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01x01 - Exiting the Friend Zone

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Small Town Setup". January 2, 2025.*
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Features parents seeking matches for their successful but single city-dwelling child.

01x01 - Exiting the Friend Zone

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[studio music]

[fun music]

Ooh.

Don't drive into the lake.

Here I go.

Haaa.

I'm not bad at this.

[horn honking]

Ha ha.

I'm in a golf cart

in Peachtree City.

[uplifting music]

This town loves

their golf carts.

What would you do

if you were single,

you were living in New

York, and your family

and your entire hometown decided

to get together and set you up

on some dates when you just

thought you were coming

home to visit for the weekend?

Victoria is about to find out.

[joyous music]

I'm Ashley Williams, and

this is Small Town Setup.

[horn honking]

[fun music]

I'm here to help Joe

and Dianne find love

for their daughter, Victoria.

She's a senior-level executive

who left home to pursue

her dreams in New York.

She's got this tendency to

put guys into the friend zone.

Do you think her parents

can help her with that?

Let's find her love.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS:

We're about to dive

into an adventure filled with

heart, hope, and a big dose

of small-town charm.

The Garofalo family has

gotten everybody together,

and we're hoping that we're

gonna find somebody today.

Let's hit it.

Is there snacks there?

Woo!

Is there like a

charcuterie board?

How do you say that?

[title music]

[fun music]

Hey.

Welcome to Scoops.

Are you Joe?

JOE: I am Joe.

Are you Dianne?

DIANNE: Hi, Ashley.

We've been expecting you.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: I'm Ashley.

I am so excited to meet you.

I brought you a little gift

since we're in Peachtree.

So this is a peach

cobbler recipe, so--

DIANNE: Thank you.

Hi, I'm Dianne.

And I'm Joe.

And we're the Garofalos.

And we're hoping to help our

oldest daughter, Victoria,

find love and happiness.

I am so excited to talk

to you about Victoria.

JOE: Ah, Victoria.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Let's go and

have a seat together and chat.

Yeah, let's go outside.

We're waiting for Mr.

Right to meet Mrs. Right,

to make it all right.

Because if you can't

stand us, forget about it.

Who can't stand us?

Come on.

[laughs]

It's a beautiful

day, and I feel so

lucky to get to chat with you.

By the way, I got really good

at driving a golf cart earlier.

I think I would fit right in.

You have the golf

cart community here.

JOE: 12 years old.

You're 12 years old, you

can drive with a parent.

OK, so I haven't

met Victoria yet.

Can you tell me a

little bit about her?

Well, she's our first-born,

and she's amazing.

Yeah.

She does event planning in

food and wine, and she's a very

productive, happy go-getter.

[fun music]

Victoria is used to being strong

because it's her business.

She's been in

authoritative positions,

and she has two younger sisters.

But she's got such a soft side.

She is very emotional, but

she doesn't always show it.

And she has tons of guy friends.

They all love her.

She puts them right

in the friend zone.

JOE: Victoria is like an alpha

woman who's there for everyone

else, but it's time for her.

Basically, I told

her, if you actually

want to get married and have

those kids you talk about,

time to date.

JOE: It's time to take

down the no vacancy sign.

[laughs] So good.

JOE: You got to have

the vacancy sign on.

OK, tell me--

I mean, you two are obviously

still very much in love.

Married, what, 35 years?

38 years.

38 years, whatever.

But we met the regular way.

How did you meet?

We were at a club,

and he kept doing, like.

I don't know what he

was doing with his head.

He was trying to say something.

I said, look, I'm not

much into sign language,

but would you like to dance?

Whatever.

But he was wearing plastic

shoes, zippered shirt-- he was--

What do you mean, you

were wearing plastic shoes?

DIANNE: It was terrible.

He had blue eyes,

and he was tall.

I said, I'm only dancing

with him, anyway.

JOE: She saw the

potential, though.

Oh, and she was right.

[laughs]

What do you

think she's looking

for right now in a partner?

Like, if you're talking about

a star, loves Ryan Gosling.

We even like Idris

Elba together.

So I'm just saying,

a tall guy who's--

JOE: Comfortable

in his own skin.

DIANNE:--comfortable

in his own skin.

Tall is important.

She likes to go out,

but she's not clubbing.

But she loves to go out

with family and friends,

and we are horse-racing people.

She enjoys dancing,

Broadway shows.

Ideally, it'd be

somebody that loves food.

They have to love tomatoes and--

[laughs]

JOE: Tomatoes.

DIANNE: No joke.

That was her last--

JOE: She sent a picture

the other day with nine

different tomatoes in one bowl.

So he needs to be a

fan of tomatoes would

be one of the main criteria.

JOE: Yes, yes, which

can be made into sauce

because we're Italian.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Sure.

So why do you think she would

find a potential partner

here as opposed to New York?

There's a certain

familiarity about your hometown

that never goes away.

So I know Victoria had some

great experiences here.

Wow.

OK, so the bar is high.

We have quite a

task ahead of us.

[laughs]

- We do.

We really do.

We're gonna kind of

hold a forum, where we

work together as a community.

And we're gonna see

if love for Victoria

is right here in Peachtree City.

