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01x10 - Here Comes a Roller Coaster and Other Exciting Rides

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Real Wheels". Aired: 1993 – 2004.*
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The series of videos revolved around Dave (sometimes with Becky) in jobs that focused on the vehicles being featured.

01x10 - Here Comes a Roller Coaster and Other Exciting Rides

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Six Flags Magic Mountain remembered that conscious that one and I got the two

tickets to Six Flags what they just came in the mail we're going today let's go

come on yeah

what is it Taylor dad you're not even listening to me I got tickets to Six

Flags that's Six Flags tickets the wait a minute I've got this report I can't

can't get the printer to work tonight so who cares about the printer let's just have fun we got the tickets I know

Taylor but listen when you get to be an adult like I am sometimes you have to do things you don't want to do like work instead of play and if I don't get this

report and I could lose my job so in other words you don't want to go now listen it's not that I don't want to

go I really really want to go but I just can't I've got to get this reported we'll go next weekend all right I

promise yeah sure the next week always say

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I'll take a little 10-minute nap Jean heard anything it's six flags

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another adult who just doesn't get it what is it little I mean why can't they

just enjoy life like us kids now look at this roll it's awesome thousands of feet

of excellent Oregon's high when it was built it was one of the tallest and

longest wooden roller coasters in the world it's a twin racer - that means to track

side-by-side [Music]

look at I give this guy a ride awarding the best roller coasters in the world

doesn't seem to have a clue well I guess it was just a lot of time I'm making the

beards and see if I can wake up to getting them here goes [Music]

so Dave feel like a kid yet son is that

you let me introduce myself I'm Taylor your guide or better known as well

the kidding you you look just like my son Taylor yep that's what they all say

where am i what's going on you my friend are at Six Flags Six Flags

how did I get here well probably the same way everybody goes the good old desire to have fun that's something we

kids are experts at yeah so what did you think of the first ride at the park oh

it was pretty exciting a little scary too well my friend you just experienced

Colossus one of the longest roller coasters in the world the longest in the

world yep I thought all roller coasters were the same then you've got a lot to

learn come on [Music] [Applause] [Music]

take a look at this day there's eight totally awesome roller coasters and all kinds of different rides and attractions

this place is simply the best want to take a look for yourself yeah yeah I

would but you know I don't know if I have enough time it seems like there's something that I have to be doing right

now time at Six Flags time is nothing you

have to worry about that's part of the magic come on follow me okay

this my friend is gold rush' gold rush' what's it like well tell you what you

ride it and you can tell me wow I don't know how about if you go

that's funny I might as well try it

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mean this is one of the first roller coasters building here and hey besides it's really cool being built into a

mouth I don't like being in the forest don't let the scenery boys it's still a lot better than

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hey Dave oh hey you're back so what did you think well you know it

was it was interesting it was very interesting interesting huh

okay let's try flashback come on

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okay this should do the trick flashback is for real there's the word

acceleration anything to you it will

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hey hey feeling any different ah no should I be oh boy leave me I'll

spin out losing the trick spin out wait a minute what's us spin out but me most

adults can't take it especially when the bottom drops out whoa oh man whoa so

how's it going I tell you I haven't felt like that since I was a kid nice going hey why does it have a jog

the old memory bank come on oh I don't know

welcome to Gotham City Gotham City

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Oh Batman was one of my favorite shows

when I was a kid I remember the Joker and the penguin Catwoman oh and this car the Batmobile this is

one of the neatest cars I've ever seen

that's for later right now it's time for some revolution come on revolution was

here at the beginning back then revolution was the beaver a five-story

vertical loop and computer design turns a truly excellent ride

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that was awesome did I say awesome where

is that kid he is always disappearing [Music]

hey kid hey I've been looking all over for you just look at that my bit the

score yet that was a pretty complicated game hey you want to give it a try oh no

I have enough trouble with computers let alone something like this well we'd better get moving because there's a lot more to see here did a lot more rides to

run yeah speaking of computers it seems like there's something I got to be doing

hey how about a picture hey that's a great idea let's do it have a seat

wait a minute there's something missing here hey kid I wish he'd stop doing that

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one at his age he should remember all those stories about the incredible roller coaster from Coney Island well

this is it or at least an exact replica of the original cycle oh yeah the new metal

roller Christian's can do things big ol wooden ones can but there's no thrill

like the kind you can get on a wooden months are like this even the kids know that just listen to the screams

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are you doing hey kid you know I really

appreciate you taking me all over the park and everything but I got to tell you I'm just not as young as I used to

be you're as young as you feel you know what you're right come on I

think there's something you need to see there we go again

Wow you grew up watching Bugs Bunny cartoons didn't you oh yeah it Bugs

Bunny a Tasmanian devil and Daffy Duck and I thought I thought what again Tweety Bird well check this out this is

Bugs Bunny land but the riders are small well see it six flags that's something

for everyone

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I see so you got to be shorter than this line to ride these rides right even I'm

too big oh you sure are and they even have a kid sized roller coaster just

what their faces light up [Music]

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this is great you know I haven't been around good since I was a kid on my grandfather's farm see it's never too

late to be a kid selim ready for more fun hey can I write some more I sure can

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okay I think he's in the spirit now we're finally making some progress so

let's go high-tech this is ninja the first overhead spended rollercoaster

anybody around here ever saw just watch the turns you don't just turn your block

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okay he's ready for the really big foot this is white and this is wicked look at

this thing they were right to name it after a snake

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good choice save

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now let yourself go dude feel the kid in you oh my gosh he's finally got it

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by golly he's finally got it I'm so proud of him look at least totally out

of control I think this is one of those who's definitely found the kid [Music]

he's obviously in the spirit of things now I think he's ready to graduate [Music]

this is totally awesome this is Batman the ride this is the ultimate

state-of-the-art computer design ride overhead suspended beat hanging free

fully inverted outside blue must twists just watch him rock and roll down

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- missed me while I was on that ride I missed you too how about you big guy hey

what'd he say the three of us find a ride we can all go on we'll have lots of fun so Dave we're gonna get feels great

I'm having so much fun this was one of the best rides I've ever taken in my whole life I love that man the right hey

what do you say you go with me next time what time's up

what do you mean time's up I have to meet with a few other grownups you know get the only one who needs to find the

kidney yeah I guess I can understand that but maybe I could take just one more ride I could take one more it was

all just a dream

my report you printed my report Oh computer I love ya what we do with those

tickets Taylor we're going to Six Flags

Taylor Taylor okay Taylor listen I had

this dream and you were in it and we went on all kinds of rollercoasters but that's not important what is important is that I found that kid in me again

Taylor you're not listening to me all

things the silly game down because you and I are gonna have some real fun

explained you and let me down listen I'm really sorry I've been

working so hard lately it's okay dad forget me let's go have some fun at Six Flags

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