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01x14 - There Goes Santa Claus

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Real Wheels". Aired: 1993 – 2004.*
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The series of videos revolved around Dave (sometimes with Becky) in jobs that focused on the vehicles being featured.

01x14 - There Goes Santa Claus

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and I'm Santa Becky but we're not the real Santa the real Santa gave us permission to pretend for the day so

that we can all learn about the spirit of Christmas was the day before

yesterday and all through the town the spirit of Christmas was all around to get in the

spirit of Christmas we decided to visit a place called Santa's Village near Big Bear California now even though we all

know the real Santa lives at the North Pole this is a great place to do some shopping and get in the spirit of giving

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it's a deal in the spirit of giving I decided to

give the animals some personal attention [Music]

boys just like the reindeers [Music]

hey mr. big how are you well merry

Christmas to you too [Music]

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it's a donkey hi there look at this

aisle minute your bucking bronco look

what I found I'll bet you know what this is

we just a minute you don't have a read it always through you but I know what

you are you're a reindeer from Sweden just like Santa hats and look at your

antlers they're all hairy that's how they are when you're growing right and you'll lose them every year

and you'll grow a new set that's pretty neat and look at your feet they're big so you don't sink in the snow right okay

come on let's go back to the barn [Music]

Becky I saw real reindeer yeah look I got got this beautiful decoration for

our Christmas tree we've better get at the Christmas tree farm before it's too late come on

[Music] [Applause] oh boy this is gonna be so much fun oh

no if I want to cut down a living tree well we wouldn't want to cut a tree down in the woods but this is a Christmas

tree farm they take little seeds put it in the ground and the seeds grow up to be Christmas to you just like carrots

and lettuce [Applause]

now I knew finding just the right tree was going to be tricky but I wasn't prepared for this every time we'd find

just the right tree Becky would change her mind

becki becki i not only couldn't find the right tree I couldn't find Becky

beki [Music]

this tree is beautiful let's put the lights on [Music]

here's to a great-looking Christmas tree it may not be perfect but it's got character

it's great this is great hot chocolate mmm-hmm no I just love this time of year me too you know the only complaint I've

got I always get presents but I've never actually met the real Santa Claus if I

could meet the real Santa Claus I wouldn't need any presents well I'm not so sure he's even gonna come this year

because he knows who's been naughty or nice and you haven't really been well you've been naughty what are you talking

about I've been very very good for your information no no what about there goes a boat it forces the submarine Oh

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and what about police car oh yeah I'm

surprised we both weren't arrested in that one what about you you're no angel

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oh we were really a big help at the races weren't we yeah well

oh and what about a monster truck when

you ran over your dad's card are you sure that we parked this in a

safe place yes my dad's car loaned it to me special yeah I know telling my parking away from all the

rest of Carson wouldn't get banged up

uh-oh I shouldn't have done that yeah

well everybody makes mistakes and I didn't do any of those things on purpose that's true and I think Santa

understands that I hope so I don't know

but I think it came from the roof let's go check it out gosh it's in presents in

a note it's from one of Santa's elves dear Dave and Becky I hope you can help me I'm one of Santa's elves I helped

make the toys and I've had an emergency and won't be able to deliver these presents Oh Santa needs him before he can leave

on his journey to visit children all over the world on Christmas Eve it's up to you to get them to his house at the

North Pole in time just follow the map and don't be late Santa's counting on you sign the chief joy maker let's go

gonna get the lead Santa Claus

Oh Oh did you remember to lock the door

[Music] you you better be good are you sure

we're supposed to be wearing these outfits well the elf wouldn't left them if you didn't want us to win we're official Santa's helpers and we have to look the

part well how come you look a lot bigger than me I had a pillow for breakfast these beards itch I have it and I know the

perfect place to start all right let's go

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we got to be more careful walking in the woods I wonder if the real Santa goes through this I tell you Santa Vicki its

Santa Clauses beat I think we better take a break here I agree we sure could use Santa's reindeer and sleigh about

right now reindeers lehel dancer Prancer clancer fancy fancy and rudolph right

Dasher dancer Prancer vixen Blitzen yeah

I don't care about reindeer all I want to do is meet Santa in person for once

in my life [Music]

boy I don't know about you but I'm getting tired all right

that's a load off my back

what's that it's a snow cat hey we would get a run I'm tired of walking hey hey

over here were you guys doing out here we're on

Santa's helpers when we're on our way to the North Pole deliver presents to him yeah give us a lift well I'm not going to the North Pole but