JOE: It takes a

village to find a man.

I mean, it's exciting.

But Mr. Right, he's out

there, within 10 miles of here.

I think it's possible.

[fun music]

This is beautiful.

JOE: What do you think?

Not a bad place, right?

[gasps] You've

been working hard.

(SINGING) It's

easy for you to say

JOE: She didn't see it.

- Welcome, guys.

Hi.

JOE: Hey.

Glad you could come.

Are you related

to these people?

This is my beautiful daughter.

Stop it.

This is fiance number one.

Nice to meet you.

Thank you.

Nice to meet you.

Are you related to the family?

I'm a family friend.

JOE: You know, it's amazing

to get so many people to show

up on a Thursday, a hot day.

People even work early.

But I think it

speaks to the town.

And it speaks to Victoria.

They'll willing to

do this for her.

Yeah, it's all

relationships, and I

think people love Victoria.

OK, welcome, Peachtree City.

[cheering]

Are we ready to find

love for Victoria?

[cheering]

I need you, Joe and

Dianne, to take it away.

Thank you for showing up.

We're looking for

a good-looking guy,

30 to 40, confident,

heart-centered,

successful, likes games,

likes loud Italians.

[laughter]

DIANNE: Victoria's got a lot

of guy friends, tons of them,

but they're all in

the friend zone.

We want her to find romance,

not another male friend

to bring to the table,

'cause they eat a lot.

[laughter]

Let's find her love.

[cheering]

So I'm opening up the floor.

Who here has an

idea for Victoria?

[gasps] Wait a second.

All right, is this

the best friend?

My name is Megan.

OK, stand up.

Please tell us who you have.

All right, so I nominate Sosa.

He is 6' 4", good-looking.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: OK.

MEGAN: He's a chef, knows

how to work the kitchen,

which I know Victoria loves.

JOE: We're looking for something

in the bedroom eventually.

Oh my goodness.

[laughter]

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: OK, OK.

This is Hallmark.

JOE: Hey, come on.

Can't have kids if they're

always in the kitchen.

Joe.

[laughs]

[applause]

All right.

Hi, there.

What's your name?

- Hi.

I'm Dana.

I would like to nominate

someone we lovingly

refer to as Cousin Michael.

[quirky music]

Is he Victoria's cousin?

- No, thank goodness.

- Great.

Great.

Great.

He's actually my

husband's cousin.

Oh, OK.

And I think Michael has the

biggest heart I've ever known.

He loves to do everything--

hiking and kayaking.

He also got his pilot's

license just kind of for fun

because he loved Aeronautics.

Wow.

He loves kids.

[applause]

- Good with kids.

- We love it.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: We did have

a little nibble over here.

Come over here, sir.

What's your name?

Zac.

Hi, Zac.

Welcome.

Who do you have for Victoria?

One of my buddies, Keren.

He works in a similar

field to Victoria,

so they have a lot

of similarities.

He's a little more on

the shy side, though.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Do

you think he would

be able to hang with the

big personalities and the

strong dynamic in this family?

Well, Victoria's

got enough personality

for both of 'em, but--

[laughter]

- he Would definitely

be able to hold his own.

Yeah.

- OK.

Good.

[applause]

Thanks.

Great.

Thank you so much.

OK.

DIANNE: Oh, Nick's got one.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: We've

got somebody right here.

Whoa.

Victory.

I'm her cousin, so

I feel like I should

be the expert on this one.

So my buddy, Tristen, probably

the best guy out of all.

No offense to the

guys you nominated.

[laughter]

He's an animal care specialist--

Oh.

- wizard In the kitchen,

and perfect height for her.

I think they're

gonna hit it off.

Does he want kids?

He wants eight kids.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Eight?

Oh, that might

actually be a problem.

[laughter]

Thank you so much.

NICK: No problem.

[applause]

Well, everybody, I feel

really good about these options.

I think the next step

is they need to pass

the Joe and Dianne test.

So the Garofalos are gonna meet

these lucky nominees tomorrow,

but here's the deal.

They're only gonna pick three,

and then we're going to watch

Victoria go on the dates live.

[cheering]

So I think you two have

your work cut out for you,

and we will see you

all in a couple of days

to find love for Victoria.

[cheering]

JOE: Thank you, everybody.

[pleasant music]

What about Victoria?

What time?

Is she coming soon?

Um, I'm honestly not sure.

She hasn't responded to my text.

DIANNE: Gonna be fun.

I don't think she

knows what we've done--

obviously.

I know.

I can tell.

DIANNE: Yeah, she needs it.

Hello.

Hey.

I knew she'd--

JOE: Victoria.

- be very happy to see you.

Hello.

I already ate a tomato.

- Did you really?

- Grab the tomato.

Grab the tomato.

Coming up.

Good to have you home.

Look how happy she is.

She's, of course,

in the kitchen.

I already went into the

garden to get a tomato.

- You're so happy.

- Oh, did you see?

It was really good.

Oh, yeah, pretty good, but

it does have a lot of pepper.

Yeah, that's a

tomato-colored dress.

ANASTASIA: It is tomato.

