02x44 - Daffy the Gaucho/Free Slugsworthy

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[MOOING]

I love relaxing on my vast
Argentinean estate.

This place has got it all.

A big house,
a large swathe of land,

and cattle
as far as the eye can see.

What the...

[LAUGHING]
Hope you don't mind.

I'll be taking this here
cow.
Come on, boys.

[GRUNTING]

[GRUNTS]

- Porky!
-[STUTTERING] Yes,
Don Federico?

Some rascally rustlers
made off with my cows.

I need someone
to get them back for me.

Don't worry, Don Federico,
I'll catch 'em.

You? [LAUGHS]

Oh, Porky.

I need someone
with more skills

than a simple
farm boy like you.

I need a gaucho.

[GUITAR PLAYING]

A what?

- A gaucho.
-[GUITAR PLAYING]

I don't know what that is.

- A gaucho is...
-[GUITAR PLAYING]

Do you mind playing that
somewhere else?

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Oh, that's my
brother-in-law, Dickie.

There's a long story.

Anyways, the gaucho
is the bravest, strongest,

most daring cowboy
on the Argentinean plain.

He can tame
the wildest mustang,

wrestle the mightiest bear,

and outrace
the fastest bobcat.

At least, that's what it
says
in his brochure.

I tried calling their
number,
but they put me on hold
for an hour,

so I hung up.

Nobody puts Don Federico
on hold! Nobody!

That's why I need you
to track one down for me.

Never fear, Don Federico.
I'll find your gaucho.

[PLAYS GUITAR]

Will you get out of here,
Dickie?

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Where am I going
to find a gaucho?

I mean, it's not likely
they just pop up
in the middle of the forest

and start singing.

[PLAYS GUITAR AND VOCALIZES]

♪ I'm Daffy the Gaucho
and a cowboy who's quite macho

♪ And, of course
I am no sloucho

♪ I never eat cheese
without nachos ♪

Excuse me, do you know
where I could find a gaucho?

Perhaps you didn't hear
my song.

Oh, yeah, I heard it.

But I really need
to find a gaucho.

I am a gaucho. I'll prove it.

Hmm. Ah!

See that wild,
ferocious mustang over there?

I shall tame it
before you can say,
"Don't cry for me,
Argentina."

[STUTTERS] Don't cry for me...
Well, he's right.

Ha! [WHIMPERS]

[GROANS]

You just can't jump
on a mustang's back like
that.

You have to stroke it,
feed it, show it
that it can trust you.

-[WHINNIES]
-[GRUNTS]

- See?
- Trying to outgaucho
the gaucho, huh?

Well, a real gaucho
uses a bullwhip. Like this.

Dagnabbit! That's all right.

I don't need a bull whip,
I have a belt.

Double dagnabbit.

DAFFY: I don't need the belt.

I'll just use my pants!
Poncho! Hat!

You know,
if you were a real gaucho,

you might have done
something like this.

If you were
a real gaucho, that is.

I am a real gaucho.

See that bee on that flower
over there.

[BUZZING]

Hiyah!

[GRUNTS]

[BUZZING]

[GRUNTING]

[ALL LAUGHING]

I may not have mastered
the whip,

but I have mastered the rope.

Watch and learn.

This one's called,
Stomp the Cat.

This one's called,
Run from the Sheriff.

And this one's called,
Catch the Train.

[SCREAMS]

DAFFY: Whoa!

[SHOUTING] Get me...

Off of...

Here!

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS]

[CRASHES]

[GROANS] My next trick
is called Find the Doctor.

[GROANS]

Listen, amigo.
That train was
a one-time fluke.

I'm your gaucho.

Since you seem to be
the only gaucho in the area,

I'm just gonna have
to give you the job.

Ha! I knew you'd finally
recognize my brilliance.

So, what will my task be?

You gotta get
my master's cattle back
from that g*ng of rustlers.

Huh?

Did I say I'm a gaucho?

I meant, I make
a mean bowl of gazpacho.

Soup's supposed to be hot.

[GRUNTS]

- For someone so tiny,
you have really big feet.
-[GRUNTING]

Well, I guess
it's all up to me.

- I got a billy club.
- I've got a branding iron.

I got a can of beans.

What? Couldn't find my g*n.

-[WHIP CRACKS]
- Argh!

My iron!

My beans!

[BOTH GASPS]

- Oh...
-[CHUCKLES]

- Not so fast, piggy!
-[NEIGHS]

Whoa!

What kind of sorcery is...
What?

[SHOUTS]

I can't believe I've been
hogtied by an actual hog.

The other rustlers
will never let me
hear the end of it.

[MOOING]

Porky! I can't believe it.

You saved my cattle
from the rustlers.

- Gee, I guess I did.
- I helped too.

I distracted them
by letting myself
get beat up by the little
guy.

Get lost!
You didn't help a bit.

But you, you're a real
gaucho, Porky.

Well, gauchos come
in all shapes and sizes.

