01x10 - Chem Gems

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there's dangerous

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what do you do

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

safety rules

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danger alert danger alert

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you wait up guys

i'm coming

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sable give me the exact coordinates of

the danger alert it's quite serious

gabriella the danger rangers will speed

to london england on the danger ranger

double

five children are on their way to school

scavenging through trash bins looking

for leftover household chemicals danger

you heard him rangers we've got a

hazardous household chem crisis buckle

up and let's ride

london england here we come

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i say harrison hurry up i can't hold you

like this all day if you see any bleach

bottles paint thinner cans or any other

kind of stinky stuff pull it out mate

ammonia oh right my mom cleans the

bathroom with this stuff and i know it

stinks

hey yo that's thanks

told you it smells perfect for our stink

ball

put everything in here

danny and i'll cut over to baka street

roy there's a lot of factories that way

we'll find some real stinky chemicals

for sure you guys head up chelsea and

don't skip a single garbage can um what

do we do with all the stinky stuff we

find mickey you mark and house and meet

me and danny behind the school oh mix

them all together into one really stinky

brew then we'll dip these dirty sweat

socks in at some limbo good cheese and

pee

when we hide our putrid stink ball in

the school auditorium the place will

reek so bad we'll get out of that boring

morning assembly for sure

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this is so exciting sully

this city is the home of my favorite

character of all time sherlock holmes

update the kids coordinates sabo i'm

doing a danger scan as we speak ranger

hmm what would sherlock holmes and his

sidekick dr watson do in a case like

this i don't have a clue

brilliant watson watson that's exactly

what we need a clue but

pity hmm the trash bins have been

rummaged through on this side of the

street but not on the other and that

means uh the kids were here not there

oh that's brilliant

no elementary my dear squeaky

but this is brilliant a trail of spilled

chemicals bert break out the chemical

field test kit

coming right up kitty

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now what file cabinet was that in

guys when do we use the chemical fuel

test kit last

we backed up the marines on that fuel

spill in san diego

that's right then i filed it under

triple e for marines

triple e for marines bert

you know sully from the halls of

martizuba to the shores of tripoli

oh and you can file that on the double

bait for brilliant

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the litmus gliders turning blue

hmm that means it's a base and not an

acid

the readout confirms its ammonia

so those kids were scavenging for

household chemicals nice work sherlock

the game is a foot watson stop calling

me watching

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let's see if all this stuff mixed

together stinks the way nick says it

will yeah put the ammonia in

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oh

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ahead

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i got the kid we've got the alley savo

call the paramedics

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squeaky scan those labels

household chemicals of all kinds some

directions say to induce vomiting

ah no one

drinking

just

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looking for an update big guy harrison

here got the chemicals in his eyes we're

flushing them out paramedics are on

their way roger that situation serious

but contain

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the kids seem all right but we better

take them to hospital just in case thank

you guys for coming so fast

i've called their parents they're on

their way huh what the heck were you

guys doing with all this stuff

mixing a stinky brew it was supposed to

get us out of morning assembly but what

it got you into was serious trouble and

it could have been a whole lot worse

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poison

it's not the thing to mess around with

and you know that because you're smart

poisons

those household chemicals your mother

puts inside the grocery cart

poisoning

like what you use to clean the draining

cause you've got a great big brain you

know that kind of stuff is not to eat or

drink

like detergents disinfectants boric acid

liquid bleach and that's where you use

to get your oven clean

or noxious shampoo for your rugs there's

insecticide for bugs cleansers lighter

fluid paint and gasoline

there's epoxy and there's glue and also

polish for your shoe and then that stuff

that keeps your bathroom toilet clean

there's that gunk to rub off tarnish in

this primer stain and varnish cans of

lion powdered dye and kerosene

poison

you're way too clever that you'd ever

touch those cans inside the shed

poison

cause you know how to read that warning

with those letters marked in red

poison

it comes in bottles boxes cans and if

you find them in a stack

they are chemicals to dodge they're on

the shelf in your garage and in the

laundry room and storage bin out bank

things like antifreeze ammonia oil spot

remover starch toxic aerosols and

charcoal or chlorine

there's that's enough to walk the floor

and to grease the kitchen

there's that spray used to dust and all

that stuff to clean all for us and

there's arsenic and liquid iodine

there's adhesives and congealing

astringents rubber sealants cans of

sterno and

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you leave alone

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oh

i know i'll never mess with that stuff

again that's for sure and that's a

danger-proof plan

oh no what is it emily well

nick and danny went over to boca street

and they don't know how dangerous all

these chemicals can really be

bert you ride with the kids and meet

their parents at the hospital catch up

with us when you're done

roger that good luck guys

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outstanding

yeah i bet whatever's in those jokes

stinks like a tow jam pie

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put them in here

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i've located the young scavengers seven

