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01x04 - Robotot/Foul Weather Friend

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Adventures of Hyperman". Aired: October 14, 1995 – August 10, 1996.*
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01x04 - Robotot/Foul Weather Friend

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ER

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thank you

I love saying that everyone oh

ah what a day who could possibly work on

a morning such as this no one that's who

even that die hard doer of good hyper

man has blown off these duties to

further his ongoing study of Earth

culture yes

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and now back to the show as today's

partly cloudy episode begins we find our

hyper Heroes within the hallowed Halls

of Einstein You continuing their ongoing

studies of Earthly habits and customs

this picnic custom is fascinating Emma

back home on doo-wop we never eat

outside

of course that might be because the

average temperature hovers around low

250 degrees Fahrenheit

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oh bummer well guys looks like we'll

have to do this tomorrow

starting now

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hold on there stud puppy let's see what

Stephanie the weather gal has to say

about this

hi fair weather friends hi Steffy now I

know we predicted bouncy blue skies

today but believe you me

guys are gonna clear up and all Mr Sun

will put on a happy face really Steffy

says so if Stephanie says there'll be

sunny skies well we better get cracking

on that Ark

really she's never right take that back

stud puppy oh soon to be bruised up one

side and down the other sidekick I think

somebody has a crush on the weather gal

oh do not

The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow

Steffy said so

come on don't be such picnic Poopers you

two this little shower will end any

second now Stephie said so

all set for today's lessons on sh**ting

the girl

what's the matter stud puppy that thong

riding up again

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there's bad weather Brewing Steffi says

so

Wide Awake

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ah

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don't worry Emma he'll reconstitute in

no time I've seen this before boy I

never thought he'd Go Goofy over

meteorologist

do you take that back relax hyper man

meteorologist isn't a bad name it isn't

a meteorologist is someone who predicts

the weather by tracking high and low

pressure systems and measuring things

like air and water temperature

barometric pressure wind speed moisture

content and the floor of the jet stream

meteorologists are able to accurately

predict the weather

jeez whatever happened is sticking your

head out the window what I want to know

is with all that high-tech gadgetry at

our disposal how could Steffy be so

wrong so often

so cute doing it

I am so hyperman finally gets to meet

his weather gal up close and personal

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ity

house I'm sorry I don't speak French

unfortunately our bashful hero finds he

is somewhat tongue-tied and so while

stud puppy helps untangle our

epigraphically challenged hero Emma

offers her services with the latest in

radar and satellite technology

I suppose my weather prediction system

is a little bit outdated

yeah my corns are k*lling me big storm

are coming oh goody I'll update my

weather alert Grandpa

meet you today that's right hyper pens

as it turns out Stephanie's grandpa has

quite a refutation back home in Podunk

for being able to predict the weather by

deciphering the aches and Twitches of

the numerous bunions on his toes I think

I see the problem Grandpa you've been

wearing your shoes on the wrong feet

curse this big city in its highfalutin

no bare feet bylaws

but but what about my emergency weather

alert I'll be the laughing stock of the

weather forecasters Union again

never fear old fairest of the weather

gals hyperman is here to save the day

speaks English for you

Jordan you can take home front from

Canada

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just with the weather gal ordered

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hey the weather gal was right how could

we ever have doubted her Steph said so

oh it feels so right being right thank

you hi people who needs Grandpa when I

have you

oh

and so faster than you can say

prevailing westerlies Grandpa finds

himself on the fast fuel train back to

Podunk

paperman finds himself at the Beck and

fall of Steffi hey today

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don't suppose any of you fellows have a

nice car driver

he'll be raining cats and dogs today

don't worry little guys I've sewn

parachutes for everybody

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true you don't see a plague of locusts

every day unless

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she's using you to change the weather

she's nothing but a gold digger

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now you've gone too far stud puppy oh

soon to be X sidekick bad dog bad dog

step puppy's right you know and when the

Comptroller finds out about this baby

will he be Steve

paper man get up here told ya

[Applause]

