01x34 - Mile Hi Grub/Pole Position

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

What was the answer
that cinched it, again?

[SQUEAKING]

That is one succinct
and eloquent explanation

of the origin of our universe.

- Hmm, thank you.
- And look at us now,
in first class.

With all the leg room
we desire.

[EXCLAIMS]

Ouch!

Excuse me, sir,
but would you mind putting up
your seat just a smidge?

I do the bidding of no one!

I am King Thes!

Theth?

No, Thes!

T-H-E-S. Thes.

Oh! Thes.

It's short for Thessalonius.

Your entree, sir.

I can't even tell
what this is!

I want something fresh!

I want something new. [SNIFFS]

Oh, what is that
heavenly smell?

Huh?

- Oh, me?
- Squeaks?

- He's a squirrel.
- Oh!

I've never had
squirrel before.

-[BUGS GRUNTS]
-[SQUEAKS EXCLAIMS]

You look like a tasty meal!

Everyone remain calm.

Air Marshall Jet Booster
at your service.

Your Highness,
we have a situation.

Someone is eating
the passengers.

[BABBLING]

Sir, this is no time
for tuna casserole.

It's me!

I'm the one
eating the passengers!

No problem, sir,
but due to the threat
of being eaten,

I'll need him
and all the other passengers
to return to their seats.

- But...
- We'll secure this area
for your protection.

-[GRUNTS]
- We're all clear!

I'm the one
eating the passengers!

Okay. Now normally,
that would be fine,

but please refrain from
any more passenger eating

while this maniac
is on the loose.

Besides,
the No Eating Passenger
light is on.

[BEEPING]

Look, it's not safe
for you here.

We've got to get you inside
the executive panic room.

[GRUNTING]

Maybe turn me sideways.

[GRUNTING]
Squirming isn't helping.

Hmm!

[COUGHS]

No, no, no...

[GRUNTING] Maybe, you should
try it with wheels first.

- No, thanks.
-[GROANING]

Fits like a glove.

Hey, Squeaks,
take a look at this
solar-powered umbrella.

-[CRASHING]
- This can't be good.

[OBJECTS CRASHING]

No one makes
a monkey out of Thes!

[SCREAMS]

- Hey!
-[BUGS SCREAMS]

BUGS: You're ten minutes late.

Here at Sky High Real Estate,

- we do not like
to be kept waiting.
- Uh-huh.

King Thes doesn't kowtow
to real estate agents.

Give me my squirrel!

Sorry.

This is the highest penthouse
apartment in the world.

It has three rooms,
six-and-a-half baths,

panoramic views
out of every window
and uncomfortably seats 240.

Ooh, perfect for my
dreamcatcher collection.

So, what do you think?

Hmm...

I don't like the carpet.

You don't like the carpet?

Well, this has been
a colossal waste of time.

I'll have my people
contact your people

with some new listings
without carpets. Good day.

Wow! She really must know
what she's doing.

Wait a minute,
I'm on the wing.

[SCREAMING]

Hey, Squeaks, you at all
interested in some stairs

that'll make it easy for you
to get on the couch?

-[GRUNTS]
- No more messing around!

King Thes, you shouldn't be
eating amongst the commoners.

- What would
the magistrate think?
- You're right.

I don't need any more
bad press either.

A benevolent doe-headed man
of the people should only dine
in the most exclusive places.

Of course.

Such fine cuisines should
only be served at the VIP
super-secret supper club.

- The VIP...
-[SHUSHING]

Come with me, Your Highness,
and I'll show you
the exclusive privacy

of the super-secret
VIP supper club.

The entrance
is right in there.

It doesn't seem like
I can fit.

Sure you can.

You're fighting it.
Don't worry,
I got a back-up plan.

There you go.

You just had to ease into it.

[GAGGING]

There you are.
Come on, follow me.

- How did you get down here?
- Oh, we took the stairs.

- The what?
- Here you go. Table for one.

How am I supposed
to get in there?

- Let me show you.
-[GRUNTING]

Now gimme my squirrel.

Oh no, no, no! You can't have
your main course before
you enjoy your other dishes.

- I can't?
- Oh, no.

Would you like to start
with soup or salad?

Soup. [EXCLAIMS]

You gotta have
your appetizers,
your formaggi e frutta,

your antipasto,

your secondo, your crabs...

Enough! I'm stuffed.

I can't eat another bite.

But we didn't even get
to the main course.

- Ooh.
- Please, no more.

What do you say, Squeaks?

Should we wrap up
these leftovers, to go?