- And I'm the color--

ANASTASIA: Tomato sisters.

- It's hot.

JOE: You're home for a couple of

days, so what do you want to do?

Well, let's go to

the market, right?

Well, first always.

DIANNE: Maybe you stay home

and do something with us.

Let me tell you this.

We've been planning

something for quite a while.

[intriguing music]

So we have a surprise

while you're here.

Now, I'm kind of worried.

[laughter]

She loves surprises.

(LAUGHING) I hate surprises.

[interposing voices]

JOE: Victoria, you know

the old expression.

It takes a village?

OK.

JOE: We literally brought

the village together.

DIANNE: We think that you

need love and romance, and--

JOE: So we contacted

teaches, dance

people, college, high school,

neighbors, friends of friends.

We love you.

We know you.

We figured these

people would know you.

We got together

at the town hall.

Whole place packed.

- 70 people.

- Packed.

70 people.

DIANNE: And you had friends

that nominated some guys that we

thought maybe you could date.

What do you think?

What are the-- I

don't understand.

[intriguing music]

OK, what do you think?

So a lot to process,

but go ahead.

OK, so you went to people

we all know that know me

and know my life--

Yes.

- and you said,

finally help us find

our daughter someone to date?

That's correct.

[laughs]

OK.

[playful music]

Listen.

You're so beloved

by so many people.

Fact.

JOE: So many people

talking good about you.

Everybody.

I feel like no

more friendzoning.

You have to open your

mind a little bit.

Don't write them off.

DIANNE: And what could be

the worst that happens?

You have a great time with

some pretty interesting guys.

Yeah.

You want a man,

you got to do this.

I pretty much have

everything else in my life

really figured out, but the

one thing that's missing

is a partner who eventually

turns into a husband

to share that with

and start a family,

which would be really nice.

[laughs]

This is crazy.

[laughs]

But typical for the Garofalos.

Right?

Settle in.

It's gonna be a

weekend to remember.

Oh.

Oh, no.

[laughs]

She's not showing it, but

she's definitely nervous.

[pleasant music]

JOE: We're finally

gonna meet these guys.

What do you think?

DIANNE: Well, I'm looking

forward to meeting them.

JOE: Oh, this must be Sosa.

I hear good things

about you, Sosa.

- Oh, really?

- Yes.

Yeah, Megan was

bragging about you.

I love Megan.

She comes by the

restaurant all the time.

So you've been a

chef for a long time?

We're the restaurant

business 35 years.

Maybe not 35 years.

[laughter]

How old are you?

Well, I'm 39.

I'll be 40 this year.

DIANNE: Oh, really?

OK.

Do you like to travel?

You have your passport?

I do.

I have my passport.

I love to travel.

So tell me, did you

buy your forever home?

I don't want to buy a forever

home without a forever person.

DIANNE: Oh, I like that.

I don't know what they

told you about Victoria,

but she might put you in

the friend zone right away.

How are you going to wow her?

I'm just gonna woo her and

woo her with all the things

that we southern gentlemen do--

hold the doors, get real

close with her father.

[laughs]

Hey, you know the deal.

You know the deal.

[fun music]

- Let's see if you're the one.

JOE: Yeah.

DIANNE: Nice to meet you, Sosa.

Nick's calling.

He wants us to meet Tristen.

You must be Tristen.

- Hi.

- Yes, indeed.

Pleasure.

Joe Garofalo.

Nice to meet you, Tristen.

So we're looking for

romance, tradition.

There's so many things that we

want for our wonderful daughter.

Well, I'm definitely

looking to settle

down, to start a family.

I mean, I'm hoping that

she's open to having

at least two children.

That would be the case.

Got to have at least two.

Like, what's a

typical Saturday

with you and your

friends or with a date?

Activity-wise, on the

first date, I generally

like to go for karaoke.

- What's your go-to song?

- Ooh, I have a lot of--

"Don't Stop Believin'" is

like the number-one karaoke.

Well, I used to--

"Don't Stop Believin'."

JOE: World class.

That's, like, the

end of the night song,

so generally, we'll

try to avoid that one.

So you know your

music, it seems.

Oh, I'm a huge music fan.

You like Broadway shows

and all that kind of thing?

Oh, yeah.

I'm trying to think

of the last one I saw.

?

Michael Jackson,

not Michael Jordan.

No.

No, no, no.

But I mean, if they did

that, I might go as well.

DIANNE: [laughs]

Oh, one second.

We got to take the picture.

He's got a good look.

- Ready?

Yes.

All righty.

Thank you so much.

- Thank you, Tristen.

God bless you, man.

[pleasant music]

Oh, this is where

the next one's at?

Hey, I'm Michael.

Nice to see you, Michael.

Nice to meet you.

JOE: So tell us about yourself.

I'm 33.

Never been married.

No kids out there.

Don't you want to have some?

Yeah, yeah, someday.

How fast is someday?

My daughter's 34.

She's very ready.

When I got my house, there

were a couple extra rooms.

Oh.

DIANNE: OK.

But we joke that it's more

of a just-add-wife situation.

Oh.

Just add wife.

OK.

Now, my daughter,

Victoria, loves traveling.

