02x06 - The Battle of Pimpleback Mountain/Dead Bean Drop

[bunniefuu]

Attention campers,

Attention campers,

It's time for camp lazlo.

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend,

And lazlo was his name-o.

L-a-z-l-o

L

A

Z-l-o

L-a-z-l-oooh

And lazlo was his name-o!

And then that trio went to

Camp, and turned it

Upside-down-o,

L-a-z-l-o

L-a-z-l-o.

L-a-z-l-oooh,

And lazlo was his name-oh! ♪

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It was 100 years ago today,

When the battle of pimpleback

Mountain took place.

Where my great-grandfather,

General sherman beauregard

Lumpus, single-handedly fought

Against an attacking army, to

Defend the only friend he had

Left, a tent so strong he called

It "old ironside."

Where my--hey!

Who's playing harmonica?

I'm trying to tell

A story here!

Uh, me, sir.

I forgot to practice this

Morning.

Give me that!

Sheesh!

Have some respect.

This tent is history, and a

Priceless heirloom, I might add.

Ahchoo!

And for pete's sake, don't

Sneeze on it.

Sorry, sir.

Now which lucky cabin won the

Lottery to help me carry this

Baby up the mountain

And pitch it?

Uh, jelly cabin, sir.

It's the 100th year

Anniversary--what did you say?

Lazlo and jelly cabin

Won, sir.

How did those derelicts win?

They were the only ones who

Entered, sir.

They are so wimpy!

Hardly fit to represent the

Brave and courageous lump--

Ahh! Ahh!

Spider!

Do something, slinkman!

Sorry, sir.

Come on.

Step on it.

Can't you grunt any faster?

Lazlo, can you remind me

Again why we are doing this?

Come on, raj.

It's an honor to help pitch

Scoutmaster lumpus' tent.

It's history.

It's heavy history.

Wait, there it is!

The pimpleback mountain

b*ttlefield!

Well, what are you runts

Waiting for?

Start setting up my tent!

And be careful!

If anything happens to my great-

Grandfather's old ironside, you

Scouts will be peeling potatoes

Till you're pushing up daisies!

Now, I'll be over here,

Analyzing things, but I'll be

Watching you like a hawk.

Hee hee.

[Snoring]

Scoutmaster lumpus is pretty

Weird about his tent, lazlo.

Don't worry, raj.

Nothing will happen to his tent.

Come on, let's get started.

[Snoring]

Heh? What?

Where am i?

Huh!

Ooh, I must have been dreaming.

I could have sworn I was all the

Way back on top of pimpleback

Mountain.

I guess we can start by

Opening the bag.

Careful!

Fasten your seatbelts.

I'm going in.

Aah!

What did you do!

I think it's angry!

Well, what do you know?

Jelly beans, say hello to old

Ironside.

Hello.

Wow, look at all this stuff!

It's ancient.

Ooh, look at this old record

Player.

Property of private tommy todd.

Hmm, looks like lumpus' great-

Grandfather liked to confiscate

Things, too.

I know.

Look at these old cheese wheels,

Owned by swiss soldiers.

Aah!

Oh, my goodness!

No, no!

I do not see, I do not see,

I do not see!

See what?

Tell me that it is not a

Hole in lumpus' tent!

Hole.

Let's not panic.

Maybe we can fix it.

Raj, you have a little spider

On your head.

Aah! Get it off!

Get it off! Get it off!

Raj, the tent!

Oh.

Aah!

Is it off?

Uh-oh.

[Sobbing]

I ruined old ironside!

Noo!

Maybe scoutmaster lumpus will

Understand.

Looks good from here.

Hey, clam, you're right!

It looks fine from the front.

We'll just keep scoutmaster

Lumpus from going into the tent

Until he's in the mood to

Understand.

When will that be?

Never.

[Grunting]

Mwah, mwah, mwah.

Uhh. Uhh.

Mmm. Authentic.

[Spits] the tent!

There she is!

My beautiful tent.

Let's play a game of

Piggyback ride!

What?

There were no piggybacks

In olden days.

Hmph. Piggyback.

Get a load of him.

Do I look like a pig to you?

Scoutmaster lumpus?

What?

[Whispering] ahem.

How'd you get so handsome?

Handsome.

Handsome?

Yes, well, it's good genes

And moisturizer.

And such beautiful hands.

May I see?

Have you ever done any

Modeling?

I did do some taxidermy

Modeling in my youth.

