Why did you let them on board
in the first place?
I, uh... At first,
they seemed nice,
But turns out
they're, uh...
Bizarro!
♪ If you're lookin' for me ♪
♪ You better check
under the sea ♪
♪ 'Cause that is where
you'll find me ♪
♪ Underneath the sealab ♪
♪ Underneath the water ♪
♪ Sealab ♪
♪ At the bottom
of the sea ♪
For the last time,
cretins, where is...
The destructo beam?
Look, we don't have
one of those.
Just give him
the damn beams.
We don't have
a beam.
The destructo beam
is the most powerful
Destructive weapon
ever wrought by man,
Capable of vaporizing
earth into... Vapor.
Why would we
blow up the earth,
Where we are
right now?
Because
it's bizarro.
It's stupid.
Bizarro!
Stupid! Ooh!
Marco: you dirty coward.
Untie me,
you b*stards!
I'll take you all
myself!
Bizarro marco.
[Crunch]
What? What is that
supposed to be?
Are you
freaking out?
No. Just pissed off.
Bizarro
pissed off?
Screw this.
They won't talk?
Then I say
we gut 'em.
Don't you
mean...
bizarro
gut them?
I am bizarro
stormy.
I'm regular
stormy.
Shut up,
idiots.
Don't you mean
"bizarro shut up"?
Ok, ok. Look. We'll give you
the damn beams, huh?
That's good.
You stall them.
I'll think
of a plan.
Silence, dr. Quinn.
You'll think of nothing
Once your mind is blown
By the razor-sharp
intellect of...
Bizarro quinn.
What? My guy's
an egg?
How is that
gonna blow my mind?
Oh, sweet god!
Bizarro!
Aah!
Bizarro!
Holy crap!
Bizarro!
That's nasty.
Bizarro!
Now, where
are the diamonds?
I thought you
wanted a laser beam.
Now we want both,
and to show you
Just how serious
we are...
Bizarro stormy.
I am bizarro
stormy.
I'm regular
stormy.
Show them
how serious we are.
[Bizarro quinn chanting,
"bizarro!"]
No!
Holy god!
Jesus!
Bizarro!
Bizarro.
Ok.
Bizarro!
Hey, show them
how serious we are.
Bizarro murphy:
and there's plenty more
Where that came from.
Now who's feeling...
Talky?
Somebody give them
the damn laser...
Oh, diamond beam.
We don't have
a laser beam.
My breasts are sensing
that this one knows something.
Let's cut his
entire body off.
I will
interrogate him...
With my breasts.
Bizarro murphy:
yes. Bizarro debbie,
Take him away
for interrogation,
Bizarro-style.
Get your hands
off him, you b*tch.
Don't talk, quinn.
I don't know
anything.
That's the stuff.
Maybe his screams will
loosen your tongues.
What are you
gonna do to him?
Don't you worry
your pret... Hey!
Bizarro! Bizarro!
Hey, be careful
with my head jar, a*s!
It is bizarro.
Put me down!
Put me down!
Bizarro put me down!
Put me down!
We're friends.
[Gasping]
Can't...
Bizarro breathe.
Bizarro.
Help me!
Help... Me!
Come on.
Now's our chance
to escape.
Uh...
Too freaked out.
Don't you mean,
"bizarroed out"?
Uh... Oh, yeah.
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha!
[Gasping]
I'm helping.
I'm helping.
I'm helping you.
[Dr. Quinn screaming]
Dr. Quinn's bizarro
t*rture begins.
You animals!
What is she
doing to him?
Dr. Quinn:
oh, yeah, baby!
[Bedsprings
squeaking]
Bizarro debbie:
give it to me, baby. Yeah.
Oh! Bizarr... Ohh!
[Squeaking]
Bizarr... Ohh!
Bizarro! Oh!
Oh, damn!
Oh, damn! Yeah!
Good lord,
she's k*lling him.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Shut up.
Shut up, woman.
That b*tch!
Bizarr... Ohh!
Bizarr... Ahh!
The doctor... Is in!
Oh, is he ever.
That b*stard!
Dr. Quinn: damn it,
woman! Shut up!
He's out of his mind
with pain.
