01x31 - Five Star Bugs/Yoga to Be Kidding Me

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down that rabbit hole

♪ Where we going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

-[THUDS]
-[GRUNTS]

Oh, this wasn't here
the last
time I popped through.

How nice!

Someone put a swimming pool
for us weary travelers

to relax and cool off.

[SPLASH]

Welcome to the grand opening
of the Briarwood Resort,

my finest hotel yet.

[CROWD APPLAUDS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Now it's time to break it in.

- Welcome... [GRUNTS]
-[CROWD CHATTERS]

[CLEARS THROAT]

Leslie, I need you
to stay here and keep an eye
on the grounds,

especially the new
multimillion-dollar fountain.

But I'm the vice president
of the hotel.

Shouldn't I come
to the opening party?

Leslie, you're not
on the Board of Trustees.

Yes, right as always, Bernie.

- But I...
- Please, call me
Mr. Briarwood.

Yes, Mr. Briarwood...
[GRUMBLES]

- Oh, and Leslie...
- Yes?

Remember the inaugural
fountain display
at 4:00 p.m. today.

Yes, of course, I wouldn't...

Miss it.

Ten years in business school

to guard a fountain!

[IN A SING-SONG VOICE]
Singing in the bathtub,
eating lots of cheese...

Excuse me, might I have
a word with you?

- Sure, what's up, Doc?
-[EXCLAIMS] Ha! Got you!

- Fountain vermin!
- Vermin?

Fountain? What are you
talking about?

It's my job
to protect this fountain

from scum like you.

- Scum?
- And as soon as Mr. Briarwood
witnesses my dedication,

the key to
the executive washroom
will be mine.

Look, I didn't realize
this was a fountain.

So, I'll just be on my way.
Fountains are full
of bacteria, you know.

[EXCLAIMS] Oh, you're not
getting off that easily.

You're coming with me.
Now, get in the net, big ears.

Sure thing, Doc.
Since you asked so politely.

[SCREAMS]

[GROANS]

Come on. Contact.

- Are you ready?
- But I...

It's your time
to swim the butterfly.

[SCREAMS]

-[EXCLAIMS]
- Uh, no time
for messing around now.

- We have a race to finish.
Here, put this on.
- Oh!

And this, and this.

Now get out of here.
You're our clutch,
the team is counting on you.

[BUBBLING]

[GRUMBLES]

Where did that rabbit go?

- He had me call him a cab.
- Then call me a cab!

Okay. You're a cab.

No! I meant, call me a taxi.

Okay. You're a taxi.

Tell me we're not gonna
do this right now.

- We're not gonna do this
right now.
- Great.

Then just call me
a cab, please.

- You're a cab, please.
- Oh! Come on!

Just get me a taxi!

Sorry, I'm on break.
Call yourself a taxi.

Fine, I'm a taxi.

With the whistle, genius.

Yeah, of course!
How foolish of me. [BLOWS]

This thing is busted. [BLOWS]

[DOGS BARK IN DISTANCE]

[DOGS BARK]

Huh?

Back off! [SHOUTING]

[DOGS BARKING]

Wow, that's really gonna
hound him.

He should have let
sleeping dogs lie.

He's really going to the dogs.

His bark was always worse
than his...

[SCREAMS] Hey!

You're not gonna believe this,

but I was just talking
about you.

[GROWLS]

[CRASHING]

[GRUNTS]

Can't catch me.

Hey!

[BOTH SHOUTING]

[BUGS LAUGHING]

Gotcha!

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

Over here, fellas.

Got you! And I'm not falling
for this whistle bit again.

[DOGS BARKING]

[GROWLS]

Clearly, that guy
has a lot of baggage.

-[GRUNTS]
- Get lost, Charlie.

Enough is enough!

The Board of Trustees!
No, no! It's 4:00 p.m.

I've got to get that rabbit,
or I'll never get the key
to the executive washroom.

A-ha! No more funny bunny.

BRIARWOOD: Ladies
and gentlemen, I present
the Briarwood Fountain.

BOTH: Whoa!

Leslie!

That look like it hurt.

Why you...

[BOTH SHOUT]

[SCREAMS]

Hey, B. Up here!

Take that, rabbit.

Oh!

[SCREAMS]

[GRUNTS]

[SHOUTS]

[MUMBLING INDISCERNIBLY]

CROWD: Ooh.

CROWD: Ah!

[GROANS LOUDLY]

Congratulations, Mr. Bunny.

A fountain display like that
is going to put Briarwood
Resort on the map.

Welcome to
the Board of Trustees.

Here's your key
to the executive washroom.

Aww! thanks, Doc.

But, what about me,
Mr. Briarwood?

A token for my value
to this great resort, perhaps?

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

Of course, Leslie!

You'll need access
to the executive washroom
as well.

