01x30 - For Whom the Bugs Trolls/To Beach His Own

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

You're late.

My boss will be here
any minute.

Where's the rabbit?

What is this?

I'm sorry. It was the
only one I could find.

Where did you find it,
under a rock?

This rabbit looks terrible.

Ooh! And smells even worse.

I told you, my boss
only eats live rabbit.

I'm sorry.
I did the best I could.

What chance do I have
of getting a promotion
if we serve him this?

I said I'm sorry!

Just great.
What are we gonna do?

It's not like a rabbit is
gonna appear out of thin air.

[WALL CREAKING]

Oh, hello.

Guess I used
a little too much force.

Let me grab my spackle.

No! No, no.

We were just saying, uh,
we wanted to have a rabbit
for dinner.

Oh, that's very neighborly
of you.

A-ha!

Yay!

Hey, wait a minute.

This is no way to treat
a dinner guest.

We never said "guest".

We just said "dinner".

But you don't want
to eat stringy old me.

Dinner is served.

BOTH: Huh?

[GROWLS]

What's all this?
We don't want this dinner.

We want rabbit.

Yeah, you know,
I think I'm just gonna...

-[SCREAMING]
- Not so fast.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.
Let's face it.

I'm no match
for you two trolls.

I mean, you guys have
such heightened senses.

- Your eyes are open
to every danger.
-[GRUNTS]

You'd never let me
pull your lips like this.

Tie them together
and then grab your feet,

and lock your toes.

[STRUGGLING]

Rabbit!

[BUGS SHRIEKS]

[SCREAMS]

[SCREAMING]

TROLL: Where
did that rabbit go?

BUGS: [SOFTLY] My freshness.

My freshness.

He's gotta be around here
somewhere.

BUGS: My freshness.

What was that?

Who dares enter my caveses?

[BOTH SCREAMING]

[GROWLING] My freshness.
My freshness.

You seekses to steal
my freshness.

No. We're trolls.
We don't seek freshness.

I are Trollum.
Sworn protector
of this crevice

from all those who seekes
my precious freshness.

Okay.

Well, we seek a rabbit.

My freshness?

- No, a rabbit.
- Freshness?

- A rabbit.
- Okay.

Just promises me
someday you will seekses
out some freshness.

So, the rabbit, yes.

We've seen him, yes.

Come this way.

If you want the rabbitses,
you must follow us
into that caveses.

And do everything I say.

Stopses!
Beware the bridge trolls.

Rummy.

Who declares 12 twix, dummy?

[SHUSHING]

Okay, that was weird.

This is importantses.
You see that spot?

That spot right there?

[BOTH SCREAMING]

Don't stepses on that spot.

Oh, and look out
for the sharkses.

BOTH: Sharks?

-[BOTH SCREAMING]
-[WATER SPLASHING]

Hurry, silly trolls.
No time to play with
fisheses.

Be careful. Some of
these rockses are looses.

Very unstableses.

[BOTH WHIMPERING]

Hmm.

[BOTH GRUNTING]

Come, your rabbitses awaits.

Uh, can you read this?

Um, no.

Good.

Are you hungry?

BOTH: Yes!

Are you thirsties?

- Open wide, then.
-[SCREAMS]

[TROLLS GURGLING]

Uh, is it just me

or are these sharks
getting unusually close?

- It's not you.
-[SCREAMS]

Run!

[SCREAMING]

[RUMBLING]

[YELLS]

[SCREAMS]

[TROLL MUNCHING]

[TROLL BURPS]

Nice of you to show up.

That was the finest
rabbit dinner I've ever had.

"Rabbit dinner"?

You ate the rabbit?

Eat him? He served it.

This fellow is the finest
chef
I've ever met.

He really brings
the freshness.

How kind of you.

You're just the kind of guy
we need at our company.

How does
senior vice president sound?

BOTH: What?

We can discuss it over
cherries jubilee at my place.

What about me?

What about his promotion?

Oh, uh...

- Huh?
- I don't know.