I can take you a little bit perfect thanks it's a neat machine this is

really neat it's a bombardier snowcat look at the back it's got a tiller on that turns up the snow and then it flattens it out

smooth and on the truck itself it's got military like tracks on it it's like a

tank only they're bigger and wider so the wheels don't sink down in the snow and look up here there's a plow on the

front just like a bulldozer come on Dave hurry up let's go we're off to the North

Pole [Music]

[Applause] [Music]

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as far as I can go say hi to Santa for me please circle thanks bye bye bye think

it's this way

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up there that's a blizzard coming out a five or so

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Dave this is taking way too long we're never gonna get the Sabbat boys on time

whoa

well he's a motor under there you know how they work that's a big belt on the bottom it goes low whoom whoom and it

rides over the snow just like a motorcycle highway we think somebody would mind if we took it the keys in it

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what's wrong I don't know we're out of

gas well we have a bigger problem than that I dropped the presents you did what I

tried to tell you way back I mean way back there you shouldn't have done that Vicki said it was going to be happy with

us we're gonna go back and get him now come on we have to walk through all this deep snow

okay I think we're right here grazie we go that way

oh come on Santa's place

I have a feeling that the snowboard

well it looks just like a surfboard you know well yeah I've seen it on TV you

just kind of this kind of you got it

this will get us to Santa's place much faster let's go for it

let's put him on

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[Applause] [Music]

holy Kahuna I better stick to walking

Peggy Peggy Shanna Becky I think I put

just a little too much sure Shawn at that time

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I know all about them because I read about them in the history books give me the math you go load up the sled okay

somebody obviously left him here to help us out I know you guys are the smartest dogs cuz you're in the front I want you

to look at this map we're going to the North Pole hey pay attention we're going to the North Pole to deliver these

presents to Santa Claus so he can take them to kids on Christmas Eve we just have to follow this line here and gained

up right there at Santa's house okay okay we're gonna do it are we let's go

the biggest and the strongest dogs on the dark sled team are usually located near the rear in fact the biggest and

strongest ones by the wheel dogs they're right here these two guys and they got harnesses on and they actually steer the

sled and keep it on the trail and look at the sled it's a beauty isn't it Becky

look it back here the way you stop it is by these big hooks and then there's also

a break here that you can step on at the back and your balance pipe driving it like this and there's always a secret

word that gets the dogs to go here take the map like the secret where you're ready to go giddyup

peel out flashed off

step on it there goes a kitty cat I know

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we gotta go to the bathroom why are you gonna go out here oh I'll just go behind that tree over there okay right back

don't move all right then I'm gonna check the map stretch my legs babe

what's taking you so long I'm almost done I really had to go be there just a

minute

I'm coming boy I really had to go I tell you this snow is nothing but March got

away what that wasn't my fault nice now we're gonna have to walk again

[Music] wait wait just a minute

what what are you sure we're going north yes I mean I'm pretty sure we're going

up give me the map let me see this thing

why you you better be nice [Music]

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[Applause] [Music]

well I think we're right on track we're definitely headed north we better be on track as far as please come I'm tired

look that's a tennis racket it's not a

racket that's a snowshoe oh yeah and there's four of them do you what that means somebody has been helping us all

along the way somebody's been guiding us because I

know you don't know how to read that maps I do you and I got it upside down there no which way do we go well now I

don't know way yeah but there's no shoes on let's go [Music]

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[Applause] [Laughter]

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Kampai yeah

[Music] come on partner it's just a little bit further we're all wants to go down the

mountain [Music] whoa

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dear Dave and Becky sorry I missed you I had to be on my way the reindeer and I have a lot of stops to make don't worry

about the presents I had my elves make extras thanks for trying so hard see you next year h* h* h* Santa Claus

see you next year h* h* you know what that means it means I'm this Santa Claus again well don't feel so bad yeah I

guess you're right you know if you believe in Santa then then every time you give a gift to

somebody you care about you've really got the spirit of Santa Claus [Music] that's the spirit Dave you never stopped

believing yeah I believe it Santa Claus I believe in Santa Claus even though

I've never really seen him I believe in

so if you believe in Santa Claus to remember he knows if you've been naughty

or nice so always be real nice and we'll see you next year

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