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01x24 - The Best of Real Wheels

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Real Wheels". Aired: 1993 – 2004.*
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The series of videos revolved around Dave (sometimes with Becky) in jobs that focused on the vehicles being featured.

01x24 - The Best of Real Wheels

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I want we love Dave silly Adventures we came to

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[Applause] it's pilot

Dave pilot Dave to base I'm about 5 miles out now let's hope we make it we're a little

low on fuel

here up there hold

on I'm going to bring this baby in okay [Music]

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[Music] though this right there think we can land on top of there yeah all right let

me take her down [Music]

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I

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good

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oh I didn't mean to I'm so sorry I shouldn't have done

that ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and distinguished guest Dave is now

backstage let the show begin

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I should be the last [Applause]

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hello everybody I'm so glad you're here look at all you guys help me sing this song

will you here we go dream cuz you never know the kind of things you'll see dream

cuz you never know how big a dream can be we're going to have some fun today

we're going to laugh and sing and play we're going to dream some dreams today

so let's all Shout It Loud come on everybody help me out here

we go dream big cuz you never know the kind

of things you'll see dream cuz you never know how big a dream

can be we're going to have some fun today we're going to laugh and sing and play

we're going to dream some dreams today so let's all shouted

[Music] [Applause] loud never the kind of things see

dream CU you never know how big a dream can be we're going to have some fun today

we're going to laugh and sing and play we're going to dream some dreams today

so let's all shout it loud here we go one last time

ready GRE hey that was pretty good yeah give

yourself a hand well you know what Dave always

tells you in his videos that you can grow up to be anything you want to be you might grow up to be a policeman a

fireman an astronaut a nuclear scientist maybe a doctor or a

you got to study hard you got to stay in school and you got to keep your body healthy so you can be happy and do

whatever it is that you choose to do it always helps me to pretend I got to get my brief tase out bring it over here and

put it on my table I get about C out of here sometimes I like to pretend I'm a a

cowboy you get up get up and sometimes I like to be a train

engineer oh aboard anybody remember there goes the

train whenever I ride my whenever I ride my motorcycle I got to wear a safety C

you should wear one too whenever you ride anything with two wheels like a bicycle this is a motorcycle safety got

we got there I love running bulldozers big things like these here so I got my

construction for hat right here pretty good that protects my head

and taste anything falls on me I'm not done yet oh I a lot of stuff in this

briefcase here's my captain s when I go sa and my desert hat for what

I'm my head then of course last but not

least my fireman T matter you don't like

my Jes backwards oh well anyway this is my

favorite [Applause] hat fireman day you're my crew okay

we're going to be fireman now now now let me see you know what you need you need a hat you need a fire

hat there you go there's a fire hat for you you and

you this this size fits all so here we go put your foot in

there you got it okay get the foot down in there pull

them on you got him can you stand up okay now don't move okay got it

whoa these are real fire gloves so they're kind of big how about you got to see what you're doing so here

let's put these on you and these are for you there we go all right salute Captain

Dave our fire department is ready to roll in the old days they didn't have

firet trucks they had to do what they call a Bucket Brigade you know what that is what it's where they they take a

bucket full of water you guys paying attention got lots of water in here

see and this is what we're going to use to put out the fire okay pass the the

bucket I'll be over here waiting for you don't spell it now hey hello

Samantha it's too to see okay I'll put them

on very good job we practiced really good didn't we

okay big round of applause for the Bucket Brigade here's what we're going to do

Michael we uh in the construction business we build stuff and then you know it gets old and we got to get rid

of it so we can build something new it's called demolition can you say demolition

demolition very good see that uh old up there okay we're going to demolish that

we're going to blow it up I have a special radio control device here be very careful with this cuz it

can trigger it at any time so don't touch the red button until I touch it hold on to it you ready we're going to

do is we're going to blow this up I need some help we need to count it down everybody ready help us out three 2 one

push the button push it again good boy push it again okay pushing it oh that's a big

one really f one more time here he

goes good job you did a great job let's have a big round of

applause you know now that I think back my great great grandfather was uh was a magician he was world famous in Europe

he was known as The Great and Powerful Hood deie my name is Dave hood you know so his his

name was Hood de I think we have a picture of him somewhere can we get that up on the screen

