02x11 - Daffy the Stowaway/Superscooter 3000

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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Way, hey, blow the man... ♪

[STAMMERS]
You know how it goes.

Uh, what do we have here?

A couple of hungry stowaways?

[WHISPERS]
Don't tell the captain,
but here's some cheese.

CAPTAIN: Porky,
what are you doing?

You need to stop feeding
those mice, all right?

They're stowaways.

[STAMMERS] But they're cute.

Oh, they're more than cute,
they're adorable.

[KISSING]

You know, I wanna give them
kisses on their cute, little,
mouse noses and everything.

[KISSING]

Yeah, and they're hungry.

You can't feed stowaways!

You and your compassion
are gonna get you fired.

And I don't wanna
fire you, Porky.

Because if I fire you, I
gotta
throw you off the ship.

And if I throw you
off the ship,
I'd be heartbroken.

And you don't want me to be
heartbroken, do you, Porky?

[STAMMERING] No, sir.
I hear you. [GULPS]

[STAMMERING]
Loud and clear, boss.

Sounds like you're in trouble.

I hope there aren't any more
stowaways around here.

[STAMMERING] Me too.

Wait a minute,
where did you come from?

Oh, this suitcase.
I'm a stowaway.

[STAMMERING] You mean
you didn't pay for a ticket?

It's pronounced "stowaway".

[STAMMERING]
You can't be seen,
or I'll be fired.

Hey everybody,
don't tell this pig's boss
I'm a stowaway,

- or he'll get...
- Shh!

[WHISPERING] Listen to me.
You've got to be quiet.

[WHISPERING]
Right, I'll be quiet.

Hey everybody, I'm a stowaway!
Don't tell anyone!

Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo!

I'm a stow...

If I let go of your bill,

do you promise to stop
telling
people you're a stowaway?

Mmm-hmm.

[OVER SPEAKER] Hey, what's
the difference between
buying a first-class ticket

and being a stowaway?

About $2,000. [EXCLAIMS]

[LAUGHING]

You know the worst part
about being a stowaway?

[GROANS]

Oh wait,
there is no worst part.

Everything's free!

- DAFFY: Whoo-hoo!
-[LAUGHING]

Some people go away
for the weekend.

I stow away for the weekend.

It's cheaper, it really is.

[PASSENGERS LAUGHING]

-[DAFFY GRUNTS]
- Be quiet!

Well, folks, you've been
a swell audience.

If you like what you heard,
remember, I'm a stowaway.

-[GRUNTS]
- Whoo-hoo!

"All you can eat"?
Sounds like a challenge.

Don't mind if I do.

- Little bit of this.
-[GRUNTS]

You know what?
I'm gonna take some of this
back to my room.

Oh, wait a minute.
I don't have a room.

- Huh?
- Because I'm a stowaway!

Whoo-hoo! Whoo-hoo!

I've done it!

The first stowaway to reach
the peak of
Mount Kilima Calorie Count.

[RUMBLING]

[SCREAMING]

[STAMMERING] Where did he go?

[MUFFLED YELLING]

[GASPS] What are you
trying to do?

Drown me
in the c*ck sauce?

I'm saucy enough as it is.

Maine lobster.
Secondary lobster?

Oh! [STAMMERS] Why thank you!

Can someone pass
the... [STAMMERS] Garlic salt?

Hey!

- A-ha!
- How dare you grab
a defenseless woman like that?

You coward.
You masher. You brute!

Oh, I... [STAMMERS]
Sorry, miss. I'm sorry.

But I thought you were someone
else because you have...
[STAMMERING] Duck lips.

I do? I need to get
a selfie of this!

- Get in here with me, big
boy.
-[CAMERA CLICKS]

DAFFY: Here I am,
stowing away on a cruise ship,

with my portly porter.

[GASPS] You... [STAMMERING]
Can't post that picture!

-[CAMERA CLICKS]
-[STAMMERING]

Stop! You can't post pictures
of you stowing away!

Oh, it's too late.
I already posted them
on my account

on stowaways.com.

[PORKY GASPS]

[SHRIEKING]

[STAMMERS] Oh my.

Whoo-hoo!

- One side, junior.
- Hey!

Stowaway coming through.

Whoo-hoo!

Uh, excuse me... [STAMMERING]

- Oh! One side, junior.
- Hey!

[EXCLAIMS]

[CREAKING]

Uh-oh.

Ugh, can we get maintenance
up here?

[CREAKING]

Trouble in paradise?
One side, junior.

[CRANKING]

[CREAKING]

[PORKY SCREAMING]

I'm a stowaway.

[PORKY SCREAMING]

[DINGING]

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

♪ How low can you go?
How low can you go? ♪

[CHEERING]

Porky, you're
the limbo champion.
I'm so proud of you.

You know, I taught him
everything he knows.

I'm sorry,
I don't recognize you.

Are you a passenger
on the ship,

or are you a stowaway?

Why, haven't you
been listening?

I, sir am a stow...

'Cause we throw stowaways
over the side of the ship.

[SLOWLY] ...away...

In that case, I'm a passenger.

A passenger, huh?
Let me see your ticket.

-[WIND BLOWS]
- Um, excuse me.

Hold on, I'm just
fabricating
a fake ticket.

Here is your ticket, sir.

Oh, jeezum-o-pete!

You really are a passenger.
In fact, you're a VIP.

I certainly am a VIP,

and I expect
to be treated as such.

Oh, for sure.

I hope that my room
has a spectacular view.

Oh yeah. The spectacularest.

