02x25 - Etiquette Shmetiquette/Daffy in the Science Museum

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

-[CRASHING]
-[GASPS]

I am sick of eating
these trash can bagels.

I need some real food!

[BANJO STRUMMING]

Gertrude! What have I told you
about eating off the ground?

A lady sits at the table
and eats with
a fork and a knife.

Ooh! Look at that spread!
What is this place?

This is Granny and Tweety's
l'Ecole de Etiquette.

Hmm. Never heard
of this restaurant.

But I love etiquette food!

We don't allow ducks
at our charm school.

Oh, it's a school...

Well, I'm not a duck.
[STUTTERS] I'm a... Daphne!

And I'm a chicken.

And I could definitely use
some tips on my table manners.

-[MUNCHES NOISILY]
- Yes, you obviously
have some issues.

Tweety, see if you can help
this poor chicken eat.

But, Granny,
that's not a chicken,
that's a duck!

Tweety! There's no need
for name-calling.

- But, Granny...
- No "buts," Tweety.

You make sure this chicken is
ready for the Debutante Ball
at 6:00 p.m.

- Is that clear?
- Yes, Granny.

Now, I have to go
set up the front yard.

Ooh, if that duck thinks
he's gonna make a fool
out of my Granny,

he don't know me
very well, do he?

TWEETY: All right, Daphne.

Let's start with
table manners.

Always take itty-bitty bites

and delicately savor
every morsel.

I understand.

[GRUNTS] Hey!
I didn't even eat anything!

You're right. A real debutant
always watches her figure.

Let's move on to tea.

When you drink tea,
always stick out your pinky.

Like this.

You got it.

[SLOSHES]

-[BURPS LOUDLY]
- No burping!

Let's try this again.

No slurping! No swigging!
No sloshing!

No swilling!

No guzzling! No gobbling!

- Oh, wait. That last one
wasn't so bad.
-[DAFFY GROANS]

How are the table manners
coming along?

We're getting there,
inch by inch.

Oh good.
Keep up the great work!

All right. Let's start your
singing lessons, shall we?

Every high class chicken
has to know how to sing,

and you ladies will be
no exception.

-[TAPPING]
- Follow your sheet music.
Here we go!

[CLUCKING CAMPTOWN RACES
IN TUNE]

[QUACKS LOUDLY]

Wait a minute. Hold on.
Someone seems a little flat.

Oh, it wasn't me.
I think it was Gertrude.

She has terrible pitch.

Daphne, take a look
at your sheet music.

You should be
clucking not quacking.

Hmm. Yeah, so it is.
Um, Gertrude, you might
want to take a look at this.

-[CLUCKS]
- I know what the problem is.

Breath support. You need to
fill up your lungs with air.

- Take a deep breath...
-[INHALES DEEPLY]

- That ought to do it!
-[MUFFLED GRUNT]

You sound better already.

Okay, ladies.
Let's try this one more time.

[CLUCKING IN TUNE]

[THUDS LOUDLY]

[CONTINUES CLUCKING IN TUNE]

[FEET TAPPING RHYTHMICALLY]

[MUFFLED GRUNTING]

I heard a noise.
Did someone need something?

No, Granny,
everything is fine.

We're just doing
our singing lessons.

Oh! Heavens to Betsy!

Keep practicing.

[CLUCKING IN TUNE]

Oh, poor little chickens,
all worn out.

A high class chicken has
to have good posture.

Now, the best way to learn
is to walk around

with a book on your head
like these chickens here.

Shouldn't I be reading books

instead of putting them
on my head?

High class chickens
don't read books,

they see the movie.

[GRUNTS]
That's a lot of books.

Now, stand on the yoga ball.

What? Whoa, whoa.

While juggling
three angry p*ssy cats.

I'm standing up straight.
I got it, I got it!

Oh, he's gonna get it,
all right.

[POPS]

[GRUNTS]

You know what?

This book is better
than the movie.

All right,
time for your dance lesson.

This isn't charm school,
it's a t*rture chamber!

What? Are you scared
of dancing? Chicken.

And I'm not a chicken!
I'm a duck!

[GASPING]

Did you hear that, ladies?

We have a duck in our midst.

Uh, hold on, girls.

