02x35 - Hip Hop Hare

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

Come, guys. This way.

We don't wanna be late
for the first day of class.

[STUTTERING] Bugs, are you
sure that this is
a music school?

CECIL: Mic check.

One, two... [MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Ha! You go so slow

♪ It's like watching
grass grow

♪ Right now, I can't tell
if I'm looking at a photo

♪ The top chef of insults
servin' up the venue

♪ Ring-a-ling-ding,
turtle soup's on the menu ♪

What.

[CHEERING]

-[RECORD SCRATCHING]
- Woo-hoo!

Well, well, isn't this just
the craziest rap battle
y'all ever done seen?

The eagle wins.

[CROWD CHEERING]

[STUTTERING] Uh, Bugs, I don't
think this is a music school.

You're right, this poster
is making a lot of sense now.

Yeah, especially the part
where it says rap battle
on the bottom.

That wasn't a rap battle.

That was a rap m*ssacre.

Who else wants to take on
this freestylin' fowl?

I'll throw... [STAMMERING]

[STUTTERING] I'll try out
a few dope rhymes.

Mmm?

[LAUGHS] Clearly, this piggy
went to the market.

All, I said, all right.

Since Eagle won
the last round,

he gets to choose
who goes first.

- Me, I'm first.
-[CRASHES]

Drop a beat for me, DJ.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Uh, pig's in a blanket

♪ Time to go to sleep

♪ I'm a rapper that's neat

♪ And you're
the other white meat

♪ Am I getting through to you
or are you too thick

♪ I can blow you down
Even if your house is brick

[ALARM BLARING]

Oh fire, son. Fire!

Your turn, Porky.

[PLAYS MUSICAL NOTE]

[STAMMERING]

[ALARM BLARING]

Ooh, too bad, son.

The eagle wins again.

Yeah, I am blowing up.
Can I get a "What, what"?

What, what!

You will not get
a "What, what" from me.

Porky didn't even
get a chance.

It's not my fault your friend
is slower than a truck full
of hippos drinking molasses.

Hey, that's mean spirited.

That's right, I am mean.

If you can't take the heat,
stay out of the rap battle.

Oh, we can take
the heat, all right.

- I bet I can out rap you.
-[SCOFFS]

Think you can
out rap me, big ears?

How hard can it be?
All you have to do is rhyme.

Give me a word,
any word, and I'll rhyme it.

Uh... Persimmon?

That one is too hard,
give me another one.

What about oranges?

Enough with the fruit.
I'll just wing it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ I'm a rabbit,
I got some habits

♪ I like carrots
but sometimes I eat oranges

♪ Because Porky
just said oranges

♪ So now all I can
think about is oranges

♪ Oranges, oranges,
oranges ♪

-[ALARM BLARING]
- Wow, that was terrible.

Let me show you how it's done.

[HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING]

♪ Well too bad, so sad,
rap is something I excel at

♪ You're in my habitat

♪ I run circles around you

♪ Wind you up like a clock

♪ 'Till you're only
saying "Cuckoo"

♪ That's a wrap, time's up

♪ Even though I'm on a roll

♪ Child please, time to climb
back down your rabbit hole ♪

-[GRUNTING]
-[GROANING]

-[ALARM BLARING]
-[CROWD CHEERING]

[GROANING] We gotta get even.

[STUTTERING] He is a meanie.

I'm tired of getting insulted
by that eagle.

I'm gonna beat him
in a rap battle.

Who's with me?

Aw, come on, guys.

Don't leave. I can rap.
It's not that hard!

Look, carrots rhymes
with parrots.

I'm a rabbit
who likes carrots
more than parrots.

One is green,
the other is orange.

Orange, orange,
orange, orange!

[SCREAMS, GROANS]

[SIGHS] How am I gonna
beat that eagle?

If only there was an expert
who could teach me
how to rap.

Hey, buddy. Looks like
you've got engine trouble.

Yeah, I'm gettin' it fixed
right on the double.

But what about you?

That's a serious frown.

Oh, I made a fool of myself
at a rap battle.

When you fall off the horse,
get back in the saddle.

You don't understand,
my rapping was atrocious.

If there was some practice,
you could be ferocious.

Will you knock off rhyming
everything I say?

I'm an MC, nephew.
That's just my way.

And with a little practice,
you could do it, too.

Nah, you should've heard me.
I can't rhyme like you.

You just did it, Bugs.

See, it's spreadin' like flu.

That is okay when you're
just starting out.

Just never give up and you'll
rhyme with no doubt.

So, keep at it and at it
till you spit bars incredible.

[HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING]
♪ Just practice
till you get it

BOTH: ♪ And the goal
becomes gettable

♪ You can operate
a rocket ship or
dance the tarantella

♪ Orchestrate an aria
or sing it acapella

♪ Make a Caesar salad
out of a greeting card

♪ 'Cause anything is possible
when you work really hard

♪ You can set your computer
to fix up your home

♪ Carve the next
Mount Rushmore using
only packing foam

♪ Train your dog
to do his thing
in your neighbor's yard

♪ 'Cause anything is possible
if you work really hard

♪ Yeah, yeah

♪ I put my nose
to the grindstone

♪ And sh**t for the stars

♪ 'Cause anything is possible
if we work really hard ♪

Ain't no stopping you now,
you only poppin' now, bunny.

Yeah, next time I'm gonna be
ready for that eagle.

You two are done, right?
I gotta bounce.

Got a big gig DJing
in a bar mitzvah.

Yeah, good luck,
talkin' bunny.

