01x11 - The Lovers

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used all my options worked off my laid all the cards now there's nothing to

lose i don't want tomorrow to be like today

that's why i'm breaking away i'm trying

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[Music] that's why i'm breaking

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got to find a better way

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this [Music]

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look do you have to cut them all over the floor me and deutschland make them hard as

when you're a small child right did you more than ever you see you never had a mother did i see

sorry god she's got a mother huh and right now she'll be in the backbone

of mueller's arms of the newcastle bronil that's a lie she's never drunk brownie or yes for

health reasons chad if you want a basketball level barley win look can't you use a [ __ ] in newspaper or

something what look because we've all got to live here right oh and we don't want chatonow's

all over the place what's up in a bad space there aren't

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the stage of this place right do you know it's like i'm bleeding cause eh i think a wood is what might cause a

toilet it's what when what look that's the on your men's face is it

oh hey where can i borrow your thingy i think i'll be needing it myself man no

man what's its name on you your water boat hey if that's the best thing you've got on your horizon dennis i think

i can uh offer you something a bit better what five foot six blue eyes blonde

legs up to our armpit in a chat to fix dennis what are your slugs are you sl*ves nothing marvin's got a nice

respectable friend right yeah and she fancies something a bit mature and interesting

yeah and i thought you dennis anyway i'm gonna meet him down the tivoli welcome no thanks because of that zag my heart

is it just i heard like you know you were having a seat with that tag man oh

no no hey hey you don't want to believe what you're here wrong here moxie no just that me neville would decide to

have a court lemon learning german donate you see she speaks perfect english as well i've some other time maybe

see i've got this teach yourself cassette man yeah yeah thank you shane here notice this is

ned von enen you surprised me dennis i never thought you'd fly the white flag in the language wall fly the what

well you'd have not g*n crawling there man let them talk english

can't take a shower just block with hair

oz oh no it's not german champ pullman it's

got all my follicles loose well i suppose i better put in a bit of overtime i can't take the pair of them

on myself like hey wait a minute mature interesting what about this tonight i'm gonna love

someone yes what the caller uh i don't think she's your type buzz oh hi

hey don't take umbrage it's just that i don't think you'd fancy yours you know she's a bit up market well

that's all right man i'm just to sort of break the up market towards can't fall man you're not a bit rough hey dennis dennis yeah you remember that

uh man of dressing the dry cleaners in seoul gospel oh she was new at duchess what's yeah i don't know

she had a very refined accent and she wore pearls had a good time with her another one

short of course i guess come on man go i'm going to take you with you give the rest of us a chance to get the price cleaned up it's a bit small for

you well you just said she was five one six uh i was exaggerating

now listen i want you on your best behavior all right i haven't been old before you know yeah yeah we're no swearing or breaking wind out loud okay

all right all right bring up a really good cover story for you won't we huh

hey dan everybody knows you're knocking off that segment

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he doesn't look rich no no no he does his best to be like one of the lads odds see his father earns the business will

work for you know and uh oz takes over when the old man retires you know

in the meantime he's got a work as a common bricklayer just uh just for three months as he

learns the business from all sides like you know whoa great cheers girls

that was dry as a boot ben was telling us about your father

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started from nothing you know in uh building empire isn't that right win yeah yeah that's

right um i was just telling the girls you know uh one day it'll all be yours

oh yeah there's uh there's macall pains and wimpy's and then as i was born in

sonatus in the meantime you are just one of the boys look again pat

one of the men [Music]

yeah i'm not sure if i'll keep this up i didn't think you had that sort of problem no no man you're not what i'm

talking about and stringing the bird along man you're all right mate it's just a matter of uh

establishing your credibility you know rest is down to your personal magnet isn't it

see i've been spending so much time on your case i've been neglecting the lovely idea no well look you'll have to learn there's a

couple of hundred i thought never gave you 50. he did he did but it's not going to last long in this place at these prices is it

i mean this only looks sophisticated i mean you might want steak well here's the cat landed right right

right now if that runs out use your american express gold belt right oh yes never leave the hook without it do it

