01x17 - Grim for a Day/Chicken Ball Z/Halls of Time

[bunniefuu]

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[ Laughs ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

[ Zap! ]

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[ Static ]

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[ Static ]

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MANDY: This is the end.
Smash your television.

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GRIM: [ Groaning ]
A little bit of coffee

and something
for my pounding head.

Easy now.

[ Splash! ]

[ Fizz! ]

Nice and quiet.

[ Rattling ]

[ Trumpet and drums
begin playing ]

What do you think
you are doing?

Band practice!

[ Whirl! ]

Hey!

[ Cymbals crash ]

I need to practice!

[ Cymbals crash ]

Yes you do,
but not now.

[ Whoosh! ]

I've had a long night
on the job and I'm tired.

You're tired?
From what?

Being the Grim Reaper
is easy.

Easy? I'll have you know
that my job is very demanding.

Long hours, late nights, and
nobody's ever glad to see me.

Yeah, well being
a kid is harder.

We got to go to school
and do homework

and then we got
to go to bed early!

Oh, please.

Being the Grim Reaper is so
much harder than being a kid.

[ Footsteps approach ]

Oh, no, it's not!

Oh, yes, it is.

Is not.

Is too.

Not!

Too!

Not!

Too!

Not!

Too!

Not!

Too!

Shut up!

Why don't you two
switch places for the day?

That way you can
really find out

which one of you
has the hardest time of it.

So Grim, you become
a kid for the day.

[ Laughs ]

And Billy, you become
the Grim Reaper for the day.

Well, I could use a day off
and it's only for a day.

Okay, I'll do it.

Hurrah!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!

I'm going to
be a Reaper.

Yes, you are.

[ Whoosh! ]

But remember,
it's just for a day.

[ Thud! ]

[ Whistle! ]

[ Electricity crackles ]

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Air whooshing,
electricity crackling ]

[ Poof! ]

[ Laughs maniacally ]
It is I, Billy the Reaper.

Good for you.

[ Laughs ]

And Grim,
that must make you...

[ Laughs ]
I'm Grim the kid.

[ Laughs ]

[ Both laugh ]

What have I done?

MANDY:

Okay, Billy. Seeing that you're
going to be Grim for a day,

you'll be needed
Grim's list.

Grim's list?

Yeah, his to-do list.

Oh, yeah, right.
His to-do --

[ Blink! ]

Uh...To-do list.

And Grim.

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

♪ La-la-la-la-la
la-la-la-la ♪

I am a kid.

It's going to
be a long day.

[ Boing! Boing! Boing! ]

Whoooo! Hooo-hoo
hoo-hoo.

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[ Shoes squeaking ]

Aw, flowers.

Off with their heads!
[ Laughs maniacally ]

Fore!

[ Schwing! ]

Being the Grim Reaper
is fun. [ Laughs ]

[ Struggling ]
"Mr. Voorhees."

Alright, Mr. Voorhees.
Prepare to meet

[ Deep voice ]
Billy the Reaper!

[ Gong! ]

MR. VOORHEES: Wakey, wakey,
Mister Florist.

It's time to get up now,
little birdie.

How about a nice --

[ Doorbell rings ]

I'm coming!

[ Doorbell rings ]

I'm coming!
[ Groans ]

People just won't
you let you live.

They always got to be
in your ear, in your ear, oh.

[ Thwack! ]

Alright, Grim.
It's your turn.

Oh-hoo! Oh-hoo!
[ Laughs ]

Look at me!

[ Bonk! ]

I'm a kid
like Billy.

[ Bonk! ]

[ Bonking head rhythmically ]

Come on, the school
bus is here.

Ooh!

[ Sing-song voice ] The bus is
here! The bus is here!

[ Laughs ]

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[ Doorbell rings ]

MR: VOORHEES:
I'm coming!

[ Footsteps approach,
doorbell ringing ]

I'm coming!

GRIM:
♪ The wheels on the bus
go round and round. ♪

♪ Round and round,
round and round ♪

♪ All the ding-dong day.
All the ding-dong day. ♪

[ Doorbell rings ]

MR. VOORHEES:
Hold your horses!