I gotta tell the guys
about this.

Oh, hey, guys.

You're not still feeling down
about the rap battle, are you?

Yeah, I'm trying to cheer
him up with this Frisbee.

Come on, guys.

[GROANS] I guess I'm no good
at cheering people up.

Don't give up.

[HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING]
♪ I know you don't have faith
and you think I'm lame

♪ But a mystical genius
helped me sharpen my game

♪ Told me to put in the work
and to erase all doubt

♪ Just follow my lead
and we'll turn this eagle out

♪ Trying to rap
against the eagle,
I don't think we should

♪ I did it once,
I wasn't very good

♪ I'm not sure, Bugs,
we can't get the flow

♪ You just did it turtle,
now come on, let's go ♪

[HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING]

[MECHANICAL WHIRRING]

[CRASHES]

[HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING]

Isn't this rap battle
a freestyle, though?

Hmm. I guess
we'll just wing it.

All right, all right.
There it is.

Go and get it,
poindexter.

- Hey, Eagle.
- Ah!

Come to lay more
filthy rhymes on me?

Our rhymes are
perfectly clean, thank you.

[LAUGHS] You guys
are ridiculous.

I figured after last time,
it was clear that nobody
could match my skills.

But I guess you candy rappers
never learn.

Oh, we learned something.

And we're back to
win this rap battle.

Did somebody say
"Rap battle"?

Where'd you come from?

I just crouch in this bush
and wait for
a rap battle to start.

So, what are we waitin' for?
Let's get it on.

EAGLE: Ooh, ooh, me first.
[HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING]

♪ The doctor is in

♪ But the prescription's
so dope

♪ I take appointments
with MCs and leave
them no hope

♪ Your teeth are messed up,
you're pouring down sweat

♪ Seriously, you should have
a doctor look at that

♪ Your stomach's too small,
your spleen's too tall

♪ Your jewelry looks like
you bought it from
a kiosk at a mall

- What.
- What?

Where did all these
chains come from?

Oh, roasted.

I say roasted!

You know what, Eagle?

You don't have to be
a jerk to win a rap battle.

Well, then.
Break it down, Bugs.

[CHOMPING]

[HIP HOP BEAT PLAYING]

♪ Well, I'm a hip-hop hare,
beware, handle with care

♪ My rhymes are as fresh
as a new pair of underwear

♪ I got a big tail
and two buck teeth

♪ I like the taste of carrots

♪ 'Cause they taste
just like a treat

♪ I've got more pop
than a root beer six-pack

♪ More heat on my rhymes
than a five alarm smoke stack

♪ Get back, relax,
I'm the king of the rabbits

♪ You can pay me in diamonds
but I prefer carrots

♪ Now everybody biggity-bounce
if you're down with the beat

♪ Shiggity-shake your body
from your head to your feet

-♪ Say hey if you're feeling
this groove
- CROWD: Hey!

♪ Say yay if you
feel your body move

CROWD: Yay!

♪ S-S-S-S-Slow down

[RAPPING FAST]
♪ Turtle coming through
with a few rhymes too

♪ Gotta do what I gotta do

♪ You too? Ooh!
I'm a laidback throwback

♪ Movin' on the fast track,
put it on the soundtrack,
wait for the kickback

♪ Repeat the beat with a sweet
treat, five-C like a Wall
Street big bank spreadsheet

♪ My flow is so slow,
keep it on the down low

♪ Oh, no, gotta go,
come on Bugs,
finish up on the banjo, oh! ♪

[STRUMMING]

What?

[GASPS]

h*, h*! You can't, I say,
you can't win 'em all!

Bugs Bunny wins.

[ALL CHEERING]

We did it, guys!

- We showed that eagle
who's boss.
-[ALL CELEBRATING]

- That was great.
- Way to go! Woo!

[SIGHS]

[SINGING MELODICALLY]
♪ What have I done?

♪ All of these years,
I've been so, so cruel

♪ Trying to be tough
hoping to prove
that I'm so, so, cool

♪ But inside I'm a child

♪ Just a little boy

♪ Trying to make friends,
searching for love

♪ Hoping to find some joy ♪

Are you crying?

-[VOICE BREAKS] No.
- Yeah, you are.

- You're crying.
- Well, of course I'm crying!

I'm sad and lonely
because I don't have
any friends, big ears.

See, that's your problem.

You're talented and smart,
but you're always
being mean to people.

♪ If you're feeling lonely,
sad and blue

♪ Bein' nice will help get you
friends who are true

♪ I tried bein' nice,
it's not easy for me.

♪ Well, nothin' worthwhile
ever comes for free

♪ Being kind hearted
is something I'm not

♪ That's all the more reason
to give it a shot

♪ Instead of being a meanie
try the friendship card

♪ 'Cause anything is possible
if you work really hard

♪ Anything is possible
if you work really hard ♪

♪ I think I got it, let me try

♪ Your house is on your back
and you move at your own pace

♪ You have a trusting smile,
Mr. Adorable Face

♪ You're a tall drink of water
with a great head of hair

♪ And you're just...
A pig...

♪ Who's standing right there ♪

How'd I do?

That's the spirit,
that's the spirit.

♪ Just trust in yourself
and let down your guard

♪ 'Cause anything is possible
if you work really hard

♪ 'Cause anything
is possible--

♪ Yeah...

♪ If you work really hard ♪

Is that the end of the song?

It better be.
I'm out of breath!

Well... [STAMMERING]
That's a rap, folks.

[ALL GRUNTING]

[CHUCKLES] Aw, yeah.
There it is.