yeah all right guys right girls hey ready for another drinkies yeah get them

in with

i really admire you too for taking an opportunity for educational advancements you know you know when you get back to england

you could have another stranger about yeah i'd be able to order petrol on the m1 in german

volunteer and trinkniv ah yeah that system good idea

we're going over the club for a drink you couldn't worry no no no thanks i better get through this

already yeah permanent press seems to have lost its minion these days moxie i'd like to you know but uh i'm

skins ah don't worry about that mucks man i was paid as [ __ ] that 50 you orders oh grace ah no

what's the mother well he must have took it back again well he's got an important date any donatively

he never asked though hey it makes me mad he takes advantage of a good night you never if you ask me

you do a bloke like i was a fear when he walks all over you can you see the footprints of me face

well look you can't do anything about it tonight no i can't i will there's a principal involved here let's

try this on once too often [Music]

where do you see it went uh it's only timberly it was right i'm off down there i'll feed

strange quirk i feared this isn't it well i mean [Music]

who'd have thought that me who's always here that crouch you always hated what uh crowds

crowds uh traffic i've always liked the country side you know oh i too

but you were saying about fate [Music] yeah well i mean who would have thought

that i'd be expanding the family empire here in germany wherever you live well

in a hut you say we couldn't get any decent hustler accommodation because all right where will i live um

well in the mountains over a river you know a small castle

would just about do it after all i'm all alone

what are you living oh please at razer not talk about me

yeah you're not murray do you divorced all right hi dennis is getting a divorce

that's dennis one of the louder works for us you know oh it's cost number fourteen maintenance

i try to be independent with money uh-huh i have my own job from yeah as a beauty

consultant all right right well that's it connie job isn't it hey listen you'll have to do me too nail something

it's hard to be independent with a jealous boyfriend boyfriend what is he uh

big blog is he yes but he's not so important as you are

i've wanted to leave him for a long time but uh he's very possessive well you

know i can be very possessively certainly normal i want to have to be i can't be when the need arises

i want the word with you oh excuse me pat uh just want the quick word with the

chief here is this one of your men uh yeah one of the large that's that's about it

so you're a nurse's company huh hi dear nate yeah look uh i don't know what that is

now listen um well 50 do you like sauce you're a gentleman i know i know but you

know there's no need to tell everybody about it can i miss now don't be late in the

morning will you young and daft you know child

bias lads why shout now no no pump i'll get him in oz just peed us back paige never

like a lamb well i love williamson see this is a special occasion actually

i think he was just trying to impress that lassie was with and uh two beers as well these meetings

which what you like eh very tasty actually hi you missed something there then

dear mark did you behave me strength like it seemed to be well the funny thing was

uh her kind of attitude to him the way she looked at him like oliver quivo would lust away no but uh

sort of affectionate because if she'll like being with him oh [ __ ] you know

the older i get less i understand women i don't know what they want who they

want it from no no but certainly wouldn't think they'd want it from ours

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on to be a never hopefully yeah we had all the gory

details yet then not a word but he seemed so naturally cheerful

you know i've never noticed it before but uh what a cunning job at german brickers

they are firm all the edges nice and square everyone to see him

perfect really this is serious paula i suppose it is a bit more

symmetrically do you not think the british bricks got more character

i don't really i've come to respect the german brick gentlemen the evidence is overwhelming

ours is in love [Applause] since we're here out here you've been

badmouthing everything german no all of a sudden you're getting all poetic about the bricks

oh well sometimes dennis you know certain things happen that make you see other things in a different light but

like uli you mean tell us about it then don't give us in suspense listen whatever pass between uli and me

is our affair a fair no is it there

i thought it was on the cards when i seen them all right now listen i'd just like to put a lid on this if you don't remain there because i mean there's some

relationships you don't want all the lads up the booty huh i mean there's some relationships that you'd like to be kept

private and confidential i mean i thought you would understand that dennis you're the one to trump with that dagmar

