01x47 - Quiet the Undertaking/Bugs Bunny?

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

Ah, nothing like an
evening hike to burn off

the carrot cake
I ate for dessert.

It sure is a beautiful view
and I'm only halfway up.

Man, I'm going to need
some incentive
to make it to the top.

[GROWLING]

Yeah, you'll do.

So, uh, what brings you out
this fine evening?

Oh, that.
Yikes!

Halt. That will be $8.

Keep the change.

Halt. That will be...

Oh, annual pass holder.
Well, go right ahead.

-[BEEPING]
- Come on.
You're an annual pass holder.

You know the rules.

You have to leave
that out here.

[GRUMBLING]

- And your keys.
-[BEEPING]

[GRUMBLING]

[PANTING]

[GROWLING]

Well...
Oh, my, look at the time.

I need to close up
for the night.

[GRUNTS]

Whoa! Open up!

Huh?

[GROANING]

Hmm. That goth fella
left his sickle out here.

Well, I'll put it
in the lost and found,
when I open up in the morning.

[PANTING]

[ROARS]

Open up!

[GASPS] I'm locked in here
with the Grim Rabbit.

[WAILING]

[GRIM GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

-[GRIM GRUNTING]
-[BUGS GASPING]

Huh?

[GROANS]

Wait, listen to me.

You and me,
we're stuck here together
the rest of the night, right?

Shouldn't we at least
try to get along?

[GRUMBLES]

I mean, you don't even
have your sickle with you.

[GROANS ANGRILY]

So, what do you say
we make the best of it
and be pals?

[GRUNTING]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Finally

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah

♪ I can see

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah

♪ The best friend standing
right in front of me

♪ Yeah

♪ We have been

♪ Ah-ah-ah-ah

♪ Through thick
and through thin

♪ It's high time now
we see we're family

♪ Yeah

♪ Together

♪ Forever

♪ Growing, maturing
and laughing and learning

♪ The good times
will never end

♪ I really mean it

♪ The good times
will never end

♪ Time's almost over

♪ The good times
will never end

♪ They're done! ♪

[GROWLING]

-[PANTING]
-[GROWLING]

[YELPING]

MAN: [OVER PA]
The Sun is the center
of our Solar System.

[LAUGHING]

[GRIM EXCLAIMING]

And so, the world turns.

[ROARING]

I knew this relationship
wouldn't last.

May-December relationships
rarely do.

So heavy.
Must escape.

Hot, hot, hot!

[SHIVERING] Cold!

Hmm. What gives?
Nothing's happening.

[GRUNTS]

Oh, yeah, that's right.
Pluto's not a planet anymore.

-[ROARING]
-[SHRIEKING]

Ah, the Foucault pendulum!

This little beauty proves
that the Earth
is constantly revolving.

Why don't you
take it for a spin?

[GRUNTS]

-[GROWLS]
-[SCREAMING]

[INCOHERENT GRUMBLING]

[LAUGHING]

- Huh? A-ha!
-[GROWLING]

Wait. Stop.
Look, a distant galaxy!

The Big Dipper, Orion!

And look, a sh**ting star!

[GROWLING]

Hmm. How cool!
A telescope.

Hey, Carl, think fast.

[GRUNTS]

[GRUMBLING]

Ha-ha!

Ow!

Ha! Got ya, Carl!

Carl, where'd you go?

[GRUMBLING]

There you are!

[BELLS CHIMING]

MAN: [OVER PA]
The observatory
is now open.

Maybe we should try
a really, really, really
long distance relationship.

[YELLING]

Out of sight, out of mind.

And that guy is definitely
out of his mind.

Huh?

Uh, there's something wrong
with your telescope.

Hmm. Better have a look-see.

What the Sam!

[YELLING IN GIBBERISH]

♪ I am a rabbit

♪ Oh, yes, a rabbit

♪ Oh, yes, a rabbit

♪ I am a rabbit

♪ And a rabbit's what I am ♪

Huh?

Hot dog! Other rabbits!

I've never seen other rabbits
in the forest before.

Ain't we rabbits
just adorable?

"We rabbits"?
Oh, I don't think so.

What are you?

I'm a rabbit, same as you.

You, a rabbit?

Oh, you don't look
anything like us.

I am a rabbit.

See, long ears, fluffy tail,

and it says so
on my driver's license.

Rabbits don't have
driver's licenses

because they don't drive!

What do I have to do
to prove to you guys
that I'm a rabbit?

