01x12 - Seas the Day/Kissed Opportunities

[bunniefuu]

May I remind you
that list item number 301

is "Throw a Cool Party."

Why are you giving kids
batteries?

Double As give toys life!

And come on,
this is so cool.

There's a Birdhouse
Decorating Station,

a Conversation Corner...

I nailed it!

Oof. Why is
the vibe so somber?

Oh, no, is this an intervention?

I can quit Dingles
any time I want!

Scott, this is my cool party.

Now, do me a favor
and enter the yard again.

I wanna practice
the optimal party flow...

which I've subtly marked
for your convenience.

Step one... name tags!

Cringe.

Flow, Scott, flow!

I don't know why you're
so confident this will work.

I'm guaranteed
to have a cool party

because I invited the coolest
kid in school, Genesis.

Genesis?

That's a big get! Heh.

Now, which arrow
will point me towards fun?

That one.

Hey, Genesis automatically
makes anything cool,

so as long as she comes,
I'm golden.

And, heh, not to brag,
but she seemed

pretty into it
when I invited her...

Hey, Genesis?

I'm throwing
a party on Saturday,

and it would mean a lot
if you were there.

I mean, I know
we're not super close,

but for what it's worth,
I think you're confident

and stylish
and just plain rad.

I know that's random,
but I think

society needs
more unprompted compliments.

- Huh?
- [music playing on headphones]

Uh, party, Saturday,
no worries if not!

Huh?

- You poor, sweet fool.
- [gate opens]

[gasps]
My first guest!

[Beta grunts]

Welcome!

[Hailey deflated]
Oh. It's you. Hi, A.C.

Gee, what
a well-attended party.

This crowd must be
breaking fire codes,

someone call
the Fire Marshall! Heh.

He'll be working overtime,
after that sick burn.

A.C., you weren't even invited--

Well, I may as well
hang around.

You clearly need the company.

Hey, you're welcome!

[grunts]

Let's get
this shindig started!

Becker, why are you
in my hedges?

Timed it so I could mooch off
someone else's entrance.

Heh, I'd never show up first
to a party.

Major dork alert.

Speaking of which,

did that guy bring a thermos?

- Is that...?
- Onion soup.

It's not to share.

Okaaaay.

Where are the soup spoons?

[smooth jazz music playing
over speakers]

- [alarm blares on watch]
- [gate opens]

Hi, party people! Heh.

Do you all mind coming
back in from that side

for the sake of party flow?

Trust me, one wrong step
and you'll be like,

"Whoa, this party is whack!"

Yeah, like that's the reason
this party is whack.

Nobody's using
your name tags.

The birdhouses are untouched.

And the
Conversation Corner is...

Should we... talk?

Talking is for people
in their 30s.

Let's just text
each other memes.

Ugh, this party reeks!

I'm gonna go
blow stuff up.

- [expl*si*n]
- [Becker grunts]

...things.

Oh, no, I'm losing them!

Wait!

I have the perfect solution.

Bye, sophisticated jazz.

Hello, upbeat marimba jazz!

[upbeat marimba jazz playing]

- [phone keyboards clacking]
- Scale of 1-10,

how cool
is this party, people?

Ten!

Ten's the least cool, right?

Your music
is giving me anxiety.

Hailey, I just realized
what your party reminds me of!

I have this recurring
stress nightmare--

Ugh! This is a huge fail!

- What should I do?
- [door opens]

[pop music plays]

Genesis! You actually came!

Wanna decorate a birdhouse?

A cottage?
Perhaps a birdy bungalow?

Heh. You're spoiled
for choice!

[Genesis]
Everything I see is boring.

[both] Ouch.

Lucky for you,
I brought some stuff

to make this place poppin'.

Behold: X-Treme soda.

- [all gasp]
- My parents said

a kid in Solana Beach drank
a can of that,

and his head exploded.

Honey, they just
don't want you to try it.

And once
we're really amped up...

Kissy Kards.

[upbeat music]

Isn't that rated OT
for Older Teens?

I took it
from my sister's room.

She's in college, studying...

- ...communications.
- [all gasp]

- [alarm blares on watch]
- Oh-h*-h*-h*, that is so cool.

Whatever Genesis wants, I want.

I still can't believe
you're in my yard.

Welcome, m'lady!

I'm so sorry.

So, how do we play?

I mean, I've played,

like, thousands of times, obviously,

but you should explain
the rules for all the newbs.

It's simple.
When the spinner lands on you,

you pick a card.

Then, you do whatever
it tells you.

Yeah, you do what the card says,
it's very straightforward.

And if you pull the Mega
Kiss Kard, you spin again.

The person it lands on
is who you have to kiss.

[nervous stammering]

[Beta]
Psst, hey, Hailey.

This game is exactly

what your "cool party" needs!

