02x10 - CasaBonkers

[bunniefuu]

♪ Once upon a time in Toontown ♪

♪ There was a cat that had it all ♪

♪ Fortune and fame, top of the game ♪

♪ Up until he hit the wall ♪

♪ Now he makes a livin' downtown ♪

♪ Walkin' on a brand-new beat ♪

♪ Slippin' through the new day ♪

♪ Trippin' on a two-way ♪

♪ Ticket down a one-way street ♪

♪ Beep, beep, beep
Who's that cop ♪

-[tires screeching]
-[siren blaring]

♪ Crackin' up crime? ♪

[evil cackling]

♪ Stoppin' the clock ♪

[ticking]

♪ Hope he gets here on time ♪

[horn blaring]

-♪ Let's go... ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

-♪ Yeah! Totally nuts ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

-♪ No ifs, ands or but buts ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Someone's stealin' the show ♪

-♪ Can't stay, I gotta go, go! Oh, no! ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Things gettin' outta control ♪

♪ Now you're caught in a trap
Ready to snap ♪

♪ Zappin' the cap
And you're takin' the rap ♪

♪ But ya can't hold back ♪
That wacky attack ♪

♪ That's why you're still a star ♪

-♪ 'Cause you're... ♪
-♪ Bonkers ♪

[multiple] ♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Wherever you, wherever you
Wherever you ♪

♪ Wherever you are ♪

♪ Bonkers ♪

♪ Wanna wet your whistle
But you can't just wait ♪

♪ Moving like a missle
so you won't be late ♪

♪ Gotta get slippin', baby
Out the door ♪

♪ Floppin and flippin'
On a flubber floor ♪

♪ Let's get rolling like a bowling ball ♪

♪ Down to where they're dancin'
and a bouncin' off the walls ♪

♪ We're gonna bop, bop, bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the Rubber Room ♪

♪ You know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the greasy spoon ♪

♪ And when the Bully Boys ♪

♪ Get crackin'
No time for nappin' ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪

♪ Zip, zam, zoom,
They're rompin' at the rubber room ♪

♪ When everybody's shaking
And the party's on ♪

♪ We could be awake
Until the break of dawn ♪

♪ Turnin' up the boogie
Till it's burnin' hot ♪

♪ Sip the sarsaparilla
And it hits the spot ♪

♪ Forty phones are ringing
But there's no-one home ♪

♪ We're trying to set some limits
On the zany zone ♪

♪ We're gonna bop, bop, bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the Rubber Room ♪

♪ You know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the greasy spoon ♪

♪ When the Bully Boys ♪

♪ Get crackin'
No time for nappin' ♪

♪ Anything can happen ♪
zip, zam, zoom, bam ♪

♪ Rompin' at the Rubber Room ♪

♪ Pack your silly smackers
With a ton of gum ♪

♪ Stack a wacky snacky
On a hotdog bun ♪

♪ Fix a tricky mixed drink
To wash it down ♪

♪ Sip a purple spritzer
Like a circus clown ♪

♪ Fillin' a gorilla with banana stew ♪

♪ I bet you go bananas
When the dining's through ♪

♪ We're are gonna bop, bop, bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the Rubber Room ♪

♪ You know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the greasy spoon ♪

♪ And when the Bully Boys' ♪

♪ Get crackin'
No time for nappin' ♪

♪ Anything can happen
Zip, zam, zoom, bam ♪

♪ Rompin' in the Rubber Room ♪

♪ Nibble on the noodle
And the corny cob ♪

♪ Squash the whole caboodle
On a squish kebab ♪

♪Pickles on a pizza
Make a crunchy lunch ♪

♪ Silly Billy's chili
Really packs a punch ♪

♪ Sure to give your pretty litlte
Head a spin ♪

♪ Till you lovebirds
Are tuned into toony bin ♪

♪ We're gonna bop, bop, bop ♪

♪ Get rompin' at the Rubber Room ♪

♪ You know we just can't stop ♪

♪ Hip-hoppin' at the greasy spoon ♪

♪ When the Bully Boys ♪

♪ Get crackin'
No time for nappin' ♪

♪ Anything can happen
Zip, zam, zoom ♪

♪ Rompin' at the Rubber... ♪

♪ Bip, bam, boom ♪

♪ Baby, dontcha know that ♪

♪ Things are really rockin'
At the Rubber Hubba Bubba Room ♪

♪ Whoo... ♪

[cheers and applause]

Gonna take a short break.

We'll be right back.

[slurping]

Bullfinch, another round of--

Fawn.

Oh, look, Bonkers. Fawn Deer.

I know that.

Bullfinch, send a soda
over to that table, and make it...

A banana fizzy.

When Fawn gets the fizzy,
she'll fall madly in love with me.

Ohh!

She's leaving!

Fawn, my darling!

Don't go.

Oh, Fawn, my one and only.

One and only?

Man, that's a laugh.

How many one and only's can there be?

Well, just Katya.

Katya? In a pig's eye.

Katya?

Who's Katya?

[all] Who's Katya?