Scoutmaster lumpus, you gotta

Model for us!

Oh, no.

It's been years.

[Chanting] model, model,

Model, model!

Well, if you scouts insist...

The startled squirrel!

Ooh.

The angry bear! Rar!

Aah!

The mounted bass!

Yay!

All right, all right.

That's enough.

Models need their beauty rest.

Maybe I was wrong about those

Dumbbells.

Tent detour?

[Grumbling]

Wait a minute.

Something's funny around here.

Quiet, avalanche zone.

Oh, yeah, right!

Aah!

[Grumbling]

[Grunting]

Now to recapture the past

In my beautiful tent.

Scoutmaster lumpus!

Wait!

I think I broke my leg.

We'll cut it off later.

Scoutmaster, I need

Some advice.

Here's some advice:

Drop the funny accent.

Uh...

Suppress it!

Lazlo, lazlo, what are we

Going to do?

Scoutmaster lumpus?

What?

Um, tell us--tell us about

The battle of

Pimpleback mountain.

No, it's too gruesome.

I heard your great-

Grandfather fought bravely.

Ah. That he did.

I heard he fought boldly.

Uh-huh.

You heard right.

I heard he lost.

What!

What did you say?

Well, sir, no one knows the

Real story.

Why don't you tell us

What happened?

Tell you!?

I'll show you!

You twerps are the enemy, and

These are your fierce

Fighting tools.

Um, may I have another,

Please, sir?

Why?

My fierce fighting tool has a

Caterpillar on it.

Request denied.

We're ready.

Now, I'll be playing the part

Of general lumpus.

But, general lumpus, where's

Your fierce fighting tool?

Right here!

Do you think it's fair that

You get a log and we get sticks?

Silence!

Just asking.

So there he was, general

Lumpus, guarding his beloved

Tent in the hot sun, when he

Heard footsteps, soft footsteps

At first, then brush rustling.

He walked towards the sound

Slowly, when all of a sudden,

He stumbled onto...

Enemy spies!

Aah!

Aah!

They quickly dispersed,

Leading general lumpus to the

Hiding place of the brigade.

Aah!

Hey, raj, this game should

Keep scoutmaster lumpus from

Discovering the ruined tent!

The new battle of pimpleback

Mountain has begun!

They led general lumpus right

Into an ambush, but the general

Wasn't scared.

He waited for the attack,

When suddenly...

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

[Laughter]

Aah!

Now I have you!

Come back here, you yellow

Pollywogs!

I'll log you to smithereens!

Where did they go?

I'll scour every bush

Till I find you!

Aah!

Take that and that,

[Indistinct]

Lazlo, how long has lumpus

Been at this?

About 5 hours.

He's scaring me.

I do not feel he still thinks

This is a game.

[Munching]

Maybe we should just confess

To ruining his tent.

Yes, good idea.

Stop the madness.

[Panting]

Scoutmaster lumpus?

[Panting] who's there?

Reinforcements?

Thank heavens.

It's a miracle

You made it through.

What news from the front?

He doesn't recognize us.

It's about your tent.

My tent?

What about my tent?

Well, sir, you're just going

To have to see for yourself.

Well, here we are.

Quickly.

We'll be safe inside.

Days of yore!

What happened to my tent?

Oh, my beautiful tent.

It's what I was trying to

Tell you.

We ruined your tent.

Shh. Quiet.

[Sniffing]

It's obvious by the smell of

This dirt that the enemy

Ruined my tent!

[Munching]

And judging by the taste of this

Dirt, they'll probably

Be back again!

I hate to ask what it is you

Are tasting in that dirt.

Well, they won't get what's

Left of my tent!

Scoutmaster lumpus,

What are you doing?

Your beloved tent!

Crazy!

It's no longer beloved,

It's contaminated!

Aah!

We can't let them get our

Secrets.

Must, not, fall, into, enemy,

Hands!

Shh. Do you hear that?

The enemy army!

They're closing in.

It stopped.

Aah! Huh?

Who? What? Were?

When? Slinkman?

What are you doing here?

And what am I doing with those

Derelicts?

Did you just hit me in the head

With that frying pan?

The full moon frying pan.

You know, for when you have

Your episodes.

Um, oh, yes, oh, yes.

Very good, very good.

Good job, good job.

Excellent, excellent.

I didn't do anything

Embarrassing, did i?

Never, sir.

Well, very good, then.

Carry on, bye-bye--aah!

[Crash]

Are you guys ok?

Yeah. Fine.

