03x50 - The Magnificent Millicent/The Wrong Stuff

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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

Water balloon attack! Ha!

(LAUGHING)

(GRUNTING)

Ta-da! (CHUCKLES)

(MUTTERING)

Better luck next time, shorty.

- That was magnificent,
darling.
-(GASPS)

Who are you?

I am world-famous gymnastics
coach Millicent Hopopovic.

I see all your flipses
and flopses and I know
you have gift.

I do?

I make you champion gymnast!

Now, you go with me to gym,

where I train you
for much greatness.

No, thanks.

I go to fridge where I eat
much ice-creamness.

Hmm. I guess you don't want
to be great champion

and win 200 pounds of carrots.

Two hundred pounds of
what did you say?

Two hundred pounds of carrots.

Carrots...

(SIGHS DEEPLY)

Let me tell you how I became
a world-class gymnast.

(CHOMPING)

I'll do it!

Good. First exercise:

You carry me to gym.

(BUGS GROANING)

MILLICENT:
That's it, darling.

Just few more steps
and we are there.

(GRUNTS) I gotta rest.

Champions don't rest.

You are weak!

But Millicent will
make you strong, no?

Now do as I do!

Split leap, wolf jump
and dismount! (GRUNTS)

I made that
last move up myself.

I call it "The Millicent."

I call it "Impossible."

Darling, you give me
sad face.

I can see you're going to need
a little extra motivation.

(BEEPS)

What are those?

Those are
bunny-eating piranhas.

Now, put on this steak vest.

- What for?
- To up the stakes!

- Split leap!
- Good. Smaller beam!

Hold this
brand-new dinner for two.

- Wolf jump.
- Good. Smaller beam.

- Now hold strong ox!
-(MOOING)

(GRUNTS) Dismount!

(BUGS GROANING)

Look, darling. Your beam work
needs much improvement.

But now, it's time
for ribbon dance!

Millicent will show you!

I am spectacular, no?

Is that it? (SCOFFS)

I can do this.

Could be harder
than you think, Bunya boy.

Here, take
training-wheels ribbon.

But this thing's a... Snake!

That's right.
And you better dance around
or it will bite you!

-(HISSES)
- Sweet baby carrots!

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

That was terrifying!

But a vast improvement
on previous performance.

Step this way.

These are uneven bars.

I prefer a coffee bar.

Maybe a latte.
Or a cappuccino.

MILLICENT: Hmm.

It is good thing
that you are pretty.

Now, most important thing
about uneven bars is to
stick the landing.

You see? My feet stick to
the ground like glue.

- Now you try.
-(GRUNTS)

(GROANS)

Not so good.

You no stick landing

because you do no get enough
oompha-doompha off bar.

We need to make
little higher.

You call that
a little higher?

I can't reach that high!

Oh, my Bunya boy.

You're being too negative.

You need pep talk.

You want carrots?

Then get on that bar
and stick that landing!

Now go!

I'm gonna make it!

(SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

I did it!

Of course, you did!

I spread honey on ground
so feet do not move!

Yeah, but now I can't--

Here come bees!

(BEES BUZZING)

(GROANS)

This isn't training.

This is t*rture!

Thank you
for the compliment.

It's not a compliment!

You're a crackpot!

Don't beat around
the bush, baby.

Tell me
how you really feel.

Like I wanna pick you up
and throw you in a lake!

You'll have to
catch me first!

(CROWD CHEERING)

ANNOUNCER: It looks like
we got a new competitor!

Bugs Bunny!

(BUGS EXCLAIMING)

ANNOUNCER: That is
one balancing bunny!

And the judges give him
a perfect ten!

On to the ribbon dance now.

He's certainly light
on his feet!

Let's see
if the judges like it.

-Another set of perfect tens!
-(CROWD CHEERING)

Darling!

ANNOUNCER: He's on
to the uneven bars now.

And here is the dismount!

Eh.

ANNOUNCER:
And he sticks the landing!

-By stars almighty!
-(CROWD CHEERING)

It's another perfect score!

I did it! I won!

ANNOUNCER: As the champion,

the bunny will receive

200 pounds of carrots!

Here. One for you,
rest for me.

What?

You didn't think I was doing
all this for free, did you?

(CHOMPING)

Today is the most important
day in history!

As I, Daffy Duck,

become the first earthling
to walk on the moon!

My name will be synonymous
with all the great explorers
in history.

Magellan, Columbus, Polo,

and now... Duck! (WHOOPS)

Okay, Mr. Duck. This is a go,
no-go pre-flight check.