Katya was Bonkers' other one and only.

Katya was never my one and only.

[gasps]

Katya.

Oh, Katya, I knew you'd come back.

I knew you wouldn't forget
your little Bonkers.

I'm sorry. Do I know you?

Know me? Show the cartoon.

[gasps]

But you said to never show that cartoon.

You showed it to her.
You can show it to me.

I never showed it to her.

Show it.

Rick, I love you.

I've never been happier
than when I'm with you.

Yeah, yeah, skip this part.
Just get to my scene.

Oh, oh, wait! Here it is!

[yelling]

Rick... I can't make it, Rick.

Katya, get on the bus.
Bellhop, get her luggage.

But...

[yelling]

That bus leaves and you're not on it,
you'll regret it.

Maybe not now, but soon
and for the rest of your life.

Oh, but, Rick, I love you.

[yelling]

OK, let's get married instead.

[yelling]

[screaming]

[tires screeching]

That's it? You got beat up by pirates?

Before that. Didn't you see the chemistry?

Want to see it again?

No.

Knock, knock.

Hello, Vermin. Thanks for knocking.

I'm going to be knocking some heads

if I don't find the little lady
who stole my package.

Al Vermin?

Here? Now?

Darn.

Of all the toon joints

in all the towns, in all the world,

she walks into mine.

Come on. Cheer up.

It'd be best if I just stay away
from Katya forever.

Bonkers, come with me now.

OK.

Bonkers, I need your help.

Oh, Katya, I knew you'd come around!
We were meant to be together.

Whatever. Just hide this.

And hide it in a really good place.

Fear not, my love.
I shall do this simple task.

I shall hide this where
no one will ever find it.

-I shall--
-Just go.

Hurry. Fast.

Salutations, toons.

[all] Salutations, Al.

Al Vermin? Here?

Katya. Katya Leggsgowanalot.

Funny you being here.

[chuckles]

Funny, like a bad cold.

[chuckles]

I'm looking for a package of mine.

It's about yea big.

Wouldn't know anything about it.

I'm here for purely professional reasons
tonight, Vermin.

One and a two.

♪ The Itsy Bitsy spider
Climbed up the water spout ♪

♪ Down came the rain
And washed the spider out ♪

No.

No.

♪ Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the Itsy Bitsy spider
Went up the spout again ♪

[applause]

[cheering and whistling]

Bonkers, where did you hide the package?

What package?

Have no fear! Flaps is here!

Flaps?

[Miranda] Flaps, too?

Something's up.

I've get my money, getting my wings,
where's the package?

It's behind me?

Al Vermin?

Katya, I-- [stutters]

Al Vermin?

Hiya, Al Vermin! [laughs]

I didn't expect to see Al Vermin here.

Hey, look, everybody!

It's Al!

[all together] Hi, Al.

Have a banana fizzy, Al.

Hey... so, uh... [chuckles]

what are you doing here?

Never mind why I'm here.

Why are you here?

You're not trying to pick up a package
without going through me, are you?

Oh, Al, only a fool would try
to double cross you.

I'm here for professional
reasons tonight, Vermin.

A one and a two.

[booing and hissing]

♪ The Itsy Bitsy bug
Climbed up the water spout ♪

♪ Down came the rain
And washed the bug out ♪

♪ Out came the sun
And dried up all the rain ♪

♪ And the Itsy Bitsy bug
Went up the spout again ♪

Thank you.

One night only.

This was your last number, pachyderm.

Oh, I'm really scared of a squatty
little bug.

Squatty?

Well, listen here, big nose.

-Bug head.
-Big nose.

-Bug head.
-Big nose.

-Bug head.
-Big nose.

Bug head.

This is getting ridiculous.

Don't let things
get out of hand, here, boys.

I'm just itching for a reason
to arrest you.

Well, you can arrest him.

He and that dame Katya are trying
to steal my package.

Well, I'm watching you, Vermin.

[chuckles]

Not to worry.

I'm here for professional reasons tonight.

Don't tell me Al's gonna sing, too.

One bajillion dollars for the return
of the package.

That's a lot of money
for the circle beanie.

[all together] Circle beanie?

If we find that beanie,
we'll be bajillionaires!

If we don't find that beanie,
we won't even be breathing air.

A bajillion bucks?

Forget Flaps.

I've got to get that beanie back.

Wow! Katya gave me the circle beanie.
How sweet.

What's a circle beanie?

[all together] What's a circle beanie?

Miranda, you're embarrassing me.

Don't you ever watch cartoons?

This is the circle beanie.

This is legendary circlepotamia

where the legendary beanies
built the legendary circle beanie.

This one shows the beanie's
sophisticated aerodynamics.

With the beanie you can fly like a bird.

Or fly like Dumbo.

This is the package Katya gave me
minutes ago with the beanie inside,

which I hid somewhere.

Where?

Ah, I don't know.

The last thing I remember was...

a kiss.

We've got to find that beanie first.

I'll check the kitchen.
You look around out here.

So, Katya gave you the package.

Miranda? [gulps]

I want my beanie back.