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wow [Music] no it doesn't have to be a castle

i mean just somewhere with a bit of space that's all you know about room to breathe enough

room to have a sauna and a pool table

my house isn't so large and it's in the suburbs more than the country

yeah but it is your own house isn't it well of course oh yeah of course of course no but as i

say you see when i take over the business november it's my dad's birthday and uh

he'll hand over to me then you see no but as i said when i take over the business i'm not

gonna have a lot of time to mess around looking for accommodation but you will have a secretary and an

assistant yeah yeah but i mean they're gonna be stretched to the limit organizing things

i mean i don't like to really put under them i can see you as somebody who

really needs looking after yeah yeah i suppose that's me isn't it for a

little rich boy

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very decorative

see i'm just realizing that it kind of tell accents here as far as she knows i could be talking to him as a queen mother

must be pretty thick because she thinks you're the queen mother hey shut your face you that's my fiancee

ya tana wood queen molly huh fiancee well i want to call somebody kind of muddy isn't it

what are you talking about when you're already married all right in england can i hold that against us

what are you gonna here about it then about what those yeah note

oh come on dan you've known him the longest now i've known him long enough to realize he's a lost course look he doesn't listen to a thing i'll see you

huh why where's me breath got the hell in the hand basket for all that okay this isn't like you den oh i'm learning

fast kid you know i mean ever since we got out here i've been wet nursing that booger right we all have if he gets into problems we have to get

him out of them get into debt we have to cough up five but there's other people that consider this time as well as us

as his misses and this other last that's still not all business never look if us decides to commit bigger me that's this

business first time i want to hear about it and use the world mute

oh dear mate what a miserable pair see i don't mind it might never happen

you're right then look a bit down in the dumps mate feeling a bit homesick though don't you

ever get homesick moxie what i come from mate two or two down in dodge city

with me more than her latest but he's not on the piss he's either beating up the kids or molesting my sister

how different how very different from the own life of our own dear queen

never lived anywhere as bad as this do you never come around to your

inexorable logic of my points of view huh my argument's been working on your

unconscious what argument could a well considered program of redecoration for this pig oil

what's that got to do with me being homesick well then you wouldn't be i'm sick would you never

consider this place being like a concentration camp be more like a home

not without render it wouldn't anyway i don't want it to be more like your home i want to be homesick hi enjoys his

buddy i certainly don't want to get fond of this place do i do you know what you are nev

you're a masochist what it means you're someone who enjoys pain and discomfort neville

fine two words which could well sum up the quality of life in this place you know

fellas that's what's at stake here you know bring quality of life quality of beer that's what i cares

about oh you are concerned about standards then listen fellas i've been doing some

calculations i've been doing some calculations right

and i found out that each one of us individually spent 100 hours a week in this pickup

100 hours that's a lifetime moisture time you're asleep man that's no difference dennis because even

then your subconscious is it's being seeped into by the depressing atmosphere or it oozes into you by

osmosis i think he's got a point there uh hold on a minute let me get this straight

right you're on about decorating it up correct yeah well let me ask you two questions

all right one where we going to get the paint to who's going to do the work and what do you over group and furious

going to say about it huh that's three questions well that's all the more reason isn't it look it would all be done on a

democratic basis right i would share the cost b would share the work and say i can't see the open group of

viewers objecting to any improvements around here oh wait a minute what do you mean share the cost i need that money for me spare room

sub the cost what about the work you're asking us to come in from our day's grafting and start all over again come on look

this place isn't that big is it how much work would it be between a lot of us a couple of evenings a week that's all

anna count me out barry because uh see i'm out every night and i no you're not you're not actually knowledge

yeah well tonight's an exception you weren't out on tuesday well that was another exception you're here on monday as well you've got a lot

of exceptions you know what i like to pace myself thank you yeah why are you pacing yourself you give us some

of the payton who said you were thanking you moxon i mean it's not the worst

but it still leaves someone's going to pay for it though doesn't it not so much for our resources if you have to pay for paint is it

what are you getting that bar under the side of the site they've already started painting right i'll get a picture and you reckon

a bit of that paint could uh stroll on over there eh that's right never get away with it now got security

on it who need to stop it leaving the site yeah hasn't occurred to him someone would be

daft enough to use it on the has it didn't do that are we on bit hi

oh you can call me in oh wait if it's free i suppose so someone

to do in it wait yeah well i mean seeing as we're not paying for it i suppose it's all

