01x01 - Home is Where the Bark Is

[bunniefuu]

-[theme music playing]
-[barking]

[engine revs]

♪ I'm seeing lots of spots ♪

♪ Plenty of polka dots ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ Can't catch a furry flurry ♪

♪ Running in a blurry hurry ♪

[barking]

♪ Get those puppies! ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Canines on the run ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Them doggone dogs are fun ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Without fail you'll wind up
chasing your tail ♪

♪ What's the harm
in revelrous adventures ♪

-♪ On the funny farm? ♪
-[clucks]

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-[barks]

♪ Life's just a bed of roses ♪

♪ 1-0-1 ♪

♪ Fast friends with cold, wet noses ♪

-♪ 1-0-1 ♪
-♪ Through thick, thin, push and pull ♪

♪ It's 1-0-1 oh wonderful! ♪

♪ Just tons of fun ♪

♪ 101 Dalmatians! ♪

[distant barking]

Morning, Nanny.

Dogs taking you
for a walk again?

Oh Harris, that gets
funnier every day.

Come on, Rolly. We've got to
hightail it to the museum.

We don't want to miss the
Fire Hydrants of the World exhibit.

Just send me a postcard, Lucky.

I'm getting a cramp here.

I'm getting a cramp, too...
a big giant smile cramp.

[Nanny] Help!

Hand it over, lady.

Oh, my purse! Help!

-[Nanny] Help! Thief!
-[Thief] Ha ha ha!

Come on, we got to catch him!

[all barking]

[Nanny] Oh! Ooh!

What a rush!

Ooh, the cramp.
Ooh, the cramp!

He's getting away!

[chomps]

[Lucky barking]

Bring back that purse,
you big jerk!

Oh. I really got to work
on my underlying hostility.

[gasps]

[Lucky growling]

Oh, what's the matter? Does puppy want
the purse back, huh?

Huh? Huh?!

[barking]

[dogs growling]

Gee, I...

[Lucky barking]

-Oh!
-[crash]

[growling]

Oh, thank you, Lucky.
That was very brave of you.

Yeah. Somebody's got to
take a bite out of crime.

Yeah, right.

What a dramatic day it's been.

Yeah. I think I pulled my groin.

I just love the city...

Full of excitement and adventure
and...

Pollution and crowds
and now Nanny getting mugged.

Oh. What's happened to this city?

-Aah!
-Whoa!

We need more room for the puppies,
Anita, and fresh air for us.

When are we going to buy that place
in the country we're always talking about?

Funny you should mention it.

Perdy?

Hmm. What's this?

Oh, Anita, this is perfect.

[Anita] It's owned by a lovely widow.

Over 20 acres, plenty of room.

There are cows and chickens
and even other dogs.

I say we make an offer.

-Move away?
-[gulp]

We can't move.
I know every deli dumpster in town!

The country?

And leave all our
city friends behind?

That's crazy talk!

I know the puppies love it here,

But I'm sure
they'll grow to love it there.

-I've decided we should do it.
-Hey, do you hear that, everybody?

We are moving to the country!

Let me make myself
perfectly clear.


[engine starts]

[sad music]

[all barking]

So this is the country.

Well, let's have ourselves a gander.

Howdy, buckaroo.
How's it going?

You like watching Thunderbolt ?

On TV?

You know, cable?

What's cable?

Okay.

Nope. Sorry.
No restaurants for miles.

[gulp] Miles?

But you're free to stop by anytime

and have some slop with me
and my daughter Dumpling.

[gurgling]

Mmm!

[chomping]

Spicy!

Hello!

My name is Cadpig,
and you two are... cows.

Name tags will help us all bond
in a friendly yet functional fashion.

No more begging for hot dogs,

no spicy sausages, no falafel.

We got to get back to civilization
before I waste away!

And I'm having trouble
getting centered.

It's all this unfamiliarity.

I need a sense of place!

Ugh! How could this possibly
get any worse?

