01x28 - Airpork Security/Home a Clone

[bunniefuu]

[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Ah! Off to beautiful
Carrotoga Valley.

The secret to air travel is to
give yourself plenty of time
to negotiate the airport.

[STAMMERING] Welcome
to Northworst Airlines.

[STUTTERING] How can I help...

[STAMMERING] What do you need?

Just checking in.

You know why
everyone's so stressed?

Poor time management.

But not me. I gave myself
plenty of time to get here.

-[PRINTER WHIRS]
- Here's your ticket,
Mr. Bunny.

Your plane leaves
[STUTTERING] in 10 minutes.

You mean an hour
and 10 minutes, Doc.
It's only 8:20.

Last night was [STAMMERING]
Daylight Savings Time.

[STAMMERING] Spring forward...
Uh-oh, you are late.

-[DINGS]
- What? I got to get
to the plane.

Yeah! Oh!

You work here too?

I work all the jobs.

That's why your ticket is
so inexpensive...
[STUTTERING] It's dirt cheap.

Now, if you will follow me.

I got this, Doc.
I have traveled before.

So I think
I can pick the fastest line.

[UPBEAT MUSIC]

Huh? Oh, for crying out loud.

[EXCLAIMING]

[STAMMERING]
I tried to tell him
which line is the fastest.

[PANTING]

[ALL GASPING]

Oh, hello!

You thought
I wouldn't catch you looking
up me pretty trousers!

Off you be, bunny!

[GRUNTS]

[GASPS] Jumpin' Jehosaphat!

I am sorry, Mr. Bunny.
[STUTTERING]

But you can't go through
the baggage scanner.

You need to go
through the people's...
[STUTTERING] This one.

- Fine.
- But first, you wanna...

-[BEEPING]
-[GRUNTING]

[STUTTERING]
I tried to warn you.

You need to remove your watch.

And your shirt. I, uh...
Don't forget your shoes.

Just put everything
in the bin.

-[BUGS SCREAMING]
- You are good to go.

Go ahead and step in.

Please raise your arms,
Mr. Bunny.

-[MACHINE POWERING UP]
- No, a little higher.

Aw, come on!

I don't have time for this.

Mr. Bunny, sorry,
but I am going to have to
take you to another room

[STAMMERING] to give you
a more thorough pat-down.

- Let's just head to the room
at the end of the hall.
- But I have a flight to catch.

Let's just go
into this room here.

Sheesh, it smells like
a stable in here.

[SNORTING]

That explains it.
I know we just met,

but I'd open up
a few windows and, uh,

you know, maybe hit the wall
with a fresh coat of paint.

I will drop by later to...

I am going to give you
a real quick pat-down, okay?

This just went
from stable to critical.

[EXCLAIMING]

Pockets are clear.
I am just going to check

you are not
concealing anything on
your personage, okay?

Head's clear.
Shoulders are clear.

Knees are clear.
Toes are clear.

-[BUGS SPUTTERING]
- Head, shoulders, knees,
and toes, they are clear.

-[BUGS GASPING]
- Head, shoulders, knees,
and toes, they are clear.

- Ah!
- Eyes and ears and mouth.

[SING-SONG VOICE]
We don't know.

- Ah!
- Head, shoulders, knees,
and toes, they are clear.

Just going to give you
a quick cavity search, okay?

Ah! [GAGGING]

Hmm. Okay,
you are cavity-free.

Ah!

Huh?

[STAMMERING] Mr. Bunny,
you are going in the wrong...
It's going backwards.

Then switch it.

- All righty. But the button's
at the other end!
-[BUGS PANTING]

[SHOUTING]

Hey, Carrotoga!
That's my flight.

-[DINGING]
- It's departing now!
Not without me, you're not.

[STAMMERING]
Mr. Bunny, hop in.

Not a chance, Porky.
I got to get to Gate J11.

[STAMMERING] Mr. Bunny,
you are going in the...

Ha-ha!

[PEOPLE SCREAMING]

Ah!

- Argh!
-[CRASHING]

I am here.
I made it. Gate J11.

Yes, Mr. Bunny. [STUTTERING]
You made it to Gate J11.

I know.
I got my ticket right here.

Yes. But I tried to
tell you [STAMMERING]
they changed the gate.

- Where's the new gate?
-[STUTTERING] It's over there.

I could still make it.

[SHOUTING]

[EXCLAIMING]

[YELLING]

There it is. Almost! Wait!
No, no, no, no, no!

Hey, [STUTTERING]
Mr. Bunny, hop in.

I got a plan to
get you on your flight.

[STAMMERING] No time to waste!

Hold on to this rope.

Uh, how are you
going to... Whoa!

[SCREAMING]

[EXCLAIMING] Ow.

