06x02 - Tax Man Max

[bunniefuu]

[male narrator] Now let's meet
Tax man Max!

[upbeat piano music playing]

♪ Welcome to the new variety
Sit and relax ♪

♪ I'm that song
And dance phenomenon, Max ♪

♪ Ooh, let me sing for you
Do my thing for you ♪

♪ Until they give me the ax ♪

♪ Here's the song I'm doing
Going to fill you in on tax ♪

♪ Tax is that familiar melody
Sinful and true ♪

♪ Hum it if you've earned
A dollar or two ♪

♪ Bucks are being spent
By the government ♪

♪ For whatever they do ♪

♪ Anyone who earns a living
Gives more than a few ♪

♪ So our schools can be their best ♪

♪ So our roads will have no cracks ♪

♪ Someone fix those train tracks! ♪

♪ I hear you calling, Uncle
And I'm paying my tax ♪

Oh, these are my girls.
Hello, girls!

[girls] Hello, Max!

Nice outfit.

♪ There are many different ways
That we pay what we owe ♪

♪ Ladies, if you'll form
A lovely tableau ♪

-♪ Income ♪
-♪ Property ♪

-♪ Sales ♪
-♪ Utility ♪

♪ Candy bars in my show ♪

[girls] ♪ Licenses for dogs and cats ♪

♪ And that's not all you know ♪

♪ Out of almost every dollar
A person can make ♪

♪ City, State and
Federal governments take... ♪

[girls] Take what?

[Max] ♪ What they think is fair
You giving your share ♪

♪ Now and then there's a break ♪

♪ Max is talking taxes
Hey, have I kept you awake! ♪

[girls] ♪ For the things
Your town may need ♪

♪ For the things a country lacks ♪

♪ All good things take greenbacks ♪

[all] ♪ We hear you calling, Uncle
And we're paying our tax ♪

[giggles]

[girls] ♪ People do complain
Say their taxes are high ♪

♪ What am I to get in return? ♪

♪ Oh, look around you, friend
Max is showing you why ♪

[girls] ♪ With your taxes you support ♪

[all] ♪ How we live and how we learn ♪

Now here's the good news.

Many things are tax deductible.

Which means their cost
can be subtracted

from the amount of income
you'll be taxed on.

Things like medicine, doctor bills,
and supplies for your work.

So keep those receipts.

[heels clicking]

Be kind to your parents at tax time.

[heels clicking]

♪ And remember ♪

♪ April 15th ♪

[girls] ♪ April 15th ♪

♪ What a showman you are, Max ♪

♪ Entertaining us with tax ♪

♪ In those snazzy plaid slacks ♪

♪ These slacks are for my business! ♪

[girls giggling]

♪ I tell you I'll deduct them ♪

[girls giggling]

♪ I hear you calling, Uncle ♪

♪ And I'm paying my tax ♪

♪ His tax ♪

♪ Our Max ♪

♪ And I'm deducting my sax ♪

[girls cheering and applauding]