01x02 - Snake Eyes/Racing Slicks

[bunniefuu]

[Trumpet playing]

Attention, campers.

Attention campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts who

Made a friend and lazlo was his

Name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio went to

Camp and turned it

Upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o, and lazlo was

His name-o ♪

[Shatters]

[



[Hisses]

[Roaring]

Look.

Aww, how cute.

A snake!

Let's call him...snakey.

Hi, snakey.

Hi, lazlo!

What you got there?

Wow, a snake.

Oh, can I touch it, lazlo?

Can i, can i?

Oh, no, patsy.

Girls are afraid of snakes,

And snakes are afraid of girls.

It's nature's circle of fear.

I happen to be an expert

When it comes to snakes.

I am a mongoose.

Thanks, patsy, but we've got

Everything under control.

Don't we, snakey?

[Hisses, chomps]

Heh heh.

Quite a set of chompers

You got there.

Heh.

Well, if you need any help,

Let me know, cause

I wouldn't want anything to

Happen to you, lazlo.

See ya!

She's quite a charmer.

[Laughter]

Secret agent snakey,

Your mission, should you

Choose to accept it, is to

Infiltrate enemy lines through

The network of abandoned

Tunnels.

Good luck.

Sergeant peanut is retiring

Tomorrow after 30 years of

Distinguished service.

It is his final night

Of guard duty, and his mind is

Not on his work, for he would

Hear the horrible slithering

Noise drawing ever closer.

Run, sergeant peanut!

Run! Nooo!

Who could have foreseen such a

Horrible tragedy?

Clam, take his widow to the safe

House near the other abandoned

Tunnels.

Aah!

The chief will have our badges

For sure this time!

That's it, snakey.

Your undercover days are over!

Snakey?

Snakey?

Snakey?

Where did he go?

I don't know.

He could be anywhere.

If he is anywhere,

Then I am here.

Well, he couldn't have gone

Far, right?

[Clank]

Eek! What was that?

Snakey?

Snakey?

[Elephant trumpets]

Snakey?

Maybe it wasn't such a good

Idea to bring snakey home.

He seemed to have quite a

Ferocious appetite.

And temper.

Come on, guys.

He's just a harmless little

Snakey.

Isn't he?

[Burp]

Aah!

Lazlo, i-i think your

Harmless snake friend is going

To have us for a shish kebab.

Ok.

Let's try not to panic.

[Crash]

Aah!

[Shrieking]

Hoo-hoo!

Hi, guys.

Hi, patsy.

Snake trouble?

How did you know?

I can smell danger.

She has ferocious nostrils.

So, how can I help you boys?

Patsy, didn't you say you

Knew a few things about snakes?

Cause snakey's loose, and--

Lazlo, please.

I am only the best snake hunter

In the entire universe.

I once tracked a feather boa

Constrictor for 16 weeks

Through deepest, darkest

Antarctica, when suddenly the

Snake attacked me from behind,

Put me in a stranglehold, and he

Threatened me with brass

Knuckles.

But I knew kung fu.

[Shouting indistinctly]

And jiujitsu!

[Shouting indistinctly]

And bok choy.

Ooh! Bok choy!

Anyway, I'm sure we can wrap

Up this case in no time and I

Can get back to sharpening my

Boomerangs.

So you can catch snakey?

You have my word.

Just for the record, you boys

Are very lucky to have me,

Cause it takes a very observant

Eye to do this.

Are you coming, raj?

I-i'll just keep my observant

Eye in here, thank you.

Ok.

Suit yourself.

The rest of you, follow me.

[Creak]

[Screaming indistinctly]

Shh.

It could be under here.

Do you see the snake?

No.

Do you see him yet?

No, raj.

How about now?

Do you see him now?

Look, until I find the

Snake's tracks, I don't know

Where he is.

For all I know, he could

Still be in the cabin.

[Chicken clucks]

I have decided to join you.

According to my calculations,

And if my little compass is...

And that's why I love

Licorice ropes.

Sounds very logical.

If you two are finished

Yapping, I'd like to have my

Sandwich now.

Sure thing.

Edward ordered the salami

Sandwich.

Hold the mayo.

Dave ordered the ham and

Pea soup.

Hold the ham and peas.

And I ordered the snake.

I ordered the snake?

The snake!

Aah!

What was that?

I don't know, but it reminded

Me of a movie about a melon that

Ate farmers.

So, if my calculations are

Correct...

Oh, goody!

So I'm it!

Yes.

Can you remember how to count to



Yes!

Then he tripped this way.

Hi, guys.

Hey, lazlo.

Want to play hide and seek

With us?

No, thanks.