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sure enough our hero is given a high

decibel reprimand for interfering in

years weather patterns and is ordered to

tell the weather gal he can no longer be

her weather guy and so faster than you

can say get out I never want to see your

face again hyperman finds himself on the

fast Mule Train back to Podunk no stud

puppy was right if only I had listened

to my ever so insightful sidekick if

only he were here right now I'd tell him

I tell him what a hyper dope you've been

stud puppy no hugging no hugging

you may be a weird shade of blue but

it's true blue oh shucks stop it you two

you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy

inside

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Grandpa

luckily before any more questions can be

asked

hyper man Emma here you better turn

those Wheels around and get back to the

city there's a big storm of Brewing all

right you are Emma and Steppy the

weather gal is doing the Brewing who

needs hyper man when I've got this the

weather maker

nah what shall I whip up first Cyclone

hurricane

I cursed the day I ever learned that

girl to use a ratchet set

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Say It Isn't So but

but it was you showed me the way why try

and predict a silly old weather when you

can make it yourself

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ah

goodbye people and being a tornado it

quickly made a beeline for the nearest

trailer park

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look at me grandma so the entire world

will bow down and pay tribute to Steffy

green of the weather

[Laughter]

I cursed the day I ever let you run off

to the big city and get mixed up with

highfalutin shoe wearing weather types

yeah

he did it

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great and guess who just got our hair

done

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wow

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okay well then let's go hyper

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no it's Emma instead puppy we're not in

the big city anymore are we Grandpa

Karen tootany ain't you're safe and

sound back home in Podunk where you

belong thanks to some fancy Tornado

wrangling by hyperman oh hyper man I'm

sorry I caused so much trouble I guess a

simple country guy like me wasn't meant

for things like bright city lights and

global domination thank you oh

gosh

now that's precisely why I need a fruity

mineral water

thank you

until next episode hyper fans stay sharp

stay smart and get hyper

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we'll be right back

I'll never get my Fruity Pebbles

save me please I'll save your Fruity

Pebbles the sky full of fruity flavors

oh I wouldn't let you down yeah oh

Fruity Pebble cereal part of this

complete breakfast

delicious little boys

dinosaurs are coming but here's the

surprise the skeletons glow right

through their eyes or Scala sources and

all one free in mock boxes of Pebbles

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this is a fantastic sticker maker pick

your favorite hero best friend or one of

the sticker makers designs stick them in

and fantastic stickers come out then

stick them all over your stuff fantastic

sticker maker you make it fantastic

fantastic sticker maker comes with

everything here

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next it's time for truly Weird Science

check out the wildest man in lab coat

land he's got the secret formula for

gooey mind-blowing fun get ready to be

totally grossed out beekman's world next

uh

-huh
spotting a pair of beach dwellers hyper

man attempted to communicate in their

native tongue

hey there what's down my fellow surf

brother and Cat Masters I am stoked on

those tasty curls and I'm ready to hang

12. 10 hyperman Hang Ten not in my case

kids

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you're embarrassing me even Emma's

intellectual rival and evil scientist

extraordinaire e Brian small is taking a

weekend away from his diabolical

Pursuits

Emma I'm here for a rest and

contemplation can we go about your

business secure and all the knowledge

that certain Doom will not befall you

geez thanks

catch you later Lee Brian that's e Brian

dolt

hey no time for Dan taking Moon Dougie

we've got a long list of time-honored

beach activities to endure like Boogie

Boogie dear hyper put these on those UV

rays are dangerous

UV rays

come on I'm not afraid of any UV rays

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ultraviolet look the ultraviolet rays

are invisible to the eye they invade the

layers below the surface of your skin

and can contribute to lines wrinkles

even skin cancer you can protect

yourself by limiting your exposure to

direct sunlight and by wearing sunscreen

which absorbs most of the ultraviolet

radiation before it can cause a painful

sunburn not to worry my beach buddies my

super thick and resilient hyper skin

hardly ever

Stars hey will you look at that

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statistics show that it's highly likely

your parents will divorce soon

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behold mother once I've installed the

