04x01 - Britannia Waives the Rules

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bog there's a lovely juice Rob

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woo I give you your hls but uh I'm in the wrong [Music]

Union home we going home hey you pack those you know CU off

the airport soon as we've done the Handover yeah I'm I'll sort it fr

how we getting back arrow flop e ro oh I fancy the night in mus go cuz I reckon

it's a roaring Place disco as big as it caught and hookers with physics degrees

I wouldn't go near it more likely to get shot than get your leg over why'd you need a degree to be a top you don't B

brain it's just as millions of qualified women in Russia will can of get a deaired job

so why Marrying an Englishman such an attractive proposition oh you been approached you mxy

what well uh no not exactly what's not

exactly mean means I haven't ah it's probably just as well didn't do Barry

any good did it I bought this book last night as a souvenir look the great houses of St

Petersburg this one's in it look yeah that's what it looked like before the Revolution H it's just to see him now is

it except for the SAT dish yes it belonged to count Vlad here something or other evidently Peter the Great made all

his Nobles build Posh houses here cuz he wanted to move the capital closer to Europe is that the one was married to

the nymphomaniac now you're thinking of Catherine the G she was a nymo well she shaged a horse qualifies in my book well

I saw it on television with Katherine Z Jones and I don't remember any horse

apparently she had a different BL brought to her bedroom every night is this Catherine the Great or Catherine Z

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[Music] bar you have friends here they for me done good job it's our privilege Ser I

told you they were the best didn't I we haven't let you down leave of your own people of course yeah Russians and

British side by side many things we have in common love for football love for

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vka it's been a great gig Mr riov you've got a magnificent house KN on once it's furnished man woo yes but this this this

is a price for me you know who this piano was owned by Shish a Pity it wasn't out and John be

wor if few Bob are you musical yourself then me

yeah but my mother is I bought this house for my mother I hope she can manage them stairs to my

mother just before we get completely High ey it is p Dear Mr R

don't worry I have what I

promised serious are we're going to be okay about getting that through British Customs

could he not give us a cash check or something don't threaten if Ser is very much a cash sort of

person we should have our photo to left there one Satan a we did the right thing

when we left our one GRE to stick together and stay on the tools right

where's the next one then hold the horses w got a big fat PE enjoy yet I

might take the family somewhere I was thinking the shatow of the LA blood in Bangkok for

me right please

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OB peace good

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how did you come by this job well that would be buddy yeah Mr T is

doing yes um I did have a business deing here in Russia um I was married to one

and uh I was in business for a while with uh with her brother well so called brother the

scurvy conniving two timing dous b*stard he

doesn't need to he all this body no doesn't anyway um anyway I met Mr riov

during that time were you aware that you were working for a major crime figure of

course not well we had inkland he may be a little bit iffy you know little things

they got armor plated milk but as long as he was coming through with a wer why should we give it to us do you have

anything between you well a few rubles in your pocket and me too and a dry

cleaning ticket three sticks of spare mins and a condom how long's that been in there see

we we're living on the job where we're working I mean we just got the clothes with standing in look how are we going

to get repatriate this is not really my Province I'm with the consul section

head of visas having a barbecue kids' birthday or something is there any chance that we

could you know get over there and grab a couple of bangers or something we haven't eaten anything since breakfast

uh would it be possible for me to form me wife I'll reverse the charges I'll see what I can do have to make a few

calls of my own hold We're British citizens you know we're working men when I'd suck the

holigans don't antagonize people it doesn't help 3 months a rushian winter 3

months of pickled Heron and peppered vodka we're going home with less than what we're arrived with we're alive

though Mev don't forget that if it wasn't for b*mber's photo call your brender would be getting what's left of

you back in a matchbox I fine but it'd be nice to have a few rubles to take home wouldn't it oh well buddy think you

were big Pals with rib R is there nobody else we can go to did you not have a partner or an accountant those are the