LESLIE: I hate that rabbit.

[SINGING] ♪ Going down
the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows ♪

Hey, a penny!
Must be my lucky day...
Ow! [BONES CRACK]

My back! Oh, man!

Is that the sound
of bones misaligning?

How wonderful.
[GRINDS TEETH]

- Oh, dear. Let me help.
- Uh, that's okay, lady.

I just need to call a doctor.

- Ow!
- Nonsense.

Step inside and we'll have you
feeling better in no time.

All I need is a phone,
so I can call a doctor.

All the healing you need,
is right here at Ivona's
Healing Arts and Yoga Center.

I am
Ivona Twist-your-head-off.

In this place of peace,
we concentrate on yoga

and meditation
to mend the mind and body.

Yeah...

I can have you fixed
in a jiffy,

for a nominal fee.
[GRINDS TEETH]

A nominal fee, huh?
[GRINDS TEETH]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm sure I'm gonna be fine.

Excellent. Chakra alignment
is the first step.

That's just a small fee.

- Hey, wait!
- We breathe deep and...

- No, really, I...
- Exhale!

Hey, that's not too bad.

I am you...

You are me...

Maybe, we can be
a little more you now?

Nope, that's worse.

Oh, well, the realignment fee
is much more costly.

But it's well worth it.

- Yoga is all about balance.
- Yikes!

- And finding your center.
-[EXCLAIMS] Ow.

You know,
my back feels pretty good.

Hey! That's a lot of money.

I know! And such
a generous tip.

- Feel free to stay
for the rest of the class...
- Oh, I'm staying.

'Cause it's not just my back
that needs a good
straightening out.

We'll begin by finding
our center using salutations.

So, let's begin
in a Giant Baby

and transition into
a Drop My Pencil.

- Really engage the back half
of the body.
-[PASSING WIND]

[CLASS LAUGHS]

Turtle did it.

And now, we're moving slowly
into a Hummus Platter.

Really working the gluttonous.

[PASSING WIND]

- BUGS: Turtle did it.
-[CLASS LAUGHS]

- Focus, please.
-[PASSING WIND]

-[CLASS LAUGHS]
- Turtle.

- Now, let's quietly transition
into the Praying Mantis...
-[PASSING WIND]

That one was me,
totally normal.

-[PASSING WIND LOUDLY]
-[ANGRILY] Silence!

[CLASS LAUGHS]

Transition into the
How Am I Going To Do This?
position.

[PASSING WIND]

Who is doing that?

[MIMICS PASSING WIND]

[CLASS LAUGHS]

[GRINDS TEETH]

-[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
The turtle did it?
-[PASSING WIND]

Uh, the Turtle really
did do it that time.

[IN SLOW MOTION] I'm

still doing it...

[TEETH CLATTER]

[INHALES DEEPLY]

Yes, that's it.
Breathe and relax.

Okay, class.
Time to clear the air
and move on.

You ain't kidding, lady.

To regain our focus,
we will use a mantra,

the phrase of affirmation
to repeat.

Let's give it a try.

Am I doing this right?

Am I doing this right?

Well, you can't really
do it wrong. You just
need to pick a mantra.

This is my mantra.

You said I can pick anything.

Am I doing this right?

No! That's wrong!

[GRUNTS]

Row...

Row...

One, two, three, four...

[SINGING] ♪ Uh, row, row,
row your boat

♪ Uh, row, row,
row your boat...

ALL: ♪ Gently down the stream

ALL: ♪ Row, row,
row your boat...

ALL:
♪ Gently down the stream...

ALL: ♪ Merrily, merrily...♪

[GRUNTS] We are clearly
getting off course here.

BUGS: Conga line.

ALL:
♪ Hey, cha, cha, cha, cha! ♪

We need to center

- and focus!
- Freestyle!

[SCREAMS] I said, focus!

Is anyone listening to me?

I think someone
needs to relax.

[GRUNTS] I can't take it!

[BREATHS HEAVILY]

[TEETH CLATTER]

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

Well, that's all the time
we have for today.

Class over, time to leave.

Oh, I can't leave now.
I just found my center.

I believe your center
is outside the door.

Nope, it's right here,
with the rest of my life.

Oh, nonsense. Here,
let me help you.

The leaning lotus
blows with the wind.

[SCREAMS] Get out!

You've really opened my eyes
to the serenity.

[EXCLAIMS]

- Ah! Such a nice stretch!
-[STRUGGLING]

[CRASH]

Okay, fine. You win.
Here, here's a full refund.

Take it, just never come back.

With pleasure.

You know, it's hard
to learn peace from someone
who is going to pieces.

[GRINDS TEETH]

[GROANS]

Oh! Would you look at that?
A penny!

-[BONES CRACKING]
-[GROANS]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