[car horn honking]

[chickens cackling]

Welcome wagon!

What's she doing here?

For my new neighbors.

"Happy bar mitzvah, Howard"?

Well It's all they had at that filthy,
fat-infested Doughnut Shack in Grutely.

Memo to myself...

Buy the Doughnut Shack in Grutely
and fire everyone!

Anita, Rupert, the real reason
I stopped by to say hello

is so that I could say good-bye.

You see, I want to buy the place.

The property bumps
right against mine,

and that moth-eaten Widow Smedley
wouldn't sell it to me.

But you will. Why?

Because, Anita, you work for me,
and you want to please me.

So I'm prepared to offer you
double what you paid.

[Roger] Sorry, Cruella,
but your money's no good here.

-Triple it.
-No.

-Quadruple it!
-No can do.

What do you want, Rudolph?
Name your price.

It's not for sale.

This farm now belongs to us
and the dalmatians.

The dalmatians, yes.

Tell me, are there still 101,

or did I manage to take out a couple
of the mutts when I drove in?

Ha ha ha!

[growling and hissing]

Ooh. I'm picking up
some negative energy.

[Cruella] Come, Scorch.
I don't want you getting fleas.

Well, if you change your minds,
let me know.

Meanwhile, I hope you all enjoy
your little Barkingham Palace.

Ha ha ha!

[coughing]

Memo to myself... come up with a
diabolical scheme to steal this farm!

[animals snoring]

[buzz]

[hooting]

[crash]

Aah! I can't take it!

[rooster crows]

It's too noisy here.

And too hot and humid.

And too... farmy.

My primal needs cry
for a brownstone,

not a barnyard.

And central air conditioning.

And there's only one place
we're going to get all that...

Back in the city, back home,

and that's where we're going.

-Home.
-Home!

[groaning]

[ferry horn blows]

Home, sweet home!

[Cadpig gasps]

[Cadpig] Our beautiful brownstone!

Come on. Let's go!

Well, well.

Looks like three little dalmatians
have lost their way.

Run!

[Cruella laughing]

Gotcha! What?

Gone!

Whew!

Well, we made it home.

That's where the picture of Mom and Dad
was hanging, remember?

And here's where Nanny used to

light an aromatherapy candle
every night.

Ahh! So soothing.

And here's where we kept the TV.

Isn't it great to be back?

-Yeah.
-I guess.

Ha ha ha!


Those three puppies are the key

to my acquiring
the keys to that farm!

I hold them for ransom, forcing
Rodney and Anita to sell the farm.

Then they'll give me my own
money back to pay the ransom!

Ha ha!

These collars will convince them.

[buzzer]

Don't interrupt me!

[Secretary] But H and J Concepts is here.

Send them in.

Afternoon, Ms. DeVil.
H and J Concepts at your service.

We're consultants. Whatever you're
in need of, we're your guys.

From plant trimming...
Ah. Uh-huh.

To removing a stubborn spot
from your blouse.

Listen, you brainless warts!

I have an envelope in need of delivery,
and I want it done discreetly,

and by that I mean
I do not want them to know

it's from Cruella DeVil. Got it?

[doorbell rings]

Afternoon, ma'am.
We have an envelope to deliver.

And it's not from Cruella DeVil.

[grunts]

-I mean, it is from Cruella DeVil.
-Oh!

Ooh! I mean,
I didn't say anything.

Anybody ever tell you,
you have beautiful eyes?

Ah!

[Roger] What do you mean,
call the dog pound?

Look, I'm telling you, our puppies are
being held for ransom by Cruella DeVil.

[Sheriff] You say Cruella DeVil
is responsible?

Of course Cruella did it!

Who else sends ransom notes
that are dry clean only?

Ooh...

Oh, the sheriff's no help.
He's probably on Cruella's payroll, too.

Oh, Roger, you don't know that for sure.

And we've got to give Cruella
the benefit of the doubt.