Do you have your passport?

I do.

The passport, it lives right

next to my pilot's license.

Oh, wow.

Oh, OK.

Oh.

So what about hobbies?

I'm a volunteer referee for

women's roller derby league.

Oh.

Ha.

That should be fun.

- Wow.

Wow.

- [laughs]

DIANNE: Well, I'm glad that

your cousin nominated you.

- Yeah, thank you, Michael.

- And it was great to meet you.

I'm gonna just take

a picture of you.

Oh, yeah.

And we'll see.

Boom.

OK.

I think it's a good one.

JOE: Yeah, I think he's

got a good potentiality.

DIANNE: Sounds good.

- Joe.

Dianne.

- Oh, hey.

- How are y'all doing?

Good to see you.

Are we gonna go in and--

- Yeah, come on in.

- It's so hot out here.

- You're telling me, yeah.

- Yeah.

JOE: You know, we

love book shops.

So, yeah, so, Tony--

DIANNE: Tell us about yourself.

TONY: I'm 28 years old,

and I'm about that age

to really just settle

down, find my partner.

So what about hidden talents.

I love dancing, singing.

Oh, how about a song?

Can you--

Come on, Tony.

A song on the spot?

DIANNE: Sure.

JOE: Tony, you got

to be spontaneous.

DIANNE: I don't know.

Maybe sing a little,

just a little.

It can be nice to be serenaded.

Come on, Tony.

DIANNE: I like that.

Come on.

JOE: Throw out a few bars.

DIANNE: Let's hear.

- Um--

[playful music]

Ha.

TONY: There you go.

- So you have to sing.

So what do you sing, Tony?

I gotta say, I might

be too nervous to sing.

Well, Victoria's quite a girl.

Loud girl.

Do you think that she

would overshadow you maybe?

- I'm very outgoing--

- She knows what she wants.

- and I can be

over the top, too.

But I also know when

to kind of draw it

back and be somebody's partner.

[pleasant music]

Can't forget it.

Smile.

All righty.

- Here we go.

Thank you so much.

JOE: Tony's a good-looking guy.

DIANNE: Yeah, good.

JOE: I think he's

got his head on.

I'm just wondering

about his age.

That may be the only-- oh,

- Hey.

- Hey.

- Hi.

I'm Keren.

So you Irish?

It's actually, biblical.

DIANNE: Oh.

- OK.

Really?

- Yeah, it means battering ram.

[laughs]

[laughter]

It's a pretty cool name.

So, how old are you?

I'm 35.

DIANNE: Oh.

JOE: Oh, you look good.

You've got that

boyish look about you.

DIANNE: You look younger.

Yes.

- Thank you.

- Good.

Where are you in your life?

So, what are you looking for?

I travel a lot for my job.

It's hard to meet

people that way.

So what is your

job, by the way?

I work for an

energy drink company,

so I do a lot of events for

them, like promotional events.

OK, she does events,

food and wine events.

Kind of similar

industry, then, yeah.

Where would you

go on a first date?

A museum, I think,

is great, especially

if you're into art and history.

DIANNE: She loves 'em.

She does, yeah.

JOE: That's good.

- Let me get a picture.

- OK.

All righty.

Boom.

Got it.

Thank you so much.

- Absolutely.

- It was very good to meet you.

- It was a pleasure.

[pleasant music]

DIANNE: Now we have a

lot of things to discuss.

Because there's

some interesting guys.

We just got a figure out--

- Full of surprise.

So--

All right, so what

do you want to do?

OK, so here we go.

Let's see.

Sosa.

Yes.

39, gonna be 40.

And I think he's very

southern gentleman.

Interesting, and, um--

He's in the restaurant.

She's in the restaurant.

DIANNE: Well, yeah,

I know, but I--

We're in the

restaurant business.

DIANNE: Well, I just know

that they're gonna get along,

and it's gonna be great.

But that's another thing.

Will that spark enough

for them to be romantic?

Tristen.

OK, he's a possibility.

Tristen was a

nice, low-key guy.

And we got along with

him, but will Victoria?

- Could be.

- Could be.

I don't know.

We're gonna have to

see about this one.

OK, but I think--

OK, keep him.

DIANNE: I'm keeping him.

And then there's Michael.

He's got the house

with the bedrooms,

like, he was talking

about a family.

Waiting for the wife.

Right.

Now, may have to

have him trim the beard

because I know Victoria--

- [laughs]

- Right?

I mean, she says she's

not a beard person,

but I think the guy

shines through his beard.

He's a keeper.

- OK.

OK.

Let's do this.

JOE: Tony.

DIANNE: It's just that he

is 28, and I think Victoria

might run over him, right?

I don't even have

to say more, so OK.

Ehh, OK.

[laughs]

OK, Keren.

Keren was an interesting one.

Oh, he was totally

nothing like I expected.

Genuine, friendly.

Maybe because of the way he

was dressed, but he was, um--

35, but he looked the

youngest of everybody.

Good-looking guy.

So it's Michael that we

have, and I say Sosa.

JOE: He's in.

So it comes down

to either Keren--

Or Tristen.

JOE: Or Tristen.