ones who more than likely assassinated

in O there's somebody trying to attract your

attention Gus thought that was you you m J

tosa who was it me and Gus was on this job and rotam a couple of years back it

down on the top put that down

there I'm looking at

us is all your L brisos yeah I've had the same te for about a year now was in

um Madrid before here how about yourselves I we been here about 3 months

I'm a m we've never run acrosses well we don't use a lot of ba*ls we prefer the embassy Club what didn't they let you

was in we Wear Ties lot of totty B old Builders go down very well with the

secretaries well how come we let hairy a*s gges like us and the police like that well we work for a government

department and they contract our Emy jobs all over the world sounds too good to be true boy say

she's putting the call through she said they can let you see your brendy

you know if they a mind too what are you talking about they'll be a room downstairs weren't they full of spy

stuff they could UK you up to a satellite open in space and zoom in on Gates

head there she is just coming out of the Metro Center been doing a bit of

shopping by the looks of it with the money you no longer have you don't get any less weird

MOX one two one two

hello all Brenda yeah it's me pet yeah I'm I'm just for to say we'll

be back one or two days later no no no just a little

glitch I I I'll tell you about it when we'll see you so are you

home oh shopping well anyway listen give the

girls me love and I'll for you as soon as I know I'll flight

pet couldn't face telling her not yet where was

she the Metro Center Oh e that's the name of the

department and Gus and his crew is working for what's that stand for have no idea but we should chase them up he

says you have to get on their list well I shouldn't be too hard should it all yours we've got to our belt we should

apply for an interview you know suit and tie best behavior Fon n Department what

OED Moxy what

bollocks we can get you on a flight tonight but you will have to reimburse

hm government for all expenses incurred I don't know why we bother paying

taxes I'm afraid the local police want to detain you Mr

Taylor what me you were the connection to riov and after all we are dealing

with a m*rder here but but I hardly know the BL I don't know who his enemies are

but his wife but or is mistress or his bloody budgeting are for that matter calm down bunie man it's probably just

routine oh yes it's routine until I'm wh away in the middle of the night and wake up in some goag with a botle of rope soup I don't believe

it right you listen dear sir we are an independent building contractors with a

vast amount of experience both at home and overseas testimonials will show that

we oh can't read me on writing oh

industrious and diligent diligent Daily Telegraph cross where you can count on

us to deliver the goods I'm not sure that but you got to mention America I

have M listen we recently reassembled the midb transporter bridge in Arizona

which must count as one of the most famous erections in recent years except for the time when nille went to the

broel thank you o I needed that and I Carry On

by finish off by saying uh we are available for an interview at your convenience very good Dennis get that

off sooner the better yeah stick it in an envelope and we'll post it when we get to eow that's going to look very

professional isn't it Moxy what well some suit and white all gets a job application written on his EG bag here

give it to me I'll type it out and I'll email it to them when we get home then they'll know we be in business R com you

can count me out I'm finished with a broad what are you talking about man we

were ahead of the game in Arizona now we're all skinned again this is the dream gig n man Money travel diplomatic

protection we could get set anywhere Fiji Hong Kong Brazil yeah we get

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Bagdad why' you leave that nice Cottage a a home there couldn't get used to

having sheep for Neighbors The Lift Raks a piss but it's got a magnificent

[Music] view a Mankey view was no it's not you

see that down there that big thing on your right that's the roof of St james' Park oh shut a sh that

K I don't feel comfortable being back in the UK you know I never feel I'm far

from The Long Reach of Mickey starts up he's banged up man he swor dire

retribution that's why I hope this OED thing works out so I can just keep circling the

globe put a price on me yet so I be I think you exaggerate your significance

in this startup gea's mind you know I mean he got sent down for 10 years for all kinds of horrible crimes I hardly

think he be sitting on his horse plotting and planning out near your Bullocks he came after me though that last time me well look do you want to

stay here or do you not maybe I could join a witness protection program ah you could then

we'll give you a new name and a sweet shop in the ores thanks very much Tu in

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[Applause] hello ped never where's your luggage

your clothes what's happened to your eye what part of the

glitch I knew glitch me disaster I could tell by your voice on the phone I wanted to tell you your face it's all right