But we feel bad that we

Ruined scoutmaster lumpus'

Valuable tent.

You wanna know the real story

Of the battle?

Here it is.

A plaque?

On this site, general sherman

B. Lumpus was attacked

By his own men.

He made old ironside from

Tents he stole from his own

Troops.

But what happened to general

Lumpus after he was attacked?

He rolled down pimpleback

Mountain and fell into a passing

Circus train.

He was last seen cleaning up

After the elephants.

Oh, yuck!

Hey, wait a minute.

I am an elephant.

Gross.

Whoa.

The time capsule

Of our forefathers.

[Groaning]

We made it!

Super slug is back!

[Groaning] my back.

[Groaning]

Woohoo!

The future!

Attention campers,

Attention campers,

It's time for camp lazlo.

♪ There were two scouts

Who made a friend,

And lazlo was his name-o.

L-a-z-l-o

L

A

Z-l-o

L-a-z-l-oooh

And lazlo was his name-o!

And then that trio went to

Camp, and turned it

Upside-down-o,

L-a-z-l-o

L-a-z-l-o.

L-a-z-l-oooh,

And lazlo was his name-oh! ♪

[



Today we take part in

A time-honored tradition of

Placing relics of today into

Time capsules to be opened by

Future generations of tomorrow.

What do you got?

Time, for the time capsule.

Next.

Aah!

Bee sting?

Wax lips.

Ugh. Next.

We're ready!

For the future!

Woohoo!

Next.

Hey, scoutmaster lumpus?

Yeah, what is it, kid?

Did you have a time capsule

Back when you went

To camp kidney?

Mm-hmm.

Wow.

So what did you put in it?

My youth.

How 'bout you, slinkman?

Yeah, what did you put in?

Slinkman put in!

[All talking at once]

Now, now, scouts,

That time is behind me.

Where?

Which capsule's yours?

Is it this one?

Now wait just...

Is it this one?

Please.

How about this one?

Stop!

None of these capsules are

Ready yet.

It must be this one.

Yes, it's this one, but we

Don't open any for 20 years,

And this one still has 5 left.

Fine. We'll wait.

Fine. See you in 5 years.

Oh, man.

[All talking at once]

How long has it been?

Only 5 minutes, give or take



Let's dig it up!

Ooh.

The time capsule of our

Forefathers!

Oh! What is that smell?

That's the smell of 20 years

Ago.

History stinks.

Ahh.

Ancient dust!

Look, pictures of lumpus

When he had hair!

What's that?

Super slug.

What is a super slug?

Sound like some kind of stunt

Guy.

Wow, look at that.

That is so cool!

Cool stunts!

Local fearless stunt camper

To jump gorge at dead bean drop!

Wait a minute, isn't that...

Slinkman?

Hey, slinkman.

Jump any good gorges lately,

Super slug?

What did you call me?

Super slug.

I thought I told you not to

Open that time capsule.

Hey, wait for us, super slug!

I can't believe you've never

Said a single thing to us.

Super slug.

All those stunts you used to

Do.

Bicycle wheelies and ramps.

Cool stunts.

Hey, maybe you could show us

Some stunts, super slug!

Do you still have your

Helmet, super slug?

Super slug! Super slug!

Stop it!

I'm not super slug anymore.

Cool stunts.

I'm slinkman.

But why?

You were amazing!

Amazing, ha!

Super slug narrowly escapes

Death, ending his reign as

Daredevil supreme

Of camp kidney.

Super slug has turned in his

Cape.

I was humiliated and I almost

Died.

Cool.

Huh.

You guys don't understand.

We jellies accidentally put

Our lives in danger all the

Time.

But you, super slug, you do it

On purpose.

Super slug?

Cool stunts.

Do you think super slug's

Coming back out?

I'm not coming back out.

[Laughing]

[Knocking]

Hello? Who is it?

Hey there, super slug.

Hey there, jelly beans.

And now for our first stunt.

This one's for you, super slug!

Hit it, raj!

Uh, boys, please don't play

With the industrial fan.

Let's do another one.

Cool stunts.

Boys...

Hey, super slug,

Check this out!

[All screaming, laughing]

Oh.

I know that look in their eyes

All too well.

[Crash]

♪ Wa wa wa wa wa,

Wa wa wa ♪

Hey, super slug,

Look over here.

I think we're ready for old

Dead bean drop!

Look at me! I'm super slug!

Whoa, raj.

Ok. I'll get off.

