01x10 - Battle of the Bands/Little Rock of Horror/Dream a Little Dream

[bunniefuu]

♪♪

[Laughter]

♪♪

Dance. Dance like you've
never danced before.

Pickle, zebra, chicken!

Ready or not, here I come!

For the last time, billy,

We are not playing
hide-and-seek with you.

Come out, come out,
wherever you are!

My gosh, you're stupid.

Olly olly oxen free!

He, uh, doing that
hide-and-seek thing again?

Yep!

What that boy needs
is focus.

So what do you propose
to do about it?

About what?

The focus problem.

What focus problem?

Come on.
Let's get billy

Before he hurts someone.

Mandy?! Grim?!

Gotcha!

[Playing rock music]

Ooh! Ooh, my favorite band--

Purple filth!

Purple...

Filth!

Purple...

Filth!

Billy: purple filth!
Purple filth!

Purple filth!
Purple filth!

Hey, look, it's
the neighborhood dipstick.

Ta da!

[Panting]

Gee, sperg,
can I be a piece

Of purple filth,
please?

Well, we are looking
for a new piece of filth

For the battle
of the bands tonight.

So what instrument
do you play?

What does billy play?

Ooh, I remember!

[Cracks knuckles]

[Fwat fwat
fwat fwat fwat fwat]

Ta da!

So do I get
a purple filth helmet?

Grim: billy,
there you are.

Oh, hiya, grim.

Ahh!

Billy: ooh, yeah,
you remember grim.

He's one of my homies.

Tell him to play this guitar
before I break your neck.

Play that funky music,
grim boy.

Well, I did
used to play

That
stairway to heaven
thing in high school.

Wow!

You burned down
the whole neighborhood.

I'm terribly sorry. I--

You're in!

I'm...in the band?

Yes!

Come on, grim.

Let's go get you
a purple filth helmet.

What about my helmet?

I want to be
a rock star!

Billy's dad:
being a rock star

Is easy, billy.

Anyone can do it.

Even me?

Sure. Even me.

All you need
is long hair, makeup,

And tight pants,

And we can get that
stuff right here

In your mom's closet.

Yeah, sure,
I've got an idea!

We'll enter the battle
of the bands contest

And rule rock and roll
as father and son!

I'm gonna be a rock star.

Billy: hey, dad,
if we're competing

In this battle
of the bands contest,

Then why aren't
we onstage?

Dad?!

I'm not dad tonight, billy.

I'm mogar!

Yeah, yeah, ok,

Uh, mo...

Garrr!

So why are we up here
in the audience?

This is battle
of the bands, right?

Right!

Then...on my signal,
we attack the stage.

Let's rock!

♪ I have no friends

Boo!

Boo!

Boo!

You're terrible!

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

All: boo!

Ha ha ha!

All: boo!

Wow! Tough competition.

So when do we attack?

Soon, my son. Soon.

[Crowd cheering]

♪ A clock strikes 12,
a cool air blows ♪

♪ But I've got no fear
'cause we're not alone ♪

♪ I have no weakness,
I am the strong ♪

♪ And this is how I feel
I'm most at home ♪

♪ Cry, cry,
everybody cry ♪

♪ Because the world
has gone awry ♪

Ok, billy, let's rock.

Attack!

Aaaah!

To the stage, billy!

Hey, dad?

Dad?

For the last time,
billy, I'm mogar!

I didn't know you can fly!

Fly?

Aaah!

Uh!

Uh! Ah! Uh! Ah!
Uh! Ah! Uh! Ah!

Ha ha ha!

Mogar?!

Billy, my son,
it's up to you.

Save the show!

But what if they
don't like me, mogar?

The important thing
is that you like you.

Just be yourself,
and you can't lose.

Take it from...mogar.

Ha ha ha!

[Gasps]

[Cracks knuckles]

[Breathes in]

[Fwat fwat
fwat fwat fwat...]

Ta da!

[Fwat]

[Laughter]

Hee hee hee!

Hey, mandy,
wanna play?

I've got bread!

I'm busy.
Go play in traffic.

Hey, grim,
whatcha doin'?

Bug off, kid.
I'm busy.

Hey, irwin!

Why won't anybody play with me?

Oh, mighty wishing star

I wish I had somebody
to play with right now.

♪ Well, hello there,
little boy;
don't be shy ♪

♪ Step right up;
I'm a reasonable guy ♪

♪ Don't be frightened
by the look in my eye ♪

♪ I'm just your
average evil meteor
from out of the sky ♪

Zoikes!

Hey, whatcha tryin' to do,
suck my brains out?

[Rattling]

♪ Well, I'm just
shy and scared
in this place ♪

♪ I'm just a fish
out of water
from outer space ♪

♪ You can see that
the trip has left me
tired and drained ♪

♪ So why don't you
be a pal and bring
me some brains? ♪

Ok!

Don't worry, new buddy.

