02x02 - A Duck in the Penthouse/Tour De Bugs

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

[PORKY HUMMING]

Who would have guessed
that someday I'd be the
doorman of Hockwaugh Tower?

One of the fanciest buildings
in the...

- Porky!
- Ahhh! [GASPING] Yes, boss?

I've got a job for you.

We have a very important
tenant moving into the
penthouse today at 4:00 p.m.

Oh, I know. The movers
just delivered his things.

I need you to go upstairs and
make sure the penthouse is in
tip-top shape for his arrival.

Right away, boss. I'm on it.

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

[ELEVATOR DINGS]

Time's a-wastin'.
I gotta make sure
everything's perfect.

[DOOR UNLOCKS]

Ah. This place is spectacular.

This place is somethin' else.

Everything seems to be...
Okay.

I gotta get rid of that duck.

[WHISTLING]

Excuse me, Mr. Duck.
Sorry to bother you.

But I'm afraid I'm gonna
have to ask you to leave.

Oh. Am I not welcome here?

It's just that I have
a very important tenant
moving in today at 4:00 p.m.

Not a problem, bub.
I know some place
I can go right away.

Oh, that's excellent news.

Thanks for understanding,
Mr. Duck.

No, thank you.

Wow, what a nice duck.

Why you...

[VOCALIZING]

Someone put plates
in my bathtub.

- I wouldn't eat off of these.
-[PLATE SMASHING]

This is a private...
[STAMMERING]

You don't belong here.

Hey, buddy, don't get yourself
into a lather.

-[GRUNTS]
- Whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo!

[GASPS]
Mother, is that you?

- It is you, Mother.
-[MUNCHING]

- I'm sorry, but I gotta get
you outta here, Mr. Duck.
- Whoo!

[KNOCKING]

Not so fast, bub.

[GASPS] My keys!

Here you go, chum.
Psyche!

[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo,
whoo-hoo, whoo-hoo.

♪ Spin out the piggy

♪ He's a tornado of swine

♪ Spin out the piggy

-♪ 'Cause spinnin'
the piggy is... ♪
- Fine?

No. Falling.

-[SCREAMS]
-[PHONE RINGING]

-[PHONE BEEPS]
- Hello. Porky Pig speaking.

ELLIOT: Porky! That place
better be ready by 4:00
or you're fired!

Thanks for calling.

[THUD]

[STRAINING]

[PANTING]

[WHISTLING]

[GRUNTING]

[GROANS]

Wowzers, you look tired.
How about a nap?

- Whoo-hoo! Whoo!
-[GRUNTING]

If you're not careful,
you're gonna wet the bed.

- Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo.
- Ahhh!

-[GIGGLING] Whoo-hoo.
Whoo-hoo.
- That doesn't belong to you.

Give me that.

- Sure.
-[GASPS]

- And take this.
-[GRUNTS]

And this. And this.
And this. And this.

- And this. And this.
-[STRAINING]

Would you look at that.

You literally have every item
in this penthouse
in your arms right now.

Except for this antique,
diamond-studded,
feather duster.

Did you want
to take this, too?

- Do you wanna
take this from me?
-[GROANING]

- This antique...
-[GROANS]

- Diamond-studded...
- Ah...

- Soft little...
- Ah...

- Feather duster?
- Ah...

[STRAINING]

[SIGHS]

Wow. That was impressive.

I thought for sure
you were gonna...

-[SNEEZES]
- Ahh!

I think you dropped these.

-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- ELLIOT: Pig!

Open up! It's 4:00 p.m.

Don't tell anyone I was here.

ELLIOT: Pig! Open up now!

Hello.

- Porky, this here's the
new tenant of the penthouse.
-[GASPS]

If you don't mind,
would you give him the keys?

Thank you very much.

Oh my. These are so warm.

And this is your new...

[SHUDDERING]

This place is...

Perfect! Ooh!

I just love
what you've done here.

I do not know
where you came from,
but you have a gift.

[SCOFFS] Right.
Well, that's our Porky.

