01x48 - Wet Feet/There's a Soccer Born Every Minute

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

Is it time to play yet, Lady?

No.

[GROANING HESITANTLY]

[EXCLAIMING]
Lady, save me! I'm drowning.

Help me, Lady!
Now my belly is drowning.

Come on, buddy. Just stand up.

The water's only
five inches deep.

Huh?

[EXCLAIMS] I'm still drowning.

I don't want to go out
like this!

Okay, okay, just take my hand.

[SIGHS] Lady, you saved me!

- Do you not know
how to swim?
- No.

I'm afraid of water.
Actually, I'm afraid of
what's in the water.

Fish give me
the heebie-jeebies.

Uh, so how do you stay
so clean?

Easy!

♪ Fingers, elbows
knees and toes

♪ Lick your arms
and lick your nose

♪ Make sure all your front
is done

♪ Turn around and
lick your... ♪

Stop! Please, stop!

Bigfoot, I'm gonna help you
get over your fear of water
and teach you how to swim.

And please, never do that
in front of me again.

Okay, so the first step
is to get you in the water.

[WHINING]

Come on, buddy.
Water can be fun.

Water can be great!
See, it's not scary.

It actually feels pretty good,
don't you think?

Yeah, you're right!

Told ya! Now, you splash me.

That wasn't anything.
Come on, splash me.

You can do better than that.
Come on, really splash me.

[BUGS SCREAMING]

Hey, actually,
this ain't half bad.

[GRUNTS]

Would it be possible to get
my dressing on the side?

[THUD]

Okay, now that we got you
in the water,

you need to learn
to put your head under.

Like this.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Okay.

[INHALES DEEPLY]

[GIGGLING]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMING]

[BUGS SCREAMING]

Get it off, get it off,
get it off!
Bad fish, bad!

[BUGS GROANING]

[BUGS SIGHS]

Now, it's time
to master the simple art
of floating on your back.

It's all about relaxation.

- So, just lean back.
-[GASPING]

I got you, Bigfoot.

Hey, this is easy!

[GASPS]

Okay, so just relax.

Let go of your tensions.
Just allow yourself
to be carried away

by the soothing motion
of the water.

Focus on the gentle flutter
of the dragonfly wings.

Listen to the songs
of the birds,

and the shimmer of the wind
through the Chachagua trees.

Feel the fish gently swim by.

You're completely relaxed.

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

[BABBLING] Gross fish!

[BUGS STRAINING]

Now that we've covered
the fundamentals,

let's put 'em together
and swim!

Let's start with
the dog paddle, like this.

See? Now you try.

Bark, bark, bark, bark!

Bigfoot, what are you doing?

Oh, I'm barking
because it's a doggie paddle.

You don't have to bark
when you do it.

It's just called
the dog paddle.

But I can bark like a doggie!

I like doing it.

Just stay focused.

Whee!

Bark, bark, bark!

[HOWLING]

[GROWLING]

-[PANTING]
-[CHUCKLES]

Ah, who am I kidding?

He's pretty cute
when he's having fun.

-[GASPS]
-[DOGS BARKING]

Bigfoot, you were barking
the mating call of
the Alsatian Wolfhound.

[GASPS] No!

Huh. Must be an all-swim.

Those doggies
sure do like to paddle.

[PANTING]

Bigfoot, I think
we ought to call it a day.

We can pick this up tomorrow,
if you like.

Actually, I don't think
the water is for me.

I'm gonna sit up
on that mountain up there,

and get as far away
from water as I can.

Oh, man! I didn't mean
to discourage him,

but he's gotta want to swim,
if he's gonna learn
how to do it.

A-ha! Yes.

BUGS: [YELLING] Help, help!
I'm drowning!

[GASPS] It's Lady!

BUGS: Someone big and hairy,
save me!

I'm coming, Lady!

[BARKING]

Help, help!

Hmm. I thought
Bigfoot would be here by now.

Wait a second, here he is!

Uh-oh!

[GASPS]

Fish!

Help me!

Lady!

[GROANING]

You think you can hurt Lady?
No way. Not on my watch!

[CHOKING] Help me!

Hey, Lady!

Aw, you did it, Bigfoot.

You used your newly-discovered
water skills to save me.

Hey, you're right!
I'm not afraid
of the fish anymore, either.

Now I no longer need
to take baths like this.

Yeah, exactly.

You don't have to
do that anymore.

-[BIGFOOT SLURPING]
-Ugh! Stop!

COMMENTATOR 1: Welcome
to the Grande Internacional
Soccer Bowl!