DAFFY: Whoo-hoo! VIP, baby.

I'm the king of the world!

Whoo-hoo!

-[DAFFY IMITATING FOGHORN]
-[FOGHORN BLOWING]

This is Claudette.

I am approaching
the drop site.

I have stolen the flash drive.

-[LASER FIRES]
- Zut alors! The Hazmats.

GARY: Darn, I missed her.

BARRY: Come on, Gary.
Don't get down on yourself.

Remember what we learned
in that team-building seminar?

Keep it positive!

GARY: Ah, that was
a fun weekend.

[GASPS]

Your plan to capture me
is about to go up in smoke.

[WHIRRING]

GARY: Sure is hard
to see in all this smog.

BARRY: That's the idea, Gary.

[BRAKES SCREECHING]

BARRY: Phew, we made it.
Everything is going to be...

...okay.

They may get me,
but they'll never get
the flash drive.

Now, to hide it
in the seat compartment.

-[CAR APPROACHING]
- Oh, non!

BARRY: Anybody see
where she went?

GARY: Keep moving.
She can't have gone far.

JERRY: Hey, do we have time
to stop for a cappuccino?

GARY: Good call, Jerry. Yay!

[CHUCKLES]
Worked like a charm.

What the...

Chocolate mousse!
Where is my scooter? [GASPS]

Good call on renting
this scooter, Squeaks.

What a great way to see
the Italian countryside.

Uh-huh.

I must get that flash drive!

Time to resolve
this hairy situation

and run that rabbit
off the road!

- Uh-oh. One of them
crazy Italian drivers...
-[SCOOTER HONKING]

...is coming up the rear.
We'll pull over for a
minute.

I'll just signal
and let them pass.

[WHIRRING]

Chaise qui colle!

It's a shame folks can't take
time to enjoy the scenery.

[SCREAMING]

[DOORS CRASH]

Oh! That was a close one.

-[HORSE GALLOPING]
- Huh? Oh, non!

[DOORS CRASH]

Enough of this horsing around!

BARRY: I have a visual.

Wait a minute.
There's a rabbit
on the scooter.

Get that scooter!

HAZMAT: [OVER RADIO]
Copy that, Barry.
We're on it.

We were supposed to turn left
at the Mostachon factory.

At least, I think
that's what it says.

Maybe this scooter
has a GPS somewhere.

- Is this a GPS?
-[BEEPS]

Jean-Luc Picard!

- You've got to be kidding me
-[HELICOPTER APPROACHING]

[CLAUDETTE GRUNTS]

HAZMAT: Did you feel that?

LARRY: I think
it's an earthquake.

We're in a helicopter, Larry.

Right.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GRUNTS]

LARRY: Is it nap time?

HAZMAT: Not now, Larry.

You can't get rid of me
that easily, monsieur bunny.

- I just don't get this
bike.
-[BEEPING]

I mean, how many buttons
does one scooter need?

[WHIRRING]

I hate Mondays.

[WHIRRING]

[SINGING]

Listen Squeaks,
we may be in Italy,
but you ain't no opera
singer.

- Maybe there's something
on the radio.
-[BEEPS]

HAZMAT 1: Come on,
let's get this barricade
set up.

[BEEPS]

HAZMAT 1: So, how are Barbara
and the kids?

[GRUNTS]

HAZMAT 2: Kids are great.
Barbara is going back to work,
so that'll be a transition.

[WHOOSHING]

[SINGING]

Tell you what, Squeaks.
If I get you something to eat,
will you stop singing?

- Si.
- Great, let's get
some gelato.

Whoo-hoo!

[SQUEAKS CHITTERING]

No, gelato and ice cream
are different things.

HAZMAT: Claudette is moving
in on the scooter.
Let's get her!

[GRUNTS]

[HAZMATS EXCLAIM]

Well, if you want to get
technical, then yes,

gelato is the Italian word
for ice cream.

But there are
subtle differences.

-[HAZMATS GRUNTING]
-[SQUEAKS CHITTERING]

Well, gelato starts out
with a similar custard base
as ice cream

but has more milk,
and less cream and eggs.

-[CHITTERING]
- Right. Or no eggs at all.

[CHITTERING]

Well then, get ice cream
if you want a fluffier
frozen dessert.

But you are in Italy.

I mean, if you were gonna
try gelato, now is the time
and place to do it.

[EXHALES] Excuse me, sir.

Your rental time is over.

I'm here to pick up
the scooter.

Oh gee, time sure flies.

- Now where did I park it?
-[BEEPS]

Wow. Glad I got the insurance.

French onion soup!
The flash drive was in there!

-[GROANS]
- You mean this flash drive?

-[GASPS]
- I put it in my backpack
so it wouldn't get lost.

- Here you go.
-[LAUGHING]

Does this mean we don't
get our deposit back?

Mastermind, I have
the flash drive.

MASTERMIND: Show me
what you've got.

[BEEPING]

Feast your eyes, sir.

Here you will see the secret
plans that I have secured.

What is this?

I don't understand.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
It's... I...

MASTERMIND:
Then who has the plans?

- BOTH: Huh?
- What is this?

Oh, man!

We must have swapped
flash drives with that lady
back at the gelato stand.

Let me see
if I have the number
of that scooter shop.

-[BEEPING]
-[CHITTERING]

PEPE: [OVER EARPIECE]
Excellent work acquiring
the flash drive,

Agent Squeaks.

We have won the battle.

But I have a feeling the w*r,
she has just begun.

Agent Double Le Pew,
reporting for duty.

[TIRES SQUEALING]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]