01x03 - The Trouble with Pigs

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today's episode the trouble with

pigs

come on over

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here hey what's that that's Paulie

yoling the C in gee I thought yoling was

just in western movies gosh no Paulie

says a Swiss of Yodo for hundreds of

years yeah he belongs to a singing group

called call the adaly Stars maybe before

you go home Paulie will get them to sing

for you they sure can

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sing won't they come in and let the yod

to them oh sure paully just does it cuz

he likes to you don't have to they come

in by themselves and head straight for

the barn hey who's going to milk all

those walking milk bottles PA all of

them all by himself sure I sometimes

help him Bo that's some job oh it's not

so bad as soon as they get in the barn

we'll show you how it's

done boy they sure take their time don't

they they all follow a blossom and you

can't rush her well you sure

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can't hi

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ply hey Paulie that was a neat yoden bit

you were doing there yeah but I guess it

sounds a little foolish going around

found Ying to a bunch of cows it sounded

wonderful yeah it was great real great

sure it was my grandfather he teach me

when I'm a boy back in the old country

always be yal to the cows sometimes I

think they kind of like it the cows I

mean I don't blame him I wish I know how

to do it it's not hard to do I show

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you

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see it's easy I can do

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it that's pretty good for a small fell

like you muchi hey Polly the cows are

paging you they're yelling to milk

what's all the hurry oh they're

uncomfortable and they aren't milk when

their UDS are full we're going to show

Anette and Sammy how it's done Polly oh

I meet you in the milking

po milking po this I got to see well

come

on hey wait for

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me hi

s hey s

want you to meet Charlie Charlie yeah

over

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there first time I ever heard of a

Charlie cat having kittens muchie named

her Charlie before we knew he was going

to have kittens nice going

Charlie oh excuse

me nice going

Charlie

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this is a milking

power hey what's the idea of the radio I

don't know pop says maybe it sus them

helps him give more milk besides paie

Likes

music that's the milking machine you

mean you milk the cows by Machine sure

do take yours to milk a herd as big as

ours by hand with the machine each

colony takes a few minutes you want a

milk one sure what can I

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lose

here hey how does this gadget work

anyway oh you just put on the cups and

the Machine does AR rest the cups Oh you

mean these

things oh I get it one on each huh yeah

but first you have to wash the ud the

other what

I made it funny the other is the cow's

milk bag pop calls at the business end

of the

cow all right young fell I wash the ud

for

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you how often do you milk them once a

week oh no we milk them twice a day in

the morning in the evening Sundays too

yep Christmas and new year's Halloween

and even the 4th of July cows don't know

anything about Sundays are

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holidays I massage the other for you too

so she let down her

milk letting down the milk means getting

it started and you have to be Mighty

careful too cuz if the cow gets excited

or worried or anything she's liable to

hold it up temperamental hussies aren't

they yeah as soon as the milk is let

down we have to start milking But first

you take a sample of the milk to check

it

then you put on the

machine all right young fell you ready

sure now you know how it goes sure right

into the cow's crank

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case

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here oh I get it now put on the

cups easy now let's work this out

together shall we a she didn't mean

anything you must have pinched her or

something old Bessie wouldn't hurt

anybody it's all right now

B here better let me milk her it's bad

for c will wait around after she's let

out her

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milk there that's all is to it simple eh

well it's a lot simpler back home all we

have to do there is go out in the back

porch bring in the bottle open it up and

drink

it oh that's how that works huh yeah

this lever pushes the milk into the

pipeline and sends it on to the cooler

tank in the milk house that way the milk

never comes in contact with the air the

cooler tank keeps it fresh until it's

picked up by a truck from the factory

and there it's inspected pasturized and

bottled ready for delivery Direct to

your doorstep just like I said all you

have to do is go out in the back porch

bring it in and drink

it that was pretty loose wasn't it yeah

how much oil we

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got okay hop on where are we going Jimmy

out in the field Pop's going to show you

and Sammy a few bits about crop raising

and C cultivating and stuff like that I

thought all you did in a dairy farm was

milk the cows you not only have to milk

them but you have to feed them and raise

them and to raise them to make any money

you have to raise your own feed to feed

them to raise them yeah you want to go

around

again all right kids shall we get

started yeah we're all let's go okay

climb

aboard

hey wait for me hey wait for me hold it

much where do you think you're going

with that football I'm going out in the

field to practice oh no you don't not

after that stunt you PW last week

scaring the cows half out of their milk

oh I'm sorry I didn't mean to do it I

just kicked crooked that time but I can

kick straight now I've been practicing

here

cat straight my eye oh for be

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sakes get out of my way you silly

Pig hey Moi close the gate hey close the

gate what come on we got to catch him

POI close the

gate what oh that little

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monkey don't you know the better let

those pigs out of that pen don't worry

PA I'll catch them you won't no you

won't young man you march right into

that house and get rid of those clothes

and put that football in Cold Storage

until you rolled up the handles you hear

yes sir now get on

move stupid old

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p

and I guess the rest of them are

scattered all over the place by now yeah

it's going to be some job rounding them

up come here

Pig hi

Pig wait a minute will

you good work son have you seen her the

rest of well I saw Sammy heading for the

pasture chasing four of them come on

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buy biggy

piggy oh come on

Pig hey slow down a little will

you

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