01x42 - The Grand Barbari-yon/Giant Rabbit Hunters

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

Here we are, Squeaks,
the Grand Canyon.

It took 18 days to get here,
but it only felt like 17.

[MUMBLES]

- Your legs are asleep?
- Hmm, yep.

Well, maybe the next time
you could help me dig,

rather than napping
the entire way.

- Check out
this magnificent vista.
-[YAWNING]

BUGS: Look at
those soaring cliffs.

Those majestic mountains.

Look at this filthy beard,
and these flaring nostrils.

Rabbit, you didn't knock.

Why are you bothering me
in my hole?

Your hole?
This ain't your hole, doc.

This is the Grand Canyon.

Not anymore!
Now it's the Barbarian's hole!

I claim everything
you see as my own.

Give me a break, doc.

I don't give!

I take!
Now take off!

[BUGS AND SQUEAKS SCREAMING]

[BOTH GROANING]

What?

That Barbarian thinks
he can just take over
the Grand Canyon?

Not on my watch.

- Ah, perfect.
-[DOORBELL RINGS]

Isn't that how it always goes?

- You just get comfortable.
-[RINGING CONTINUES]

[GRUNTS] Coming!

- Hold your polar bears!
-[DOORBELL CONTINUES]

-[BARBARIAN GROANS]
- O-M-G!

Look at this kitchen,
look at this living space.

Who did your decorating?
Early australopithecus?

- It needs updating.
- Who are you?

Your interior decorator.
Now here's what I see.

We tear out these bushes and
lay down some hardwood floors,

and here we build a deck
for entertaining.

- This obviously has to go.
- Ow!

- And this pebble
will never do.
- Wait!

[STRAINING]
Load-bearing pebble.

[GROANING]

BUGS: Hold the phone!

Why is that boulder there?

That's my couch!

You can't put a couch there.

What? Oh!

It throws off the energy
of the entire room!

Haven't you ever
heard of feng shui?

[GRUNTS] What should I do?

Move the boulder, dum-dum.

[STRUGGLING]

Actually, try it over there.

[GRUNTS]

Hmm, a touch further back,
a little to the right.

- Higher. Higher. Stop!
-[BARBARIAN GRUNTING]

Right there! That's perfect!

-[STRUGGLING]
- Hold it right there!

-[CRASHES]
- Mmm, well, you lost it.

Well, you could've done it
the easy way,

but instead
he did it the feng shui.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[GRUNTING] Rabbit!

[BOTH GASP]

[MILD GRUNTING]

Come on, you dumb bear!
After them!

[BUGS AND SQUEAKS GRUNTING]

Oh, Barbie!
I'd be careful if I were you.

One misstep and
you'll fall into the chasm.

You don't know me
very well, rabbit.

What I do know is
that's a very thin bridge
of pebbles and stone,

and it'll never carry
your bear's weight.

Already thought
of that, genius!

That's why I'm going
to carry him across.

And it's pronounced chasm,
not chasm, smart guy!

Well, in that case,
it's not pronounced
pebbles and stone.

It's pronounced
pebble sandstone.

[BLOWING]

What? Oh, me and my big mouth.

-[SCREAMING]
- Bye!

[CONTINUES SCREAMING]

[GROANS AND YELPS]

What a bungle brain.

What a muttonhead.

You!

-[GRUNTS]
- What an entrance!

Yikes! Oh!

Ow!

- Whoa!
-[WOOD SHATTERING]

[GRUNTS] All set?

Okay, so one
Grand Canyon teddy,

a Grand Canyon ball cap,
a Grand Canyon backscratcher.

One hand woven
Grand Canyon rug.

A Grand Canyon keychain,
Grand Canyon magnets,
mugs, medallions.

And one year-long membership
to the Grand Canyon
Archival Society

to make you
a genuine card-carrying,

Grand Canyon
librarian barbarian.

That'd be $911.12.

Huh? What do you mean
you need credit card?

All right,
but this is the last time.

I'm not made of money,
you know? [SCREAMS]

[FREE FALLING]

[YELPS]

[GRUNTS]

Hey, bub.
Is this here your hole?

- Yes, why?
- That wall you got over
there is a zoning violation.

Knock it down
or else I'll have to slap you
with a $10,000 fine.

[STRUGGLING]
That wall over there, huh?

Not a problem.
I never really liked it there.

It throws off the energy
of the place.
[CHUCKLES]

Have you ever
heard of sheng fui?

Hmm, no.

[GRUNTING]

Hey! It's also a $10,000
penalty for watering
without a permit.

Yeah!

Uh...

Oh, boy!

[WATER GUSHING]

[BUGS HUMMING]

Whoo-hoo-hoo!

[GASPING]

It's a $15,000 fine for
swimming in a newly declared
fishing zone.

Help! Help! But I'm drowning!

Well, I hope
you have life insurance,

otherwise it's another $10,000.

What? Okay! Here!

And an additional charge for
paying in a foreign currency.

Wait a second.

Rabbit!

-[TOILET FLUSHING]
- I always wondered
what that was for.

[SCREAMING]

Pee-yew! I wouldn't
go in there
if I were you.

