02x17 - Quantum Sheep/Houston, We Have a Duck Problem

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[LAUGHING MANIACALLY]

Welcome back.

Huh? Clovenhoof. Let me guess.
Another crazy experiment?

[SQUEAKING]

Who is this?
This is Clovenhoof.
He's a real screwball.

He's always inventing stuff
that never really works.

So what are you up to
this time, huh?

Today I need your help testing
out my new age machine.

Age machine? What's that?

Well, with this device I can
convert us to any age I want,

past, present or future.

You can re-experience
the greatest moments
of your life. [LAUGHS]

- Here, allow me
to demonstrate.
- Clovenhoof, don't, no, no.

-[BUGS EXCLAIMING]
-[ZAPPING]

Oh, looks like my age machine
brought us back
to when we were babies.

[BABBLING]

Is that smell you or me?

Well, being a baby
ain't so bad.

Just look at these
cute little hooves.
[GURGLING]

Oh, that is just disgusting.

Well, if it isn't
my first robot.

Nothing beats my auto baby
bottle buddy.

Ugh, yuck!
Get that baby bottle
out of my mouth.

Well, actually... [SUCKING]
That's not half bad.

With the age machine,
you'll still be you,

but you might find yourself
with some urges from that age.

[CRYING]

Excuse me, a little help.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

How did you get your head
stuck in there?

Oh, it was an accident.

Well, let's get you out
of here before
I have an accident.

In my pants.

Now give me that remote.

- Mine! Mine!
- Give me, give me!

[ZAPPING]

[LAUGHS]
The awkward teen years.

- And we're at
the middle school dance.
-[RADIO STATIC BUZZING]

RADIO ANNOUNCER: It's 4:15,
a quarter after the hour,


Did you say something?

No, I didn't say anything.

I think I'm getting
some radio stations
through my headgear.

RADIO ANNOUNCER: And now
for the weather on the ones.

It's cold out there.
You may want a jacket
if you're headed out for...

[SQUEAKING]

No, I'm not gonna go
over there and ask that girl
if she likes you.

[SQUEAKING]

Ah, looks like someone's
becoming a man.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]

Oh, come on.

[GRUNTING]

Oh, no.
It appears that the young lady

Squeaks is interested in
is coming over this way.

-[SQUEAKS WHIMPERING]
- Oh, and she's bringing
her girlfriends.

[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING
OVER RADIO]

I don't know how to talk
to a girl. What do I do?

Press the button and
get us out of here before
we die of embarrassment.

[ZAPPING]

Hey, we're high school aged
but why are we
dressed like this?

[GRUNTING]

[CRASHING]

Oh, no, the remote is
all the way down the field.

-[GASPS]
-[GROWLING]

It appears we'll have to play
the game to get the remote.

Great idea, Doc.
I'll call the play.

Twenty-five, 47.
Red Omaha. Red Omaha.

I'm Red Omaha. Yee-haw!

Get out of here.
I'm calling a play here. Hike!

[CLOVENHOOF SCREAMING]

I did it. I got the remote
and I made a home run.

No, it's a touchdown, Doc.

Now push the button
so we can get back
to our actual age.

[GRUNTING]

[SQUEAKING]

BUGS: Squeaks, now's not
the time to celebrate.

We gotta get out of here.

[GRUNTING]

[PLAYERS GRUNTING]

[ZAPPING]

Oh, no, we're so old.
You zapped us into old age.

-[SHOUTS] What?
- I said, I think you took us
to the wrong age.

You took us too far in time.

Mime? Why would I wanna
see a mime? I hate mimes.

All the white faces
and the pretending
to be in a box

and the fake wind blowing.

Time, time. We went too far,
and we're too old.

Oh, no, you don't.
My programs are on.

It's my time to watch the TV.

Doc, that's not a remote
for the TV.

Squeaks, come on,
help me get the remote back.

Hey, why are you
eating dinner?

It's 3:30 in the afternoon.

[CLOVENHOOF GRUNTING]

Hey, Doc, get back here.

I hadn't gotten my chocolate
pudding yet.

-[GRUNTS]
- Pudding.

I'm not ready
to be this old yet.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

Must get pudding.

[SQUEAKS]

Pudding.

Almost gotcha.

Hey, you.
Don't hog the pudding.

[GROANING] Pudding.

[GRUNTING]

En garde!

Get your own pudding!

Give me that remote. Bingo!

It's time for bingo?