I'm coming!

[ Drum roll, whistles ]

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[ Zip! Zoom! Whoosh! ]

[ Zoom! ]

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[ Zip! Zoom! Whoosh! ]

[ Crack! ]

[ Zoom! Bam! ]

[ Boing! Boing! ]

[ Both laugh ]

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[ Boing! Boing!
Boing! Boing! ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorbell rings ]

[ Doorbell ringing
frantically ]

MR. VOORHEES:
Didn't I say I was coming?!

[ Doorknob rattles ]

Yes?

I am the Grim Reaper
come to --

[ Laughs ]

Well, of course you are.
Boy, how time flies.

Who would have guessed
it was Halloween again?

Halloween?

Trick or treat.

[ Laughs ] There you go,
little fella.

[ Blink! Blink! ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Whining ] But I'm the
Grim Reaper.

[ Shing! ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Blink! Blink! ]

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I'm turning into Grim.

And if I'm turning into Grim,
then Grim is...

[ Screaming ]

[ Thud! ]

[ Indistinct cries ]

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I'm turning into Billy.

[ Honk! Honk! ]

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No! Wait! Waaait!
Maaaandyyyyy!

[ Shing! ]

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[ Bones clattering ]

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[ Zap! ]

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[ Poof! ]

[ Bam! ]

[ Bam! ]

[ Bus approaching,
brakes screech ]

[ Engine idling ]

[ Engine revs ]

[ Clattering footsteps
approach ]

Grim?

[ Squeaky footsteps
approach ]

Uh...wow.

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I need to stop
drinking steak sauce.

[ Laughs ]

[ Snip! Boi-oing! ]

[ Laughs ]

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[ Whoosh! ]

[ Whoosh! Whoosh!
Whoosh! Whack! ]

[ Wack! ]

Put your
hands up, Billy.

Come on,
I said defend yourself.

[ Wham! Honk! ]

Come on, Billy.

[ Whack! ]

Come on, Billy!

[ Thud! ]

Come on, Billy!

[ Crack! Honk! ]

[ Pfft! ]

What's with
you, Billy?

[ Blink! ]

You'll never learn to defend
yourself at this rate.

My brain oozed
into my nose.

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Gasps ]

[ Zoom! ]

"International Karate
Tournament.

All ages welcome.

First place wins
$50,000 in cash."

Put the bandage on, Billy.

[ Crack! Stretch! ]

No!

Quit being
such a baby.

Grim, I want you
to make me a black belt

so I can enter the Junior
Karate Tournament.

Listen you, I'm getting tired
of wasting my powers

on your dumb
little requests.

It's always, "Grim do this,
Grim do that."

I'm sick
and tired of it!

Grim! I want to be
a spider monkey.

Fine.

Perhaps I have been relying
too much on bonehead's powers,

but I need that $50,000.
There must be some way I can --

It's your lucky day.
It's your lucky day.

Stupid statue.

[ Doorbell rings ]

It's your lucky day.

I don't believe in luck.

It's your lucky day,
little girl.

[ Laughs ]

Uhhhh.

[ Sloop! ]

I don't
believe in luck.

Ooh, but you believe
in opportunity, yes?

I have something I think
you'd be very interested in.

It dates all the way back
to the Ping Pong Dynasty,

and only the Chosen One
can receive its power.

[ Twinkling ]

Behold the sacred Chicken Ball.

Once consumed, your greatest
desires will be fulfilled.

[ Bawk! ]

Greatest desires, eh?
Will this make me a black belt?

Yeah, whatever.
Just eat it.

Is this thing full of MSG?

Mm, maybe.

Well, bottoms up.

[ Chomp! ]

Announcer:
Welcome to our coverage of
the Junior Karate Championships.

We've got a capacity
crowd tonight

and they've all come
for one reason --

To watch little kids beat
the snot out of each other.

Grim, why are we here?

I like to see people
get kicked.

[ Gasp ]

Making her way to the ring
is our first combatant, Mandy.

She's accompanied
by her trainer, Kwan Ti.

Trainer?