Where'd you hide it?

You want to hear something funny?
This will k*ll ya.

I-I can't remember where I put it.
You see, there was this kiss and--

Maybe I can refresh your memory.

Boys, refresh his memory.

Where's the beanie?

Get him!

Oh, that smarts.

Whew! That was close.

Ohh!

Thanks for getting me
away from Vermin. I--

You're very brave for protecting me.

Any weaker toon would've told him
where the beanie is.

Yeah, so would I...

If I could remember what I did with it.

Oh, you silly. You make me laugh.

[laughing]

[chuckles]

When this is all over,
I'd like to spend time with you.

What I'm trying to say is,

I-- I think I'm in love with you, Bonkers.

I'm putty in your hands.

Oh, Bonkers, I do love you.

But before we could live
happily ever after,

you must tell me where you hid the beanie.

B-But I can't remember
where I hid the beanie.

Bonkers, how could you hold out on me?

I hate you.

Um, could we get back to the love part?

Ooh!

Look, Bobcat,
I've always wanted to fly, see?

Like Dumbo.

So when I heard Vermin had the beanie,

I offered to buy it from him.

But he wanted too much.

So I hired Katya to steal it for me.

But I don't need her anymore,
'cause you've got it, right?

You give it to me, and I give you her cut.

[chuckles] It's only fair.

Would you believe I can't
remember where I hid it?

Oh, holding out, huh?

Her cut isn't enough for you, huh?

Well, here. Take the shirt off my back,
you greedy vulture.

Gee, thanks. Nice shirt, but...

but see? I-- I-- I--

Not enough? Fine! Fine, take it all!

Take my watch, take my ring.

Take my right tusk.

Take my dignity, you blood sucker!

Just give me the beanie
so I can fly. [sobs]

Why don't you just give that
Dumbo wannabe the beanie?

Better yet, I could use
the reward money myself.

I told you.

I don't know--

Bonkers, where have you been?

I've been looking all over for you.

First, Al tried to k*ll me.

Then Katya was in love with me and--

Bonkers, I couldn't find the beanie.

What did you do with it?

Not you, too, Miranda.

With that beanie as evidence,

we can put Flaps, Katya, Vermin,
and his boys behind bars.

I want that beanie!

Give me the beanie.

The beanie!

Good idea, Miranda.

Package for Bonkers D. Bobcat.

What's this?

Unable to find a secure hiding place

for the package
containing the circle beanie,

You cleverly decided
to mail it to yourself

before forgetting what you did with it.

-Huh?
-Sign here.

Hey, it's the beanie!

[all together] Get him!

[gulps]

Stay back!

I've got the beanie,
and I'm not afraid to use it!

That thing actually flies?

[all together] Get him!

Oomph!

[screaming]

[Al Vermin] Follow that beanie!

[siren blares]

Hey, lady, can I give you a lift?

[gasps]

[siren blaring]

East on Franklin Ave. I got a code 621.

[man over radio] Code 621? Again?

Can't you just sh**t him down this time?

[screaming]

[panting]

Aha!

I love Hollywood!

There's always a costume shop
when you need one.

One simple swing and... beanie city.

[screaming]

Aha!

Ooh, darn.

[screaming]

Whew.

I can see my apartment from here.

Fire!

What's the big idea?

Aah!

And here we have props
from our upcoming feature--

You're Not Getting Older,
You're Getting Smaller.

[bored voice] A monster. Oh, no.
It will surely eat us all.

[growling]

Ow!

[guide in bored voice] Oh, an octopus.

Help.

Phooey.

[Bonkers] Hey, Miranda.

Bonkers?

[screaming]

Awesome possum! Missed 'em all!

I'm getting far away from Bonkers,
gangsters, and flying hats.

Oh, Bonkers, that was horrible.

Is the hat OK?

I'll take that, Bobcat.

No! I'll take it!

Cash on delivery.

Give me that hat.

No, give me that hat!

Give me my money back!

Hey, give me that!

Here you go. Thank you.

Give me the money!

Give me that hat!

Give me the money!

Take the money! Give me the hat!

[arguing]

Look, it's the legendary beanies.

Original owners of the legendary
circle beanie!

-Hi, guys.
-Darn.

But I had my money!

I was gettin' my wings!

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose.

[chuckles]

You lost.

[siren blaring]

Yikes!

A bus!

Perfect!

Yeah!

Perfect for me!

[laughing]

Never run after a bus.

Get on the bus, Katya.

But, Bonkers, why?

If that bus leaves the parking lot
and you're not on it...

Oh, Bonkers, after all I've done to you,
you're still going to let me escape.

How romantic.

Eh... No.

Bonkers, you wonderful toon.

When will I ever see you again, Bonkers?

In about five to ten years.

You're taking the fall, Katya.

State penitentiary, next stop.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Bonkers, will you ever be able to forget
Katya Leggsgowanalot?

Katya whosthewerewhatwhy?

This looks like the beginning
of a beautiful friendship.

[Bonkers] Ah, Fawn,

you're my one and only.

[theme music playing]