here what is itle Taylor is that right Tyle Tyle Kyle I got it sound it out

Kyle how do you do sir hey you want to be a magician first

thing you got to have is a magic wand see this is our magic wand I can wave it

over you all kinds of things can happen okay you want to hold on to that

and do the magic oh you broke

it put it back in the Hat see if we can fix it in the magic

hat here say a few words Abad there it is it's fixed you want to

try it again okay

what is going on here Kyle you broke my wand

again I think what we need is a better wand what do you think oh look at

that it's a magic wand Kyle what else you got in there look at what you

[Music] [Applause] do hand over the magic W be very

cautious with it it's very special and very powerful my great great grandfather left it to me the great

hoodini okay are you ready to do something here this is a trunk that he left me now I want you to stand right

there okay here off to the side a little there we go don't get under that cuz that could be dangerous we're going to

dip it over and look inside see Kyle put the put the wand in there and poke it around there nothing in there is there

you think nothing at all here we go all right we're going to put it back I want

you to say the magic word you got a magic word for me Abad Amber's good can

you do it all right here we go everybody count to three in W the magic one are you ready one two three stve the word

and hey Bo a golf pile this is my lovely

assistant the great and amazing Sarah

[Music] my my great great grandfather The Great

Houdini left me the trunk the magic trunk now that was something wasn't it he also left me this hanky and he told

me that this hanky had magic in it but I have never been able to get it to do anything so shall we give it a shot

tonight yeah he said if I put it in a bottle something about something about

physics that it would go in the bottle like this and then it would it would be in

the bottle and I would put a a cork in it who's

that and then he said it would it would do something come on do something if I

put this this scarf just right he said it would it would do something it's not

doing anything [Music]

I think it's got to

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powerful how about that mag

that okay well you know in my movies I almost always have a sidekick with me

and my most recent one called there goes a rescue hero I had my very best friend

who knows who it was Char Charlie yes it's Charlie now would bring Charlie out

would you like to meet him come on Charlie Charlie Farley there

he is Charlie you know is is quite a talented dog we went to rescue hero

school didn't we Charlie yeah and Charlie well he he didn't do too well he he got kicked out of rescue school for

not paying attention just like that see okay well Charlie he couldn't do any of those fancy rescues but I didn't hold it

against him cuz I still love him cuz he's my favorite guy and Charlie knows one trick pretty well show him your

trick Charlie wag Your Tail Wag your tail oh I forgot he hasn't got a

tail Charlie has he got a tail we tried this earlier and he had a little accident so we want to make sure he

doesn't you know do anything unusual good job Charlie see all the

kids you like them yeah say hi give me a kiss give me

a kiss you don't want to give he wouldn't give me a kiss in a video either remember that say

on that was a good job who else do I usually have with me in my videos my

very good friend what is her name you know who knows what is

it Becky you're right it's Becky she's my good friend where do you think Becky

is tonight she's out driving an 18 wheeler last time I saw her but you know there's

a big satellite dish on the roof I got my radio here here come on Charlie good boy just hold it a little while let's

call up my good friend Becky see if we can find her this is truck driver Dave the truck driver Becky are you there oh

there she is there's her truck I recognize that everybody know that

truck hey buddy watch what you're doing I'm a big truck here yeah yeah this is D

the truck driver Becky truck driver Dave truck driver Becky come in please come in Becky hey this is truck driver Becky

what you doing Dave I'm here with real Wheels live with all these kids look hey kids look how many kids there are you

guys look great they do what are you doing well I have to deliver this huge

load of videos or I'd be there Dave you know one of us has to do our job I'm glad it's you I'm having fun but guess

what I did I prepared a blooper reel you know what those are don't you those are

mistakes no no no no no I know and the kids know all the mistakes you made in our videos right kids yeah

no so anyway does anybody want to see these bloopers yeah okay so let the real

begin action oh my God action help me okay

wait wait wait here here here I saw this in television one your hands

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the boat's moving boat's moving we don't have rolling

action moving we don't have any tickets we're not supposed to be

herey exit it's one of four there's two on the roof uh one on the side and uh

one in the back is it four okay

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good well she's in good good hands with me sir I know she is Dave that's why I'm interesting you