What do you think?

Keren.

Forget the Tristen, [laughs]

only because I don't think he's

different from anybody else that

she meets, and it doesn't work.

And I like Keren.

I think he's ready,

and I think she is too.

All right.

And I can't wait to see

where this is gonna go.

[fun music]

So we're in.

Fingers crossed.

Woo.

1, 2, 3.

Woo.

[laughs]

[uplifting music]

(SINGING) Well, I feel

like something's changing

Now you won't let it go

VICTORIA: Dating

in New York, I see

a lot of men that are

unsure of what they want,

and that's annoying.

Hopefully going on dates and

putting myself out there,

I will be comfortable.

Hey, how's it going, daughter?

So you excited?

I don't know where

I'm going, but sure.

DIANNE: [laughs] I'm sure

it'll be a nice date.

You know, I want

to see you happy.

I want to see you

do that dating,

so it's very important

to me that you

just give it your best shot.

Don't put these guys

in the friend zone.

OK.

It feels very weird and,

like, very unnatural to have

that conversation with my mom.

All right.

Don't cry.

[laughs] So why are you

getting so emotional, honey?

I know I don't talk to

you like this, but--

[laughs]

It's too--

With you, it's weird.

[laughter]

I know your dad's the

one that always says those,

but I'm saying it

now to you, OK?

Date, have fun,

and enjoy it, OK?

[laughter]

All right, sweetie.

Give me a hug.

I love you, sweetie.

Stop.

You know I'm not the

emotional type, but I just--

this is important to

me and and Dad, too.

OK.

I really cherish my

relationship with my mom,

and it's just, like,

I know in my core how

special of a relationship

I have with, really,

both of my parents.

[pleasant music]

[fun music]

DIANNE: I'm just wondering--

- All right.

Hi.

Welcome, everybody.

Welcome.

Come on in.

Welcome, everybody

from Peachtree City.

Yeah.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: OK.

OK, great.

So I am so excited.

As you know, we all

gathered together here.

You all nominated

a couple of people.

They were fully screened

by Joe and Dianne.

We grilled them.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS:

They grilled them.

They narrowed it down

to three top choices,

and now we all get

to sit together

and watch the dates live.

[cheering]

Now, after we watch the

dates, we'll all vote on who

we think Victoria should date.

And now we are gonna to watch

live Victoria and Michael.

[applause]

[fun music]

Sitting by the water,

it's very calming.

So, yes, it was nervous.

Like, who's this

person gonna be?

What are they gonna look like?

What are they gonna be about?

Hey, are you Victoria?

Hi.

I am.

MICHAEL: Hey.

Great to meet you.

I'm Michael.

VICTORIA: Nice to meet you.

MICHAEL: Your parents had

nothing but great things

to say about you yesterday.

Oh, I'm excited.

Yeah, it was fantastic.

Michael just pulls

up in the golf cart.

It was very Peachtree

City of him.

The beard maybe

shocked me at first.

That actually wasn't a

turn-off, but I don't know.

It fit him.

He's a very good-looking man.

He just has, like, a

warm presence about him.

He has a really nice smile.

I already had to like,

deal with my fear of birds,

walking up to the lake,

like that one right there.

[laughter]

Or geese, I should say.

I was, like, attacked by

geese when I was a child.

My aunt ran away.

There's photos.

They just, like, give

me the heebie jeebies.

[laughs] Oh, yeah.

[quirky music]

[laughter]

VICTORIA: So, OK,

give me the scoop.

MICHAEL: I work

in cyber security.

I work to live.

I don't live to work.

So I enjoy getting out,

actually, on the lake over here

and kayaking when I can.

Roller Derby keeps

me pretty busy, too.

Oh.

And then we actually have

Falcon Field over here.

Oh, yeah.

MICHAEL: I'm a member

of a flying club there,

and I've got my pilot's license.

OK, what don't you do?

[laughs]

MICHAEL: I'm bad at

remembering to clean bathrooms.

Oh.

Interesting.

[laughs]

MICHAEL: [laughs]

OK.

So that's my weak spot.

That's your red flag.

MICHAEL: Yeah.

- OK.

It happens maybe, like, two

or three weeks after it should.

OK.

[laughter]

So what took you north?

Look, I mean, you

know what this is like.

It's great.

I loved it here, but

there's, like, the itch of,

let's go to New York,

[pleasant music]

I don't know.

I just want to go out.

I want to travel.

I want to go to

all these countries

and be, like, all right, we're

gonna take cooking classes here,

and then going to go here.

Then we're probably gonna

take the train to do this.

But, like, we can

rest one day, I guess.

MICHAEL: The good news is

that I enjoy traveling.

I'm awful at planning travel.

And I'll be happily the golden

retriever that just follows

you, whatever we're looking at.

VICTORIA: Yeah.

I also-- raising kids and having

a family is equally important.

And, just curious how you feel.

I'm 33, so not having to

chase a toddler around at 40

is a good plan.

Yeah.

Oh, so, wait.

If you haven't heard the word

tomato in the last week or so,

I feel like people are always

talking about me and tomatoes.

- I did hear you grow your own.

- I do.

Yeah.

