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01x05 - The Great Race

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Danger Rangers". Aired: September 5, 2005 – December 26, 2006.*
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A team of anthropomorphic animal heroes who teach children about safety through examples, such as environmental hazards and unsafe places.

01x05 - The Great Race

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there's dangerous

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what do you do

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there's nothing more to being cool than

being safe

safety rules

and gentlemen

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wow i want to drive one of those just

like him

well you could don't forget he's trained

a long time to learn how to do this oh

and you see that he's wearing special

clothes too

i thought he could jump over our house

no

they only do those kinds of stunts here

where it's safe hey look

oh wow it's the red toy

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that was amazing

that was incredible

that was nothing what do you mean that

was cool

are you kidding he only jumped 10 cars i

could have done that these guys aren't

so great

if i had a truck like that i know ladies

and gentlemen we have something totally

awesome please direct your attention to

the left side of the arena and place

your eyes on the most fun you will ever

have on wheels

did you ever wish you could own your own

monster truck

well now you can

oh man

yes all you moms and dads out there you

can own your own

monster truck

mini stay here sparky i'll be right back

monster truck minis go on sale at your

friendly neighborhood retail stores

tomorrow

better get one before they're sold out

oh those are way cool aren't they

i want one

yeah so does every other kid here look

man those are great i wish i had one

well those are so cool

besides where would you get the money to

pay for it

every kid wants one huh

huddle up

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and make sure you don't miss tomorrow

night's performance ladies and gentlemen

gee worley you think it'll work i know

it will spread the word we're going to

have a special treat for you

our guest performers will be the famous

danger rangers

they're going to show you how in this

arena we can be both wild and sane

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the danger rangers i love them they're

great hey kid

how would you like to win one of those

really you beat it sure here's all you

got to do

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[Applause]

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okay who wants to be in the race pay

your entrance fee right here is the

price really a brand new mini monster

truck that's right a mini monster truck

to whoever wins the race

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what's the route

you choose your own route what

here's the start point on one side of

town and the finish point on the other

you pick the way you want to go whoever

gets to the finish line first wins

there's only two rules number one no

wheels you mean we can't use our bikes

no wheels

that way no one has an unfair advantage

right

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second rule you can't tell anyone

why not because this race is just for us

if you tell anyone you're disqualified

don't you see

this way it'll be a surprise

a what you get to surprise your mom and

dad with the new monster truck mini

won't that be cool i guess so

all right then

everyone practice up and we'll see at

the race on saturday

now this is gonna be a really cool race

but i don't like not telling my parents

it's okay you're gonna get to surprise

him hey we need to practice

yeah we gotta figure out the fastest

route come on let's go

no way they can win

hey you kids should be using the

crosswalk

why you stopped

according to your map everyone's gonna

have to cross some big streets that's

right and all those crosswalks are gonna

slow them down meanwhile i'm gonna take

the shortcut underneath the highway

through the drain pipes oh so that's why

you said no wheels it's the shortest

route i can't lose there she is boys

and now we've got the money to pay for

it poorly you're a genius

bird you're a genius

what is this is what we're gonna drive

at the monster truck rally tonight drive

how where are the wheels

watch this

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[Applause]

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and now i'm depressed gee bird what are

we gonna do about tonight

don't worry i can fix it all it needs is

a slight modification danger alert

danger alert

what's up sabo

senses indicate that there are three

children caught in traffic in the middle

of washington boulevard that's a busy

street what are they doing out there

have the police been notified they're on

their way but there's no time to lose

let's go rangers

bert can you get this thing fixed by

tonight

i'm on it

let's go let's go

coordinates loading

we're out of here

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we should have gone down to the

crosswalk and waste all that time

classic here was faster yeah but now

what what are those kids doing crossing

a major street like that they should

know ben

oh we can't stay here danger

danger

we know we see him no

other children

what

scanners report two more caught in the

middle of decker avenue and a third

group caught in the middle of grand

boulevard between her and olive what is

going on

oh

look come on it looks clear

oh no

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gotcha

you kids all right

yikes that was close verbal squeaky

you've got the kids on grand boulevard

i'll take decker avenue save oh you take

the controls

as always

glider one deploying

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rocket pack deploy

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this isn't how we like to meet