-[MUTTERS IN AGREEMENT]
-[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

BUGS: Have a nice flight!

[GROANS]

Look at us, Squeaks,
we're kings of the sky.

-[MUTTERS]
- Speaking of kings...

I wonder how
ol' Thes is doing.

[SIGHS HAPPILY]

Finally getting
the royal treatment.

My fruit came right on time.

[SNIFFS]

Ooh, what is that
delectable smell?

-[GROWLS]
-[GASPS]

Nice squirrels.
Nice squirrels.

Ah! Alaskan summers.



Uh, excuse me,

you're blocking
my sun... [YELPS]

You. You're perfect.

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Not you, you big-eared
mouth-breather.

The squirrel.

I've been searching
for you forever.

Huh, me?

Yeah, you.
I am the Great Beaver.

I seek out the most perfect
and majestic example

of every species
in the animal kingdom.

Once chosen,
this hero must accomplish
his series of challenges

to prove themselves worthy
of eternal commemoration

on the grand totem.

I've made them
for lions, gorillas,

roosters, all the
great beasts.

But I've never made one
for a squirrel.

Excuse me,
but I couldn't help but notice

there isn't a rabbit
on any of these.

Well, I should hope not.

Rabbits are selfish
and smelly.

They run around
in your garden, they don't
contribute to society.

Some of these
are very specific.

Rabbits are ugly,

big-eared backstabbers

with an unjustified sense
of entitlement.

Hey! I demand to participate.

If you do want to be honored
with a great totem,

you must pass
the challenge of the first,
and dare may I say,

greatest spirit animal,
the beaver.

You must think like a beaver.

Okay, now what?

First, you must
cross this line.

Some exclusive club,
what's next?

Is a puffin gonna challenge us
to eat a bowl of ice cream?

I just wanted you over here.

The sun was in my eyes.
Your second spirit animal

is the regal eagle.

Like our majestic
winged friends,

you must soar through the air,
right off that cliff,

over there.

It seems I spoke too soon.

Here! You'll need
these eagle outfits
to complete the task.

Ooh.

Uh, this is clearly
a petite size.

Do you have anything
a hair larger?
[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

That is the only size I have.

You didn't happen
to bring your own
eagle outfit, did you?

Then I suppose
you should be a grateful bunny

and dive off that cliff.

[SQUEAKS CACKLING]

[WHOOPING]

[SCREAMING]

Very good.

Wait a minute,
where is that rabbit?

-[BUGS SCREAMING]
-[GRUNTS]

That was pathetic, rabbit,

but it counts.

Your next spirit animal
is the mighty salmon.

You must retrace
the mighty salmon's
spawning run

by swimming up
this water fall.

[SQUEAKS]

Not so fast, cottontail.

Your waterfall is up there.

[SQUEAKS EXCLAIMING]

This...

Is going...

Swimmingly...

[GROWLING]

[LAUGHING]

BUGS: Bye, girls.

See you all at Marcy's later.

Oh yeah, here's your
costume back, thanks.

[SNIFFING]

Your next
and final challenge...

Well, you've been favoring
Squeaks every challenge.

I demand to be
treated equally.

[MUTTERS]

Well, fine then.

You two can be a team
on the final challenge

and to take on
the implausible orca

in her own elements,

two-on-two beach volleyball.

- This ought to be easy.
- Uh-huh.

[GROWLS]

Now we're warmed up.

[GRUNTS]

- I got it. [GROANS]
-[SQUEAKS EXCLAIMS]

[BUGS SCREAMS]

We're getting creamed
out here, Squeaks.

[MUTTERS]

You're right, Squeaks.
It's time we shed these
winter coats and get serious.

It looks like summer
just got a lot hotter!

[GRUNTS]

[GROANS]

Huh?

[GRUNTING]

We get this one and it's
top of the totem time.

Yeah-huh!

[GRUNTS]

-[SCREAMS]
-[GRUNTS]

[CHOKING]

[BOTH CHEERING]

-[GAGGING]
-[GRUNTS]

BEAVER: Ouch.

Well, as much as it
pains me to say...

[EXCLAIMS IN PAIN]
Both of you knuckleheads
have passed.

But you couldn't have done it
on your own.

So I'm putting you both
on the same pole.

-[CHAINSAW WHIRRING]
-[GRUNTS]

What do you think?

BUGS: I hate
to seem ungrateful,

but you clearly
didn't carve me up there.

Take a closer look,
you lousy lapin.

Well, I could think
of worse places to be!

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