I've taken it on board it's not the worst thing in the world isn't it no

you're home you're healthy the expensive Easter holidays with your daughters take them away somewhere you don't have to

worry about kalista she's gone to me Mothers where are you going to like you know where I emailed you that course in

Guilford oh and is that now yes it is now what is it again identity and

empowerment right F which means what exactly it's about

harness and self-esteem and assertiveness and it's non-refundable so it won't save money by me not go

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in I have to make sure we put Barry's name down I mean to be out soon won't he let's talk to b*mb I've written it was

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this bridge job of yours is quite something a Monumental achievement Mr PS yes we're all very proud of it ah we

were proud of the Russian job and all until it was reduced to a pile of rubble you've always worked as a team

yes yes most of us go web we a partnership equals all around look so is

not a beat about the bush Mr V what's the chances of us getting on this list cuz I mean we've got the credentials as

you can see and we're all buang up for it well there's no question mark over your experience but the nature of who we

are and and what we do means that we go into extensive background betting and what does that entail well

we have to be sure that our people are never in a position where they can be compromised or blackmailed so we're

extremely thorough on security clearances

well uh you're going to find this out sooner or later so you might as well know it up front like and what's that Mr

Osborne I've got a son what a

puff I thought you were going to tell him you'd been inside man why would I bring help well it may

have to eventually you know you could offset that with character references I've known Le Osborne half my life blah

blah blah from who well obviously who

else can you not think of anybody those was a BL I Shar to sell

with but well look the lest you know you can tell I mean we've got enough mails

on the clock and had seen the Press CS from the Arizona job I'll be straight back there if this thing don't work out

it's my own now and a new family to think about I wake up in the morning and thank God the angels for my blessings

that's great b*mber yeah but I still got to Wi a crust still got the Wonder lust

haven't we all what time t on 10:00 promise to have

a drink with wman and let them know what's happening oh I think I'll give that one a body SW them aof FL trolly

dollies are in town you know so if I didn't get a Lego I'll see you at King's

cross

one of them still a all a bit high end now shepher Bush bit more down Market when I was a kid you know so what are

our chances then cuz I'm a bit sted well I Reon about 50/50 problem is we don't know how long

it's going to take you know so what are you going to do in the meantime well I going to meet was a

builder up in North Shields I could do some work with him like you know but I've been thinking Fiji I nor SE doesn't

sound very sexy what about you you got some uh

Discord jobs on DJing n no I've been out of the loot too

[Music] long Hello darling so is this the bloker almost got

you blown up what are you doing it I thought it was about time I met some of these people you spend your life

with I'm Chrissy by the way Dennis you why and

sister mother but I'll take that as a compliment look Chrissy you're being out of order we're discussing important work

stuff right get us a glass of red thanks

[Music] darling so you're the boss man boss man

it's a bit more democratic than that I tell him what to do in he ignor

it he talks a lot about you he likes you oh that's nice he's a good

lad I think he hooked up with us because we all knew his dad you know a lot

better than I did one night can you believe it and

there's the result Cheers Cheers Cheers cheers

you so if this government thing works out it could be marvelous I think oh L

flame not Rachel yeah yeah if you get posted somewhere exotic

I might be tempted to pay you a visit no no no no no we're like a band being a

lad's Chrissy you no sweethearts wives or especially mothers allowed them talk

all right then six single sexy men say sounds tempting to me she always does

this I always do what embarrass me I didn't realize I was was I embarrassing

you Denis me me H give her a

time very tasty GFF n certainly A Cut Above O's

highrise there's a chest course down the end of the road but the fridge is fully stacked anyway

oh that's the cat's litter that's his food just feed him a couple of times a day yeah no

problem hi yeah yeah hi yeah got well well asleep oh Debbie's

room Brenda doesn't feel very comfortable with a stranger our bed just as well e all the traveling you've

