02x07 - I Think Therefore I Slam/Thanks, But No Pranks

[bunniefuu]

[Anthony] Man, I think
I'm starting to get gamer neck.

Dude, I've got
full-on gamer torso.

We've gotta move around more.

Wanna get destroyed
by me at mini-golf later?

If you mean, crush your will
to live at mini-golf later, count me in.

- [♪ scary music plays]
- [screams]

- Get it off! Get it off!
- [laughs]

You've been Hanky Pranky'd!

- Why?
- Because it's funny.

I'm gonna upload it
to Hanky Pranky.

Hanky Pranky?

Hey, Pranksters,
it's me, Hank Franklin!

Welcome to my channel,

the place to upload videos of you pranking
and humiliating your friends

for a chance to appear
on my show,

-where contestants run obstacle courses...
- [screaming]

...in an attempt
to win prizes!

That's dumb.

Like this all-terrain
electric scooter with cruise control!

I'm in! That scooter is mine!

No, that scooter is mine!

- Scooter mine!
- Scooter mine!

[both] Scooter mine!

Not bad. We crushed this class assignment
like birdhouse bosses.

Do you think it's too small?

I mean, only two birds
could squeeze into it.

True. And there are
tons of birds in our neighborhood.

What if they start
fighting over it?

And get into
a horrible bird w*r! With casualties!

- [♪ dramatic music playing]
- [birds screeching]

We gotta go bigger.

Structural Engineering.

It's a light read.

The pressure is on
as Anthony lines up his shot,

still recovering
from severe gamer neck.

- Everything hangs in the balance--
- Stop golf announcer-ing!

I will not.

- [screams]
- [laughs]

You've been Hanky Pranky'd!
Got you!

That was good, dude.

Not scooter-good, but good.

Scooter mine!

Yeah, yeah. It's your turn.

Hole in one!

[screams]

[laughs] Scooter mine!

- Scooter mine!
- Scooter mine!

[both] Scooter mine!

[♪ upbeat music playing]

- [yells]
- [beeps]

[laughs]

♪ If your face
is full of pie ♪

♪ And you don't know the reason why
That's a prank ♪

♪ That's a prank
You just got pranked ♪

♪ If you receive
a chocolate malt ♪

♪ Made of Brussels sprouts and salt
That's a prank ♪

♪ Boy, that's a prank
You just got pranked ♪

♪ Subterfuge and mischief
are essential ingredients ♪

♪ It can range from dastardly
to mildly inconvenient ♪

♪ That's a prank ♪

♪ You just got pranked ♪

♪ That's a prank
You just got pranked ♪

Whoo! [scatting]

Support beams are secured
and structure is sound.

The metal brackets we used
to reinforce the joints work great!

Oh, I didn't bother with those.
They seemed like too much work to--

[creaking and clattering]

Gretel, you know the perils
of cutting corners!

What's our motto?

With great structures
comes great responsibility.

How's the birdhouse
coming along?

Not great.
I took a shortcut I shouldn't have.

Live and learn.

- You know, when I was a kid--
- [farting sound]

- [gasps]
- That was not me! I swear!

You've been
Hanky Pranky'd! [laughs]

- Oh, you! I'm gonna get you!
- [laughing]

- I'm gonna get you!
- [all laughing]

[farting sounds]

And this is the dominant species
on the planet.

This is Veronica Hill
with a special report.

Prank fever sweeps the town

as Internet star
Hank Franklin, host of Hanky Pranky,

will stage his huge
season finale right here in his hometown,

starring local teenagers,
Kevin and Anthony.

Congratulations to the finalists!

-This has been--
- [man] You've been Hanky Pranky'd!

...Veronica Hill. Back to you
in the studio.

[exhales] We did it,
bro. We're the best of the best.

- Until I take you down tomorrow!
- Yeah, only in your dreams.

The only thing in my dreams

- is "Scooter mine!"
- Scooter mine!

[both laugh]

How's your city

- in BuildingCraft coming along?
- Amazing.

Took me six long months,
but Anthony-land is almost done.

Oh, nice. Uh...

Hey, can you just pass me
my backpack real quick?

[oinking]

No, no, no, no, no!
Not the wrecking pigs!

No! No!

My city is destroyed!

How'd the wrecking pigs
get released from--

You've been Hanky Pranky'd!

Dude, how could you
do that to me?

We had a prank ceasefire!

Oh, come on. It was harmless.

Hmm? Ceasefire, huh?

A sticky butt cushion doesn't even compare
to what you just did to me.

[grunting]

- No!
- [shattering]

[whimpering]

You broke my laptop!

I did not break it! You did.