Well, here I am.

Hey, just a minute.

This don't look like the
Juarez River Festival to me.

Okay, GPS. Where am I?

GPS: You have reached
your destination.

Ah, doggone GPS!

[BEEPS]

Yikes!

-[WHIMPERS]
- COMMENTATOR 2: Gol!

[GASPING]

Gol!

COMMENTATOR 1: The red team
continues their attack with
yet another goal,

making the score 15-0!

Crush 'em, smash 'em,
eviscerate 'em, destroy 'em!

-[MAN CLAPPING]
- Hmm?

Good try, fellas.
Keep up the hustle!

Eh, pardon me, Doc,
but could you...

[YELPS]

Hey, I was talking over here!

[LAUGHING]

[IMITATING DOG]

[IMITATING CAT]

Clearly, I'm not
where I'm supposed to be.

Just keep walking.
Don't get in the middle
of what ain't your business.

[WHISTLE BLOWING]

You can't touch the ball
with your hands.

So you can't touch it
with your hands, huh?

Well, how about
your feet or ears?

How about your tail?

Or your nose?

[CHUCKLES] Hello, gentlemen.

[YELPING]

The field is for players only.

Now, get out of here!

Hmm. But it seems the red team
could use a lesson

in sportsmanship.

[ALL SHUDDERING]

[GROANS]

What do I gotta do
to join the blue team, huh?

You actually wanna play
for us?

Yeah.

-[THUD]
-[GROANING]

Here!

Welcome aboard!

It seems as though
there's a new player
for the blue team.

A Bugs Bunny!

[YELLING] Bugs!

[GASPS]

Hey, guys,
the ball's over here.

COMMENTATOR 1:
Oh, the red team seems
to be scuffling with itself.

The dust clears, and...

Huh?

Bugs Bunny scores!

[YELLING] Gol! Coffee!
Microphone!

You won't get by me,
rabbit!

-[GRUNTS]
- Bring it on!

[GASPS]

[YELLING] Gol!

All right, new game plan.
Stop that rabbit!

Do you hear me?
Stop that rabbit!

[GRUNTS]

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

No good!
ill*gal use of bicycle!

What are you talking about?
That was legit.

Yellow card!

Sorry. Two aces. I win!

- What?
- I'll tell you what, Doc.

I'll flip you for it!

COMMENTATOR 1: The ref
clearly didn't like that!

And now the red team
with a direct kick!

Hey, guys, excuse me.
I can't see here.

Just get out of the way!

COMMENTATOR 1: The keeper is
tidying up his wall a bit.

Move it!

Hey, fellas,
how come you're all
covering up...

[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
Oh, that's why!

Oh, right in the bread basket.

Bugs' defense
has fired the ball
back toward the red team,

ricocheting off
several players before...

Oh, my goodness!

Gol!

Unbelievable! Bugs Bunny
has tied the game.

[YELLING]
I'm going to the bathroom!

You don't have to announce
everything you say,
Bartolome.

BARTOLOME: [YELLING]
Good to know!

[TOILET FLUSHING]

Okay, Coach, tell us what we
gotta do to win this thing.

I dunno. We've never scored
a goal before.

Okay, g*ng, I got this.

These guys won't be able to
stop us if we play as a team.

Now, I'll pass the ball and
make sure we all get a chance

to show 'em what we can do.

Sound good?

[CRICKETS CHIRPING]

All right. Now,
let's win this thing.

[INDISTINCT MUTTERING]

COMMENTATOR 1: Bugs Bunny
begins with the ball
and he's swarmed by defenders!

An accidental header
keeps the ball in play.

The blue team is actually
moving the ball.

What a move!

Time for the old
turning side-winder!

COMMENTATOR 1: The keeper
looks baffled!

[GRUNTING]

-[BLOWS]
- COMMENTATOR 2: Gol!

[HORN BLOWS]

COMMENTATOR 1: The blue team
has done it!

Hey, fellas,
don't look so sad.

You played your best.
You played a real good match!

Hmm?

- Better luck next time.
- Thanks.

Here.

Well, would you look at that!
We're both skins underneath!

This is a real honor!

- It looks great on me.
-[FABRIC RIPPING]

Yours looks pretty good, too.

What are you doing?

This rabbit is your enemy!

You're never going to be
a winner,

unless you get rid of
every obstacle in your way.

[SCREAMING]

[GRUNTING]

We got rid of that obstacle,
but that was the...

[IMITATING BARTOLOME] Gol!

[BUGS CHUCKLING]

[MEN VOCALIZING]