[TOILET FLUSHING]

[GROANING]

Ah! Finally.

PORKY: [STAMMERING]
This is your Captain speaking.

What?

We are looking at
clear skies for our flight
to sunny Carrotoga Valley.

No, no, no, no, no!
It can't be. It can't be.

He was just on the ground.

Hello, Mr. Bunny. I hope
your seat is comfortable.

Would you like a pillow?

[GIBBERING]

-[HORSE NEIGHING]
- Huh?

Sir, I am just going to
calm you down, okay?

[HORSE SNORTING]

[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS]

[CHITTERING]

Oh. I really need to find
someone else
to play this game with.

What the... [EXCLAIMS]

[SCREAMING]

[SCREAMS] What the...
How did I... Who the...

Congratulations.
You have been randomly
selected to be my guinea pig

and test out
my new cloning device.

Your new cloning...

Why not just choose
an actual guinea pig?

Yes. Well, um,
that didn't work out.

[CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]

[GROWLING]

I have improved the machine
since then.

Well, I could use
a second player
for that video game.

Yeah, whatever.

Okay. How does it work?

[GIBBERING]

[STAMMERS] Hey, what was that?

I have just initiated
the cloning sequence,

which should be done
in about five minutes.
[LAUGHS]

What's up, dorks?

Wow, you rabbits clone
faster than I thought.

I like hot ketchup.

Eureka! A perfect clone.

What?

[MUMBLING]

This guy's nothin' like me.

Are you kidding me?
He's the spitting image.

Anyone want to boogie?

Okay, which is which.
I can't tell.

Smell my buttons.

I do not sound like that.

This is totally you.

Yeah, he's got to go.

You can't put him back.

Once a clone has been created,

you can't just
get rid of them.

Wanna bet?

Hey, Einstein. Come here.

[BANGING]

Seriously.

Uh...

Okay, pal. Here's two bucks.

Go get yourself an ice cream.

Now, where were we?

I was saying that clone
was identical to you
in every way.

- Identical in every way?
-[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Ice cream.

[SQUAWKS]

Okay, so maybe
my cloning needs some work.

[BLEATS]

[SQUAWKS]

[GROANS]

Ice cream is a frozen treat
made from milk, okay?

Goodbye. Sheesh, that guy.

[SHOUTING] No!
Don't make any more!

Too late.

[GROWLING]

[PANTING]

Uh, is that normal?

Oh. I feel so silly,
I had it set for rabid.

Not rabbit.

Eh. What's up, doc?

[SIGHS]

And how do you explain
this one?

Too dark. I must have
left it in too long.

[MACHINE BEEPING]

You may want to step aside.

Yeah. Sure. I'll be over here
if anyone cares.

What?

Are you kidding me with this?

Clearly, there's a small
problem with the machine.

That's enough!

Now let's see
what you got going on here?

Oh, sheesh, you got this
calibrated all wrong.

[MACHINE WHIRRING]

Voila!

Oh, hello.

That's how it's done.

This is perfect. Now we can
play video games together.

I get first player.

No, no, no, no, no.
I get first player.

I'm the first Bugs.

- No, I'm first player.
- I'm first!

You are first.

Nice try. I know
that tired, played-out bit.

Speaking of tired
and played-out.

It seems a mistake
has been made.

Hey, what gives?

I'm putting you back in.

Can't you read?

[BOTH GROANING]

[BOTH GRUNTING]

BOTH: This is getting
me nowhere.

[MUMBLES]
It's raining chocolate milk.

Here you go, buddy.
Go buy yourself a pretzel.

[HIGH-SPEED BANJO MUSIC]

BOTH: Pop, pop, pop, pop. Hey!

Pop, pop, pop, pop. Hey!

Hey.

- Pop, pop, pop.
-[RUSSIAN FOLK DANCE MUSIC]

Hey.

[GLASS SHATTERING]

Why are we fighting?
I like myself.

Yeah. We're pretty great.

Let's go home and play.
You can be player one.

[SOBBING] Wait!
Please don't leave me.

- I'm so very lonely.
-[SAD PIANO MUSIC]

Don't worry. We wouldn't leave
you without good company.

[SINISTER ORGAN MUSIC]

[GROWLING]

[MACHINE BEEPING]

[GROWLING]

BOTH: Just kidding.
I'll take good care of him.

[VIDEO GAME SOUNDS]

This is way more fun
with the two of me.

Oh, Squeaks.
We're low on carrots here.

I told you it was a good idea

bringing that
cloning machine home.

[SQUEAKS]

Squeaks!

[SQUEAKING]

Do you smell nuts?

♪ Going down the rabbit hole

♪ Where we're going
no one knows

♪ Obstacles 'round every bend

♪ Let's see where
the tunnel ends ♪