01x35 - Thirst Things First/Bugs of Chance

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

[INSTRUMENTAL FUNK
MUSIC PLAYING]

[FLY BUZZING]

[ELECTRONIC FUNK
MUSIC PLAYING]

[INSTRUMENTAL ROCK
MUSIC PLAYING]

[TOILET FLUSHING]

I wasn't so sure after
the spinning lily pad ride

but these deep-fried carrots
really hit the spot.

[CHITTERING EXCITEDLY]

What is it, Squeaks?

Milk bottle toss,

three ba*ls for $5.

Everyone knows
these games are rigged.

[CHITTERING]

You want that giant
stuffed acorn?

Buddy, you're gonna end up
spending more than
that thing's worth.

[CHITTERING]

Oh, all right.
It's your money.

-[CHITTERING]
- All right, a couple
of suck... I mean customers.

I'll take this.

Okay, Squeaks, go for it!

[CHITTERING]

SHIFTY: Ooh, strike one.

[LAUGHS MANIACALLY]

Oh, so close.

Strike two!

Hmm, that was
a little bit too close.

Put a little pepper
on this one, Squeaks.

[CHITTERING]

Hey, what's the big idea?

He hit it dead on,
and it didn't even budge.

What are you talking about?

I run a clean operation here.

Clean operation, huh?

You heard me. It's not
my fault your friend
throws like a squirrel.

And I doubt you could
do much better.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

Ah!

[WHIMPERING]

All right, you chiseler.
What's it gonna take
for me to win that acorn?

Oh, it's easy.

All you have to do is win
just one of my games
and it's yours.

Anyone can do it,
except maybe puny
squirrels and, uh, rabbits.

You game?

All right, buster.
You're on. Hold this, Squeaks.

[BREATHING DEEPLY]

Go ahead, knock yourself out.

[LAUGHS]

-[GRUNTS]
- BUGS: Sorry, I naturally
aim to the left.

Hold on. Okay, go.

[GROANS]

- Sorry, overcompensated.
-[GIGGLING]

Ah, come on, you're supposed
to hit the bottles.

Last try.

Okay, go!

You missed!

[GRUNTS]

Strike three, I'm out!

You see?
Look how easy this is.

Anyone can do it,
even a rabbit.

Care to try?

Okay, I'll bite.
How much is this one?

One dollar gets you one dart.

Three dollars
gets you two darts.

Or, for the best deal,
five dollars gets you
three darts.

- Hmm... How about
I do it with no darts?
- Huh?

No darts?

- What do you think, Squeaks?
- Huh?

I said, "No darts."

Oh!

[CHITTERING]

The customer is always right.
No darts it is.

That'll still be a dollar.

[LAUGHS]

Go right ahead.

One, two...

Squeaks!

Huh? What the...

One, two... Squeaks!

Huh? How the...

That's impossible!

- One...
- I know you're
up to something.

- Two...
- I'm warning you!

- Squeaks!
- Whoa!

[SCREAMING]

This game is called,
"Hammer Time".

You've just got to hit
this platform hard enough
to ring that bell.

This'll be easy.

Oh, no, rabbit.
You need to be shorter
than me to play this game.

Only this little guy
can take a swing
at this one.

[STRAINING]

Oh, is that too heavy
for youse?

Why don't you try this one
for size?

Don't let him
rattle you, Squeaks.

It's not the size
of the hammer,
it's how you swing it.

It's mind-over-matter, buddy.
You can do it.

[STRAINING]

[CHITTERING]

Feeling blue
'cause you're a weakling?

Allow me to lift your spirits.

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

[LAUGHING]

BUGS: Step right up,
step right up!

Who among you
has the bravery,
the panache,

to take on the dump tank?

You there, wouldn't you like
to win something for
your special someone?

- Well, I, uh...
- It's easy, friend.

All you have to do to win
is sit on this dump tank
and let my assistant here

try to hit the target.

He only gets one try!

I'll do it. That squirrel
will never dump me.

Boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,
this prize is as good as
mine.

Isn't he brave, folks?

Sitting on the dump tank
full of angry piranhas.

[STAMMERING] Piranhas!

[PIRANHAS GROWLING]

Oh, my! It's time
for a shift change.

Squeaks, take a break.

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

[STRAINING]

[THUMPING]

Thanks, little guy.
Cal will take over from here.

Now, please, step out
of my zone.

My Cal-zone!

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

Oh, no, no, no!

This one was made
just for you.

All you got to do
is knock over those
milk bottles and you win.

- Upsy-daisy.
- Whoa!

Fire when ready, Squeaks.

Okay!

[SHIFTY GROANING]

[SHIFTY SCREAMS]

[GROANING]

Hey, those milk bottles
are glued down.

No, they ain't.
They're just really,
really heavy.

I'll prove it to you.

I guess they
weren't glued down.

Congratulations, for...

-[MURMURING]
-[GROANS]

It's all fun and games
until you don't play fair.

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