The way I show people I love

them is that I cook for them.

Any excuse I can to smoke a

brisket or make a pastrami--

Yes.

- it's going on the smoker.

I don't know how to cook meat.

Maybe that's our second date.

VICTORIA: Yeah.

[laughs]

[uplifting music]

Look, obviously, I

don't live here anymore.

Are you open to coming back?

Yeah.

I would for the right person

and make it make sense.

[vocalizing]

So I don't know what I was

expecting versus what it is,

but it was just really nice.

- The ducks getting too close?

- Yeah.

[laughs]

MICHAEL: [laughs] Oh.

But you can protect me.

That's fine.

[laughs]

I'll step in if

they get any closer.

[laughs]

[applause]

So cute.

Oh, so cute.

[fun music]

OK, so let's tune in

to Victoria and Keren.

[applause]

VICTORIA: Hello.

Hi.

I'm Victoria.

I'm Keren.

When I see Keren, he's

obviously taller than me.

He's got a smile on his face.

Immediately I was, like, OK,

let's see where this goes.

KEREN: Ladies first.

VICTORIA: All right.

Let's see.

[pleasant music]

I have to concentrate.

I can't even chit

chat and ask you

a million and 10 questions like

I feel like my parents probably

did, Keren.

KEREN: Yeah.

Yeah.

There were a lot of questions

going back and forth.

[laughs]

- What did you learn?

About your intense and

deep-seated love of tomatoes.

VICTORIA: So the fact that I got

a red ball [laughs] isn't weird

or anything.

Yeah.

Your love of red,

spherical-shaped things--

[laughter]

VICTORIA: Do you have a

feeling about tomatoes?

[laughs]

Honestly, I prefer the sauces

they produce to the tomatoes

themselves.

VICTORIA: Fair.

All right.

Here we go.

Mmm.

[quirky music]

Yeah, it's crazy how messed

up that golf club is, though.

Yeah.

[laughter]

All right, I got

you sour apple.

Mmm.

Cheers.

[laughs]

- Cheers.

Absolutely.

- Thank you.

All right, 'cause I'm

just gonna grill you now.

You were saying you

travel a lot for work.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, so I work for an

energy drink company.

And so I fly around

to different events.

It's very off the

cuff, but I like that.

I like being thrown

into these situations

and just trying to

figure out stuff.

Baptism by fire.

KEREN: Yeah, exactly.

Yeah, I love that.

Yeah.

Is that how you live your

life, though, outside of work?

Like, do you like structure?

No, I chafe at a schedule.

Uh-huh.

That stresses me out so much.

KEREN: It does?

I like a plan.

If you had to picture your

life five years down the road,

and not job-wise, but life-wise,

what is that ideal situation?

I really want to go to Japan--

Yeah.

- because I really love

Japan and the culture,

and I do watch a lot of anime.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

I really want to be able

to plan it out to where

I can spend a whole year there.

Don't you go to work?

[laughs]

[laughs]

[quirky music]

This fits somewhere in that

five-year life plan of yours,

right?

- Yeah, exactly.

Yes.

Yeah, one of those

years spent in Japan.

OK.

That leaves four of the

years for other stuff.

I wish that it could be a

situation where you could just

build, save up your

vacations, and add

up all the weeks together

until you get a whole year.

But that is not how it

works, unfortunately.

Yeah.

No.

It's a 802k.

It's twice as good as a 401.

VICTORIA: It was a dad joke.

- (LAUGHING) I'm sorry.

Your--

[laughter]

Yeah, so I was talking

to your parents,

and they let me in

on a little trait

of yours, which is that you tend

to friendzone a lot of people.

How are we sizing up?

What zone am I in?

What zone am I in?

I like it.

Um, I don't know.

I feel like when I'm

looking to date someone,

I want to make sure we see

our lives on a similar path.

KEREN: Mm-hmm.

And there's obviously

nothing wrong with what

you're thinking about.

Like, I want to do

this, and I want

to live in Japan for a year.

But it just seems

so off the mark

of what I pictured for my life.

Yeah.

VICTORIA: Yeah.

That's kind of the vibe

that I was picking up.

Not gonna lie.

You know what?

It's nice to the zone you're in.

But, yeah, awesome.

It was fun.

It was nice to meet you.

KEREN: Yeah.

It was absolutely--

Oh, gosh.

That was a lot.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS:

I'm so stressed out.

NICK: I felt like it

was going so good,

and then she was, like,

well, it's not perfect,

so I don't think

this is the one.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: OK.

[fun music]

Now we are going to

watch Victoria and Sosa.

Are you ready to watch?

- Yeah.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: All

right, let's do it.

All right.

[applause]

This has been a very

pleasant experience.

If we could date like

this from the jump,

it would be a lot easier life.

[laughs]

Hello, hello.

Nice to meet you.

I'm Victoria.

Nice to meet you as well.

I'm Sosa.

I feel like I know so

much about you already.

So you met my parents, which

is a little unorthodox way

of doing this, I suppose.

I think it's

probably the best way.

Yeah.

Why do you think that?

I mean, I think it shows a

lot of insight on who you are.

I get to see,

like, a future you.