For as long as you live here,

Porky will be your own
personal valet. [CHUCKLES]

- For as long as I live?
- For as long as you live.

- Forever?
- Forever.

- Forever and ever?
- Forever and ever.

- And ever?
- And ever.

[BOTH ECHOING REPEATEDLY]
- And ever?
- And ever.

[SCREAMING]

You know, for a doorman,
he sure goes out
a lot of windows.

That's all, folks!

Thanks for comin' out today
and supportin' me
in this race, Squeaks.

I didn't expect you'd
wanna race, too.

Mmm-hmm. [SQUEAKING]

Keep that attitude and maybe
someday you'll be
a professional racer like me.

And you'll win
your own puce jersey.

Pace yourself, have fun,
and enjoy the scenery.

- Just take time to stop
and smell the...
- The roses.

Cecil.

Hello, Bugs. Nice day to, uh,
lose a race.

There's no way you're
beatin' me today.
Not with the XL 5000.

It's the most technologically
advanced bike on the market.

Was. Was the most
technologically advanced bike
until the XL 5001.

The XL 5001?
That hasn't even come out yet.

It's a prototype.
It comes out tomorrow.

Boo-yah.

I don't care how fancy
your bike is, Cecil.

You better be ready
for some severe hare loss.

ANNOUNCER:
Racers, to your marks.

[HORN BLOWS]

Whoa.

Take a look at my tail,
'cause this is all you're
gonna see in this race.

[GRUNTS]

Oops. I have the silly thing
in reverse.

[BEEPS]

[EXCLAIMS]

Don't forget to
stop and smell the roses.

Oh, man.
He's already ahead of me
and my legs are so tired.

[GASPS] Tired!

[STRAINING]

Whoo-hoo!

See you at the finish line.

Ah. This is
the only way to travel.

[SCREAMING]

Ow!

Ow!

Who puts a cactus
in the middle of the road?

Ow!

My foot. Ow!

My bike.

[SNIFFS]

[SIGHS]

That wolf in a turtle shell
isn't the only one with a few
tricks up his bicycle seat.

Hmm, where did I put
that rope?

- A-ha!
- Hmm.

Just can't get that tortoise,
huh, doc?

I got 'em this time.

I'm attachin' rockets
to my bike.

That snail won't know
what hit him.

Oh, that's some smarts.

But can I make a suggestion?

Oh, of course.

I'd tie yourself
onto that bike.

That way you won't get
separated from it.

Hey, that's a great idea.
Thanks.

[SNIFFS]

[SIGHS]

Good luck out there.
And don't forget
to stop and smell the roses.

All right. Thanks, Cecil.

Cecil!

[SCREAMS]

That's it.
No more Mr. Nice Bunny.

[TIRES SCREECHING]

So long, half-shell!
See you in New Rochelle...
[SCREAMING]

You know the goal of the race
is to finish, right?

What a burn.

[LAUGHING]

[SCREAMING]

[BLEATING]

Yeow!

[GRUNTING]

- Oh! Monster!
- Ah!

[SCREAMS]

Cecil, I'm not
out of this yet!

[SCREAMING]

[GIGGLING]

[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

Looks like I buried
my competition.

[RUMBLING]

BUGS: Don't forget to stop
and smell the roses!

Well, looks like I'd
better put it into high gear.

[YELPS]

I'm in the lead.
There's the finish line.

Hey, I'm gonna win!
I'm gonna win!

- CECIL: Not so fast.
- Huh?

If you're not the lead dog,
the view never changes.

-[GROWLS]
-[GASPS]

- You're gonna lose, turtle.
- I doubt it.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

- Cecil, this is your fault.
- My fault?

- This is your...
-[HUMMING]

ANNOUNCER:
Ladies and gentlemen,

the winner of this year's
Tour de Forest,

and the coveted puce jersey,
is Squeaks!

Huh?
[LAUGHS]

ANNOUNCER:
He is literally going over
to the side of the road

- and stopping to smell the...
-[SNIFFING]

BOTH: Don't say it.
Don't say it!