blocks due south

good work sabo

autopilot engaged

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let's take a shortcut to school

they went through that warehouse

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better not let them see us collecting

this stuff hide it we'll come back later

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uh wow

what's up danger rangers what's up oh

let's see the sky is up oh the price of

gas is up and my blood pressure is real

where's the chemicals

don't mind squeaky he's very passionate

about kids staying safe but he's right

where are the chemicals you guys had in

that bag

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what bag

we don't have a bag

as sherlock holmes might have said if

he'd had video a surveillance picture's

worth a thousand words

come on guys show me where you put the

bag

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dangerous

what's happening a chemical mixture

inside that warehouse is creating

dangerous gases

hazmat suits burble on the double sabot

contact the fire department kids get

back

stay clear with a proper hazmat attire

repeat do not enter the chemical fumes

are extremely poisonous and this mixture

is very volatile

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the danger was created by a mixture of

household chemicals the boys were

collecting believe me chief they've

learned their lesson but what's curious

is household chemicals normally wouldn't

have created the kind of emergency we

saw in there so we had savo do a chem

scan yeah and the chemicals nick and

danny found whilst dumpster diving

around here we're definitely not of the

ordinary household variety

what's up sabo those oh so dangerous

chemicals in the shopping bag match

residue found in the dumpster behind

this abandoned warehouse

those chemicals are some nasty business

that stuff should have been disposed of

at a hazardous treatment plant not a

dumpster aha then perhaps someone

secretly dumped them there to avoid

going to the proper dump

what kind of loser would do a thing like

that the kind of loser who could use a

big gulp of danger ranger reality juice

that's who okay we gotta catch these

guys red-handed brilliant watson a

stakeout is in order forth with it's

sully and i have no idea what forthwith

means

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this is ranger sully no activity in the

alley

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ranger kitty eyes in the sky nothing

here either

rangers bird and burble down below our

dumper looks like a no-show

me and the telly cam that first watch

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squeaky what's happening i can't see it

through this fog

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oh wait

two triple cheese pizzas to go

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shake it off my dizzy little danger

ranger your team needs you

right you are sabo

now just give me a hint

which way is everybody

code red rangers there's someone at the

dumpster movie team it could be our

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shake your tail squeaky or how about i

ride on yours yes

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we got him

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he's getting away

uh-huh it looks like he dropped

something shiny check it out squeaky

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everybody else split up and be careful

this fog as thick as pea

soup it's a danger rangers flooring

i can't see anything in this fog even

with my goggles

guys it looks like he got into a truck

headed towards the tower of london

everyone to the hovercraft on the double

ranger squeaky to ranger sully come in

squeaky you're not gonna believe what

our mr mysterioso dropped along with his

chemicals

diamonds now why would anybody dump

diamonds in a dumpster in the middle of

the night

maybe because they were too hot to

handle you guys think maybe they're

stolen gems i'll tell you what i think

it's time to call in scotland yar

inspector brummel sabo's chem scan

proved the gems aren't even real

precisely ranger sully what i'm looking

at are tf diamonds tf diamonds totally

fake

guys the high-tech process used to make

those kinds of diamonds would tend to

produce a whole lot of chemical

leftovers and i'll bet the guys who made

them were dumping those leftovers

illegally we just want to ask you a few

questions mate i'm innocent i tell you

innocent

i'm just a toy maker what do you want

with me

i demand to know chief this is herbert

dinkwell

seed and grove cd

cd

calm down dinkwell's company makes the

fake diamonds for these toy copies of

britain's crown jewels

i had one of these tiaras when i was a

little girl

what do you do with all the chemicals

you use to make these fake diamonds mr

dinkwell

my assistants lonnie and jenkins take

the waste to a processing plant in devon

i pay out good money to have it disposed

of safely

yes well you may be getting arrowed all

road ripped off where can we find lonnie

and jenkins they've got the company

truck i gave them the disposal fee in

cash they should be getting rid of last

week's chemicals as we speak

sabo triangulate all the streets in

london and do a moving scan for the same

chemicals nick and danny found in that

dumpster they're in the back of

dinkwell's truck the chemicals are

heading south on barrister street toward

the thames river do hurry rangers

send out an apb an old points bulletin

right away sir and we'll do a drf d-r-f

danger rangers fly

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nabbed last night

all i know is if we keep dumping this

stuff and pocket the money old dinkworth

gives us to pay the chemical treatment

plant we'll be rich in no time

it's scotland yawn

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swim for it

no way are you crazy i'm not diving into

those chemicals

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oh you may not be taking a dive into the

