

Maybe we could
go door-to-door.

[gasps] I love
door-to-door salespeople.

That's why we have
so many knives.

Oh, that's why.

We can start with
the houses over...

Uh, looks like everyone
really wants that vacation.

We have to find
a way to stand out.

How do other brands
sell stuff?

Sometimes they'll hire
a celebrity spokesperson,

but I don't know
any famous people.

Only infamous people,
like Gladys in my book club...

So you're saying
the ring is a metaphor?

[barks]

You know Gladys,
I'm starting to think
you're a dog.

My point is, I don't know
any famous people.

Neither do I, but I do know
a famous super person.

And that super person is me.

Gretel.

I'm here with Superhero Gretel
who has just stopped

a turtle and an old lady
from colliding

in a very slow crash.

All in a day's work!

Not that it feels like work

when I'm wearing
my Snazzy Pantzz!

[female chorus]
♪ Snazzy Pantzz ♪

[man] It's got four Zs.

I thought you were
sporting a new look.

Yup! They're comfy and cool
and if you like them,

go to the link
at the bottom of the screen.

Don't forget to use
code GRETEL1

when placing your order!
Okay, bye!

I present to you

the cage for
the modern hamster.

The thinking hamster.

The floor is now
made of concrete.

Clean, minimalist--

Tough to sleep on.
And where's my wheel?

The wheel has...
Has been replaced

by this drawing
of the idea of a wheel.

How do I run on that?

If you have to ask,
you don't get it.

I had the chance to work
with a real interior designer
on this project

and I should have taken it.

What kind of real
interior designer

would work on a hamster cage?

Scott McCutchins.

Best dollhouse interior
designer in the country,

- and he owes me a favor.
- [phone trilling]

- Sorry, Hamster, I've already
taken on another client.
- [phone beeps]

Okay, let's talk curtains.

Looks like I'm stuck
with you for now.

Come up with a bunch
of new ideas,

and I want you to cut


- But I'm working for free!
- Do you want the job or not?

No, no, no!
I want it! I need it.

...the link at the bottom
of the screen...

Thank you!

Gretel, you won't
believe it!

These are all orders
for Snazzy Pantzz,
out of nowhere!

I don't know what happened.

Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I put up a bunch of signs.

Signs! Of course!
Why didn't I think of that?

Soon our Snazzy Pantzz
will be everywhere.

[Connie laughs]

Soon, my Snazzy Pantzz
will be everywhere!

All those people
buying my designs,

not realizing that I,
Connie McBurlap,

the world's most
evil seamstress,

am behind it all!

After Hamster and Gretel
locked me in here,

I swore I'd find
a way to escape.

And one day, I finally
got my chance...

Great news!

We got all this
fabric for free,

just because it was
involved in an industrial
accident!

[Connie] Nobody else
wanted the fabric

because it was covered
in toxic waste.

But I could see there was
something special about it.

I discovered that when
one piece of the fabric

gained static electricity,
all of it did!

But the energy I could
make alone wasn't enough...

That's when I realized
I could accomplish

both of my goals at once...

Have a popular fashion line

and break out of prison!

I began by recruiting two
friends outside of prison,

who each recruited
two more friends,

who each recruited
another friend,

and another friend and so on.

It wasn't a pyramid scheme.

It was a pants scheme!

Once my Snazzy Pantzz
have created enough
static electricity,

I'll break out
of prison with my
biggest creation yet...

Hey, what's going on in here?

Oh, uh, just sewing costumes

for our next inmate
theater production!

Ooh, Hamlet!

It's so important to have
culture in your life.

"To be, or not to be..."

in prison. That's a choice
you don't have.

[♪ upbeat music playing]

[cash register dings]

♪ Snazzy Pantzz ♪

♪ For work, or brunch
Or a new romance ♪

♪ Wear Snazzy Pantzz ♪

♪ It doesn't really matter
The circumstance ♪

♪ If you live your life
In Snazzy Pantzz ♪

♪ You're living in a dream ♪

♪ And we swear
It's not a pyramid scheme ♪

♪ It's just Snazzy Pantzz ♪

♪ They're snazzy ♪

♪ So snazzy ♪

♪ Really snazzy ♪

♪ They're just Snazzy Pantzz ♪

♪ So snazzy ♪

♪ Really snazzy ♪

♪ Very snazzy ♪

♪ They're Snazzy Pantzz ♪

[laughs]

Phew! That was the last pair
of Snazzy Pantzz we had.