Ducks are kind of
like chickens.

Esther, we do yoga together.

Gertrude,
I corrected your singing.

[GRUNTING AND FIGHTING NOISES]

GRANNY: All right, ladies.

Time for the Debutante Ball.
Come along.

Come on, Daphne,
you got to look your best

for your introduction
to society.

-[GRUNTS]
- And I have just the dress.

[DAFFY EXCLAIMING]

[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]

I thought I saw a p*ssy quack.

I made it, I finally became
a real lady.

I did,
I did see a p*ssy quack.

[CLUCKING IN TUNE]

Welcome to
the science museum, Scouts.

Today, we're going to explore
all the wonders of science.

Because science
is fundamental.

[SIGHS]

All right, g*ng, let's put
away our cell phones.

You don't want to miss
a second of the excitement.

[ALL GROANING]

Please. Continue, sir.

Now,
please have your tickets out,

and hand them to me
when you enter the museum.

That's right, guys,
you heard him.

Let's get these tickets out

so we can get inside
that museum.

I'm sorry, Mr. Duck,

but if you don't have
a ticket,

you can't enter the...

[STUTTERING]
You can't come in.

Oh, of course, chum. I get it.

If you don't have a ticket,
you no see 'em, the museum.

Totally understand.
Hand shakey. Eggs and bakey.

Have a good one, pal.

Well, that was easier
than I thought.

Science may seem a bit boring.

But trust me,
by the end of the tour,

you'll see how exciting
science can be.

Is that T. Rex
an animatronic dinosaur?

Does it move like the one

that's at
the big amusement park?

No, that's a model.
It doesn't move.

But still pretty impressive.

Uh, yeah.

All right, come on, kids.

Today's gonna
be a lot cooler

than some spectacular
amusement park

with the incredible rides
and the delicious foods.

Today, you're gonna learn
all about something

that really matters.

There are three kinds
of matter,

and you're gonna have them
all for lunch today.

Now, the solid is a hamburger.

The liquid is ginger ale.

And the gas is this duck.

A duck?

So, kids, did you know that

contents under pressure
tend to explode?

Allow me to demonstrate.

Whoo, whoo-hoo!

Oh, look, kids.
It's the pigeon bird.

Oh, the pork manatee.

Enough, Mr. Duck,
you have to leave.

[GRUNTS]

Sorry, kids,
I had to get rid of that
duck.

KIDS: Aww.

Here we are
in the diorama room

where we see one
of the most famous scientists

of all time, Sir Isaac Newton.

[CRUNCHING]

I think
Sir Isaac Newton is hungry.

No, Sir Isaac Newton
was responsible...

[CRUNCHING]

[LAUGHING]

As I was saying,
Sir Isaac Newton...

[CRUNCHING]

All right, now,
what's going on here?

Oh, King Kamakamapuaw.

Let's have a luau.

Whoo-hoo!

Get back here, Mr. Duck.

Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

The stomach, the duodenum,

small intestine,
the large intestine

and the privacy place.

[GRUNTING]

Uh-oh. Looks like all that
pork is causing indigestion.

Beat it, kids.
He's gonna blow!

[PORKY PIG SCREAMING]

Oh, good.
Looks like everything came out
all right in the end.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[PORKY PIG SCREAMING]

PORKY: All right, duck.
Where'd you go?

Step up, boys, and see
our most popular exhibit.

The science of storms.

First, the hailstorm.

[SCREAMING]

Ooh, that's gonna leave
a mark.

How about the tsunami?

[SCREAMING]

Next up, sandstorm.

[CHEERING]

See? He loves it.

[LAUGHING]

And here's one
that'll really blow you
away.

A tornado.

[PORKY SCREAMING]

Aww, is it over already?

Don't worry, pal.

It's just the eye
of the storm.

[GRUNTING]

[SCREAMING]

The eagle has landed.

Well, the duck has.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

Get back... [GRUNTING]

This moon is about to see
my dark side.

You've got something
on your cheek.

[KISSING]

Whoo-hoo!

Together again.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[expl*si*n]

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SCREAMING]

KIDS: Yay!

We love this museum!

And now, for our grand finale,

all four storms
at the same time.

Remember that science is
all around you.

You just have
to keep an eye out for it.

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]