right yeah yeah could lead to trouble you know

stealing materials from our place of work is dishonest barry it was your idea in the first

place it's a quality of life buddy do you want it i don't you

on the other hand i mean we wouldn't really be stealing it would we i might we wouldn't be like removing it

oh no no we'd be we'd be taking that paint and what

redistributing it and redistribution cannot be construed as theft oh no not in the proper sense now is he in or

not ah i think so [Applause]

lads yeah actually there's no run that should work what's the panic like well you know all

the addicts are started i don't think he doesn't do the lag behind it oh yeah couldn't talk

it against g*ns

he says he's very impressed that you're trying to learn german oh well there just a few words i haven't

got that for yet yeah but you're trying osborne that's good also you're now starting back to work

quickly in germany just because we have a break does not mean we always take it

that's great that is isn't it we're on a legitimate break he makes it look as if we're scriving

don't creep around the germans then nah nah man look since i've been seeing an ollie bummer i've seen things in a different late i

mean i now realize it takes all sorts to me at the world i mean the average german's all right compared

to them turks oh it's yeah it's good to know he hasn't changed that much polaroid what's wrong with the abdullah said

look there come heart the crime in german cities or cobblers have a look their own man the only dirty

parts in this town in parts with abdul's liver that's not their fault man they're over here in a sweated labor they get the worst housing

the lowest wages they're unclean in the habits dennis

[Applause] [Music] still pretty keen on this only then oh is that are you see that

oh sure i'm not saying she's not on a chocolate for a you're a married man oh where

nevermind we got married too young man was stuck in hood for eight years that's long enough

i mean let's face it i mean marge is not exactly charles and diana is what no i mean i don't kid myself margie's a

bit flighty she's still seeing that bloke from the breweries you know well you should have put a stop there that long time of

course what have you seen the size of him he left some bars up with one hand man

i've all got

the hotel room was pink why don't i live in a pink room it's not a man's color what are the edicts and the abdols going to think if they find out oslo they're

living in a pink shed my reputation a lot of harm that you know green is not no

it's soothing it's green but we used to have an odin hill bathroom that lovely shade says our bloody

council estate well what's wrong with that oh you're one of the privileged living on a councillor state listen look look i

think we've got it going on this by democratic rights right how's this eat bloke can have the bit around his bed the color he likes

right i'll have my bit pink wait a minute when i wakes up i look straight at that bit of wall behind your bed i'd be seeing pink oh

and that'll make him see red wouldn't it oh green man look man what can't have the hood

decorated in stripes that's barmy man no sparkling denis we've got your and want decent colour oh i have

actually worked out a way of doing it right now no no listen look well i've got a list

of colours right now i've got a column for first choice and a column of a second right now

each colour gets two points uh two points of first choice and one for second right no no no no no

we use this method when we elected the chairman of the west bromwich and district sunni methodist table tennis league

oh well barry yeah it's tried and tested then annette huh

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oh wait come here buddy the suspense is k*lling us apparently the polls are predicting

purple oh i will the pools don't have to live in our hood do they have your chance in place for mohammed

i is returning officers

are as follows the winner is yellow yellow by

one point who voted yellow or i don't like yellow me neither it's not a man's color

there's a fiddle i demands a recount figures don't lie you know so whose first choice was it then i

nobodies well then how could it win because those two people had the same first choice so

so everybody's first choice you only got two points that's right and yeah i've got three second places

well that's a smashing system that is body isn't it there everybody gets what nobody wants best

democracy dennis oh i guess

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[Music] i don't think this place better surprise me you know if a job's worth doing it's

worth doing could have got caught you know gonna have to be a bloody side more slippery than that when we get the paint

you we dude i don't look over a darkness right we must see

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see it's two of us every night right tonight it's me and mark's right and tomorrow

day two it's neville and white all right all right i can read as long as i'm the underneath

because tonight bummer's gonna get his weary muscles relaxed with a good massage hey bummer you're not getting fed up

with that massage ball oh i don't know what i want dennis i circulate myself one of the german lads is taking me with

