01x51 - Gorky Pork/Hard Hat Hare

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down a rabbit hole

♪ Where we going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

I can't wait to kick back
with my tablet,

and zone out with some
music and movies.

Hmm.

That's funny.
I don't remember
leaving the door open.

Hello?

Oh, no, has someone
been in here?

What's missing?

What's out of place? Oh!

Ahhh! My tablet!

It's gone!

[SCREAMING] No!

I have been robbed, robbed!
[SIGHS]

Without that tablet,
my life has no meaning.

[KNOCK ON DOOR]

Good afternoon,
Mr. Bunny.

[STAMMERING] Detective
Porky Pig, Metropolitan
Police Department.

Oh, thank goodness!
Someone alerted
you to the robbery?

No, I'm here,
because we had reports

of a crazy rabbit
screaming out his window.

You'd be crazy, too,
if you found out your

sole source of pleasure
in the world was stolen.

They stole
your slop bucket?

No, my tablet.
I can't live without it!

Calm down, Mr. Bunny.

So, where was the last place
you had it?

Over there,
on the stump table.

It looks like your tablet
has been deleted.

-[ROCK GUITAR RIFF PLAYS]
-♪ Ahhh! ♪

Why are you screaming?

- You're standing on my foot.
- Oh, sorry.

The first thing we need to do,
is recreate the crime scene
by taking some pictures.

- Hmm.
-[CAMERA CLICKS]

- Uh-huh. Hmm.
-[CAMERA CLICKS]

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Porky? Do you mind
if we hurry this along?

[CAMERA CLICKING]

Come on.
Throw some glitter there!

Here. Take this.
Check out this evidence.

Come on.
We got to recreate this scene.

Then the giant monster
attacks...

Stand me up, Porky!

That fella's
about to crush me.

Oh, man, oh, man.
This stop-motion animation
is ridiculously difficult.

I thought you wanted
to find your tablet.

Oh, yeah. That's right.
So, what are we doing here?

The criminal's got to be
somewhere out there.

Mr. Bunny...

Look at that gooseberry bush.

I see it, too.
But don't jump to conclusions.

Follow my...
[STAMMERS]

Do what I do.

[GROANS]

[PANTING] Forward roll...

[GRUNTING]

- There you go.
- Over the car.

-[PANTING]
- You dropped your badge
back there on that last roll.

Shh! [WHISPERING]
Stop messing around.

If that is the perp,
then we need
to box him in.

Let's split up.

That way we can take
him from either side.

Here, use this radio
to communicate,

and remember,
[STAMMERS]
follow my lead.

You see anything?

Negative.
Wait. I see someone.

Don't be too hasty.

He's making a run for it.
I'm going in.

He's going out of protocol...

- He's running
right towards me.
- Mr. Bunny!

-[BOTH SCREAM]
- There's the perp!

[STRAINING]

Now, look, Mr. Bunny,

he may not have
taken your tablet.

Oh, he took my tablet,
all right.

Then we need a confession.

And how do we get that?

You interrog... [STAMMERS]

You ask him.

Did you take my tablet?

Not confessing.
What do we do now?

The perps usually spill
their guts to someone,
who's being nice to them.

At HQ we call it
the good cop, bad cop routine.

- What do I do?
- You be the good cop.

That means, you know,
be his best friend.

I will be the bad cop.
The guy that he doesn't like.

It won't take too long,
before he sings like...

[STAMMERS]
Tells you everything
you want to know.

All right, Mr. Squirrel,
tell us what we want...

Don't you talk
to him like that!
He's just a little squirrel.

There, there.

[WHISPERS] What are you doing?

I am being the good cop.
You told me to be his friend,

and I'm sticking
up for my friend.

- You are being
a little too good.
- Look, I got an idea.

Let's try some other ones.
Let's be good cop, sad cop.

Tell me, how do
I mend a broken heart?

- Too much?
- I'd say so.

Good cop, zombie cop.
Must eat brain.

Good cop
and marching band cop.

[PLAYING MARCHING BAND MUSIC]

Good cop, tire salesman cop!

Uh, how about
something in a...

[STAMMERS] Whitewall?

Good cop,
late night talk show
guest cop.

Ten plates, folks.

Good cop, ticklish cop.

-[LAUGHING]
- Talk.

Tell me what I want to know.

Good cop, snake charmer cop.

[PLAYING FLUTE]

[STAMMERS]
Good cop, barrel roll cop!

BUGS: Good cop, surfer cop.

[BOTH YELLING]

Good cop, wet seltzer cop.

- Good cop, wonky pinata cop.
- What?

No, thank you, good cop.

-[KNOCK ON DOOR]
- Knock-knock cop?

Squeaks?

What are you doing here?

[SQUEAKING]

What do you mean
you borrowed my tablet?

[SQUEAKING]

What do you mean
you left a note?

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

I guess my tablet
wasn't stolen after all.

I tried to warn you,
Mr. Bunny.

You falsely accused
that squirrel.

And now you need to make am...
[STAMMERS] Make it right.
What do you say, Mr. Squirrel?

How can we make it up to you?

No, not my tablet!

Sorry, Mr. Bunny.
It's only fair.

[CHEERING]

When it comes to
solving crimes,

I sure know how
to bring home the bacon.

-[ROCK GUITAR RIFF PLAYS]
-♪ Ahhh! ♪

What? I'm not standing
on your foot this time.

I just thought that pun
was ham-fisted.