Facing off against Mandy

is another up-and-comer.
Introducing Sperg.

You got something
to say to me, squirt?

Your mother has a job
and is a respected member

of the community.

No one talks about
my mother that way!

[ Thunk! ]

[ Whip! ]

Aaaah!

[ Gasp ]

Galloping gravestones.

Mandy just threw Sperg
clear out of the arena.

Who's next?

[ Gooong ]

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[ Thunk! ]

[ Thunk! ]

[ Smack! ]

[ Smack! ]

[ Whip! ]

Mandy has advanced all the way
to the championship match

against the 3-time champion,
Meat!

[ Zip! Thunk! ]

And it's over!

Mandy has won
the championship.

Congratulations.
Here's your prize money,

you adorable little psycho.

Infidel! I do not require
material things.

I require an opponent
worthy of my skills. Now!

What's got into that girl?

[ Laughter ]

[ Whoosh ]

Your student is very talented.

Totally, dude.

I bet she'd be good

at causing all kinds of
destruction and chaos.

I know.
Isn't it cool?

Hi, Eris.

Oh, pooh.

You tricked me, you bonehead.

What are you up to, girl?

Oh, just cooking up trouble,
you know, having fun.

And there's nothing
you can do about it.

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I could probably
stop Mandy myself, but --

maybe
there's a better way.

[ Game beeping ]

What you doing, Billy?

Playing Duty Tag.

Well, I know a much better game.

Want to play?

Okay.

Good. Now hold still.

Huh?

Mandy:
Is there no one brave enough
to step forward?

Hey! Pfft!

[ Shing! Shing! ]

Really?
You look like a nerd.

When I left you
I was but a nerd.

Now I am the Master.

[ Zip! Smack! ]

[ Foosh ]

[ Whirring ]

[ Smack! ]

Give up, Billy,
you can't win.

[ Burp! ]

[ Honk! Smack! ]

[ Slam! Honk! ]

[ Slap! Slap! Slap! ]

They're doing the most
terrible things to each other.

I -- I have never seen
someone's spine bend that way.

[ Chuckling ]

[ Ding! Chuckling ]

[ Spit! Ding! ]

Looks like I'll have to use my
full power to fight you, Billy.

Bring it on, baby cakes.

Argh!

Ooh-aah!

[ Roar! Moo! ]

[ Screams ]

[ Ground rumbling ]

[ Bang! Bang! Bang! ]

Yeah!

That's it, Harold.
No more sugar for Billy.

[ Boom! ]

[ Laughter ]

I can't believe
I'm finally rid of those brats.

And I got to get jiggy
with the chaos.

[ Smack! ]

Everyone wins.

Mandy:
No, I win.

And I want my $50,000.

And I want a snow cone!

What would a kid your age
do with $50,000?


Well, it's your lucky day,
little girl.

The island is all yours.
Good luck ruling the world.

Ta-ta!

Get me
some lemonade, you stooges.

We've got work to do.

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Ooh!
This is so cool!

A field trip
to the glue factory.

[ Bus approaching,
brakes squeal ]

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Aah!

[ Engine revs,
tires screeching ]

[ Sobbing ]

What's all the commotion?

[ Whimpers ]

We missed the coolest
field trip ever.

All because of Grim!

Me? Please.

There's only
one thing to do.

Grim will conduct
an alternate field trip.

Sweet!

That's it!

Get ready, Billy,

for the field trip
of a lifetime.

We're going deep
into the netherworld

to the Halls of Time!

Taxi!

I'm pretty sure my mom doesn't
allow me to go the netherworld.

Don't be a weeny,
Irwin.

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[ Door slams ]

[ Engines roar ]

[ Clocks ticking ]

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[ Cuckoo! ]

[ Quacking ]

[ Engines powering down ]

Welcome to
the Halls of Time!

I'm Father Time,
and I'll be your guide.

And this here
is Happy New Year.

[ Vomits ]

Ahh.

My, my.
No manners at all.

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Time's a-wastin'.
[ Laughing ]

Here in the Halls of Time,
we have recorded

every moment of time
since time began.

