01x03 - False Fangs

[bunniefuu]

♪ Isadora Moon, one and only ♪

♪ Here I go ♪

♪ I'm totally unique and extra
starry ♪

♪ Waving my wand, flying
fearlessly ♪

♪ Yeah, it's your girl, Isadora
♪

♪ A little bit of both ♪

♪ Half a vampire, half a fairy ♪

♪ Ready for a new exciting
journey ♪

♪ Sparkling, extraordinary ♪

♪ Yeah, that's me, Isadora ♪

♪ Watch me be ♪

[bright music]

- Oh! Ta-da! Isadora, breakfast!

- Coming!

Oh, I'm so excited

you're staying with
us, Granny and Grandpa.

- Me too!

What should we do first today?
Go to the park? The woods?

Oh! Do a little synchronized bat
training?

[Isadora laughs]

- Oh, let's start with toast,
shall we?

One piece for me.

[bright music]

- Ooh, ow!

- [gasps] Are you okay?

- Oh, one of my fangs is
giving me a spot of bother.

That is all.

- Oh, well why don't you go
and see Countess Vernacular

while you're here?

- She is the greatest
vampire dentist in town.

- Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine.

Ooh, ooh!

- It doesn't sound fine, dear.

And it has been 80 years since
your last checkup. [chuckles]

- I'll go with you. It'll be
fun.

- Fun? Well, in that case, count
me in!

[bright music]

- Hmm. I'm afraid your
fangs have seen better days.

They do tend to become
more delicate as we age,

but don't worry, I have just the
solution.

Ta-da!

- Oh no. Are those false fangs?

- Why, yes! The latest model
with 20% sharper fang tips.

- Well, how rude! I'm barely in
my 600's.

I'm much too young for false
fangs. Thank you very much.

- Um, sorry. I'd bet it go and,
uh....

Bye!

- Oh, I didn't get to mention
their improved chompability.

[bright music]

- Oh, Isadora! Come and look at
this.

That's when I came second in
the Great Apple Chomp Fest.

- [Isadora] Wow!

- [Granny] And that's when I won

the Shiniest Fangs Competition.

- Whoa!

- I've had so much fun with
my fangs over the years.

I can't bear replacing them

with some characterless fake
ones. I...

I just wouldn't feel like me
anymore.

- Mm? Anybody care for one of
my extra rocking rock buns?

- [Isadora] Yes, please!

- Yes, please!

On second thoughts, maybe not
for me.

- Oh, Mother, stop. I could
make you something less crunchy.

How about...

Oh, a spectacular smoothie, hm?

- I know Granny doesn't want
false fangs, Pink Rabbit.

But if she keeps her old painful
ones,

there's so much she'll be
missing out on.

I wish there was a way
I could change her mind.

Dad, can I come on your
night flight tonight?

There's somewhere I'd like to
go.

- Huh? The custom cape outlet?

- Not quite.

[bright music]

- I'm sorry. You can't turn
up without an appointment

and just expect to see the
dentist.

She's booked up for weeks!

- Hello, Isadora! Come right
through.

- But I... I had... I just...
But...

- Now what can I do for you?

One of my famous fang pampering
sessions?

[Isadora laughs]

- Oh, I'm not here for
me. I'm here for Granny.

She really needs those false
fangs.

- You're right.

But I'm afraid I can't make her
have them.

- No.

But if you let me borrow them,

I think I might be able to
persuade her.

- Hmm. I only let false
fangs leave my surgery

after they've been fitted.

But in this case...

[bright music]

- I'm going to show Granny
that these false fangs

can be just as much fun as her
old ones,

with a little magic.

Now snap!

Snap!

[Isadora giggles]

Hello, fangs. How are you today?

"Oh, I'm feeling really snappy."

[pensive music]

[Isadora laughing]

Snappy, stop. [laughs]

When Granny sees my amazing fang
routine,

she's bound to fall in love with
them.

- [Dad] Isadora, time to
set the table for dinner!

And make it snappy!

[pensive music continues]

- Wait, no, don't listen to Dad.

Hey, come back!

- Ah, what a peaceful evening.

- Ah, yes. A little too
peaceful.

- Oh!
- Ooh!

- Nothing to see here.

[whimsical music]

- Oh! Well, I've heard of loose
teeth,

but never teeth on the loose.

- Whoa!

[whimsical music continues]

- Oh! Thank you, Isadora.

I was just about to prune that
bush.

- [Dad] Ouch!

Ah, I see you're teething
again, Honeyblossom.

[Honeyblossom giggling]

[whimsical music continues]

- Anything you want to tell me,
Isadora?

- I wanted to show you that
false fangs could be fun too,

but they sort of went out of
control.

- That's very thoughtful of you.

But false fangs are simply not
for me,

although they do seem to have
an impressive chomp on them.

- [Oscar] [yelping] Get off!

[Isadora and Granny laugh]

[pensive music]

- Oscar, are you okay?

- Okay? A pair of unruly
gnashers

have been snip-snapping at my
wisps!

Well, if I wasn't a ghost, I'd
have...

I'd have more wholes than
a block of Swiss cheese!

- [laughs] I've got to
give it to those fangs.

They're as mischievous as I am.

- Whoa! Pink Rabbit, slow down!

Uh-oh.

Huh?

- "The Vampire Chronicles!"

This was my favorite
book when I was a child.

Those fangs have certainly got
good taste.

- [Mum] Isadora!

- Oh. What now?

- I don't know, but I can't
wait to find out. Race you!

[pensive music]

- I was going to make lemonade,

but somebody has eaten all my
lemons.

- [chuckles] It was me.

- It was?

- I'm afraid so. I couldn't help
myself.

I absolutely adore lemons.

- [laughs] Even the skin.

- Okay. I guess I'll find out

whatever you two are up to
later.

- Isn't it funny, Isadora?

Rock buns, "The Vampire
Chronicles," lemons.

Those false fangs like
all the same things I do.

Maybe we'd make a good team
after all.

- Yes! I totally agree.

But if you want them,

we're going to have to think
of a way to catch them first.

- Hmm.

- [gasps] I know. What else do
you like?

Because the fangs will like it
too.

- [Dad] Isadora! Can you
please set the table?

My veggie pie is ready.

- Oh, I don't really like veggie
pie.

I love it! [laughs]

- Ah, finally.

Mother!

[whimsical music]

- [Both] Dinner time! Come and
get it!

- Oh good. I have a severe
case of the munchies.

- Sorry, dear. So do those.

[whimsical music continues]

- [Mum] [gasps] Oh, my!

- One, two...

- Snappy, stop.

- Gotcha!

- [gasp] My pie, gone
in the blink of an eye.

- Well, that's no surprise.
It's our favorite.

How about another trip to the
dentist?

- We're back! Come and
see Granny's new fangs.

- Oh!
- Wow, beautiful!

- Oh, marvelous. You
don't look a day over 400.

- Oh, you.

And the best thing is I'm
now completely pain-free.

- It's a good job
Bartholomew made another pie

while you two were at the
dentist.

- Another pie? Then let's give
these babies a taste drive!

[Granny chomping]

Excellent work, fangs.

- You were right, Granny.
You do make a good team.

- Well, I guess I could
make pie number three.

- What a good idea.

And make it snappy. [chuckles]

[Isadora laughs]

♪ A little bit of both ♪

♪ Mighty vampire, magic fairy ♪

♪ Ready for a new exciting
journey ♪

♪ Sparkling, extraordinary ♪

♪ Yeah, that's me, Isadora ♪

♪ Watch me be ♪