[SQUEAKING]

[GRUNTS]

[MUNCHING]

Ah! What a perfectly clear day
to open up the place
and air everything out.

What in tarnation?

Yee-haw!
Yeah, yeah! Whoo-hoo!

You're in my way,
you long-eared varmint.

What do you think
you are doing, Mac?
This is my home.

Not anymore, it ain't.
Now, it's the site
of a new superhighway.

But, Doc, tons of animals
live here in the forest.

You can't just build
a superhighway here.

Yes, I can.

This here permit gives
me the authority
to destroy the forest

- and build a fancy new
superhighway.
- Let me see that.

"Mumble, mumble,
destroy the houses...

"Mumble, mumble,
superhighway...

"Signed, Yosemite Sam."

You can't sign
your own permit.

Too late, I already did.
I'm afraid it's my way,
or the highway.

Which, in this case,
is the same thing.

Now, get out of here
before you get hurt, rabbit.

I've been accident-free
for 99 days.

And if I make it
to 5:00 today,

that number will be 100,
and I get a pizza party.

And I don't need no wiseacre
know-it-alls hanging around,
and throwing off the numbers.

Ahhh!

[LAUGHS]
Well, I won't be seeing
that rabbit for a while.

I got a delivery here
of Highway Headbanger Posts.

Headbanger Posts?
Never heard of them.
Take them back.

Okay.

- Wait, what did you say?
- Headbanger Posts.

- You can't build a highway
without Headbanger Posts.
-[GROANING]

Is this your first highway?
Please tell me this isn't
your first highway.

It's my first highway.

Oh, boy. He's amateur.

[GROANS]
Hold up, it just hit me.

Headbanger Posts.
Imma definitely going
to need those.

Okay.
Where do you want them?

In here or there?

-[GROANING]
- Here or there?

Or you think over there
would be better?

[BABBLES] Just put them down!

Whatever you say, Mac.

Ow! My tootsies!
[GROANING]

Here's your delivery of tacks.

Ow! My other tootsies!
[GROANING]

- And a rake.
-[GROANS]

[TSKS] What a shame.

No, no, no. I'm okay.
That was no accident.

Are you sure?
Because it looked
like an accident.

A whole series of them,
actually.

No, no accident.

I'm...

Fine.

I'm fine.

So, if I get to mile 30 by...

[LOUD DRILLING]

Oh, what is it now?

Hey, off that jackhammer...

[INAUDIBLE]

...supposed to be building...

[INAUDIBLE] ...not wrecking...

[INAUDIBLE]

Yosemite Sam...
[INAUDIBLE]
...is a big...

[INAUDIBLE] ...forest, baby!
[INAUDIBLE]

...who loves... [INAUDIBLE]

...crying out loud!
[INAUDIBLE]

Just give me that thing,
you ding-dang jackalope.

Can't hear a word I'm saying
'cause you keep turning
this jackhammer on.

- What do you mean?
- Here, I'll show you.

-[DRILLING]
-[BABBLING]

He is right.
I can't hear a word
he's saying.

Oh, get back here, rabbit!

BUGS: Whee!

[LAUGHS]
Dumb bunny doesn't realize
I gots myself an escalator.

Uh, no, I mean an elcavator.

Oh, I gots me a giant shovel.

[LAUGHS] You can dig,
but you can't hide!

Imma going
to find you, rabbit.

Hey, there.

Yoo-hoo! I'm over here!

Now, I'm over here!

I'm over here!

Here! Here! Here!

SAM: That was close!

[ENGINE SPUTTERS]

SAM: Don't you dare, rabbit.
Pizza party.

I got to get that rabbit
out of here, or I'll never
get this job done.

Come on, Sam.
Use your noodle.

You gots to figure
out a way to outsmart him.

I got it!

I'll trick that rabbit
into sitting underneath
this here pile driver.

Once he does,
I'll flip the switch...

And crush him.
[LAUGHS] Yee-haw!

The Carrot Garden
is now open for business!

Hmm. A new carrot-themed
restaurant.

Please, have a seat.
Here's your menu.

I'll give you a few moments
to look it over.

Pardonnez-moi,
is this carrot fricassee
vegetarian?

It certainly is.

Time to get this show
on the road.

BUGS: Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait!

Might I exchange
the Carrots Au Gratin

for a bowl of the carrot soup?

Well, there is a $2 up-charge.

Pile driver time!

BUGS: I'm ready to order!

[GROANS]

- What would you like?
- I'd like to have the carrots
and ice cream.

Carrots and ice cream?
What's that?

It's chocolate ice cream,
sprinkled with caramel-infused
carrots,

resting on a layer
of hot fudge,

and topped off
with a dollop
of whipped cream.

Hot fudge caramel
whipped cream?

Well, that sounds delicious!

I want it. I want it!
I want it!

Out of my way, rabbit!

I'd like an order
of the carrots and ice cream.

Of course, sir.
Sit right here, and I'll go
prepare it for you.

And don't skimp
on the hot fudge.

Make sure you pile it on
real thick.

As you wish.

Can't wait for my caramel...

[GROANING]

That dish had
a real impact on me.

Wait a minute, Doc.
It's 5:00.

You made it to
the end of the day!

Whoo-hoo!
A hundred days
accident-free.

I did it!

I'll be right back
with your pizza party.

[CROWD CHEERING]

Balloons. Adoration.
This is even nicer
than I expected.

I wonder where the pizza is?

-[GROANS]
-[CROWD GROANS IN DISMAY]

Sam worked so hard today
I figured I'd give him one...

For the road!

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]