nuclear core I shall weak Devastation

throughout the planet

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now Brian what have I told you about

playing with plutonium

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foreign

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you my reactor I find myself quite

enraged unable to contain his anger e

Bryan attacks hyperman swatting at him

like a girl and having no effect

whatsoever on the man of Zeus oh curse

this fragile physique of mine looks like

some kind of tribal Beach dance to me

hey Jim fabulous

foreign

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poor misguided Brian

he brings it on himself poor e Brian

being publicly humiliated and trot upon

my crabs was the final insult It's the

final insult I'll show them then

spotting a Charles fatless ad on the

back of his Misfortune 500 magazine boy

will I show them e Brian small gets an

idea a terrible awful idea

and so the itsy bitsy stalard of evil

for those ritual afternoon nap and toils

furiously throughout the day no more

would they mock him or call him dream

they'll call him

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robo-tot

it's alive

the whole world a self-made man prepare

to worship at the altar of the all-new e

Brian Small

E Brian what happened did you get stung

by bees vitamins ladies coupled with a

well-balanced diet that is the

foundation on which the sturdy frame

stands before you cool isn't it now if

you'll excuse me it's time to publicly

upstage that naive and verbose friend of

yours

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oh geez here we go

look at him so it came to pass that

hyper man and E Bryan engaged in a true

ritual of the Sands a contest of

Champions if you will the winner to be

named king of Muscle Beach there was the

grueling Flex test

The Bullying of the ball

hideouts empty of a popular running in

slow motion along the beach for no other

reason than it looks good but it always

flexed and done there could be only one

true champion all right people the new

king new king of muscle weak

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and now these messages

and now back to the show

I can't believe you lost to an earth kid

a shame

hey there Beachbody this party both got

room for one more what's happened to you

you become so so popular with it

happening stupid who cares about who's

King of the Beach not expecting that

type of answer the old buff Ryan topples

over exposing his true self

he's not steps

laughing I'm I'm warning you enough you

wanna I'll give you buff push to the

break the evil Brian presses a button

kicking off an unexpected occurrence

leading to a turn of events but an odd

Twisted face that will undoubtedly

unfold in a big change of plans for the

g*ng down at the beach

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still uh mad at me for losing Oh Me Oh

no Heavens no I'm over that now why ever

do you ask

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look right

hey there's not a kitty ride in the

world that would crush innocent

bystanders this looks like a job for

hyper man

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oh

aha I love saying that everyone

all right robotas listen close drop the

amusement device

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obedient little shaver hey come on you

guys quit laying around we have to stop

eat Brian he's really freaking seizing

the moment like a man throws himself at

the steel Beast hammering his midsection

with a series of hyper fast flows

retaliation will do you no good beach

boy I am and always will be the king of

the sand

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nice Chris bathroom

we have a winner

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give up with hyperman momentarily dazed

Emma devised a clever and kid relatable

stall tactic hey Brian your gas flap is

open and utilizing hyperman's PDA Emma

cleverly pressed the punch blindly but

with great force icon and

hello

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foreign

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for our beloved hyper hero not quite for

at that very moment science kicked in

and the saltwater rusted the robot solid

quite an obvious faux pas on his part

sodium chloride curse you Emma c squared

that's right quick what's sodium

chloride salt I knew that Rust in Peace

evil youngster

sensing that the cheek was up ibrian

Abandoned Ship staging a daring and

elaborate Escape you you may have one

this time

oh no you won't young man how many times

have I told you stop tormenting Humanity

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[Applause]

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hey thanks Moon doggies but uh this

whole Dad's hanging up his arrest good

for you who needs this stupid award

anyway and so thanks to our selfless

former surf Nick the beach is safe once

more

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we'll be right back that cheeseburger

looks real enough to eat boy thank you

Annie

I didn't know Hamburglar like that well

he's always had good taste

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because he couldn't get a cab because

all your favorite superheroes are on

their way to McDonald's there's the

invisible woman or the wet whipping

Spider-Man one with each Marvel

Superheroes Happy Meal you buy

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and now back to the show