If you're a rabbit,
you'll have no trouble
passing the rabbit test.

Is it multiple choice
or essay?

I hope it's multiple choice
because my hand cramps up
when I write too much.

It's not a written test.
Follow us!

Man,
I hope Professor Crabbytail
grades on a curve.

The first test
is to steal a carrot
from the Carrot-maker.

You mean, the farmer?

No, the Carrot-maker.

-[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
- What, what are you doing?

You should always stretch
before you run.

Rabbits don't stretch!

Oh, just go get the carrots.

Not a problem.

Get a carrot...
How is this a test?

Uh, what's up, Doc?

Get out of my carrot patch,
rabbit!

Rabbit? Oh, thank goodness!

Did you hear that, guys?

The Carrot-maker
called me a rabbit!

Why did they all take off
like that?

[LAUGHING NERVOUSLY]

-[ROARS]
-[YELPS]

Rabbit! Now, where did he go?

Never talk to a Carrot-maker.

[CHUCKLES]
What's up, Doc?

What's with the
"What's up, Doc?" stuff?

It's kinda like
my catchphrase.

Well, guess what's up, Doc?

You just failed
the first test.

But, Doc, I am a rabbit.

If you're a real rabbit,
dig us a den.

No worries.

[DRILLING]

[BANGING]

[ALL GASPING]

All ready for
the housewarming party.

Feast your eyes
on this bad boy!

Three bedroom, two bath,
mid-century,
ranch-style layout,

with brand new linoleum
and a state-of-the-art
security system.

This isn't a den.

I mean, the security
system is nice,

but it's an outdated condo!

I'm sorry. I just don't think
you're a real rabbit.

We are out of here!

Wait, Doc.

Until today, I thought
I was the only rabbit around.

Just give me another chance
to prove it to you.

[SIGHING] Oh, all right.

If you're a real rabbit,

you should have no problem
bunking down with us

for the night.

All right, everyone,
cuddle up!

Oh, except, not a lot of
elbow room here, guys.

[SNORING]

Uh-uh-uh!
I thought you were a rabbit.

I am, Doc.

Rabbits sleep
with our peepers wide open.

You're being sarcastic,
right, Doc?

Do I look like
I'm being sarcastic?

[RABBITS SNORING]

No, I'm not!

Rabbits sleep
with their eyes open.

In fact,
I am sleeping right now.

- Go to sleep!
- Well, I'll be.

I didn't know I had been
sleeping the wrong way,

all this time.

Must keep eyes open!

Rise and shine, chaps!

I did it!

It's time to head
to the field

and sun ourselves
all day long.

Maybe I could catch a nap.

Where do you think
you're going?

What? I kept my eyes
open all night.

Doesn't that mean
I pass the test?

That wasn't the test.
That was just, uh, sleep.

Your test is to stay here
and clean the warren.

Okay, but I'm not going
to enjoy this.

- What are you doing?
-[SCRUBBING]

I'm cleaning Warren.

No! No, not Warren.
The warren. Our burrow!

Well, that's a little
confusing

with this guy
having the same name.

Tell me about it.

Just get to it!

And if our holes
aren't spit-spot
when we return,

I wouldn't want to be you.

Just finished, Doc.

I cleaned the whole warren.

Well, it looks like you
actually did a nice job.

Perhaps I was wrong about you.

Where's all the tall grass
that was in this hole?

Oh, yeah.
That was the dirtiest.
I threw it all away.

That was our entire
food supply for the winter.

Look, I didn't know.
I'll make it up to you.

I'll get more grass.
It's all over the forest.

All we want you to do
is leave.

As a rabbit, you are hopeless.

You don't hop.
You walk on those
skinny, little legs.

Your eyes are too big,
your ears are too goofy.

You don't even know
what a Carrot-maker is.

You, sir, are not a rabbit.

Now, get out of here,
whatever you are!

Okay, Doc.
I know when I'm not wanted.

So long, Warren.
I'll miss you most of all.

Excusez-moi.
You are a rabbit, no?

No, I'm not a rabbit.
I walk on two legs.

I can't hop. I called the
Carrot-maker a farmer.

I'm not a rabbit.

If you're looking for rabbits,
they're that way.

Say "hi" to Warren for me.

Merci!

Rabbit pudding
will be so perfect
for the big event tonight.

-[SECURITY ALARM RINGING]
- WOMAN: [KNOCKING] Let me in!

Say what you want,

but that rabbit turned out
to be our savior.

He is not a rabbit!

[MEN VOCALIZING]