Is it? I think
my wristband was

just about to turn green...

You're fooling no one.

Look, you can k*ll
two birds with one stone.

Throw a cool party,

and use this opportunity
to kiss Scott.

Wai-wai-wai-wait. What?

Think about it.
Since the kiss

will be within
the structure of a game,

you won't be
betraying Kristine!

We have to take advantage
of this loophole.

Beta, that's...

the most genius loophole
I've ever heard!

Who doesn't love a loophole?

They're harmless
and effective.

Plus, heh, I'm mature enough
for this.

Older Teen,
Schmolder Teen.

Great, I'll make sure you pull

the Mega Kiss Kard
when the time comes.

So, hey,
let's play Kissy Kards!

Please make a circle
in the A.F.K.A.T.C.C.

The Area Formerly Known
as the Conversation Corner!

[all] Ohhhhh.

I still need a spoon.

I'll spin
to see who goes first.

[Beta] The Mega Kiss Kard

is the third from the bottom.

You... "Reveal a juicy secret

of someone else in the circle."

Uh...

- Thad has perfect vision!
- [gasps]

His glasses are
only for fashion.

[all gasp]

And that's
how you play, people.

[dramatic music plays]

Scott, "Every time
someone says

the word 'Okay,'
take a sip of soda."

-"Okay"?
- Oh, he said it!

- Sip!
- [A.C. laughs]

Ohhh, okay.

Ah, dang it!

[dramatic music]

[groans]

Lucy... "Of everyone here,

who would you kick out
of a lifeboat first?"

Umm...

I'm sorry. Jonathan!

What? A.C. is right there!

You're six months older
than the rest of us,

you've lived your life!

[Jonathan groans]

[dramatic music]

[sniffs]

"Go into the house
with ear buds...

[over ear buds]
and tell the host's parents

every line we feed you."

My name is Farty McFart Butt.

I am the mayor of Fartsville.

I had a fartcident.

Can I borrow
a clean pair of plants?

- [chatter over ear buds]
- Ants?

- [chatter over ear buds]
- Ohh, pants.

Heh, I get it.

Like I pooped my pants.

And you didn't even want
to consider private school?

[all laughing]

[Genesis] Overalls...

"Prank call your crush."

Uh, my crush?

Do it!

Call Sanjay Singh!

Your crush from botany camp.

Oh-h*, yeah, Sanjay Singh.

That kid I...

told you about that one time.

Uh, good thing
I remember his number...

[keypad beeping]

- [line ringing]
- [out of service chime sounds]

[computer voice] The wireless
caller you're trying to reach--

Voicemail! Oh, well. I tried!

Call back and leave
a prank message then.

We all did our turns.

[phone vibrating and ringing]

- What the...?
- Put it on speakerphone.

- [phone beeps on]
- Hello?

[Sanjay on phone]
Hailey, it's Sanjay Singh.

I can't talk long 'cause
I'm in the Alaskan rainforest

studying conifers.

[in Sanjay voice]
Many people don't realize

Alaska has a rainforest,

but that's
just the sort of thing I know

as a kid
who goes to botany camp.

Okay, talk soon,

and I'm very real!

Wow.

He sounds...

awesome!

Don't let
your guard down yet.

The Mega Kiss Kard
is still in there.

Good, I was born ready!

These lips?
Lips of a champion, he he he.

Murray... "Tell us

the most embarrassing thing
you ever did."

Definitely that time I told
your parents I pooped my pants.

[laughter]

[A.C.] I remember.

That was so good.

[quietly]
The Mega Kiss Kard is next.

I'll make sure
the spinner lands on you.

[Genesis]
Mega Kiss Kard!

[all gasp]

Okay, spin to see
who you kiss.

[intense music plays]

[Beta grunts]

[Scott gasps]

[Scott] Huh?

[squawking and struggling]

[slow music plays]

[all chanting]
Kiss him! Kiss him!

[Hailey] This was it.
My chance to kiss Scott,

and it wouldn't mean anything.

But that's when I realized,

if I was going to kiss Scott,

I actually wanted it
to mean something.

No. I'm not comfortable
doing that right now.

Booooo!

Genesis, I'm grateful
you're here,

but I think this game is...

a bit much.

[all gasp]

And I think...

I totally agree.

[all exclaim in surprise]

A lot of these dares
are downright mean.

I just thought everyone else
wanted to keep going.

- Yeah.
- That's how I felt!

Can we not tell anyone
about my perfect vision?

You're really brave for
saying something, Overalls.

This is your party,
what do you want to do?

[instrumental pop music playing]

[lively chattering]

[giggles]

"If you were a plant,
which plant would you be?"

Oh, where do I begin?
I mean...

Ward Berry did what, now?

This is a pretty cool party.

- [watch notification chiming]
- Yeah.

I knew it would be.

No, thank you. I brought soup.

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