done all well there won't be any more The Lads put your name down you

know just in case you change your mind like oh I won't suit yourself I can't

wait uh what's the cat's name tank tank

why wa you see him

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how are you Mr Taylor how you think been bombarded with questions I

can't answer I can't sleep can't eat you're free to

go what a witness came forward confirmed that you have no incriminating history

with rith I can't believe

it who have I got to thank I sure are in

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I came by train all the way from Moscow I hear about rol that you've been

questioned I know it's all [ __ ] what did you tell the cops that

it was kaddi who was R's friend that you hardly knew the

man thank you Tatiana thank you

you look like [ __ ] buddy that's what I've been held against me will and interrogated with all the

mental anguish that

implies you look rather fetching thank you you remember this code

H you buy it for me in a bone Street I'm sure I

did I always try to look nice for you

bu now in Moscow I'm a student

student Academy of beauty therapy that is what I wish to be a beauty therapist

perhaps work one day in a spa sounds

good how is our beautiful home was on the market I'm

afraid I had no choice financially anyway it doesn't hold very

happy memories for me well I did many bad things to you buddy this is why I'm here to say sorry

okay

byebye

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there you go mate what are you big bruer aren't you

don't you get through that c flap yeah you want some more that's a lot

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the Hops are all away we saw someone house

bitter do you know where Mr hope is he took the girls to the Lake District K

believe [Music]

what's the pic I was in the middle of a dump when you called they came from o

startups law what are you talking about a car pulled up a bloke got out at the Luke you know

hard nose SAS type and there was someone in the

back it was probably the V8 people them's been up the n off for months oh

mate it had the luk of a it all over it well look I'll take you back to my

place if you want you can get yourself cleaned up you're a bit uh pongwiffy

oh [ __ ] what I left the bath

on we could have gone to New York after £35 on easy jet oh I I have spent the

whole week scouring the discos for the perer no danger of that

here it was man that put you up to this wasn't it partly but I wanted to spend

some quality time with you both this is where we had that fantastic

summer ah I will never forget it got dozens of photos I can't remember it I was only

eight oh that long ago you know when you came back from

America everyone could see the difference you're a changed man now you're like you were like how worried

Moody fearing the worst I right it usually happens look at russer are you

planning on going on another trip no The Lads are working on something I've told

them I'm not interested n I've been missing too much of you lot grown up but we are gr

[Music] up my mind was a whirlwind of conflicting

emotions just seeing are there confusion anger regret

bitterness and I have to admit yes there were sexual

stirrings she was wearing these skin toght boots to kind just below the

name mini skirt so there was a flash of thigh in

evidence the perfume is in my AI I should know that I'd

bought a gallons of it you see I'd missed our sessions being

in Russia I felt naked because i' I'd lost all the tools the coping tools to

help me I know you're going to say that I was retreating back into my codependency

Tendencies it's true I just wanted to take her in my

arms and for give her and buy her something nice from

verace Mr hope I'm Heather Lane oh

hello how do you know who I am I had a picture ID your neighbor told

me you were in kic it's 1:00 and this place does the best lunch was sent the last pyment a weeko call you people

never give up I'm not from the vat you're not I do work for the government

at a very different department oh is this the about the OED

thing like background checks in a way are you waiting for your daughters

no they met a couple of Norwegian Backpackers they're climbing up was still just worried about what they'll do

when they get to the top teenage daughters tricky time

you seem to know a lot about me already sometimes Mr hope it's necessary

for the intelligence Community to recruit civilians if you get the OED contract

you might be in some sensitive areas where you could be of help to

us you're talking about all of us or just me I mean

you wouldn't Dennis be a Natural Choice his team leader he a bit

obvious Mr Taylor is dealing with a lot of emotional baggage at the moment Mr busbridge is W long in the tooth young