You say "go" or "no go"
to let us know
if the system is a go.

- Roger.
- No, it's Elliot.

Please respond
with a "go," "no go."

Oh, uh, go, no go.

- So that's a go?
- I don't know.

- So that's a no go?
- It's a I-don't-know go.

Just tell me what lights
should be lighting up

and I'll tell you
if they are or not.

- Roger.
- Who's Roger?

Let's just get on with it!

- Boosters?
- Boosters, check.

- ELLIOT: Retro?
- Retro, check.

- ELLIOT: Guidance?
- Hmm. Guidance
isn't lighting up.

I'll go check it out.

Huh? What are you doing
on my ship?

We're the engineers.

Custodial engineers.

Get out of here!

I'm about to be launched
into space any sec!

ELLIOT:
Commencing countdown now!

Ten, nine...

Wait! Stop the launch!

I gotta get these janitors
off my ship.

Eight...
Postpone the mission?

Seven... Oh, I'm afraid
I can't do that.

- Six...
- What? Why?

(SLURPS) Not that it's any
of your business. Five...

But I've got a dentist
appointment to catch
after this. Four,

three, two, one...
Blast off!

(DAFFY EXCLAIMING)

(MUTTERING)

(DAFFY GROANS)

You should've had
your seat belt on.

(DAFFY GROANS)

Okay. You two, suit up.

I'll go check the ship.

And don't touch anything!

(LAUGHS) Well, look at
my shiny new suit.

I look like a big ol'
baked potato.

Then you'll need
some sour cream!

(EXCLAIMS)

(CHUCKLES) What about
the butter and chives?

There you go. (CHUCKLES)

(LAUGHING)

All right. The ship
is looking tip-top.

- Now, let's--
-(CURT EXCLAIMING)

Here come the bacon bits!

What are you two doing?

You just ruined
all the rations!

(MUNCHING) Oh, don't worry.

There's plenty more
to go around!

Let's just go over
the mission.

You two, stay here,

whilst I take the lunar module
down to the moon surface

and become the first duck
to walk on the moon.

Majestic. Triumphant.

Say, as long as you's
out for a walk,

would you mind taking
our little doggy with you?

Doggy?

(GROWLS)

(SCREAMS)

(DAFFY YELPING)

Oh, I think he likes you.

How did you get a bear
on this ship?

He's a doggy.

(ALARM BLARING)

We're getting a warning
that you guys are
running out of oxygen.

It must be a malfunction
of the computer system.

I mean, for you guys to be
running low on oxygen,

you'd have to have some
kind of giant animal onboard
sucking up all the air.

You mean, something like
a grizzly bear maybe?

(BREATHING HEAVILY)

(CHUCKLES) Yeah,
like a grizzly bear.

What you need to do is unlock
your oxygen converter,

and the key card is located
under your seat.

(GROANS) Got it!

Now put it in the oxygen
key card slot.

(MUTED BEEPS)

Oh, no! It's not working!

Well, we tried our best.

No, no, no!

We're doomed!

PUNKINHEAD: Hey, Duck.

Come on and jump
in this double dutch
we got going.

You numskulls! If I don't
get this key card to work,

we're all gonna
run out of air!

Then why don't you
put it in already?

(BEEPS)

-(BEEPING)
- Good job, boys.

You two custodial engineers
are heroes.

(ALL CHEERING)

What about me?
I was helpful.

Uh... sure. (CHUCKLES)

So back to my two heroes.

How would you boys
like to walk on the moon?

BOTH: Ooh.

DAFFY: I gotta get these
two nincompoops
out of my hair.

No one's gonna stop
Daffy Duck

from being the first one to
walk on the moon!

Well, you heard him, boys.

Now who would like to be
the first earthlings to walk
on the moon?

Oh, that's a good idea.

'Cause I think this guy
needs to go soon.

He's making
a lot of stinkies.

Uh. Yeah.

Well, then.
Let's get you boys
on to the lunar module.

This way!

(LAUGHS WICKEDLY)

Initiating lunar landing.

This is it!
Nothing can stop me now!

(CURT, PUNKINHEAD
AND BEAR YELLING)

Oh, it's so beautiful!

(YELLING)

That's one small step
for man.

One giant stinkie
for mankind!

Oh, I can smell that
through the headset.

(DAFFY SCREAMING)

(GROANS)

Wait a second.
Forget the moon.

I'm the first life-form
to ever set foot
on the planet Mars!

(LASER ZAPS)

MARVIN: Correction.

Second life-form.

(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)