a crayfield tonight makes a change so uh how do you know i'm free tomorrow night don't know well aren't you

as a matter of fact i am yeah that could have been a very false assumption i swept with somebody else couldn't you

look i've written down the bottom here right provisions for alternative arrangements

what's it what we're going to put up this smell early before you'd be out you're only doing me

hey give her a few tips on how to be able to british up her classes no she can't see us delita's got to go

and see her mum i can just imagine it as it happens oz mother i'm going out with this rich

british tycoon and pretending to be a poor slumber for brittany well that was your idea that's sad oh

he's just jealous ours well can i bloom up all that b*mb i can yeah

oh what do you think oh he likes it yeah i'm not jealous of the rollicking

you're gonna get when she tumbles you squire right bummers away hey bubba yeah

want to drop in there then we're back here am i do that give your first down the couch oh first

dan gonna be one of your witty evenings which nights will you be seeing your

intended odds because i've got to fit you into the russ roster i sort of no no just leave me off

that cause i can't see me being in here much longer what do you mean well i mean me and olly will be moving in together

is this after the royal wedding soon as possible really so what she wants uh

well she's pretty keen on moving to england you know but uh i'll have to talk her out of that one

i know you're right there oz you know might blow your cover eh i mean you kind of see your last league got the high

rise in gear ted can you i'd steer well clearer gate said if i were you son

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the english are always welcome i will get someone to take good care of you

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we met before maybe i do not think so my name is uli

so he does look relaxed is it sunshine can i have one of you too

around no he's uh he's over the hood helping with the decoration lying on his bed criticizing he's very

good at interior decor arrows [Music]

some other b*mb it's a bit awkward i think they should

go no further what i met only tonight

only but aussies only i thought you'd went to a massage parlor yeah i did that's the point never

she works there i'd go by the looks of it i believe it i met her through that idea

you know what is she not game as well no no no no she works on a cosmetic counter at miller's she does

well at least i hope she does huh certainly smells like it

not are you sure it was her bar her name was ollie and i recognized it from the photograph so

she's not a beauty consultant well what do you think she does around there son i fight shows

it gets worse according to my mate data who took me there her boyfriend's at bloke owens place

nasty piece of work he looks so shall i do him huh he extilled him doesn't it yeah

i'll call it poetic justice myself we're gonna tell him

suppose i'll have to well those might be very upset you know emotionally it's a sobering

fault in it

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hey everyone look look look here look look i've got something to show you look

oh we'll be

guys can i have a back well i'm gonna move that's private one coming huh

what

i like so hey you're not going to put that up in

here are you why not oh what's brenda going to think well she won't see it will she

hey i'm surprised at you though barry i wouldn't have thought that was in your taste son

all right i bought it for the technique wayne to be quite honest i didn't really notice the subject

do you know you're the only geezer i know that could say that and i believe him oh thank you wayne that wasn't a

compliment buddy well i thought it was what's it for it's a very good question moxie what is

art for essentially i think it's to make our life more rich and fulfilled you know

tell you what also keep that drive down from having me ben just sent me back a few bob 50 marks pretender for the real old

thing i don't believe no it's not an old painting no it's um it's a new reproduction

process oh no if this wasn't original you know it'd be be priceless

looks real enough to me well that's the new process

yeah fellow i got it from was telling me all about it it it no it's the biggest breakthrough in

synthetic oil painting reproduction there's ever been all right we believe you yeah you know

see what they do is right they start with a photograph right well that doesn't give you the you know

like the depth that you need to to create the real impression of oils so then what they do is they photograph

each right from two to other angles oh a minutely different now

the real skill you see comes in the combination of those three

photographs right scientifically it's something

look me if it's any consolation there there's only me never knows about this and b*mber of course and

uh win well i thought the friggin wouldn't it well none of us are the sort of sheltered from the rooftop away

it's made a rate fooler than me aren't you well she's had a bit of help from you oz still

nice that's the word then you know i mean not just looks you know claws deportment that sort of thing

cut above what i'm used to well maybe it's all for the best man i mean you know considering your home circumstances