squeaky how are we doing everyone's okay

all right everyone follow me

sabo i'll need addresses for all these

kids

okay everyone gather round

what in the world were you doing in the

middle of those streets

you should always walk inside a

crosswalk uh-huh which is why they call

it a crosswalk

you're walking down the side walking

right there before your feet

you're standing on the curb and now you

want to cross the street but wait a sec

just turn your neck there's traffic

passing by you can't cross here the

coast ain't clear and that's the reason

why you've got to use that crosswalk

when you step into the street

you lose that crosswalk and be thinking

on your feet

keep inside that lane and stay with mom

and pop and be watching while you're

crossing that the cars are gonna stop

you're waiting at the corner for the

light to turn to green you step into the

intersection check have you been seen

that's why it pays to look both ways

before you start to go

all you've got to do is stay between our

eyes

archer from traffic when you're crossing

out the

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you don't like being careless and that's

why you never done out into the traffic

cause you know that isn't smart you

don't like taking chances and that makes

you really cool because when you walk

across the street there's one important

rule

use the crosswalk

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to reach the other side but he didn't

use the crosswalk and that chicken

almost

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little died and be patient

a kid who'll use the crosswalk is a

winner

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thanks bye we gotta go home

whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa hold

the phone there short stuff you still

haven't told us why you tried to cross

those streets oh yeah well you see we uh

we will never do it again yeah and we

really have to get home now

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something's going on here yeah and why

were they all trying to cross busy

streets at the same time

hey you guys it's all fixed

just wait until we fly this baby into

the arena tonight

i can hear it now the crowd's gonna be

on their feet and they'll be cheering

whoa here they come

okay bert you're on

here we go

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nice work bert okay save oh patch me in

ready

hey everyone are you having a good time

all right now remember we're doing this

in the right place at the right time

with the right equipment and we're

keeping it

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i'm gonna get some popcorn

come on

there's someone i want to talk to

oh hey

you guys were cool

you like that huh yeah

you know paulie one of the things that

makes us cool is that we always tell the

truth

uh you tell the truth too uh don't you

sure

then why don't you tell us why you and

your friends tried to cross those busy

streets today but if i tell you i'll be

disqualified

from what the race

race

oh yeah of course the race

you know about it then you know what

worley said if i tell i can't win the

prize and i don't get my money back

either hmm

say paulie where is whirly he's right up

there

thanks paulie

hey can i ride the monster mini tomorrow

you had it all day today gotta wait your

turn your name

whoa it's the danger dudes we heard

about your race you know you've got a

lot of kids running through dangerous

traffic hey i don't choose the route

they do well you're gonna have to call

it off what and give everyone their

money back but i can't give it back i

already bought the prize with it and i

can't get a refund

there's nothing wrong with having a race

you're right as long as it's safe so

we'll help you make it safe the kids all

want to have the race right so why don't

we just move it someplace safe but um i

you can have the race on the outskirts

of town where there's no traffic and

just to make sure it stays safe we'll be

there to supervise but i you don't have

a problem with that do you

no no

good may the best one win see you there

morley what are you gonna do

yeah now there's no way you can cheat

oh no

just watch me

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well who do i give my money to right

there

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is everything ready we're all set

okay everyone gather round

follow the signs they'll direct you

which way to go whoever is the first one

to cross the finish line wins

on your mark get set

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[Applause]

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huh look at that

worley's last

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good work

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they should be coming around that ben

any minute look

here they come

it's wally he's out front hi guys

he hasn't even broken a sweat

where's everyone else

hey guys how's it going

worley just past the halfway point he's

in the lead and there's no one else

behind it how'd he get in first place

but he was way behind wasn't he i'm

gonna check this out

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are you sure this is the right route

that's what the sign said

piece of cake

sabo zoom in down here to the left hold

it right there that's them oh no sully

come in

yeah the kids they went the wrong way

ranger bubble i think you'd better have

a look at this

what's that what is it purple someone

down there is moving the sides the race

is being sabotaged

look

it's worley he cheated excuse me moment

guys

save oh take me down

it's in the bag i don't believe this

he's disqualified

he is so disqualified that just means

someone else will win that prize i've

got a much better idea

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here's my entrance fee

what are you kidding me you're gonna

join the race now

there's not a person on the planet who

can run that fast run who said anything

about running

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hey no fair you can't fly the rule said