thames fellas but you're going down with

no g-o-o-j-f-c

what's a g-o-o-j-f-c

no get out of jail free car

all right busted way to go scotland yard

as good as sherlock himself danger

danger

don't celebrate yet guys

looks like we're up lonnie and jenkins

have created a level three chemical

spill and it's moving down river hurry

danger dangers go do what you do so well

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london

team is on the way rangers

save up confirm we're on location and

danger ranger ready to back them up

roger that day

we're still five minutes away and need

you to be response team number one we're

on it captain we're going in rangers

sabo monitor the fumes from the river

while we contain the spill if they

register in dangerous levels sound the

alarm

verbal bert if we go into the red zone

you use the hovercraft to get the people

to leave the area

that's a big deadpool ranger zolly

good luck out there

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activating magneto locking system

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kitty ready for full containment ready

activating expansion fiberfield

clear the site rangers the spill is all

yours verbal

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one serious chemical spill is now

history

oh yeah suck it up that's what i'm

talking about

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right this way danger rangers the queen

awaits wow i can hardly believe the

queen of england herself is giving us an

award for all our safety work it's

almost as good as being knighted yeah i

know what you mean guys

hey check it out these nights are pretty

cool kind of like visiting members of my

own family

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ow who put that there hey hey this is no

time to play fallbot we got an audience

with her majesty

and i've got a date with her carpet

uh looks like fallbot better sit this

one out fallbot it's probably best if

you wait here i wouldn't want you to

make a royal spectacle of yourself in

front of the queen we'll uh bring your

citation out to you

oh yeah sure thanks sorry you bet

queen's probably real busy anyway you

know signing along documents waving to

people you know i'm doing queenie things

and stuff i'll just wait here and

oh no

that's dangerous open bottle of cleanser

near the edge of the counter where it

could spill oh yeah that's definitely

bad

i always want to make sure tops are

tight on household chemicals there

that's better now no one will have my

cleanser it's totally safe and spell

proof mr butler man because i

no need to thank me

just make sure you're always danger

ranger ready when using

hmm that fella sure has a messy cart

i better follow him and make sure he

doesn't create a chemical hazard with

all that stuff

uh while mr messi's in there cleaning up

i'll just tidy his cart and make sure

it's safe and sound

oh

better clean that up before he comes

back

oh no

major household chemicals bill come back

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oh good work guys that runaway car could

have caused a dangerous disaster it's

filled with all kinds of household

cleaners if you didn't stop it the queen

of england could have been the queen of

ammonia

or

queen of drain cleaner or my cleaning

cart

oh i'm so sorry your highness you want

to be your highness just look at the way

he keeps this card

see that box of detergent under the sink

don't touch that that ammonia bottle

that looks like something to drink don't

touch that all the chemicals you can

reach like laundry soap and growing

bleach if it's poison and could hurt you

what do you do don't touch that if you

drink some why you die so what do you do

don't touch that what about acid arsenic

oil or glue don't touch that stuff you

swallow or chew or lick that make your

stomach get really sick and put you in

the hospital what do you do don't touch

that you touch your face and stuff

inside your room like books and toys

with girls and boys

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when it comes to stuff you find in your

garage don't touch that a can of paint

with a lid you might dislodge

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don't touch that what did he say when

that poison started to burn i shouldn't

have drank that when romeo took that

poison scene and juliette woke and said

oh gee romeo where foreign what did you

do i shouldn't have took that you can

eat that ice cream you can drink that

glass of juice have salad greens pork

and beans and a great big chocolate

mousse but those cleansers under the

sink are none of your biss don't touch

that or a bottle of stuff and you don't

know what it is don't touch that

you just say no thank you please i'm

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don't touch that

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who put that there

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it's the dog safety show at the county

fair today mustn't be late are you ready

to take the x-700 to the dog safety demo

over at the

air come on alice where are you going i

think i know we can get a dog for the

parade

really that dog doesn't have a collar on

a leash

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oh brother i can see what kind of day

this is gonna be

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safety rules