Yeah.

I asked them, I was, like,

which one is she more like?

- What did they say?

- It's a combination.

The perfect mix?

SOSA: [laughs] There you go.

VICTORIA: That first,

initial thought,

is, like, Sosa's is a

very good-looking guy.

Happy, bright smile.

Immediately good vibes.

So I heard that

you're a foodie.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Tell me, what

exactly do you do?

So I produce food

and wine festivals

around the United States.

So I get to travel

and kind of create

those little pop-up

moments of joy for people.

Hello.

Oh.

What have we got here?

We got a little

surprise here for you.

OK, so question for you

Yes.

Are you a savory or

are you a sweet girl?

VICTORIA: I would

say typically savory,

but I feel like with crepes,

you have to go sweet.

OK.

OK.

So there's a bunch

of toppings here.

Yeah.

I want to see what you got.

It's a better vibe

than the last guy.

VICTORIA: I don't know.

I've actually never

done this before.

Like, look.

I rolled this up.

Obviously I'm not French.

[laughs]

Oh.

It came out fast.

A lot of sugar there, pal.

SOSA: [laughs] So you're

a banana girl, I see.

I like-- there's not

many foods I don't eat.

SOSA: Really?

I don't like hot dogs.

Really?

But I'll eat a corn dog.

SOSA: Really?

VICTORIA: So that

doesn't make sense.

And I don't really like soup.

[quirky music]

Soup?

You know what?

You're the second person I've

heard this week say that.

I don't like to be hot,

and I feel like it has to be

super, super cold outside.

It's, like, I'm always warm.

OK.

I run hot, too.

I like to think of myself

as an old Chevrolet.

OK.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughter]

So five years, what

does your life look like?

[thoughtful music]

OK.

I sacrificed the last

10 years of my life

in the restaurant industry.

Yes.

And my knife was my wife.

I've never heard

that one before.

I get it.

Yeah.

I just kind of realized, it's

time for the next chapter.

Yeah.

She's letting him

talk, which says a lot.

Like, that says a lot.

She wants to listen.

SOSA: [laughs] I

love it, though.

I love it, though.

I had a very specific

question for you.

How spontaneous are you?

[playful music]

I can be spontaneous,

but I also like a plan.

For me, I'm not really

good at planning things

until we're doing it.

Oh, yeah, no, absolutely--

[laughs]

- that would-- hmm.

SOSA: So I've had a

good date with you.

Hopefully, you

enjoyed it as well.

VICTORIA: Yeah.

No, it's been awesome.

I feel like I'm

blessed to be here.

She likes him.

SOSA: I guess what I'm

trying to say is I had a lot

of butterflies about this.

I was really anxious.

And when you walked in the

door, I kind of grew calm.

I'm pleasantly surprised.

[intriguing music]

The brown eyes

and the brown hair

are very right down my alley.

He likes.

VICTORIA: But on that expressway

of a relationship or whatnot,

there's exits.

Yeah.

And I kind of want to keep

moving forward with you.

Ooh.

Call her out.

SOSA: Getting to know you seems

like it's gonna be a lot of fun.

(SINGING) Get your

hands on the ball, man

You got me like a heat wave

[laughs]

(SINGING) Heat wave

Thank you.

I'll see you later.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Oh, wow.

Oh.

[applause]

Wow.

Everybody OK?

[laughter]

Holy.

That was-- I'm exhausted.

All right.

All right, so here's

what we're gonna do.

Each one of you

is gonna come up.

I need you to write down

the name of the gentleman

that you think

Victoria should choose,

who you would choose for her.

Put it into the ballot box.

I'm gonna count them up, OK?

Cast your ballots.

(SINGING) I know that

you're all mine, all mine

Ain't no question, though,

in my mind, my mind

I'm picking Sosa.

They have so much in common.

I think they'd make

the best match.

EMILY: I'm going.

Michael I feel like they

had so much in common.

ANASTASIA: I want Sosa, but I

think she's gonna pick Michael.

But I want Sosa.

I think that if she had

a second date, that he

would learn more about her.

And I think he would be a good

fit for the family, for sure.

[sighs] I agree.

I gotta go with Sosa.

I think he is a

vibe, and we all know

Victoria is all about a vibe.

She is.

She's gonna pick Michael.

[pleasant music]

Hello.

Hi, I'm Ashley.

I've been here, helping

your parents look

for the right person for you.

I fell like you and I

are gonna be friends.

I don't want to be presumptuous.

But we're in the same

vibe, so I saw you.

You're my kind of girl.

Right?

How's it going?

Good.

It's a whirlwind.

Is this the weirdest

thing you've ever done?

[laughs]

- The craziest thing.

I'm a planner.

But I think I'm open to

the possibilities in a way

that maybe I wasn't before.

If you could have your

friends and family screen

your dates ahead of

time, do you think you'd

have a higher success rate?

Absolutely.

What I'm doing

hasn't worked yet.

We want you so badly to be

happy because I see your life,

and I go, she deserves love.

It feels like it's time, and

it feels like you've earned it.

Thank you.

I've held a mirror up

to myself this week,

and I learned that

it doesn't have

to be perfect to be wonderful.