You guys aren't ready for

Dean bean drop!

Uh-oh.

Super slug!

My name's not super slug.

Cool stunts.

[Crash]

So this is dead bean drop.

Sure is a long way down.

Ooh, look,

That must be super's rocket!

Still in mint condition!

[Imitating car motor]

Uh, driver, are you sure

This is a safe thing to do?

Of course not, raj.

That's why we're doing it.

Oh, right. Ok.

Ok. You guys ready?

Ready.

Ready.

[All cheering]

Are we done yet?

Slinkman was right.

Maybe we're not ready for

Dead bean drop.

Of course you're not.

First of all, you'll never make

Those turns with the weight

Distributed like that, and if

You ever want to clear that

Fourth bank, you have to sh**t

For just past the tree line,

Then g*n it through the chute.

Then it's just a straight shot

To the canyon jump.

Ooh.

You talk about stunts as if

You were just doing them

Yesterday.

Yesterday. Stunts.

Ha ha ha.

Yeah, it's funny how

Things can just come back to

You.

Do you think super slug could

Show us a few of those things?

Just one?

Oh, I can't.

I'm just not the slug

I used to be.

Sure you are.

We jelly beans

Believe in you.

You believe in me?

You really, really do?

Super slug!

Super slug!

Super slug!

How's it going in there?

Almost ready.

It's a little tight around the

Waist.

How do I look?

Wow!

Super slug!

Super slug!

Super slug!

Aah! Uhh!

Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!

Aah!

Aah!

Can't do it.

Failure, failure,

Failure, failure!

What happened?

Pull yourself together.

This is who you are.

Slinkman--

A scoutmaster's assistant.

Good-bye, danger.

Good-bye, fame.

Good-bye, super slug.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I could watch this all day.

[Giggling]

Hey, now there's

A handsome moose.

Beautiful hair, but--hey!

That's not funny.

Hmm, now, let's see.

Thumbs up, thumbs up,

And off we go!

Toodles!

Here comes super slug, a force

To be reckoned with.

He's burning up those turns.

This could be one for the record

Books, folks.

Oh, no!

Ladies and gentlemen, it appears

Super slug is now super klutz.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hee!

Let's watch that one again.

Let's see, coming down the

Track, super slug is in control,

And...wait,

Let's freeze that here.

Ooh, who's that sticking his

Foot out there?

Oop. So long, super slug.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

And I never got caught!

Ha ha! Hee!

That's the best part.

Good morning, sir.

Rise and shine.

[Mumbling]

I made your favorite--

Coffee and hot cereal.

Algonquin, we've known each

Other a long time and, I just

Want you to know how much

I appreciate you.

And I know why I crashed at

Dead bean's drop.

[Spits, sputters] you do?

Yes, sir.

I was hogging all the fame

For myself.

I forgot to share it with you--

My best friend.

Oh, slinky. Ha ha.

Ooh, that was close.

And to make it up to you, I

Think it only fair to ask,

Will you jump dead bean's drop

With me?

Aah!

Or maybe I can review that

Old home movie, to see if

There's another reason

I might have crashed.

Huh? Of course I'll jump dead

Bean's drop with you, buddy.

I'm going to need

That pit crew!

Ahh!

[Band playing "for he's a jolly

Good fellow"]

Super slug, your loyal pit

Crew has readied your racer.

You have a green light.

Thumbs up.

[All cheering]

Hey.

[Laughter]

That's not funny.

I've seen the film, lumpus.

I know what you did last time.

Ready, boys?

Ready!

Let's do this thing.

Ready, set...

Geronimo!

Aah!

What are you trying to do here?

Wreck this thing?

You wrecked my life, sir.

I used to be super, until you

Put your foot in the way.

What do you want from me,

Slink--aah!

Super slug?

First of all, take your paws

Off my peepers.

And secondly, you owe me

An apology.

Me?

You want me to [stammering]

Apologize to you?

That's right, sir.

Lemme hear ya.

Aah!

I'm sorry!

I didn't quite catch that.

I'm sorry, ok?

I'm sorry I use up all the hot

Water every morning, and I'm

Sorry I never say I'm sorry.

Apology accepted, sir.

Look out!

Ooh!

Aah!

I did it, sir!

I jumped dead bean's...

Drop.

Ouch.

Whoa.

The time capsule

Of our forefathers.

[Groaning]

We made it!

Super slug is back!

[Groaning] my back.

[Groaning]

Woohoo!

The future!