[ Machinery whirring ]

And here we have
the sands of time.

Every grain of sand
represents a moment of time.

Every new life receives
an hourglass filled with sand,

and when the sand runs out --
fft! -- game over.

Pretty slick, ain't it?

Let's ditch this old coot
and have some fun.

Yeah.

Yep, just like sand
in an hourglass,

these are
the days of our --

Hey.
Where are the dweebs?

Whoa!

Irwin, check it out!

This must be where
they store the hourglasses.

[ Chuckles ] Let's find
our own hourglasses.

Yeah!

[ Whoosh! ]

[ Platform humming ]

How do you think
we work this thing?

Wow!

It's Happy New Year.

Can you help us
find our hourglasses?

Pbht!

[ Screech! ]

[ Platform humming ]

[ Both screaming ]

♪♪

Hmm.

Springs and sprockets,
cartwheels,

pendulums, gears --
it's mostly for show.

Where's them
young 'uns?

Hey, Irwin,
check it out!

There must be an hourglass
for everybody in Endsville.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Oops.

Whose was it?

I don't know.

[ Glass shatters ]

Holy crud,
this is my best idea ever.

[ Pop! ]

Huh.
Probably no one special.

♪♪

Billy, look!

I found my hourglass!
I found my hourglass!

And there's my stupid
older brother's.

Last night, he gave me
an atomic wedgie!

I'm still chaffing!!

Hey, maybe you can
shake him up a little.

Yeah.

♪♪

What do you say

we get together later and, uh --

[ Pop! ]

Dinner than we could...

[ Pop! ]

...suck some face.

Ahh!

Don't be like that,
baby.

How do I know
if this works?

[ Glass shatters ]

Hey, Irwin,
check it out!

I found my dad's.

Uh-oh.
It's about to run out!

♪♪

[ Choking, gasping ]

Aah!

[ Gasping, choking ]

[ Clattering ]

♪♪

[ Twang! ]

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[ Spits ]
Ugh!

[ Smooches ]

Ooh! I know!

Let's gather them all up

and take them home
for souvenirs.

Okay.

[ Platform humming ]

♪♪

That's it --
yours, mine, and Mandy's.

Let's hit it.

Dude,
we forgot Grim's.

I oughta have your tail
for bringing them

ornery whipper-snappers
here in the first place.

Whoa!

Whoa!

Grim's hourglass.

Sheesh!
What a drama queen.

Really, man.

The black sand
is a nice touch, though.

Really creepy.

What are
you weirdos doing?

You shouldn't be fooling
with the sands of time.

It could be dangerous.

Oh, p-shaw!

Don't you know that
time is an illusion?

You're out of line!

And now, by gum, you can
just turn your buns around

and put them hourglasses
back where you found them.

Then get your carcasses
back on the bus

'cause you
are so far gone.

Boy, he's strict.

Fasten your seat belts.
We're about to take off.

[ Clocks ticking ]

I hope you learned
a lesson, Billy.

♪♪

[ Pop! ]

[ Cooing ]

[ Pop! ]

Ay, chihuahua!

Mandy?

Do you think
maybe those dopes

put the hourglasses
back upside down?

♪♪

[ Pop! ]

We gotta go back
and put them right-side up

before we disappear completely.

Disappear?
Completely?

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Pop! ]

Aah!

You gotta take us back.

Time is reversing itself.

♪♪

Welcome to
the Halls of --

Say, haven't I
seen you before?

The hourglasses
were put back upside down.

We've got to go
turn them back before --

No way, Jose.
I remember you whipper-snappers,

and you can just
hightail it outta here!

Mandy:
Hurry, Grim!

[ Whoosh! ]

Stop!
There's Irwin's.

♪♪

Irwin!

[ Pop! ]

Billy's!

♪♪

[ Pop! ]

[ Pop! ]

It's just you
and me now, Grim.

Hurry, Grim.

Grim, what do you think
you're doing?

Why, you no good
pile of --

[ Pop! ]

[ Laughs evilly ]

[ Pop! ]

[ Gasps ]
Aah!

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[ Pop! ]

[ Pop! ]

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