03x51 - Undercover Bunny

[bunniefuu]

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Ugh, I'm so bored.

I wish my life was
more adventurous.

- Wha... Ooh!
-(GRUNTS)

Uh, can I help you?

(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
Yes, I'm being pursued
by evil bad guys

- and I have to hide.
- What?

My name is Foxy Foxworth,
international super spy,

and I'm trying
to foil an evil plot.

Ever hear of BURP?

Yeah, usually after
I drink a soda.

Not that kind of burp.

BURP stands for British
Underground Royal Police.

I've been watching you,
and I must enlist your help.

Me? Help a secret agent?

All right, I'll help.

- Hmm?
- Brilliant.

Now the coast is clear.
Let's go.

The bad guys stole
the Super Laser
and are hiding it in there.

We have to steal it back
before they use it for evil.

So where do I come in?

I need you to get us
through this fence.

I got a better idea.

We'll go under it.

(GRUNTS)

Oh, my, that was smashing.

(DOGS BARKING)

Oh, poppets,
we're surrounded.

Let me handle this, Foxy.

If there's one thing
I know about dogs,

they're best served hot.

Hot dogs, get your
hot dogs here.

One for you, one for you.

That's a bingo.

(GASPS) You threw
the dogs off the scent

just like a real
undercover policeman.

I knew you'd be
a natural at this.

Why, thank you.

The Super Laser
is in the room below us.

We have to cut
a hole in the roof.

Why didn't we just
go through the door?

What fun is there in that?

(BOTH GRUNT)

(GROANS) These grappling hooks
work better going up.

Oh, but you
make it look so easy.

It's like you're stealing
the Super Laser
all by yourself.

I'm sorry,
did you say "stealing"?

What? (STUTTERS) Yeah. Yes.

Yes, stealing it
from all of the nasty people

that were going to use it.

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)
I see... 'Cause of the...

Oh, look! There it is.

Now all we have to do

is negotiate the laser-guided
alarm system,

and we will have succeeded
on our mission.

Think you can handle that,
Deputy Bugs?

You mean I'm an official
member of BURP?

First rule of BURP,
don't talk about BURP.

- Can I text about it?
- No.

- Can I write a book about it?
- No.

Can I spin this giant sign
on the street corner about it?

- Just get the laser.
- I'm on it.

(UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)

♪ She's a modern day
Dancing queen

♪ The way she moves

♪ It's like a fancy dream

♪ Working hard
To make ends meet ♪

(MUSIC STOPS)

I got it!

Excellent work, Deputy Bugs.

At last, I have it.

Great! Now you can
use the laser

to cut the bars
and get me out of here.

(CHUCKLES)

(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
Yeah, right. As if.

Wait, what do you mean?

What happened
to your British accent?

Yeah, BURP, it like
totally stands for

Bad Unsavory Rotten People.

And, um, yeah,
I'm an evil bad guy.

No!

(LAUGHS) I was like...

(IN BRITISH ACCENT)
"Oh, 'ello, I'm
a British policeman."

(IN AMERICAN ACCENT)
And you were like,
"I'll do whatever you say."

(GRUNTING)

These grappling hooks
work better going up.

Agent Claudette
and Agent Le Pew.

It's been so long.
Why don't we hang out?

Oh, yeah, that's right.

It's 'cause I'm super cool,
and you're total nerds.

I am not a nerd.

That's not what your
high school yearbook says.

That was a tough time
in my life.

Give us the laser now, Foxy.

Oh, I plan on giving it
to you, full blast.

(GRUNTING)

This thing is awesome.

Let's see what else it does.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

Oh, look, I made
an art installation.

I call it "Losers".

Oh, and here's its
companion piece,

It's called,
"Goodbye Forever".

Well, that is not good.

I'm still stuck in this cage.

And I am still
stuck in this net.

And I am stuck on level one.

Ugh, now is not the time.

Speaking of which...

- Ooh.
- Now we have
to defuse the b*mb.

We must cut the red wire.

No, cut the blue one.

- Red. Red.
- Blue. Blue.

- Red.
- Blue.

Mademoiselle, I am telling you

it is the red one.

(BEEPING RAPIDLY)

I was wrong!
It was the blue one.

Run away, run away!

Don't forget about me!

(GRUNTS) Now, let's go.

(ALL SCREAMING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

Phew, that was a close one.

Well, thanks for
the rescue and all that,

I got to get home, and...

Would you like to explain

why you were helping
an evil secret agent

steal that top secret
Super Laser?