We have no real evidence she did it,

and she's not so bad
when you get to know her.

I know her as well
as I ever wanted to,

and I know something else.

The only way to raise that ransom money
is to sell the farm.

Oh! There has to be a better way.

[Perdy] Do you think this will work?

[Pongo] It's our only hope.

[barking and howling]

[dogs barking in the distance]

[Lucky] Isn't it fun spending the night?
Just like old times.

Oh! I don't remember
freezing my butt off, Lucky.

Back at the barn, you were hot!

Well, now I'm cold.

I'm hungry, both physically
and spiritually.

I still miss my friends.

Oh! Should never
have left home.

What? But that barn's not our home.
This is our home.

You two just relax.
I'll find some food.

Uhh!

[sniffing]

[Rat] Hey! Can't you see
a guy's trying to sleep?

[soft melody music]

[sigh]

[yawning]

Lucky, what are you doing?

[growling in effort]

Trying to get the door open! Uhh!

But I think it's locked.

You mean, we're going home?

If we find a way out.

I've got an idea!

Are you sure
this is going to work?

Trust me.

Ah-ah-chew!

Whoa!

This feels very familiar.

[toilet flushing]

Ah, it'll never work.

Ooh! Shouldn't I have been on top?

[Cruella] I'm off to buy the farm.

You two get in there
and put those mutts in this sack.

Then wait to hear from me.
Understand?

[Jasper] You can count on us, ma'am.

-Whoa!
-Uhh!

What's going on?

Cruella's up to something.
We've got to hide.

Ooh!

Puppies?

Puppies!

[Horace] They must really love them
if they're willing to sell

the whole farm to Cruella
just to get them back, huh, Jasper?

Just find the puppies.

[straining]

There they are!

[Jasper] Oh! Get out of my way, will ya?

Huh?

-Hey! What's going on?
-Come on!

We got to get back before
Roger and Anita sell the farm!

[barking]

[ferry horn blows]

[Lucky] Hey, look!

-We need a ride.
-[Scottie] A ride?

h* h*! I do not think...
Well, blow me bagpipes!

Do you three be
Pongo and Perdy's puppies?

That we be.

[Scottie] Well, hop aboard!

Heard all about ye
on the barking chain.

[man snoring]

[Rolly] It's over. There's no way
we can outrun her car.

[Scottie] I'll take care of her.
You three get going!

[barking and growling]

[dog barks in distance]

Colonel, wake up! Colonel!

Oh! What? Uh... Oh, hello. What?

A message about the puppies.

Oh, uh, the... the puppies
are on their way,

and so is Cruella!

We've got to stop her
before she gets to the farm.

Meow!

[barking and howling]

[barking in distance]

All right, we've got
our orders. Let's go!

Oink!

Neigh!

Moo!

Now!

-[all barking]
-Oh!

I picked the wrong week
to quit smoking.

Arf! Arf! Arf!

Come back here, you mutts!

[blows raspberry]

Ha ha ha!

Aha!

I've got you this time!

-[door opens]
-[Anita] Why, hello, Cruella.

Care to explain?

Hmm? What?

Oh! Oh, yes, the puppies.

Well, I, uh, I found them
wandering around lost, you know.

So I was just bringing them to you.

See, Roger? I told you
Cruella wasn't behind this.

Well, well! I guess I had you
pegged all wrong, Cruella,

And now, with the puppies back,
we don't have to pay the ransom,

and we can live on the farm
for a long, long, long time!

Humph!

Memo to myself...

Come up with another scheme
to steal this farm!

Nanny, bring some food for the puppies.
I think they're hungry.

Who cares about the food?

I'm just glad to be home.

Well, I care about the food!

Princess, I'm personally thanking
each and every one of you

for helping bring us back
together with our family.

And now that I'm back,

I would like to revive the
name tag distribution program.

I still don't know
where I'm going to find food

out here in the middle of a farm.

Hey, apples!

[soft melody music]

It's good to be home.

[theme music playing]