You want to
make him jealous?
Get delicious
bizarro revenge, ok?
Mmm... Delicious.
Oh! Get off of me,
You disgusting
little monster!
You likey, likey,
likey, likey...
No, no, no, no!
No, no, no!
You can do it.
You can do it...
[Babbling]
That's it.
Resist his charms.
Uhh! No!
No, no, no! Aah!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Bizarro yes!
Hey, hey, I know
some stuff.
Interrogate me.
Ok.
Aah! Aah!
Debbie: no, no, no!
Bizarro! Bizarro!
[All shouting]
Bizarro. Bizarro.
Bizarro!
Bizarro!
Bizarro!
Bizarro!
Bizarro!
Bizarro!
I hate
the bizarros.
Don't you mean
you hate...
The bizarros?
Bizarro!
Bizarro!
Hyah!
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Like a little
turtle.
Don't you
mean...
A bizarro
turtle?
That's it!
I've had it with
this, all of it!
You people
are idiots!
Murphy:
silly little turtle.
Marco: you are the dumbest
villains I've ever seen.
We don't have
any lasers!
And we don't have
any freaking diamonds!
And the only thing
you're good at
Is yelling, "bizarro,"
all the time.
Bizarro!
Bizarro!
Bizarro debbie:
bizarro! Bizarr... Ohh!
And you are
a wh*re!
I know!
Oh, I know! Oh, yes!
Ah! Oh, h*!
Bizzaro! Bizarro!
Aw, this
little guy.
Buddy, if I had a peanut,
I'd give it to you.
Bizarro. I love you.
Bizarro. I love you.
Hey, who's got a peanut
for turtle-face?
Don't!
He's allergic!
They'll k*ll me.
Well... I tried
everything.
He wouldn't
talk.
Oh, whatever.
Way to go,
quinn.
Did you try [beep] him
in the [beep]?
Yes.
Twice.
That usually
works.
Way to go, quinn.
I did...[Yawns]
I did what I could.
You're a b*stard.
Bizarro murphy: enough!
It is now clear to me
That this calls for
stronger methods of...
Persuasion.
Don't you mean,
bizarro persuasion?
Yeah. Make it
really bizarro.
Oh, bizarro!
Silence!
I will now ply
your minds with...
Bizarro vision.
Behold and be
helpless against...
It.
I hate them all,
except turtle-face.
Bizarro. I love you.
Bizarro. I love you.
Shh. Movie.
Deep voice:
bizarro.
Look, turtle-face.
star wars.
Ha ha ha! Yes!
Bizarro murphy: you will
be bewildered and amazed
By bizarro vision.
Movie: bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarros:
bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Psst! Quinn,
check it out.
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Bizarro...
Movie: bizar...
Aw...
Quinn: ok, listen up.
Bizarro people,
party's over.
You got to go.
I love you.
Bizarro murphy: ok.
Debbie:
what's going on?
Bizarro vision.
They're hypnotized, baby.
Yeah. Well,
you're a b*stard.
Wait!
They're hypnotized.
Turtle-face,
you're a chicken.
Bawk! Bawk!
Bawk! Bawk!
I may
miss you.
Ha ha.
Ok. Get out.
Bawk! Bawk!
Marco: ok, quinn, untie us.
Hurry up before they...
Greetings,
fools.
Give us the
destructo beam,
Or suffer
The bizarro
consequences.
Uh... We already
gave it to you.
It's, um...
It's in your truck.
To the truck.
Marco: untie us now.
Hurry.
Bawk! Bawk!
Bawk! Bawk!
Seriously,
How do we get
out of here?
Hit 2!
Hit 2!
Thank you.
Marco: man, I'm glad
that's over. Damn!
What a bunch
of idiots.
You're a b*stard.
Ha ha ha ha!
Debbie: what
is so funny?
Ha ha ha ha!
I gave... Ha ha ha!
During the movie,
I gave turtle-face
A whole bag of peanuts.
Ha ha ha!
Ha ha ha ha ha!
I'm helping!
I'm helping!
Greetings, dudes.
Give us the patchouli beam
Or suffer
the groovy consequences.
I hate
the groovies.
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