We're on a hunt.

Ooh, a hunt.

Ok, you guys better hide.

I'm counting.



It went this way, and--

Hey, look over there.

It's a picnic.

Looks like bean scout butts

Were here.

Ooh.

Still warm.

It's as if the picnickers

Suddenly vanished.

Or were eaten!

Hey, are we looking for

Picnic ants or snakes?

Snakes, sir.

Uh, ma'am.

[Whistling]

Something fishy is

Going on here.

Or snakey.

Psst. Chip.

♪ I'm not here!

I'm hiding! ♪

You have the feeling you're

Being watched?

You're watching me, and you

Shouldn't, cause I'm hiding.

What was that?

What?

That--that--that hissing.

Are you deflating?

Oh, no.

Sounds like a--a--a snake!

Aah!

Isn't it romantic in here,

Lazlo?

Uh, I thought we were

Supposed to be looking for

Snakey.

Uh, oh, yeah.

We are.

But how can we see snakey

In the dark?

Oh. [Giggles]

I guess we should

Turn on my snake hunter light.

Are you sure you know how to

Hunt for snakes?

Try this mocha almond fudge.

It's simply fabulous!

Ooh, it's coming...

I don't think he can

Count to 10.

Uh, guys, I think I have to

Go to the bathroom.

Wait.

You can't go now.

Why not?

Cause there's a snake!

Aah!

Oh!

Snake! Snake!

They have been in there a

Long time!

Aah!

Thank goodness you have

Reemerged!

There has been strange screaming

All over camp!

In the world of a snake

Hunter, nothing seems

Too strange.

I'll know strange when I see it.

Ohhhaah!

That was strange.

Ooh!

Aah!

Oh, thank goodness it's you.

The whole camp is missing.

All I'm finding is snake spit.

Snake spit?

Let's see.

Missing campers, snake spit.

Skip, when was the last time--

Skip?

Well, that's funny.

Where did he go?

Great holi, they are dropping

Like flies!

Aha!

Mystery solved.

Look what I found.

Snakey?

You found snakey?

No. Better.

Snakey's glasses!

No, those are samson's

Glasses.

Samson.

Now that snakey's

Missing his glasses, he'll be a

Cinch to catch.

Glasses?

Patsy, snakes don't wear

Glasses.

Come on.

Snap out of it.

You don't see the real picture,

Do you?

Snakey left our cabin in search

Of food, because he was hungry.

So what did he do?

He decided to eat all the

Campers!

Ping-pong, dave, edward, chip,

Skip, samson.

Who's next?

Clam?

Then who?

Raj?

Me?

I get eaten by the snake?

[Screaming indistinctly]

We need to band together and

Solve this.

Right, raj?

Right, clam?

Raj?

Clam?

Uh-oh.

They're gone.

Now there's no one left for

Snakey to eat except me and you.

What should we do, patsy?

Run!

Run?

Run for your life!

He's gaining on you!

Who?

The snake!

Patsy, wait!

You said you're the greatest

Snake hunter in the whole

Universe!

I lied!

But what about jiujitsu?

Kung fu?

Bok choy?

Lies, lies, lies!

What about the time you beat

A snake with his own

Brass knuckles?

What part of "I lied" do you

Not understand?

But why did you lie?

Love makes us do crazy

Things.

What?

Patsy!

Sorry, kid.

I always liked ya.

You promised to get

The snake!

We shook hands on it!

Patsy!

[Crash]

You came back!

Patsy smiles never goes back

On a handshake.

[Grunting]

Patsy, be careful!

Patsy!

Nooo!

Patsy, are you ok?

Oh...i think so.

But, patsy, you're holding a

Dangerous snake!

You know, I don't think he's

Dangerous at all.

I think he's scared to death.

Aww, poor guy.

Maybe he was just playing

Hide-and-go-seek with us.

What I want to know is, what did

You do with all my friends?

Lazlo!

Can you hear me?

Raj?

Is that you?

Lazlo, get away from

The snake.

It will eat you!

Eat you!

Clam?

You're in there, too?

I'm in here, too.

Aah!

Oh, no!

They're in there, patsy!

[Sobbing]

We are in where?

Inside the snake!

The snake, raj!

He doesn't even

Know where he is!

You silly monkey.

We are up here!

Where up here?

In the great cavernous sky?

[Sobbing]

Up in the sky?

No, no.

We are on a tree in the sky, and

The pine needles are sticking in

My rumpus.

They are quite painful.

Perhaps you and patsy could get

Rid of snakey so we could all

Get down from this tree?

Yeah.

I got to go to the little

Campers' room.

Well, patsy, we learned

Something today.