We definitely sold
the most pairs.

We're responsible
for all these people

wearing Snazzy Pantzz. Us.

- That luxury
vacation is ours!
- [crackles]

I wonder where we'll go.

- I hope it's Tucson.
- Tucson?

It's the Paris
of the Southwest.

[crackling]

Yes, yes! Rise,
my beautiful creature, rise!

[laughs]

[thunderclap]

You're perfect!
Indestructible.

And it's got pockets!

Now kick down the wall!

[Bill gasps]

Hey! You weren't making
costumes in here at all!

[gasps] And opening
night's next week!

[whistles]

Everything you've
done is bad. Try again.

- [Kevin] You can't
even see it!
- I just know.

Hamster! There's a breakout
down at the prison!

Let's fly.

- What about Kevin?
- He's on a deadline.

You're no match
for my Pants Monster!

And by the way,
your uniforms are very
unfashionable!

[officer]
We didn't choose them!

Gotcha!

[Hamster] Connie McBurlap!
I thought you were
all sewn up.

[laughs] Not a chance.

Oh, and by the way,
Gretel, I saw you
on the news.

Thanks for helping me
with my evil plan.

What do you mean?
I would never help you!

Oh, but you did.

Meet the CEO and chief
designer of Snazzy Pantzz.

[crackles]

- Me!
- [thunderclap]

Snazzy Pantzz was all
part of an evil scheme?

[female chorus]
♪ Snazzy Pantzz ♪

[man] Snazzy Pants.

Part of an evil scheme.

Not related to pyramids.

What about
the luxury vacation?

There's no luxury vacation.

I just wanted people
to sell more pants.

No vacation?
No Paris of the Southwest.

Okay, now I'm really mad.

Athleisure Wear Scam Punch!

[grunts]

[Connie laughs]

The material has
comfort stretch!

- For the active woman?
- Precisely!

Your super punches
will do nothing!

Try the seams.
Connie's old weakness.

Good thinking, Hamster.

- [straining]
- [ripping]

[crackling]

[Connie] Ha!
My sewing skills

have vastly
improved in prison.

You'll never stop me!

[Hamster] It looks like
this thing runs
on electricity,

but I don't know
what's powering it.

[gasps] Wait a second.

The pants run
on static electricity.

Quick. We have to find
the laundry room. Follow me.

Hey, stealing is ill*gal.

I found out the hard way.

Hey look, I love
that fresh linen
scent too,

- but what's the plan here?
- Just follow my lead.

[Connie laughs]

Freedom!

Even Hamster
and Gretel can't stop--

[exclaims and gasps]

No! No! No, stop! Stop!

Didn't you hear?
Giant Pants Monsters
are so last season.

[screams]

[thud, crash]

All right, I know you were
lying when you said

you were making costumes
for Hamlet, but please tell me

you weren't lying when you
said I was a great actor!

I was lying. You're terrible.

To thy own self be true.

- You just proved my point.
- [officer groans]

Another supervillain
vanquished.

What's going on here?

I'm giving up. You're
never gonna like any
of my designs for your cage.

[Hamster] Whoa, whoa.
Talk to me about this
hamster wheel.

I had it made for you.

Maybe the rats
at the dump will want it.

Not for running on.
Just to make fun of.

Chrome gears?
Velvet running surface?

- It's beautiful.
- It is?

This is the best day
of my life.

What about the day
you got superpowers?

Oh, yeah. That was better.

But this is a close second
or third or fourth or fifth.

You know, somewhere
around there.

Well, that's the last
of the Snazzy Pantzz.

Why do the best things
have to be radioactive?

I'm sorry you don't get
to go to Tucson, Mom.

That's okay. I may not make it
to the Paris of the Southwest,

but at least I got
to spend time with you.

[scraping]

Dad, those have
toxic waste on them.

But I love how
stretchy they are.

I can finally touch my toes.

See? [strains]

[fabric rips]

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ It's Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