No, it's time
to get us out of here.
[BEEPS]

[ZAPPING]

- We did it.
We're back to normal.
- Aw.

Let's make sure
this doesn't happen again.

[GLASS BREAKING]

But what about me?
I'm still a baby.

Well, two out of three
ain't bad.

But I don't wanna be a baby.
[WAILING]

Well, that's one way
to get in touch
with your inner child.

PORKY: Boy, this is a very
important mission to Mars.

ROBOT: You can say that again.

We've got to deliver
this transmitter to
Martian soil.

I gotta admit,
I'm a bit ner... [STAMMERS]
I'm anxious.

Don't worry, sir. We have
clear skies for lift-off.

[PANTS] Whew!
This small budget flight
to Hawaii is taking forever.

Hey, that little puppy
ought to get me there faster.

Well, here we go.

Aloha!

[CLANGING]

- Thanks for taking my bags,
bellboy. Mahalo!
- Huh?

So long, Earth.

Hello... Ma... Ma...
[STAMMERS]
Outer space.

-Aloha!
- Huh?

Yeah, no peanuts,
just a pillow and a blanket,
please.

Yeah, but this isn't
an airplane.

It's a... [STAMMERS] A rocket!

[EXCLAIMING]

[SNORING]

[YAWNS]

Slept through
the entire flight.

Now, let's take a look
at those Hawaiian beaches.

Did I miss
my connecting flight?

Eeh, [STAMMERS] that's what
I was trying to tell you.

This isn't an airplane,
it's a rocket ship.

Now quit messing around
and activate
your gravity boots.

Like this?

[CRASHES]

Hey, I'm floating. [WHOOPING]

I'm flying. I'm a bird!

Hey, get down from there
this minute.

There's a protocol
we have to... [STAMMERS]

Just get down!

Boy, all this
aimless floating
is making me peckish.

Order up.

Stop,
you're ruining everything!

Well, I know
when I'm not welcome.

I'll just show myself out.

Wait! Open that and we might
get sucked into space.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

[GASPING]

You know, you're right.
We opened that and we did
get sucked into space.

Well, at least the mess
is cleaned up.

[GASPS] The transmitter flew
out of the airlock.

Well, I think it looks better
out there.

But it's supposed to be
on Ma... [STAMMERS]

On that little red planet.

Oh, you're never gonna get it
all the way over there.

Well, I've got to.

[VOCALIZING THEME FROM
2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY]

Got the transmitter, Mr. Duck.

Now, give it to me so I can
take it back to the ship.

Hey, let's play
piggy in the middle.

Mr. Duck, stop it.
This is no time for games.

[GASPS] Be careful with that.

This is a multi-million dollar
piece of equipment.

Really? This piece of junk
costs a million bucks?

[SPUTTERING]

[GRUNTS] I got it, I got it.

Now, to float back
to the ship.

[GASPS] My power cord.
[SCREAMS] Help!

Don't worry, buddy.
I'll save ya.

Just float right there.

[DOOR SLAMS]

Oh, no! [SCREAMING]

Okay, Daffy, you can do this.

No, probably not. Easy now.

Careful, careful.

Careful.

Careful.

[GRUNTING]

Where'd I go?

We're way off course.
Earth is all the way
over there,

and Mars is
all the way over there!

Captain's log, stardate


The pig has pointed out
that we're further from
our goal than anticipated.

Fortunately,
I'm an experienced
star captain.

And I know exactly what to do.

Panic!

[SCREAMING]

Quick. Which
one of these buttons
that takes us back to Earth?

Never mind.
I'll just press them all.

We're going too fast.
We gotta... [STAMMERS]
Slow down!

Hands off, mister.

We're going back to Earth.

No, we're not.
We're going to Mars.

- Earth.
- Mars.

DAFFY: Earth.
PORKY: Mars.

[BOTH REPEATING]

[EMERGENCY ALARM BLARING]

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Mission accom... [STAMMERS]
I did it.

So this is Mars, huh?

Meh, I'm bored.
Well, back to Earth.

Thanks for nothing, Mars.

Hey! You can't leave me here.

Uh... Huh.

You know what? I'd rather be
all alone on Mars

than back on the ship
with that crazy duck.

You can say that again.

I guess I can handle
one alien.

- You can say that again.
-[YELPS]

You can say that again.

[YELLS]

ALL: You can say that again.

[SCREAMING]

PORKY: Boy, it looks like
I'm in a real jam.

A space jam.