That you should always trust

A mongoose?

No.

That it's best to leave

Creatures in their natural

Habitats.

Bye, snakey.

We're gonna miss you.

[Growling]

[Screaming indistinctly]

Oh, hello, little guy.

Want to go back to our camp

With us?

Uh, do you have any porridge?

We have beans.

Are you any good at

Hide and seek?

No.

[Growling]

Uh, slinkman?

We're going nowhere fast.

I don't want to hurt any

Wildlife.

Hey, hey--oh, oh, oh!

Stay outta the fast lane!

Curse you slug drivers!

That is one angry caribou.

[Blows trumpet]

[Muffled sound]






[Trumpet playing]

Attention, campers.

Attention campers.

It's time for "camp lazlo."

♪ There were two scouts who

Made a friend and lazlo was his

Name-o

L-a-z-l-o ♪

♪ L

♪ A

♪ Z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ And lazlo was his name-o

♪ And then that trio went to

Camp and turned it

Upside down-o ♪

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o

♪ L-a-z-l-o, and lazlo was

His name-o ♪

[Shatters]

♪ Go-cart racers sing this

Song, do-dah, do-dah,

The go-cart racers sing

This song, all the do-dah day ♪

♪ All the do-dah day

♪ All the do-dah day

♪ Go-cart racers sing this

Song, all the do-dah-- ♪

Will you can it with the

Singing!

[Gulping]

Sir, they're just excited

About building their own

Go-carts for the big

Annual race.

[Stammering] go-cart?

Racers?

Sing this song.

♪ Do-dah, do-dah, go-cart

Racers sing this song,

All the-- ♪

That does it.

Since the taberknucklehead choir

Are having trouble shutting

Their traps, the budget for

Go-cart part shopping is

Suddenly shrunk.

This year, instead of $50 for

Supplies, each cabin will

Receive $5.00.

Aw, man.

$5.00?

Sir, that doesn't seem enough

To buy parts to build a go-cart.

You'd be surprised what can

Be done when you put a little

Thought into it, slinkman.

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

$5.00!

Hold down the fort, slinkman.

I'm off to the salon to get my

Antlers waxed.

Sir, are you sure you won't

Reconsider letting them spend

More money?

Slinkman, get yourself

A hobby.

I do have a hobby.

Aah!

Vroom, vroom, vroom!

I can't believe we only get

$5.00.

Yeah, what a rip-off.

Now, where are we gonna find

Go-cart parts in this town?

Hmm.

What about there?

Uh...

[Reading] cheap-o go-cart

Parts.

When the camp paying for it

Is a tight wad.

Hey, how about there?

[Reading] de luxe go-cart

Parts.

When mom and dad are unknowingly

Paying for it.

That's for me.

I've got a charge card.

I wonder if lazlo found a

Good place to buy parts.

[Imitating engine]

Ok, lazlo!

My turn!

My turn, my turn, my turn!

[Snoring]

[Giggling]

Thank you, slink-mobile.

[Kiss]

Mr. Slinkman?

Huh? Wha?

Oh, it's just you.

Where's your go-cart supplies?

Um, well, we were riding in

This really fun race car.

Race car, race car, race car!

You mean that you actually

Got to drive a race car?

Well, sort of, but you see--

It was very expensive.

Does it have a fuel injector?

Yes, I think it had

One of those.

And competion racing tires?

Yeah, it did have

One of those.

How much do you need?

Uh, five-ty dollars?

Oh, ok.

I guess five-ty dollars is

Pretty cheap for a

High-performance go-cart.

Thank you, mr. Slinkman.

Yee-hah!

Oh, yah!

Oh, yah!

Oh, yah!

Again, again, again!

We can't!

We spent all our money!

We spent all $50?

Yep!

Oh, mother of chutney,

This is very bad.

Why?

We'll just ask slinkman

For more money!

Lazlo, I do not think

Mr. Slinkman gave us that money

To ride in a race car.

He gave us that money to

Purchase a race car.

Uh-oh.

How did you guys do?

I got a steering wheel.

We got a couple of flat

Tires.

I got this, uh, greasy thing.

Well, maybe we can reuse some

Parts from last year's go-carts.

Step aside, racing fans.

The trophy winner

Is coming through.

You need 50 more dollars?

Oh.

But it'll all be worth it when I

See my loyal bean scouts

Speeding down the track in their

High-performance go-cart.

Right?

Ok, guys.

This is serious.

Very serious.

We've got to buckle down and

Show some discipline.

Yes, sir!

[Screaming indistinctly]

You are in serious bigness

Trouble now.

We are very sorry.

We feel so ashamed.

Sorry.