Wyman is just that young I wasborn in

Moxy

hardly we believe you'd be the most discreet own business family man not a

blot on your copy book Neville well you've done your homework

but there's one thing your spies didn't tell you I'm not

going that's a Pity I've been away too much you

see thing is getting on the list is everything to your friends isn't it yeah

if you were to cooperate we could almost guarantee it

and if I don't could be your anyway think about

it call me anytime that's got all my

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numbers what's the matter well you know how you gave for your phone in case anything happened all we're halfway up a

mountain and Moxy ran and well the house is flooded and tanks gone

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[Music] missing what are you doing here the pi was in a bit of a mess you know but what

on top of it put them wet TOS in a dry and I'm sorry you're holid got cut short

girls oh don't worry we're

not oh L welcome home sorry mate I really

am we rent DC let's look and if you leave them on all night your carpet should be dry by the morning there's no

damage to the floor late you know so by the time Bren gets back should not know the difference tanks in his basket oh I your

phone them three doors up w hi tank he's a big booger isn't he I I had a sh I

could have written him him I don't know how to thank you all I mean I didn't know what I was coming back to well

there's a few loose tails up in the bathroom need really I'll do that no more no but thanks lad

really what a friends

for of all of our out why did you flag Bridal judging by that American job they

have more initiative than the average team most of whom just want to get drunk and eat [Music]

chips and this chap hope would be your man he's

perfect he's had of Crossroads in his life his wife is increasingly independent his older daughters are

grown up he feels irrelevant and the kapper is he's so

unlikely I can't imagine anyone thinking that he's connected with my Lord this has all happened so fast we haven't

completed our checks this Osborne for example it's a bit of a loose cannon

that's your decision I just need Neville hope but he hasn't said

yes you won't get a medal for this old chat because officially this Mission

doesn't exist but you might have the satisfaction of knowing that if you pull

it off you will have saved the world from Extinction good luck and may God go with

you

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do I need any special training or Neville you're not Pierce brosman and you won't be involved in anything

dangerous or compromising what will I be involved in your precise duties will be explained to

you by your contact when you arrive at your destination can you tell me where that'll be all in good

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time what's up we got it what we made the list

oh congratulations he hey that was fast unbelievable changes everything we're

civil servants now no no diplomats man ambassadors so how come you're not down

the pub listen you know I'm going got the bridge job you lck K looking for me didn't you and you said even with one of

us missing we're not a team man we know how you feel now but well you have to

think about it man I mean this could go a long way to making up for all the shite we've been through over the years now

fine what you mean fine I mean I'll come

okay but just like that ah we were going to give you drugs and abduct you you

know what to talk to W Brenda First oh is We on some course down London oh will all I'll you down there on a briefing

with the Ed I'll tell her then then so what made you change your

mind I suppose you could say I just realized how important friendship was to

us a fantastic mind mind mind we're not weing

your garden no no you're on your own with that one mate surprised you haven't sold

this place yet buddy it's structurally un sound well I don't suppose your

so-called brother all pumping 500 b*llet hols in a while would have helped I've had it fixed up o I had the old ground

floor replastered and the front pory Ruck out

I was just about to put it on the market and what happens what what happened an

earthquake it not in Tokyo not in the middle of turkey the FB Center was in

bloody Dudley 19 mies up the road the first one in recorded history yeah you

got to get out of here bu man I mean no matter where we end up gotot be better than this aren it well yeah but the

problem is I'm seeing this woman twice a week are you getting shaged well that's something no no no no no she's a

psychoanalyst a therapist very nice woman from solo called Helen I mean it's

a bit of a schlip but she comes highly recommended how long you been doing this soon since

Arizona well it was wonderful for you lot unifying and uplifting but it was hell for me I came back in a terrible