As senior vice president,
I'd like your first order
of business

to be spackling up this wall.

Make sure you're on your side
when you're done.

TROLL: Bugs, your
jubilee is getting cold.

Coming.

[BOTH GROAN]

- Rummy.
-[ALL GROAN]

Well, Squeaks,
there may not be

a sand castle category
in the Best of the Beach
competition.

But this is an
award-winning specimen
if I've ever seen one.

[LAUGHTER]

What the...

[COUGHING]

All right.
What's the big idea?

[HUMMING]

[SQUEAKING]

[GRUNTS IN ANNOYANCE]
Excuse me.

I'm not sure
if you noticed,

but you almost ran over
my friend a moment ago.

Oh, I noticed.

This is my beach.
I was here first.

Me first, my beach, my rules.
Now, buzz off.

This isn't your beach.
You just came. [GRUNTING]

Here, let me give you a hand.

Set and spike.

Where did you go?

[YELLING]

[SIGHS]

Oh, well.

[LAUGHS]

See you later, losers.

- Not unless we see you...
- First!

I said it first. Me first.

[LAUGHS]

Here he comes. You got it?

See you later, Squeaks.
Have a good time.

I can't believe I'm gonna be
the first one on the water
with a jet ski today.

Not a chance, rabbit.

My beach, my rules, me first.

This has gotta be... Huh?

[PEDALS SQUEAKING]

[MOCKING]

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Why, you little...

Uh-oh.

[SCREAMING]

- Well done.
- Oh, wait.

"Me good, me first."

[GRUNTING]

-[LAUGHING]
- What a knucklehead.
What a nincompoop.

What a knows-it-all.

-[LAUGHING]
-[WATER GURGLING]

[LAUGHING]

You two are coming with me.

You have a date with
the middle of the lake.

[BLEATING]

- Now, we'll see which of you
hits the bottom first.
-[BOTH SCREAMING]

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

Hasta-la-beach-a. [LAUGHS]

[ENGINE STARTING]

Whoo-hoo. I'm up!

You gotta be kidding me.

[EXCLAIMING]

[GRUNTS IN FRUSTRATION]

This is so boring.

Nothing interesting
ever happens out here.

BUGS: Coming through.

- Whoo-hoo!
- Boring.

-[BRAKES SCREECHING]
-[BOTH SCREAMING]

[SIZZLES]

Hot tail, hot tail.

[SCREAMING]

[PEOPLE CHEERING]

Okay, now I'm impressed.

The Best of the Beach trophy.

First place.

This is a first for me,
being first.

That trophy
should've been mine first.

No time for speeches.

[SCREAMING]

Me first.

Hooligans.

[BLEATING]

Me first.

- Sticky fellow, isn't he?
-[BLOWING RASPBERRY]

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

His perseverance
is almost charming.

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[BLEATING]

Huh? What? [SCREAMING]

Mine. Get up.
Me first, me first!

[BUGS SCREAMING]

Well, rabbit, I think
I'll take my trophy now.

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

Shall we tell him about
the fast-approaching ramp?

[LAUGHS]

Whoa!

From this vantage point,
we get a great view
of the lake

and the sea elephant
flying straight towards us.

[SCREAMING]

What's up, Doc?

[GRUNTING]

Well, I think
he's overworking that engine.

It's mine!

[ENGINE REVVING]

-[GRUNTING]
-[BLEATING]

Ouch.

[GRUNTS]

Hey, look. We're gonna
land on the river.

[GRUNTS]

[BLEATING]

Give me that trophy.
It's mine. Me first.

[SPEAKING GIBBERISH]

Oh, you first.

Hope you had a nice summer

'cause it's gonna be
a long fall.

Huh?

Me first.

[SCREAMS]

So, you think
he learned his lesson?

Yes, yes, I learned my lesson.
Now, get me out of here.

I don't know.
It's such a nice day.

Let's all hang out
a little more first.

[GRUNTS]

My trophy!

[SHEEP BLEATING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