02x37 - Loon-Raker/Angry Bird

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Greetings.
This is Elmer Blofudd,

Evil super villain.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

I am speaking to you
from my evil base on the Moon.

As you can see,
I have a giant freeze ray.

Wait a minute,
that's not my giant
freeze ray.

GUARD: Oh, sorry. We though
you said giant freeway.

Where is it again?

Oh! It's in the basement!
Where it always is.

And it looks like
a really big g*n, right?

-[SIZZLES]
- No, it looks like
a can of chicken soup.

Of course
it's a really big g*n!
Now go get it!

Now that's
what I'm talking about.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Now, unless
a gazillion dollars

is transferred
into my bank account,

I will use this ray
to freeze the world!

Enjoy this
little demonstration.

PROTESTORS: Save the ice caps!

The environment is saved!

PROTESTORS: Hurrah!

It's not supposed to do good!

Anyway, you get the idea.

You have 24 hours
to get me the money
or the world is doomed.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

This footage was sent
to Secret Agent Headquarters
an hour ago.

That's why we shot you
into space and you're
sitting
on the moon right now.

I need you to find Blofudd,
destroy his giant freeze
ray,
and save the world.

In that order!

Ugh! I hate Mondays.

CLAUDETTE: This is
Agent Claudette commencing
Operation Moon Dancer.

Agent Double Le Pew
reporting for duty.

I have landed on the moon.

Hello! What is this?

Claudette.
Fancy meeting you here.

- Double Le Pew.
- I love it
when you say my name.

Say it again.

Say, let me say it to you
in French.

-[CLAUDETTE GRUNTS]
-[LE PEW SCREAMS]

Au revoir, Pepe Le Pew.

[SHOUTING, GROANS]

She has really thrown me
for a loop.

Ah, the super villain's
secret base.

Blofudd is within my grasp.

And so is this picnic,
my sparkling apple cider.

I do not have time
for a picnic!

- I have to find a way
to get past the guards.
- Oh?

So the guards are the problem.

Nice haircut, Gary.
It makes you look
10 years younger.

Was that a UFO?

Now, back
to our sparkling cider.

This is what you get
when you think
with your stomach!

Then from now on
I shall only think
with my heart.

Ugh! Now to clean up
your mess.

No matter what I do
I get burned.

This isn't a UFO,
this is a serving tray.

Hey! Those two are
sneaking into the secret
base.

-Let's get them.
-So, no frisbee golf?

Come on, Gary!

[GASPS]

GUARD: Freeze! Don't move.

Gary!

Hmm.

-[GASPS]
-[sh**ting]

That is the problem
with attacking a spy,

you never know
when they are going to
strike!

Do not worry.
I can pick up the spare.

I am also saving the day.

Obviously, my skills
have left you speechless.

[MUFFLED] No. I have been shot
by a freeze ray.

Do not worry.
Agent Le Pew is on the way
to rescue you.

ELMER: Well, well, well,
Agent Claudette.

Mmm.

Why are you doing this,
Blofudd?

You see, my parents
never let me eat dessert.

So I am going to
freeze everyone on Earth
and steal theirs.

Then all the desserts
be will mine!

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

What kind of imbecile
is that obsessed with dessert?

[EXCLAIMS]
I am here to...

Ooh! Dessert!

Is that creme brulee?

You fool! Stop eating
and get me out of here.

Monsieur Robot,
my creme brulee crust could
use a little more torching.

-[BEEPING]
-Merci.

Is it getting hot in here?
Or is it just me?

He's melting the ice!

[EXCLAIMS] Merci.

And now I will destroy
the freeze ray.

And I will make sure
Blofudd gets
his just desserts.

Hiya!

[SHOUTS]

I've got sprinkles in my eyes!

Kiss your freeze ray
goodbye, banana mouth.

You may have won
this time, Agent Claudette,

but I'll be back.
[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

GUARD: Guys, I see the base
We're almost back.

[GUARDS SHOUTING]

The freeze ray is deactivated.

The world is safe.

Nice work, Claudette.

Double Le Pew,
what are you doing there?

Remember, whenever
you smell trouble,

Double Le Pew will be there.

Right. Well, unfortunately,
it's going to take us
a few months

to get you back to Earth.

A few months?

Best of luck. Signing off.

It appears that we have
the time to be
more acquainted.

Not a chance.

Whoa!

It is not unusual
for someone to need
some space,

but this is ridiculous.

Ah! There is no bath
like a bird bath.

Eureka! I have done it again!

My Giganto-ray,
patent pending, is complete!

Another brilliant invention
from the mind
of Wile E. Coyote.

♪ Singing in the bird bath

♪ Eating lots of seeds ♪

There's a victim!

I mean, test subject
for my latest creation.

My Giganto-ray will change
this little chickity

into a super-sized clucker.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Oh, come on, get big.

Ex-squeeze me?

Maybe I didn't use enough
uranium 238.

Oh, perhaps I went overboard
with the lithium hydroxide.

[GAGGING]

[GROWLING]

[GROWLING]

[SQUEAKS]

Regardless, another failure.

Just once I'd like to
invent something
that actually works.

[CRASHING]

Hey! Can't you see
I'm in the can?

Ah! This garbage diet
is for the birds.

Speaking of birds,

dinner is served.

Ooh! I thought I saw
a puddycat.

You did, you did see
a puddycat. [CHUCKLES]

Let the feast-ivities begin!

[WHISTLES]

[GROANS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMS]

[PANTS] Phew!

You didn't happen to see
a big yellow monster
around here, did ya?

No, can't say I have.

But if I see him
I'll let you know.

Gee, thanks. What a nice bird.

Wait a minute!
That's my lunch!

- Get back here!
- Oh, no!

Ha! Got your tree now!

There you are. Come on!

I spy with my little eye...

[GASPS]

-[BASHING]
-[SYLVESTER GROANS AND
GRUNTS]

Hey! Get back here!

[GROANS, GASPS]

[SYLVESTER GRUNTING]

[TWEETY SCREECHES]

[SCREECHES]

-[SCREECHING]
-[SCREAMS]

[SCREECHES]

[SCREECHES]

[PANTING]

Oh, no, no, no!
Please don't eat me.

What, eat you?

- I'm a vegetarian.
- Huh?

Oh, it's just that little
bird
I was chasing.

[GASPS] Wait a minute.

Ah-ha! I've got you now.

[LAUGHS] I got a birdie
in a basket.

Tonight, the blue plate
special is yellow.

Stick around for lunch,
little birdie.

You're going to be delicious.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Ha-ha!

[WHIMPERS]

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[SCREECHES]

[YELPS]

[SCREAMS]

[EXCLAIMS]

[GASPS]

[SCREECHES]

[EXCLAIMS]

Ooh!

[SCREECHING]

What other choice do I have?

[SHOUTS]

[EXCLAIMING]

-[GAGGING]
-[SCREAMING]

I went back
to the drawing board

to throw away these
blueprints!

[SYLVESTER SCREAMING]

[GASPS] My Giganto-ray.
Patent pending.

[GROWLING]

Oh! It works!

My Giganto-ray works!

Here kitty, kitty.

I need you as proof
that my invention
actually functions.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUNTING]

[GROWLS]

-[GROWLING]
-[SCREAMS]

Don't let
that puddycat fool you.

[WILE E. EXCLAIMING]

[GROWLS]

He's a real monster.

[CHUCKLES]