State never mind a financial ruin what everything did to me Ed a middle-aged

man betrayed and duped what do you think they do for your side I felt worthless cheers you w like that

in Russia what else of you Lo exactly none of us L Let each other down

eh in 20 years we're like a family man bu now most of us it's all we've

good and how often do many of us find ourselves Torn Between Two seemingly opposing courses of action and what do

we do when we're faced with this dichotomy we struggle which is exactly what we shouldn't do what we have to do

is recognize and accept the duality in our nature now there's always going to be conflicts in our lives between work

and family between friendship and ambition and to

yes sorry rup are you from maintenance

no I just want a word with me wife we're in the middle of a workshop I'm sorry Dr

felberg if you'll just excuse me

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government outfit that recruits builders for embassy jobs abroad The Lads applied and they've been accepted I thought you

said that I know what I said I've chined me mind it's interesting that you've

taken this decision unilaterally without talking it over with me well I'm here now yes but you've made the decision ah

but no no that's good is it yes what it tells me is that you

must want this very badly oh well the special circumstances look Neville I'm

happy if you're doing something that makes you happy and feel good about your what do you mean special

circumstances there's things I can't talk about but but sometimes a man has a

chance to see what his true worth is to be like tested in the fire and hopefully

come through unscathed what are you talking about I've said too much listen

thanks for being so understanding this is you being empowered I'm all for it I'm just trying

to shake off the shackles of the archetype pet

right good morning gentlemen oh

but are we all here yes part from uh Mr Taylor he sends his apologies he's

dealing with some personal before we start there's something we

have to address I think we explain this department has to be especially diligent

for obvious reasons and um well I'm afraid we can't accept Mr Osborne's

application because of his criminal record what what I've paid me jues for

that man I've kept me head down me nose clean and grafted me bollocks up ever since I got out haven't I that's

certainly true well it's not what a man was that's important it's what he's learned what he's become that's right

absolutely well it's a rule we can't wave I'm afraid well I don't know how much checking up you've done but if you

contacted the Chau Indian tribe of Arizona you'd realize my worth mate as a

grafter and as a person I mean them do tribal dances in our honor don't that's

right as a TM pool there with my name on it big

one well it's out of my hands is it well

sh hey no no if them's made the mind up I'm not sitting liing there

asses I'm sorry we couldn't have handled this some other way but there were certain decisions that only came down last

night well we'd like to offer our congratulations to the rest of you not sure how we feel about it

now can I say something there I've been inside myself mind it

was a long time ago like well that's partly the reason why Mr Moxy this rule only applies to convictions in the last

10 years and uh we understand you provided the police with information

which led to the arrest of a major crime figure I wouldn't want that generally

known you see Mr V this puts us in a a terrible situation with a team always

have been and Mr Osborne is a crucial part of that team look I don't have to

remind you this job is the chance of a lifetime we've got the posting earmarked for you and papers ready to

sign where to Havana

CU don't throw this away and don't make me have to look elsewhere

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what kep you what do you mean what I thought you would have been hot on me heels you me I walked through the door

well we just had things to discuss you know like what well arguing your case

for a start Moxy bought his record up even though he didn't have to I didn't have to but I

did well could with the te tenis well they're adamant they don't

want you to go what about the rest of you well we're

just going to all the Pu you know just to talk things through what's to talk through

Everyone's entitled to express their opinion on what are you going to put it the vot look we don't know what we're

going to do we've just heard this you only found out about this thing because of my made Gus and who was it what

brought you the bridge job huh Arizona and who was it who rescued all

your lives particularly your life from the brink of Oblivion we know we are wasn't that's why we're going to have

this talk looks to me like your mind is already made up I can't of believe this

are you Dennis it's not two nights since I sat in bu's living room with you and we talking about friendship and

loyalty what happened of that

huh

hey we shouldn't have do it twice we've dropped a huge ball at you LS I

reckon Den's right it's all of us or it's none of us let's just get back in there we'll

turn the job down H hey hang on L look why why don't I go up there's no point this whole trips no is that somebody you

get us a point in I'll do go

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hello Neville it's a little early in our relationship for you to be making demands well if o doesn't go the whole

team doesn't go so where are you then I'll get back to [Music]

you Colin beans oh Heather [Music]

what no way I don't care what the problem is just get Osborne on the

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yeah oh that's very

much what a piss pisser all right

couldn't go without well you know I'm not happy about them knowing about me and Mickey start up you know we how they

he about that well I know everything man that's what the said have gone into all this stringent background stuff I mean

otherwise us would be here wouldn't he having a paint when was he in the nick

again 4 year ago so we could reapply in 6 years time not sure but I'm want to

get up a ladder in six years time hey changed the minds see us can

come you are huh just like that how' this happen well I I I youu

his case you know what did you say that we didn't well I uh I I was pretty

passionate um obviously um wrong to persecute one man for for past misdemeanor and losing out on a a great

outfit etc etc you bong him no of course not you were only up there 10

minutes that's all T you're not if you feel strong enough about somethingone are you serious