And you wrecked
my entire city!

You wrecked my entire pants!

You crossed the line, man!

I'm outta here!

Fine! Go right ahead!

Whoa! Try not to cry
when I win that scooter tomorrow.

The only thing I'm gonna cry
is "scooter mine!"

Scooter mine!

[crowd cheering]

That obstacle course
has some impressive structural elements!

But it's got nothing
on our new birdhouse.

Just so you know,
I'm not talking to you.

I'm not talking to you either.

- Good.
- Good.

[Hank] Congratulations, boys!

[firecrackers bursting]

You've proven yourselves to be the biggest
jerks in the whole country!

- Uh, thanks?
- [laughs]

Two completely nasty,
merciless dudes

who will help me pull off
my biggest prank yet.

Everyone out there
thinks this is a prank-off

between you two,

but we are gonna prank
the entire town as a team.

You two will run
the obstacle course

and try to stop one another
using items from the prank tool box,

while everyone watches,
completely oblivious to that tank.

It's filled with thousands of gallons
of blue dye and novelty liquid stank.

When the winner gets to the end
and lands on that big red button,

it'll trigger that tank
to spill,

and the whole town
will be blue

and smell
like rotten garbage forever!

[laughs maniacally]

- That is so not happening!
- No way!

Plus, everyone's already
sitting in their seats.

Why not just dump it
on them now?

Not that I think
you should do that.

I'm a showman.
Pranks are about spectacle!

Building someone up
before tearing them down.

I thought you two
understood that. [chuckles]

I guess I was wrong.

- [both yell]
- Come on! Why are you doing this?

Do you want the long version

- or the short--
- [both] Short!

Fine! I hate pranks!

Okay, I think we need
the long version.

I was pranked every single day
in high school!

And one day,
they went too far.

- [all laughing]
- After that, everywhere I went,

people laughed at me
because the blue dye was permanent!

I swore, one day,
I'd make them pay.

And that day is today!
[laughs maniacally]

Thanks for helping me
get this heartless town

into one place
to make it easy.

- It's showtime!
- [crowd cheering]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to
Hanky Pranky's biggest season finale ever!

Surprise number one,

my two finalists quit the show
at the last minute.

[crowd booing]

I know, right?
Surprise number two,

the show will still be
an exciting and thrilling visual feast,

- starring me!
- [crowd cheering]

I guess this is
all part of the show.

Cool twist.

[siren beeping]

- [♪ lively music playing]
- [grunting]

We gotta stop him
from going through the obstacle course.

I know! Wait.

- Are we talking to each other again?
- Yes.

- Good.
- Good.

Grab as many props as you can!

[♪ thrilling music playing]

[clucking]

[crossbow c*ck]

[all cheering]

Ooh! Wait, look!

Kevin and Anthony are here!

[♪ exhilarating music playing]

[grunting]

[yells]

- Kevin?
- No time to explain, but Hank is evil

and he's gonna spill
that liquid up there onto everyone.

You need to go backstage
and very safely stop that from happening.

Got it. On our way. Come on!

Okay, let's get this tank out.

Hold on, it's got a failsafe!

If you mess with it, it'll automatically
release and spill on the crowd.

He's pretty methodical
for a prank influencer.

Wait, look!
He took some shortcuts.

There are no support
beam corner brackets.

Maybe we can divert the flow through
the power of structural engineering.

Oh, I'm so glad
you read that book.

Hamster, help me take out
this load-bearing wall.

I thought you'd never ask.

- [♪ exhilarating music plays]
- [both grunting]

[straining]

[screaming]

- [Kevin screaming]
- Yeah!

[laughing] Fools! Prepare
to be Hanky Pranky'd! Yes!

[♪ dramatic music playing]

[laughs]

- [laughing]
- [crowd exclaiming]

- Yes!
- [♪ heroic music playing]

[Hank screaming]

[all] You've been stanky
Hanky Pranky'd, Hank!

[crowd cheering]

Sorry for being a jerk.

Also sorry for being a jerk.

And just to prove
my loyalty to you,

scooter... yours.

Oh, man, I can't do that.

Scooter yours!

Scooter ours?

Scooter ours!

[both] Scooter ours!

No! No! [groans]

I was supposed to have
the last laugh!

Um... Uh... [laughs awkwardly]

What a beaut!

There's enough room
for all the birds in the neighborhood.

[chirping]

[♪ pleasant music playing]

[birds screeching loudly]

Did we make it too nice?

I don't know, but I think
we should have made it bigger.

[birds screeching loudly]

[♪ theme music playing]

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪

♪ It's Hamster ♪

♪ Hamster and Gretel ♪