no wheels it didn't say anything about

no wings

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whirly's plan was perfect they'll never

catch up come on let's get out of here

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huh

hi boys

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leaving so soon

don't you want to see who wins the race

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oh no

wally get going

behind you

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[Applause]

did i win

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no i did

no way she cheated she tripped me

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hello worley i believe these two are

friends of yours uh did you fellas have

something you wanted to say

no that's all right she wins the race oh

gee worley i thought you said she

cheated no no it never mind she gets the

prize no i don't

the problem with a race like this is

that only one person wins

i have a better idea

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remember kids these stunts are okay for

you to watch but never for you to try

that's right taking risks is not cool so

who's gonna be safe

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gabriella if you please

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how'd you get a refund gabriella got the

sponsors to buy back the prize oh and

that's not all

kids as a reward for keeping it safe the

sponsors of the monster truck rally want

all of you to look under your seats

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oh wow

look it's radio control

we can race them now that's a much

better prize

and every kid gets one

well rangers i'd say that about wraps up

this one wait a minute what about worley

and his g*ng

what about them they tried to cheat

everybody they shouldn't get off

scot-free they didn't the police gave

them community service what kind of

community service

okay

you can cross now that's right hold the

sign up high where the drivers can see

it

good

okay let's keep moving stay inside the

crosswalk

good pace look both ways

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oh

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nice driving paulie we're the team to be

let's go round again what you want to

get beat again

whoa

we're standing here we're standing here

who's not paying attention to what

they're doing boy these are fun to play

with fallbot you got to be more careful

watch where you're going

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[Applause]

i'll get it

whoa

wait a minute

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boy that was close

look polly bad idea you never run out

into the street like that cause you're

going this way and they're going that

way and they're honking their horses

and tracks and motorcycles and all kinds

of things with wheels you always gotta

look first yeah polly

you always gotta look first i'll get the

car

now

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you gotta look first in both directions

all right and left and they'll never

cross in the middle of the street like

that that could only mean the big big

trouble i'm talking big trouble oh big

trouble you should use the crosswalk

that's what it's there for huh

he's right you guys

the crosswalk is the way to go here

watch me i'll get it

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what are you doing

i was using the crosswalk like you said

yeah that was a good idea but you gotta

wait for the light to turn green

oh

you go on red you can end up dead ew

but true

you're walking in and talking and you're

looking around and gawking and suddenly

you're crossing the street

watching all the signs ladies staying in

the lines where the drivers and

pedestrians meet

but you know it's not enough to be alert

and beware of cars trucks buses and the

vehicles there you gotta make sure

everybody's aware and everyone's looking

at you you've got to make sure they see

you when you're walking down the street

make sure they see you from 150 feet

make sure they see you and they know

what you're going to do

cause when that god knows where you are

my friend that's good for you

you're living in the burbs gonna run

between the curbs but the bushes they're

a blocking of you

you see your driver out there but you

better take care cause the driver might

not see you

you're blocked by trees and hedges that

grow and parked cars all lined up in a

row you're standing right there and

you're ready to go so tell me what do

you do you've got to make sure they see

you and they all know where you are

let them id you so they can swallow

their car

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it's good to be you as you're walking

down the street

when the light turns green make sure

you'll see and that's why we raping

you've got to make sure they see you

it's the only way to go

you're about to cross the street and now

the drivers know that's right yeah now

they can't see you and just because of

that

we guarantee you that you'll be safe

when they know where you're at

look both ways

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okay you can stay here i'll get the car

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[Applause]

it's okay i got it

come on you guys let's go play some more

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hey wait for me

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hey you guys i'm over here i'll be right

there

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you guys can you hear me

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years ago if we want clues to finding

that gold mine we gotta talk to the one

person who knows the most about old

digger you didn't think i'd tell those

yokels i know exactly where digger's

gold is did you hey it's the danger

ranges you know those safety rules guys

i told you this whole place was

dangerous two children have entered a

mine shaft dangers abound underground

that's not a mine shop

that's old digger's house

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safety rules