I thought she was
a good guy

because she said
she was in the British Police,

and she had this
cool British accent,

which should have
tipped me off right away

because in the movies,
it's always the bad guys
that have the British accents.

Anyway, I thought
we were saving the world,

but, in reality, I was
actually helping
to destroy it.

Whoopsie-daisy.

Whoopsie-daisy,
she is not going to cut it.

You have to help us
save the world

for real this time.

But I'm not a secret agent.

I'm not even qualified
to be a travel agent.

We will train you
to be a secret agent

by taking you to school,

secret agent school.

Guys, I'm telling you,
I'm not good at school.

The only thing I ever
passed in school was gas.

IRONBOOTAY: Silent!

Is this the recruit
you brought me?

Yes, sir. May I
present Bugs Bunny?

My name is Ironbootay,

and I am the spy master.

Look, Mr. Ironbooty.

It's Bootay.

That's what
I said, Ironbooty.

Ironbootay

- Booty.
- Bootay.

- Booty.
- Bootay!

- Booty.
- Just call me Jim.

You will train with me.

What's with the mask?
Is it Halloween?

No, it's my ninja spy outfit.

I'm gonna teach you the art of

Spy Ninjitsu.

Now, when I'm ready,
you'll attack me with this...

(GRUNTS) I said
when I'm ready.

- Attack.
- Okay, you asked for it.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS) Hey!
What was that?

It's a ninja defense move.

It's called a Hippo Flippo.

No one flippos Bugs Bunny.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

I hate to break up the party,

but it looks like Foxy
has struck again.

Hi, this is Foxy Foxworth
with a special report.

I've taken over
the United States Mint.

(LAUGHS) And it's really
given me fresh breath.

Kidding!

I'm totally talking
about the place

where they print
all the money,

and I'm totes gonna
destroy it all,

unless you give me the deed
to the Grand Canyon,

so I can have those
gorgeous views all to myself.

(GIGGLES) Toodles.

Gag me with a spoon.

Looks like you're gonna
be doing some
on-the-job training.

Trash Can One, ready to go.

Trash Can Two, ready to go.

Party Clown, ready to go.

I told you to wear camouflage.

With this outfit,
no one will know it's me.

Where is the Chief?

I don't know, I lost him
when I went to the bathroom.

I couldn't find one,
so I went into that
bush over there.

That bush was me.

Chief, I am so sorry.

Let's just carry on
with the mission.

I'll just go as a wild hippo.

Soon, I will have those
gorgeous Canyon vistas
all to myself.

-(ALARM BLARING)
- A security breach?

Oh, it's just a wild hippo,

two trash cans
and a party clown.

That's nothing
out of the ordinary.

Wait a minute.

Hippos aren't indigenous

to this part
of the United States.

She's onto us.
Double-time it.

It's time for everyone's
favorite dance move.

The Robot.

I do not see Foxy.

(METAL CLANGING)

(GRUNTING)

We can't keep this up forever.

You are right.
We need to fight.

(ALL GRUNTING)

That's it.
Hey, Ironbooty, heads up.

Time for me to pay off
some old debts.

(GRUNTS)

(BELL DINGING)

(GRUNTING)

ROBOT: Now, I got you.

Ooh, is that
a Sacagawea dollar?

-At last, I'm rich.
-(RUMBLING)

Oh, no, the money
is consuming me.

It's true what they say,

no amount of money
will make you happy

if you aren't happy
with yourself.

Wow. Turns out,
money was the solution
to all our problems.

(GRUNTING)

Oh, okay, try getting, like,

totally past my
super-awesome laser g*n.

(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

It is Foxy Fox
versus foxy fox.

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS)

(BOTH GRUNTING)

(SCREAMS, GROANS)

I'm blinded by money!

-(GRUNTS)
-(GROANS)

Mademoiselle, no!

Au revoir, Claudette.

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

- Gotcha.
-(YELPS)

This is for taking advantage
of my friendly nature.

(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

(COUGHS) That was
a pretty cool flip.

Guys, I did it.

I stopped Foxy by using
the Rabbit Toss.

You mean the Hippo Flippo.

I think I changed it enough
to make it my own thing.

Regardless, it looks like
the student has become
the master.

Well, thanks, guys.

I guess the time has come
to go our separate ways.

Separate ways?

We are an inseparable
spy team.

Together

forever.

(IMITATES PHONE VIBRATING)

Oh, no. My phone's vibrating.

What? An evil bad guy's
trying to take over the city?

That's incredible.

We must go now.

Yes, yes! You must, you must!

Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Sheesh, I thought
they'd never leave.

I was starting
to despise the spies,

and that's no secret.