01x40 - Sir Littlechin, Unicorn Hunter/Erin Go Bugs

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

You turn, Squeaks.

[SQUEAKING TRIUMPHANTLY]

Pretty sneaky, Squeaks.

But let's see how you
handle going face-to-face
with my Pegasus.

[TRUMPET BLARING]

It is I, Sir Littlechin.

I am hunting a unicorn.

Have you seen one?

No, we haven't seen a unicorn.

You do know
what a unicorn
looks like, don't you?

Yes, we know what
a unicorn looks like.

It's basically a horse
with a horn on its head.

- You mean like this?
-[CLANKING]

Now, why don't you take
your little toy horn

and look for more
imaginary creatures
somewhere else.

Unicorn? Of course
I haven't seen a unicorn,
because they don't...

A unicorn!

[SQUEAKING]

Well, what do you know?
These things really do exist.

[SQUEAKING]

Are you saying that
if you touch a unicorn
it will grant you a wish?

[GNAWING]

Ah.

I don't believe it!

She does grant wishes.

Now let's see
if you can pull this off.

I wish I had
a purple scooter

ridden by
an opera-singing hippo.

[SINGING OPERA]

Well, what do you know?
It's true.

[TRUMPET BLARING]

We can't let him see you!

I wish you were hidden.

Make way! Where is it?
Where is the unicorn?

I just saw a singing
hippo on a scooter,

so I know a unicorn is
around here somewhere!

Eh, maybe you've been
hitting the mutton
a little too hard lately?

Look, naysayer,
you may not know it,

but a unicorn
can grant any wish
you might desire.

I wish to capture the unicorn
so that I might become

the greatest knight
in all the land!

Sure, Doc.
We've seen a unicorn.

Follow me.

I'm almost sure
we saw a unicorn
right over this hill.

Or maybe it was
that hill. Hmm.

[NEIGHING]

Hey! Isn't that
Merlin the magician?

Merlin you say? Where?

That scoundrel made
my girlfriend disappear,
and he didn't even use magic.

[ANNOYED SQUEAKING]

[GRUNTING]

[SQUEAKS WHISTLING]

[SQUEAKING]

Hey, Mac, is that
what you're looking for?

LITTLECHIN: Oh, there it is!

Tally-h*!

A-ha! I wish to be
the greatest knight
in all the land!

[SNORTING]

[LITTLECHIN SCREAMING]

[SLURRING]
That wasn't a unicorn.

[RUMBLING]

Huh?

Oh, whew! I thought
it was an earthquake,

but it's just that squirrel
sitting atop a growing
pile of nuts!

Wait a minute.

That's more nuts
than any squirrel
could wish for!

Wish for? The unicorn!

-[GIGGLING]
- Squeaks, what
were you thinking?

A-ha! The unicorn!

No unicorns here, Doc.

-[GIGGLING]
-[GROWLING]

[NEIGHING]

[BOTH GROWLING]

I wish I had
a bejeweled sword
to slay this rabbit!

BUGS: Yipes!

I wish your sword
was a chicken!

[CLUCKING LOUDLY]

I wish I had a mace!

BUGS: I wish you were wearing
a dress and high heels!

[EXCLAIMS] Oh, blast!
I broke a heel!

- I wish this rabbit
was a fly!
-[BUZZING]

I wish you forgot
what you were gonna wish for!

Gadzooks!
I've forgotten my wish.

And it was going to be
great and really mean.

Wait, I know!
I wish I remembered my wish.

- I wish you forgot.
- Remember!

- Forgot.
- Remember.

- Forgot!
- Remember!

I wish you had
a tiny helmet!

[STRAINING] I wish you were
being chased by a hungry ogre.

Oh, yeah? Well...

BOTH: I wish you couldn't
do wishes anymore!

- BOTH: Ha!
-[OGRE YELLING]

Did that ogre wish
go through before or after

the "couldn't do wishes
anymore" wish happened?

[GRUNTING] Me hungry!

I'd say before.
I'd get a move on, Doc.

I wouldn't stick around
to see how this goes ogre!

[SCREAMING]

Wait for me! Wait!

-[SCREAMING]
- Food in dress.

- Yipes!
- Ah!

Oh, no! He's got us
uni-cornered.

Hey, wait! Don't we
get a last meal?

Last meal? You my next meal!

[ALL SCREAMING]

[SQUEAKING]

[GRUNTING]

[MEOWING]

Great job, Squeaks!

A-ha, yes. This tiny
tree rat saved our lives!

- He's not a rat,
he's a squirrel.
-[SQUEAKS GROWLING]

What's the difference?

[HIGH PITCHED VOICE]
Oh! That's the difference.

[GROWLING]

Oh, King Arthur's court!
I've got to go!

[LITTLECHIN SCREAMING]

Looks like Sir Littlechin
finally got
what he wished for.

And you won't have to worry
about him chasing you
anymore, unicorn.

You know what?

You've been granting all
our wishes, but no one has
asked you what you want.

[ENGINE REVVING]

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

What do you know?
That was gonna be
my next wish.

When I got this free trip
to Ireland, I thought
it was too good to be true.

SHAMELESS: Top o' the morning
to you, Mr. Bunny!

I'm glad you got
me invitation

for this all-expenses-paid
tour of me motherland!

I'm Shemalley O'Shaughnessy.