Even extra-large.

[PLAYS GUITAR]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Welcome to
Trey's Dolphin Show, everyone.

I'm Trey and this is Bongo,
Pongo and Darren.

Now, folks,
after the dolphin show,

we're going to meet
our latest addition
to Trey's Aquarium,

Slugsworthy,
the elephant seal.

[SNORTING]

After? No way!
Me first. I wanna go first.

[SPLASHES]

Slugsworthy?

Watch as Slugsworthy
rides a jet ski
through a hoop of fire.

[TRUMPETS]

- BUGS: Slugsworthy!
-[GASPS]

BUGS: What are you doing here?

Oh, hey, Bugs!

You don't live
in the aquarium.
You live out in the ocean.

Yeah, I was standing
in line for some
deep-fried cookie dough,

when these guys
threw a net over my head
and tossed me in a van.

Next thing you know,
I'm doing 10 shows a day.

Is there a problem here?

You can't hold
Slugsworthy hostage

and make him perform
in your cheesy dolphin show.

This cheesy dolphin show
is approved by PETFSSS.

People for the Ethical
Treatment of Fish, Seaweed,
Sea Creatures and Stuff.

And it's got
a five-star rating

on several
aquarium specific websites.

I don't care
how many stars it has.

We want him released back
into the wild immediately.

Oh, I get it!

You're protesting
animals in captivity, right?

I'm totally cool with that.

- We have a protest zone.
Let me show you where it is.
-[SQUEAKS CHIRPS]

This is the protest zone?

- Sure is.
- How long you been in here?

Since 1849.

- Come on, Squeaks.
-[CHATTERS]

We're going to
free Slugsworthy.

[SNORING]

Okay, Squeaks,
let's try it again.

BUGS: Try to hit
above his head this time.

[WHISPERING] Hey, Slugsworthy.
Wake up.

We're going to
get you out of here.

- Oh, pizza!
- Shh! Don't talk.

Squeaks, you ready?

[CHATTERS]

- But, but...
- Quiet.

Squeaks! Fire!

Oof!

- BUGS: Gotta aim higher.
- Oof!

- BUGS: Should we try lower?
- Oof!

- BUGS: Nope, higher.
-[GRUNTS]

- We did it!
-[SHOUTS]

When we work together,
we can move mountains.

[GRUNTS]

But apparently,
not elephant seals.

BUGS: Don't worry, Slugs.

Now, with the help
of these balloons,

- we'll float right over
the wall.
-[SLUGSWORTHY GROANS]

Up, up and away!

What the...

[PANTING] Pizza!

[GOBBLING]

Ooh, nachos!

[PANTING]

[GOBBLING]

Ah, chili cheese churros!

[GOBBLING]

Knock it off!
All that eating
is weighing us down.

Don't tell me
how to live my life!

I'm not telling you
how to live your life.

I'm telling you
how to save your life.

[GOBBLING]

Kevin! You remembered
my birthday.

The real party is at
the bottom of the tank, Rob.

Oh, you shouldn't have.
After you, Kevin.

No way, Rob.
It's your birthday.

Yeah, but you got me
the balloons and the food.

Oh, wait a minute!
Where did they go?

Oh, great.
Looks like our good manners
have ruined another party.

Listen, Bugs,
I don't want to leave.
I like it here.

Oh, my gosh.
You've been brainwashed.

Squeaks, hook him up
to the jet pack.

But I... [GRUNTS]

[SCREAMS]

Oh, come on!
You've gotta steer the thing.

Squeaks, show him
how it's done.

[ENGINE WHIRS]

[SCREAMS]

- Huh.
- Hey! What's going on here?

These guys are trying
to steal me
from the aquarium.

Ah, come on, Slugsworthy.
You're a prisoner here.

Don't you wanna be free?

I'm up to my neck in free.

Free food,
a free place to stay.

I even got a free T-shirt.

That's right Mr. Bunny.
All of our animals
are treated like kings.

It's the only way to make
sure
our organic seafood
stays fresh.

That's right.
It's the only way to make
sure
the organic seafood...

Did you say seafood?

Yeah. The aquarium's just
to store the fish until I
can
put them in these cans.

These eco-friendly samples
don't pay for themselves.

[SCREAMS]

Everyone!
We gotta get out of here!

He's gonna turn us all
into seafood!

[CLICKING]

[GASPING AND CLICKING]

Not so fast!

[WHIMPERING]

Slugsworthy!

You have to jump the wall!

It's too high!

I know you can do it,
Slugsworthy.

You just gotta believe!

Now go!

[GRUNTS]

I guess I had one too many
chili cheese churros.

You've ruined my aquarium.

Looks like I'm in the organic
surf n' turf business now.

[SCREAMS]

Sweet giga-ba-loba!

Let's go out the front door.

Sorry, Bugs.

I guess all that
free food stuff
clouded my judgment.

It's all right
to get a free lunch
every once in a while.

As long as you don't
end up on the menu.

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]