I but that's brilliant him he wants a SW in the Middle East next have great we're going then CU in

the of our assignment Lads we should repair to the bar and Hammer the rum a that what they drink over there yeah P

th queries a bit more EXA of BR here bring Mr Osborne please oh Mr Osborne

checked out about half an hour ago what time's next TR from King's cross no he wasn't going to King's cross he was

asking which tube to take to get to Heathrow Heathrow where he G could be anywhere couldn't he he didn't have much

Gear with him should we go after him oh man he throws pretty massive it's got four terminals just wants to get away I

reckon I get away from us I need to make a phone call

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yes yes Neville now what listen O's like it to he th we

don't know if he's leaving tonight or or you know getting a hotel and leaving in the morning I have no idea where he's

headed well I thought your people could check the passenger lists I mean you've got the facilities right you're

right fine uh I'm just home with Brenda

us yeah well I'm not used to it either I'm not not used to lying to [Music]

people is Heather double O Jordy is becoming a pain in the asss patch me

through to Roger around the world for you I TR on

Mr Osborne yes I wonder if you could just follow me bring your personal effects upgrade is it you just come with

these gentlemen what's up like I've not been smoking in your bug I didn't check a

barag on she couldn't have found abom in it we don't want to alarm the other passengers do we sir well I'm not a

bloody t*rror1st my name's Osborne not AMA don't make us use Force sir Force

I'll show you bit of for son oh my

God you made the list Mr Osborne what bloody List the 10 more wanted the

OED with me mit you're going to Cuba oh well well why didn't you say

so sorry Paul well

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[Music] it's a builder's Paradise everything looks like it's

about fall down all hey you know how it bugs you whenever you go somewhere there's always

somebody is po should have been there 20 years ago well this is 20 years

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ago hey that's a Hudson Hornet isn't it how would you know cuz that was a car

what Richard ders drw an American Graffiti don't know it no no no no Richard Drapers mainly drive around in

other people's cars a hornet belong to that g*ng um what are they called uh

yeah yeah I some for was in it wasn't he before he became marrison Ford oh he

drove a black shevy didn't he remember had that race at the end with a hot rod oh yeah yeah I've never heard of this

film he's probably just reached here be playing around the corner not with American in the title little KN the fair

RS that was them there's bu Road Master how on Earth

do they keep them running what it's cubid Ingenuity a it they have not any spare parts in this country since the

revolution that's 1960 or thereabouts not of cars washing machines nothing so

what do they do go down to the beer and beat their smiles with a brick H what

day one bit tackless you may be short of a few

things here pet but it's a very beautiful city really

I'm afraid that's too Spanish for our Spanish pet something we say about Cuba

nothing to have but all you could ever want

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I'm Glad You Came was I wouldn't be the same without you mate it's good to pretend you wave the rules eh all yeah

what fantastic the whole team back together again HH the only reason I'm part of the team is down to Neville or

so I heard he went into BT for me not you yeah look o for the record right we

decided unanimously not to leave without you now that was before the suits changed their minds okay I'll never know

that though will I yes you will how will I cuz I'm telling you now all I know Dan is that when you had a choice of either

knocking this job back or couldn't me a drift you are thinking it

over is this going in your Grudge bank cuz I'm your oldest

friend that's why I didn't expect it then

welcome to heran gentlemen sex SSA and cigars mama can't wait why do you come

inside for team biscuits thank you hello how' you do how' you do all hello

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