> [Sighs] all right.

Get on the bus.

You know, I think we could

Still make a car if we just had

A little more--

Well, slinkman, what do

You think?

Smooth as a baby's bottom.

Slick, sir.

Why so low in the lawn pile,

Slinkman?

Your scouts are all happily and

Joyfully building their do-dah

Ding-a-ling go-cart things.

They look like santa's elves.

One more piece and she's

Ready.

Look at everyone working.

I wish we had a car to work on.

You know, the worst part is,

We let slinkman down.

I don't think I've ever seen

Him look so low.

So long, slinko.

I'm too down to be upright.

Gee, fellas.

You look a little down.

I brought you a little something

To cheer you up.

You can put it with all the

Other loser trophies.

[Laughter]

Look at those tributes to

Loserdom.

But we're not losers.

We're not?

Not losers.

No!

In fact, we owe it to slinkman

To show just how much we dare to

Be great.

Dare to be great,

Dare to be great, hey...

Clam, your bed is too close

To mine again.

Dare to be great,

Dare to be great...

Clam!

Back off!

I am warning you!

I said back off!

Whooo!

Wow, those kickboxing lessons

Really paid off.

Raj, do you still have the

Keys to the mess hall kitchen?

Why?

Are we gonna eat?

We said we were going to win

Slinkman a trophy.

We're going to win him a trophy.

All right, scouts.

Welcome to the whatever annual

Go-cart race.

Samson, check.

Edward, check.

Jelly cabin?

You have a go-cart entry?

Not just a go-cart,

A magical machine.

Magical.

Care for a peek?

Ta-da!

A bed with a steering wheel?

Oh, it's much more than that,

If it had the right driver.

Well, good luck.

Who's gonna be the poor sucker

To drive that heap of garbage?

Well, we were thinking

Perhaps you would be.

For me?

I've never been a race car

Driver before.

I'd be honored.

Ok, scouts.

Everyone at the starting line

And wait for my official

Scoutmaster signal.

[Engine revving]

Set, go.

[Coughing]

Mr. Slinkman, you can drive

The car now.

Oh, yeah. Right.

Oh, this is so exciting.

Go! Go! Go!

Go! Go!

Slinkman?

I have an idea.

Why don't we try catching up

With the other cars?

I do not think we are

Catching up.

Whoooaaa!

Whoooaaa!

Whoooaaa!

Slinkman, do you wanna win a

Trophy?

I do want to win a trophy.

Do you want to be a race car

Driver?

I do so want to be a

Race car driver.

Well, we're not gonna do it

Going 5 miles an hour.

Raj, pull out the secret weapon.

One secret weapon, coming up!

What secret weapon?

Soda. Very fast.

Soda?

Pop the top, slinkman.

Let's win ourselves a trophy.

Buckle up, boys.

Slinkman is at the wheel.

Aah!

Ha ha ha ha!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

I am a race car driver.

Whoo!

[Indistinct]

Whoooaaa!

[Screaming indistinctly]

[Screaming indistinctly]

[Screaming indistinctly]

[Screaming indistinctly]

Hello. Good to see ya.

Just winning a race here.

It's edward!

We're gaining on him!

Hi, edward!

Nice day for winning trophies!

[Growling]

Hey, you guys.

Look!

The finish line!

We're winning.

We're winning, we're winning,

We're winning, we're winning,

We're winning, we're winning,

[Laughs] we're winning,

We're winning,

We're, uh, winning.

Uh-oh.

Bad news.

We are all out of diet petrol.

See you around, losers.

Look who's winning the trophy

Now!

[Laughs]

Push.

Yaaay!

Yaaay!

Thank you.

Thank you.

And the winner is edward.

Here you go.

Thank you ever so much,

Your majesty.

Whatever.

I love myself.

Slinkman, you were an awesome

Race car driver.

Yeah, but we didn't win.

[Clears throat] for valor,

Courage, and, uh, carbonation,

I present to jelly

Cabin, uh, middle place.

Wow. A trophy.

You guys sure are lucky.

It's yours, slinkman.

You drove.

Fast driver.

Hey, what's the big idea?

Your trophy can't be bigger

Than mine!

It's just a lame middle-place

Trophy.

I got first place!

Well, gee, what are we gonna

Do with it?

Maybe we can bathe in it.

But we don't bathe.

Ahh, yah!

It's not fair!

Aah! Aah!

Uh, slinkman?

We're going nowhere fast.

I don't want to hurt any

Wildlife.

Hey, hey--oh, oh, oh!

Stay outta the fast lane!

Curse you slug drivers!

That is one angry caribou.

[Blows trumpet]

[Muffled sound]