I'll get you
all sorts of brains.

Ok, where do I find
these so-called brains?

♪ Go down to
your neighbor's place ♪

♪ See the dull expression
on his face ♪

♪ You'd be doin' him a favor
if you brought him to me ♪

♪ He ain't usin' his brain

♪ He's just watching tv

♪ Go down to mr. Mcgee's

♪ He hasn't had a thought
since '43 ♪

♪ His brain is the portrait
of atrophy ♪

♪ He ain't usin' it

♪ Why not give it to me?

♪ Brains, brains, I won't lie

♪ I'll eat the brains
till they're zombified ♪

♪ Sure, they might think
it's deranged ♪

♪ But they won't give it
a thought after I've
eaten their brain ♪

♪ Brains, brains, it's ok

♪ It's not matter
if it isn't gray ♪

♪ And if, at first,
they think it's strange ♪

♪ They won't think twice
if they don't have a brain ♪

♪ Go down to the wonton shop

♪ My fortune cookie says
that I just can't stop ♪

♪ I'll suck the noodle
right out of their heads ♪

♪ And half an hour later
I'm hungry again ♪

♪ Creep into the donut stop

♪ Sneak in tiptoe
past the cop ♪

♪ Pick me up a cruller
and a cupful of tea ♪

♪ And any other sweetbreads
you happen to see ♪

♪ Brains, brains, I won't lie

♪ I'll eat their brains
till they're zombified ♪

♪ Sure, they might think
it's deranged ♪

♪ But they won't give it
a thought after I've
eaten their brain ♪

♪ Brains, brains, it's ok

♪ It's not matter
if it isn't gray ♪

♪ And if, at first,
they think it's strange ♪

♪ They won't think twice
if they don't have a brain ♪

♪ Brains, brains,
I love 'em, I need 'em ♪

♪ My tummy
jumps for joy when I eat 'em ♪

♪ Big ones, fat ones

♪ Short ones, tall ones

♪ They're so delectable,
especially the small ones ♪

♪ No time to cook it
in a skillet ♪

♪ I just grab myself a straw
and I drink 'em, oh ♪

♪ You've been swell
to go around ♪

♪ And bring me every single
brain in town ♪

♪ But with all these brains,
I can't help but think ♪

♪ That there isn't one left
out there to drink ♪

♪ Now, 'fess up, boy,
come on, heck ♪

♪ Is there someone
that you're trying to protect? ♪

♪ Bring her down here
to meet her ♪

♪ And then I'll promise
I'll be your bestest friend ♪

♪ Brains, brains, I won't lie

♪ I'll eat her brain
till she's zombified ♪

♪ Sure, she might think
it's deranged ♪

♪ But she won't give it
a thought after I've
eaten her brain ♪

♪ Brains, brains, it's ok

♪ It's not matter
if it isn't gray ♪

♪ And if, at first,
she thinks it's strange ♪

♪ She won't think twice
if she don't have a brain ♪

♪ Brains

♪ Bring me her brain

♪ Bring me her brain

♪ Bring me her brain

Ah ha ha ha!

All right,
what's going on here?

Mandy?

What's happening?

Cazbot!

Aaaahhh!

What a world!

That's better.

Mandy, is that you?

Yes. I guess my brain
was a little too spicy

For that meteor
you tried to feed me to.

I'm sorry.

Can I do anything
to make up for it?

Yes. Bring me...
Some brains.

Grim, go get us
something to munch on.

Why am I
always the one?

You gonna make me
miss my program.

Today, we will learn to
make slug loaf.

Jegoo!

h* h*! It's french!

First, we use lots of salt.

Aaaahhh!

Grim, the munchies?

I'll go!

Hey! Pizza!

Whoa.

This pizza
must be ancient.

It'll probably give me
nightmares if I eat it
right before bed.

I better throw it out.

Hiya, pops.

Take care of this, billy.

No problemo,
papa-san!

Huh?

[Snoring]

B-bunnies!

Oh, and now we will make
my famous inside-out chicken.

Please, to observe.

[Gasps]

Resistance is useless.

Obey. Obey. You must obey.

You can't resist.

Do what I say.

Do the dishes. Walk the dog.

Clean the cat box.

Slop the hog.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Obey. Obey.

Do as I say.

You can't resist.

Don't be that way.

Ah ha ha ha ha!

Whoa!

Take the trash out.

Wash my clothes.

Eat my socks, and wipe my nose!

Give us cookies.

Make my bed.

Let's play soccer
with your head!

Give up. Give in.
Do what we say.

You must obey. You must obey.

You can't resist.

Don't back away.

You'll never win.

We'll have our way!

Ha ha ha ha!

Good morning, geeks.

What's up with you two?
You look terrible.

Eh, I didn't sleep
so well.

Bunnies!

Well, I slept great
and woke up ravenous.

Do we got
any more of that pizza?

[Burp]

Tute