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action a

Marine you know has to have his [Music]

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all I forgot what song I'm supposed to sing what am I supposed to sing uh the

from the halls of L Zoom to the of Triple

E always fake you want me to do that again I think I'm done with that always

faithful tank driver Day always faithful

ow I used to go camping in a place in Mountain View Terrace when I was a kid I know exactly where it is put the map

away I'm sorry I'm sorry put the map Bo let's go

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buddy 69 oh that's us let's [Music]

go okay we're ready to go [Music]

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all right the big I rode the monster everybody else been saying they rode the monster truck

can they R him you boy with the big

dummy know if we got to leave Frank's truck out well we can get a tow tuck truck it's going to have to be a big toe

tuck I didn't run out of gas the truck ran out of gas I have lots of gas I know just don't

let any out right now please I like a good bar I got lots of gas here's one

for you I hate you and I want my

[Music] [Applause] mommy well I hope I didn't embarass it too much Dave where is Dave well kids I

don't have time to wait for Dave I got to get going but I hope you enjoyed those bloopers I'll see you on the flipflop tin for good buddies this is

truck driver Becky signing

out well those were pretty embarrassing you know old day but you know what he

always says I shouldn't have done that what is it special a for day five

right in the middle of the show must be important let's see what it is it's a videotape says tape of old film from The

Great Houdini it's from Grandpa here take it back and put it in the the tape

machine let's take a look at that can we put that up on the big screen yeah pipe that up there okay oh it is very old I

can tell from the scratchy [Music] film I

my the grave and Powerful

hini not to be confused with that minor escape artist known as hoody

no I am the great Hood de as you my only remaining Bron I've

chosen to pass on the powers of the Great and Powerful

hini is true you'll had them all

along they are in your fingertips fingertips yes I these fingers

go ahead and try that b over there

where this

one scw in and your f

very now I hope the power of your favor is to

work use the power of your

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ni

oh man Grandpa Grandpa it is the Great and

Powerful who is speaking to you again I recognize it Grandpa very Breen I

must what do you say we we try something bigger but boy try something bigger

Rich for the hot box the hot box yes the

hot box the H box go ahead and remove the

leg re grab the tank yes now I'll put the power of

offenders to work once again [Music]

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I'm going to sing another song okay just one more song before I go and this one's very special CU it it relates to real

wheels and the whole message of what we're doing okay

when I wake up in the morning I wake up to Big Dreams of tanks and trucks and

airplanes all kinds of big machines I love to see them operate I want to learn

their tricks I want to look inside them and uh see what makes them

[Music] d*ck yeah I like that all right let's

see if we got some more here there we go now all the folks

who drive these things they're interesting too they know how to keep them running they know just what to do I

love to wear their uniforms and try on all their

hats uhoh I should have done

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words fire trucks ambulances bulldozers and traines racing cars trucks

motorboats and PLS now there may be a Vil out there that I haven't tried out

yet and think go look inside here ORS I got all

wet oh well those things happen can't let a b it down that's for

[Music] sure now all the great things in this world that you can do why not choose the

job you love the the one that's just right for you there's nothing that can stop you if you really try you'll move

and gr and Di and c and maybe

even fly all the way to the sky maybe to the

moon or Mars I know you can do it if you

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try yes good job DAV and you have you have made me proud but but perhaps

the audience would like to see one more

amazing amazing illusion of the great H see one

more after I had my she a

victim you will see you will see what magic you can do thank you

Grandpa after try to make him proud so I'm going to hypnotize you are you ready

ready are you hypnotized you can't move if you're

hypnotized I think she's hypnotized you think she's hypnotized all right follow me follow me don't hit your head have a

seat on the couch please or now if you would very carefully I want you to lay down lay down very

good now this is a very very serious serious illusion that's been

around for hundreds and hundreds of years so if you're ready I'm going to

cover you up okay do not worry about a thing Sarah because what is going to

happen here is that if I do in fact drop you I well I won't drop her very hard okay here we

go there we go for the Great and Powerful

could all right then already you're feeling lighter and

lighter and lighter you're beginning to actually

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[Applause] thank you very

much a great way to get rid of a Troublesome teenager everybody for com have a safe

dve home byebye

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