Well, Squeaks, here it is.

The Grand Canyon!

[EAGLE SCREAMING DISTANTLY]

- Meh.
- What do you mean "meh?"

[HUMMING]

Nothing more peaceful
than grooming my bonsai tree.

I find by stunting its growth
and pruning its leaves,

it brings me closer to nature.

-[HUMMING]
-[THUDS]

-[LOUD THUD]
- Yikes.

-[LOUD THUD]
-[GROANS] Hey, Bigfoot.

How did you know
it was me, Lady?

Took a lucky guess.

"I took a lucky guess."

Bigfoot, what are you doing?

I'm being you, listen,

"Bigfoot, don't eat
the computer.

"Bigfoot, don't sit
on the birds.

"Bigfoot, don't you have
a home to go to?"

That doesn't sound
anything like me.

Yes, it does.

"Not now, Bigfoot, I'm busy."

I've never said
that in my life.

Great, then
you wanna play
a game?

Not now, Bigfoot, I'm busy.

[THUDS]

You know what, yes,
let's play a game.

It's called,
"Go juggle, porcupines."

I love that game!

Sheesh.

Hey! I heard
something over here.

Everyone, keep it down.

[BEEPING]

- We don't want to scare it.
- Smaller than expected.

I don't wear gloves.

Hey, there is such a thing
as personal space.

-[ALL GASPING]
- A talking rabbit.

I would never
have believed it.

This rabbit is extraordinary.

Think of how rich we will be!

Book deals,
talk shows, licensing.

We can even make
a cartoon about him.

He's perfect.

Eh, I've seen better.

Who are you guys?

We are hunters
of the extraordinary!

We're Extraordinary Hunters!

Not from where I'm standing.

We've heard stories
about a cunning,
talking rabbit,

who's outwitted
many an adversary.

I know him. He's in that
creepy cave over there,
go get him.

[LIONS SNARLING]

Well, let's get him!

No, Dale, he is the one.

[CHUCKLING] Nice try!

You must come with us.

No, thanks,
I'm fine where I am.

I'm actually in the middle
of enjoying an afternoon
of peace and solitude.

So why don't you all
just run along?

BIGFOOT: Hey, Lady!

I could only find
one porcupine.

What is that?

A giant rabbit!

How extraordinary!

Chase him into the forest,
so all of you get as far away
from me as you can.

Okay, let's bring him in safe,
we don't want to hurt him.

It's naptime.

[SLEEPING DARTS FIRING]

[GRUNTING]

[GIGGLING] Now back at you!

[BOTH YELLING]

[GROANING]

[GIGGLING]
Hey, come and get me!

The giant rabbit
went that way!

Wow! Shh!

Lady is sleeping.
I should be very quiet.

- Hey, bee!
- Ouch!

All right,
let it all go, Bugs.

Peace and quiet, peace and...

[LOUD CRY]

[SIGHS]

-[LOUD CRY]
- All right, that tears it!

No more Mr. Nice Bunny.

[LOUD CRY]

Argh! What is
that terrible sound?

It's my giant rabbit call.

You guys are making
a big mistake.

You're just jealous because
we found a better bunny.

Yeah, he's extra,
extra extraordinary.
[GIGGLES]

And you're just
a regular rabbit.

A regular rabbit?

Yeah, a regular rabbit.

- Why, I ought to...
-[LOUD CRY]

[TEETH CHATTERING]
Stop doing that.

That doesn't sound
anything like a rabbit.

Oh, yeah?

[LOUD CRY]

It's working.

Look at these giant
rabbit tracks.

Those are mine.

Hey, I found giant
rabbit droppings.

They aren't that big.

Ooh, I guess
I am a regular rabbit.

All right,
the giant rabbit is close.

Now listen up, this is
where we set up the trap.

[ROPES CREAKING]

And then we'll hide
and wait for him to come by.

We need some
kind of giant rabbit bait.

Bananas.

He doesn't like bananas,
he likes pudding.

- Pudding?
- Where are we gonna
get pudding?

I'd like some pudding.

You guys don't know
when to quit.

Listen, Mr. Ordinary
Talking Rabbit.

We're the hunters here,
and we're no longer
interested in you.

We've got bigger fish
to catch and...

He's right behind me,
isn't he?

- Hey, Lady!
-[ALL YELL]

Look, it's me!

That's not a giant rabbit.

I never would
have believed it.

He's a donkey!

It's not a donkey.

- It's a Bigfoot!
-[SCREAMING]

That's what
I was trying to tell you.

Quick, get in close!
I'll take a picture for proof.

- Yeah, yeah.
- That's a good idea.

I smell trouble.

I wanna get you all in frame,
so everyone back up.

Yeah,
just a little more.

Bigfoot,
take one big step back.

[ALL SCREAMING]

So much for proof.

It's not nice to fly away
in the middle of a picture.

Hey! Lady and I never
finished our game.

[SIGHS]

- Finally, peace and...
- BIGFOOT: Hey, Lady!

Not now, Bigfoot.

- BIGFOOT: I found it.
- Found what?

- The porcupine!
- No, no, no!

-[SMACK]
-[BUGS CRIES OUT]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