01x33 - Pork in the Road/Squeaks Upon a Star

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

Oh boy, I'm rather late
for the party.

Maybe I should try
a Guber ride

[BEEPING]

Hey, your timing is...

Sporktacular.

[STUTTERING]
You're welcome. Hoof bump.

[STAMMERING]
My... I'm Porky Pig.

I'll be your
Guber driver today.

Feel free to... [STAMMERING]

I got it.

Look, I'm just headed to
the other side of the forest.

[STAMMERING] Not a problem.

Here we, uh g-g-g...

Go!

- Please don't stop.
- Huh?

Why are we
at the desert, Porky?

How did we get so lost?

Well, I stopped paying...
[STAMMERING]

Just drive faster
so I can get to the party
before it's over.

But the car... [STAMMERING]

Okay, if you say so.

-[expl*si*n]
-[BOTH SCREAMING]

Look, Porky, maybe this
rideshare thing isn't for me.

I mean,
you're a real great guy.

But I think we've reached
the end of our
adventure together.

Man, what a maroon...
What the...

This is just great!

How am I going to get
to the party now?

PORKY: [STAMMERS]
Welcome aboard.
Use the ladder.

What other choice do I have?

We gotta pick up
the pace, Porky.

Hold on.

Uh, Porky, can't this thing
go any faster?

We're going at the recommended
speed limit.

Why don't you let me
take over for a while?

[STAMMERS] If you insist.
But it's important
to pull the cord...

Yeah, yeah. I got it.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

-[BOTH PANTING]
- That was close.

[BOTH GRUNT]

PORKY: You have to pull
the cord gently.

Fool me twice! Shame on pig!

-[BRAKES SCREECHES]
-[EXCLAIMS]

- Hop in.
- Less talking, more moving.
Step on it.

Huh?

Take the shortcut.

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Porky, are you all right?

[STAMMERS] No, I'm fine.

You could have k*lled us!

[STAMMERS] You should
never grab the handle bars

when someone's driving.

[STAMMERING] But don't worry,
I have a p-p-p...

I have a plan. Follow me.

Okay, Porky,
just how are you gonna... Ah?

Just great!
The pig gave me the slip.

Hey, Bugs!

Just get me to the party.
And this time, I will listen
to everything you say.

Sounds good.
First, sta-sta... [STAMMERS]

Okay.

Stand. Now what...

[BOTH SCREAM]

-[GASPS]
-[STAMMERS]
You didn't let me finish.

Standing up in a canoe
is a bad idea.

This is ridiculous!

That pig is one runt
shy of a littler.

What the...

[STAMMERS]
Your chariot awaits.

[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY] Yeah.

What could possibly go wrong?

- Are you ready?
- Safety first.

All set, Doc!

Okay, I just need
to hook you...

Mush!

[STUTTERING]

You didn't hook the dogs
up to the sled?

That's what I was
trying to tell you.

[SHOUTING]
All right! That is it!

What is wrong with you?

But I-I-I...

Are you purposely
trying to sabotage

every second of every day?

Every time I trust you,
you make it worse.

-[STAMMERS] But I...
- No offense,
but I'd rather walk.

But...

Because I'll get there before
you finish that sentence.

[STAMMERING]

You're not a very nice bunny,
are you?

[SOBBING]

But we made it.

Man, that Porky
is something else.

[GASPS]

Maybe I was too hard
on the little guy.

But what kind of
Guber guy gets lost
driving across a forest?

I'm here for the party.

Party? [SCOFFS]
You're early, son.

Party's not till next week.

Ah, Porky, my friend,
right on swine.

So, you wanna drive me home?

Oh, I was hoping you'd ask.

- Not a...
- Problem, right?

[SCREAMS] Not a chance!

[STAMMERING]

That rabbit can go
get himself another ride.

Oh, this is gonna
be great, Squeaks.

I haven't seen
a movie in ages.

One adult, please!

See you in there.

[SQUEAKS]

[SQUEAKING]

[YAWNS]

[PANTING]

Squeaks, get a move on.
I already got our seats.

[SQUEAKING]

She can't see you
because you're short?
That's no big deal.

There's just been a tiny
misunderstanding, ma'am.
One child, please.

[SIGHS]

[CHOMPING]

I say, nothing gives me
greater satisfaction

at the movies
than pickin' my seat.

[CHUCKLES] Mmm...

[SQUEAKS SQUEAKING]

Oh, this will never do.

I say, I say,
I wanted to go to a movie,
not be in one.

I say, you know what?

- I like this seat better.
-[SCREAMING]

[SQUEAKS GROANING]

Sheesh, I take you
to the movies

and all you do is complain,
complain, complain.

[SQUEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

What do you mean,
I have no idea
how hard it is to be short?

Sounds to me like
you're making a big deal
out of a small problem.

Well, lookie there!
A sh**ting star.

I hear if you wish
on a sh**ting star,

your dream will come true.

[EXCLAIMS EXCITEDLY]

[STRAINING]

Well, looks like
you came up short.

- See you tomorrow.
-[SIGHS]

[ROOSTER CROWING]

[BUGS SNORING]

[YAWNS]

[EXCLAIMS]

Ah.

[GRUNTS]

Shower. This ought to
wake me up.

[SCREAMS] Okay, okay, I'm up.

[GASPS]

[EXCLAIMS IN SHOCK]

[SCREAMS] Squeaks!

Oh, when I get my hands
on that squirrel... [GRUNTS]

Boy, is he gonna be sorry!

I gotta get to him first.

Okay, okay. Hi-ya!

[GROANS]

I gotta get to that door knob.

Looks like I'm in a bit
of a pickle here.

Mmm...

Line it up, Bugsy boy.

Sir, you are a genius!

Uh-oh! [GRUNTS]

Oh, at least I'm outside.

Are you kidding me?

Okay, Squeaks,
I'm headed your way.

All the way over there.

Nothing to it, but to do it.

[MEOWS]

Uh, meow?

Mmm-mmm! [MEOWS LOUDLY]

[GASPS]

[SCREAMS]

Uh-oh.

[SCREAMING]

I almost made it.

But how am I going to get
way up there?

A-ha! There's my ride.

Hi-ya!

To Squeaks, you birdbrain.

Faster, birdbrain, faster.

[SCREAMS]

I gotta swim. It's too deep.

[BREATHING HEAVILY]

Oh, that's some high-rise
Squeaks lives in.

Oh, well, you never
do appreciate the top

unless you start out
at the bottom.

That's what people
who start out at the bottom
always say.

[STRAINING] Almost there.

[PANTING]

Squeaks, open up in there.

Huh?

-[CACKLING]
- Laugh it up, furball.

Are you done?

Are you outta your
cotton-picking mind
wishing me... Oh...

I've never been
in your place before.

It's really nice.

Is that 7.1 surround sound?

Uh-huh.

Wait a minute!

Just where do you get off
wishing me smaller than you?

Do you have any idea
how hard it is to be short?

No.

Oh, I guess I haven't been
very understanding

about the difficulties of
being vertically challenged.

Really, I am sorry.

Squeaks, I'm growing,

both literally
and figuratively.

[SHOUTS] I'm growing!

[GRUNTS]

Well, I guess it's true.

The bigger you are,
the harder you fall.

Come on, little buddy,
let's go get ourselves
a short stack.

[SQUEAKING]

A pancake, Squeaks!

It's just an expression.

Sometimes you're so sensitive!

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