I'll be your tour guide
on the Emerald Isle.

Sounds good,
Shemalley O'Shaughnessy.

SHAMELESS:
Samuel Beckett's bunions!

There they are, Shameless.

Those monstrous,
lucky rabbit's feet!

I can't believe that bunny
fell for me free-trip ruse.

BUGS: Who are you talking to?

Just organizing my thoughts
for today's tour.

He may tower over me now,
but when he goes home, he'll
be a couple of feet shorter!

Your tour begins here.

Wow, is this one of those
meadows I read about
in the travel brochure?

Yes, it's an Irish tradition
for visitors to run through
our vast, lush, dense fields!

Last one in
is a soggy biscuit!

Whee! Whoo-hoo!

La, la, la!
I'm frolicking!

Once he puts even
the daintiest tootsie
in one of those bear traps

that I hid in the
meadow... Snap!

Then those rabbit feet
and all of their luck
will be mine! [SCREAMS]

What a great walk, Doc.

And look, I found this.

I don't really need
this luck, since I've got
these big feet anyway.

Jumpin' James Joyce!
I need that luck!

- Oscar...
-[BEAR TRAP SNAPS]

- Wilde's...
-[BEAR TRAP SNAPS]

- Warts! [SCREAMING]
-[BEAR TRAP SNAPS]

Think I left all
my luck back there.

The second stop
on your tour of Ireland
is the Blarney Stone.

If you want the gift of gab,
you need to kiss it.

Okay, Doc.

And when you kiss it,
you'll trigger the dynamite
I've rigged to it

and I'll blow you
to kingdom come.

Leaving, of course,
your lucky feet for
old Shameless O...

All done! Easy peasy.

You kissed it already?
Oh, Michael Flatley's
flat feet!

[GRUNTING]

I don't understand!

It's all rigged up correctly.

[KISSING]

Huh?

[KISSING]

Argh!

-[WHISTLING]
-[KISSING]

[IN IRISH ACCENT]
I can give it a look,
if you'd like!

- Yes, please.
-[MUTTERING]

- Ah, here's your
problem, Doc.
- Is it serious?

Parts and labor,
you're look at 200 euro.

What? This is highway robbery!

[CLATTERING]

When I give you
the signal, try again!

This better work
after what I paid you.

Okay, go!

[KISSING]

[expl*si*n]

[GRUNTING]

Now I have the gab... [GRUNTS]

SHAMELESS: The next stop
on your tour is this here
quaint bed and breakfast.

There is nothing finer
than Irish hospitality.

So I figured I'd tuck
you in here and let
you catch 40 whacks...

I mean, winks.

That's great, Doc,
but this sheet doesn't
cover my feet.

Oh, that's another
Irish tradition.

No one in Ireland sleeps
with their feet covered.

If you say so, Doc.
But if I'm gonna fall asleep,

you need to read me
a bedtime story.

[GROANING] All right, rabbit.

"Once upon a time, there was
a knight, and this knight was
in pursuit of a griffin..."

[YAWNING]

"What a lot of people don't
realize, is that griffins
are perfectionists..."

[SNORING]

Aw, poor little
goblin fell asleep.

♪ Lullaby

-♪ And goodnight
-[TUCKING IN TIGHTLY]

-[GRUNTING]
-♪ Go to sleep little goblin

♪ Tuck you in tight
Oh so very tight

♪ But I'll leave your
feetsies exposed

Shh.

♪ Let him sleep, little creep

♪ 'Cause I'm onto his scheme ♪

[SLAMS]

Pierce Brosnan's big toe!

[GRUNTING]

Oh, did I wake you up?

[STRUGGLING]
Blimey! I'm tucked in so tight
I can hardly move!

Whoa!
Get me outta here, rabbit.

Why? So you can try
to get my lucky rabbit's feet,
Shameless?

You're on your own, Doc.

SHAMELESS:
Come back here, you...

Nobody knows
Ireland better
than Shameless O'Scanty!

- Stop!
- Okay.

[STRAINING]
Smart move, rabbit.

You can't take... Feet!

Would you be so kind
as to take one step
towards me?

Sorry, buddy, looks like
you came up short.

Colin Farrell's infection!

Bono, that hurt.

BUGS: [IN IRISH ACCENT]
There you are,
my missing sheep!

- Huh?
- I've been looking
all over for you!

Off you go now!

[EXCLAIMS]

BUGS: Get into the weavery!

- The weavery?
- Yeah, it's an Irish
tradition! In you go!

[GRUNTING]

- First, we shear your wool.
- No! No, no, no, no.

- Hold still!
-[RAZOR BUZZING]

If you wiggle, I may wind
up ripping your tail!

There you are,
clean as an Irish spring.

- Speaking of clean,
let's wash you up.
-[SCREAMING]

Now to the loom!

♪ When you are in Ireland
watch the friends you meet

♪ Never trust a leprechaun
trying to steal your feet

♪ But if you are in Ireland
sing this weaving song

ALL:
♪ 'Cause everyone in Ireland
loves to sing along ♪

- Rabbit! Get me out of here!
- Forgot to button his lip.

And so, we conclude
our tour of Ireland

with this excellent example
of traditional Irish clothing.

Sheesh, I went on a free trip
to Ireland and all I got
was this lousy sweater?

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