i would just put out your mind man it's not that easy though

if you do have an um

not good enough good evening ah you english the english

are always welcome here the gentleman is not staying is that not so

apparently not but literally we've got other talk i mean there's things to be said isn't that look i'll be in the tivoli tomorrow

night

sometimes this is

the old magic's still there you know

what what'd you think nev i think we're all going to get caught i think it's a touch too i myself

i better on length in this stream oh

we haven't come along the other

what is it

hey it's all right they're playing cards [Music]

all right perfect needs i need to calm a thing like this didn't it take needs a nerve to steal

oh yeah you handled yourself very well son ain't hanging around the art still in accessory ways i've got a

bloody handbag hey i did the padlock nev the old magic stilled there it's a serrated colour that's never

yellow that looks more like gray battleship great i think anybody advised for gray well i'm not having grey

reminds me of prison

what you you english b*stard

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foreign [Music]

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whatever he said he's made them change their mind i reckon you wore them a bit of an apology

we've been running them down oh someone give us a club bill yeah fair

duesers i read you all to go around there in the morning and say thanks son oh i tilt my book here flowers like the

little nut listen mate one of them have those trash is sticking out with me guts right they know that one stops them that makes it even steven

as far as i have one soon right back stepping into making it work

it's a big job

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oh

no cutting him is our friend working together but he says no in taking my woman i cutting him very

mad

how did you change his mind i sang quick he's not taking your woman he knowing

this man he's not taking any woman he has nothing with women

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huh [Music]

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are you doing that here daddy [Music]

i'm a surprise bloody maniac you come after me with a knife you know yes you told me

did he tell you about what the uh what the turk said oh yeah well i suppose we're only trying to

help you know what a bloody cheek though well i didn't tell him that i know better

look i'm sorry i lied to you i want to explain you were my only

chance to get out to go to england where he could hurt me they must have been pretty desperate to

pick up look like me but you were nice and kind yeah and rich oh no that had

nothing to do with it [Music] really well of course

because uh it wasn't true you know no yeah well you weren't the only one

that sort of made things out to be uh you know a little bit different to what they were

this now i'm not any tycoon soon my dad hasn't even got a business no no

no my old man was a a liability drunk he buggered off when i was a bin

last thing i saw them was uh hunting around the house for a pair of socks prior to pissing up

their persian gulp on an old tanker see i spun that whole yawn just to

try and impress you know kept it all going

just to keep you when i feel better

that you also didn't tell the truth well you might as well know the luts i'm

married as well you're married officially only in england mate

you know but i mean you've got somebody as well haven't you i mean you've got this kamal blook

yes i have kamal right [Music] look honey i mean the main thing is

you've got to give this blow up the elbow haven't you you've got to give them the heave who the push the shove you know leave the booger

you know i mean try to pack it back and try a new tone it's difficult

i know i know but i thought maybe you know when this is all blown over i thought maybe we could pick it up

where we left off maybe huh but uh you know kemal is a bad

man and i don't want any more trouble for you no you not cause me any more trouble he'll not cause you any more trouble

he's only one man you know yes but he has two brothers and they're all bad people yes but i've got six mates and if we

count a whole building site that's nearly a hundred i don't think the kamal brothers will want to mess with outlets

being in the building business you know it's easy for us to see how flimsy this construction is

you're not right large yeah oh yeah it's definitely jetty belts we could

sneeze if you fall down what i'm seeing is you say we're just as good a demolition as we are construction

you are threatening me i that's the word listen you lay one more finger on that

girl right and he'll hit you so hard your family will feel it pakinistan bull

she might try munching she said that's near munich apparently

got a friend there you know oh well maybe it's all for the best hours i'm

maybes maybe he's not good

all right let's put that paint back in here fumes from it are affecting me sinuses

oh [ __ ] yeah yeah well yeah man you're sniffing a little git as people in here has got more important things than that amazing huh

hold on yeah you won't have any more problems in that department yeah we've got a little surprise for you

and all barry before we might cheer you up sam oh

says [Music]

that's living all [Music] in the right spreading it

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you keep around little hill just to keep you in bed

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that's living all right yeah you play the game then it's happy

to say