And do things scared, because

if you're not doing them,

you're letting yourself down.

Do you know right now who--

Um--

[quirky music]

I mean, it's one date, too.

I'd honestly like--

- Yeah.

VICTORIA: You don't know

what you don't know,

and that's the point of dating.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Totally.

OK, so we're gonna find out

tonight when we gather together

who the town picked,

who your parents picked,

and then all of us are dying

to know who you have picked.

Oh.

This is gonna be interesting,

I can't wait.

It's gonna be really fun.

Let's do it.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Let's do it.

- Let's do it.

- I'm so excited.

Yeah, OK.

[laughs]

[fun music]

(SINGING) Oh, I was

living with my eyes closed

Until you woke me up

JOE: I see all the

people love Victoria.

This is great.

Come on.

I can't believe all these

good people keep showing up.

OK, welcome back, everybody.

We're so excited you're here.

[cheering]

I am so sad to have to

put my golf cart away.

[laughter]

I don't want to give it back.

It feels like a part of me now.

So I've so enjoyed being here.

Thank you.

Thank you, guys.

[applause]

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: She has

come a long way this week.

Yeah.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: I

think it's been-- right?

- from where she started to--

JOE: Oh, no doubt.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS:

- where she is now.

DIANNE: That she even

agreed to this is amazing.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS:

It's huge, yeah.

JOE: We love her, and we

want her to find love.

So we'll see what happens.

[applause]

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: All right,

and now we've got to bring

out the woman of the hour.

Victoria, come on out.

[cheering]

Tori.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

We love you, Tor.

[laughs]

So the entire community,

we all got together,

and we watched your dates live.

Great.

[laughter]

We had so much fun.

What is it like

for you to now be

looking your community in the

eyes and to see this firsthand?

OK, this is wild, you guys.

I think everyone knows

that this is so unlike me,

but everyone showed

up and showed out.

And obviously, thank

you to my parents

for doing this and coming

along on this wild--

We want the best for you.

VICTORIA:--this ride.

We love you.

Whatever for you.

VICTORIA: I mean--

[applause]

- they're down for

a lot of things,

but this is another level.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Um, I do

have the results of a poll

that we conducted.

VICTORIA: OK.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS:

The community all

decided that the

person that they think

is the perfect fit for you is--

[fun music]

- Sosa.

[cheering]

But on that expressway

of relationship or whatnot,

there's exits.

Yeah.

And I kind of want to keep

moving forward with you.

[applause]

And now I would like to

tell you-- hold my hand--

who Joe and Dianne, your loving

parents, have selected for you.

Michael.

- Oh.

I like Mike.

[applause]

VICTORIA: The way I

show people I love

them is that I cook for them.

Any excuse I can to smoke a

brisket or make a pastrami--

- Yes.

- Maybe that's our second date.

VICTORIA: Yeah.

[laughter]

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: All right, so

is it possible that you have

potentially found somebody that

you want to continue getting

to know here in Peachtree City?

Yeah, absolutely, yeah.

She said absolutely.

She said absolutely.

Love is in the air.

VICTORIA: Absolutely.

I know there's one I'd

like to get to know more.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: OK.

Are we ready for her to--

Drumroll.

I'm nervous, and

it's not even for me.

Are we ready?

We've been ready for a while.

[laughter]

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Yeah?

Are you ready?

I'm anxious.

Let's go.

[applause]

Bring him in.

Bring him in.

VICTORIA: Stop.

OK.

OK.

The person that I've chosen is--

(SINGING) Could this

be the moment I say

- Michael.

[cheering]

So maybe they know best.

(SINGING) I know

that you're the one

I know that you're the one

AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Michael.

Michael.

Good seeing you again.

Oh, Michael.

I told you.

You had our vote.

Michael, we're so

excited you're here.

Hey.

Thank you.

Yeah.

How does this feel

to you right now?

Definitely not normal.

[laughter]

But after having

our conversation,

I knew their daughter

was gonna be wonderful.

And the date was

really a great time,

being able to hold

a conversation

and not have to sit there

and stare at each other,

although it's not a bad view.

AUDIENCE: Oh.

MICHAEL: [laughs]

So what do you think is

sort of the next step here?

I think a date

two makes sense.

Great.

[cheering]

I'm certainly looking forward

to playing those board games

together and trying

some of the tomatoes

I've heard so much about.

Maybe starting a second garden

down here in my backyard.

JOE: Oh, yes.

OK.

I like it.

ASHLEY WILLIAMS: Thank you

all so much for coming.

We wish them all the

best and all of the love

and luck in the future.

[applause]

[sentimental music]

VICTORIA: The whole

time, everyone's

like, what are you looking for?

What is the perfect person?

I'm like, I don't know

how to explain it.

I just feel like people have

an energy and a personality,

and that's what I got from you.

Yeah.

Maybe she's the one.

So should we hop

in the golf cart

and go grab some margaritas?

Did you bring

your golf cart here?

- Yeah, it's right over there.

- Yes.

All right, come on.

(SINGING) I know that

you're the one, whoa

I say, I say

I say, I say

I know that you're the one, whoa