01x08 - The Fugitive

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used all my options worked off my juice

now there's nothing to lose i don't want tomorrow to be

like today that's why i'm breaking away

i'm trying [Music]

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got to find a better

the way

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to get an early start i thought that was the general idea

uh i was last night wondering when the baby would be in shocks and the cold lie to die however never is

a different matter in it well you don't think they're gonna go off the idea do you i'm just saying it'll be mid-day

only before they sleep off last night's binge you'd be typical of that like the tunes that means typically

i'm still going later on live so i've promised me to know all my time

in the old stats yeah it's coming over from crayfield but i'm definitely going yeah give the bike

a run take it out in the country and ask you know we were supposed to pick up the car

first thing nev um use your razor because uh i need

a new blade and i can't you know all right very good oh

great yeah i hate shaving more than anything else yeah bad

well grew up yet i think i'd save one why not you know i never thought i had

the right safe face really i had uh i had a moustache one style

yeah it was like a big big zoopy one you know like one of crosby stills nation young life yeah but uh the girl i was with at the

time made me shave it off so it looks like a pillow

elaine certainly what was her name elaine certains she worked

for a seat merchant just outside dried witch

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all week everybody's been so keen yeah let's get away for the weekend

let's get out the dusseldorf get some fresh air let's do something

different let's go fishing

ah mate annoying i'm eating one i'll leave it out now they ain't cried off they're just asleep

aren't they ah nah then typical fetch us some milk will you

it's not worth getting in such a state about mate well you're doesn't you didn't want to go in the first place

i don't like the country do i and i know enough all about fishing so why should i go napping fishing in a

napping country eh good that wouldn't i'll tell you what would do me good though

it's getting my evil way with that little erika what works the post office that'd do me the power of good that will

ah this milk sewer who forgot to get fresh milk each time i go down there always joins

the queue for a window even if it's the longest you know she

knows just don't mind either huh

tell you another thing nev my infatuation for this little fraud line and i've increased my letter writing

see because posternum is the only excuse i've got to see her in it well mum can't believe her luck i've

even started writing my sister mate i can't stand her if you're going down

there this afternoon can you pull someone for me i'll show it down sir

and while you're sitting by some river with a fishing rod in your end you can think of me and that young

morsel doing unspeakable things together son well that's if we ever get you that's

your tea it's not sugar bloody ro

early start it was on the green

no somebody forgot to get fresh milk well it does surprise me nobody sticks

to the manifesto who's to do what and when oh someone turned him off man your eyes

is on your bed nev didn't use it i'm gonna give it a go what i'm going to be it

what's that funny one did i laugh yes it is i don't see why am i growing a [ __ ] like occasional ladder

no milk or coffee anything all right

what did we drink last night is the quantity sand not the quality i can't believe we had we're supposed to

be going away remember to the country oh aye aye right right i mean it's just we said we'd pick up the car early

like like okay that's if we're still going maybe that just just gives a minute will you

very good buddy i'll inform the press [Music]

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remember there's only me and you and sure to drive this right so no matter how legless we'll get nobody lets yours get there on the wheel

right look i'm not good and that's fatal well you were full of it last night oh

well that was last night i'm not well man typical that makes no difference

be good for the rest of us oh is that like what do you mean what i mean is us we'll all deserve a

break from you think about that larger two oz free knights we're from the smell of his feet

i wouldn't want to go without anywhere y'all was getting me a break from yours that's what i need he'll do me a world of good well

everybody's happy then aren't they yeah barry's following us later on his bike so you better show him on the map

then right [Applause]

healthy saying sweaty feet anywhere means you're healthy like a dog's wet nose you know one of

dog's nose is wet means this isn't good nick oh well you almost be fighting fitment

your nose is being run never since your guria right you you take this main water bottle cool one right right and you bypass cologne and

follow the signs over off veal okay then you hit this road here right you can only go left or right you go left right

the sagan okay straight down there and then you hit that road there you go straight on eldenbrook right

right that all seems quite straightforward uh how will i know i don't know when to

find you know when i'll get there well it's just a village man just uh go to the bar that's got the most noise

coming from it i thought you said i wasn't going

i heard the tv's here last night broken the storage up what on earth is that probably vandals we may

strike again ours sure you'll be safe all right don't let them be at the names

of german football teams all over the hood i love you i'm not trying anything when

i'm here man i'll tell you what it is we'll sleep see if not you're in charge and sounded

without his feet you sure you don't want to come on i'll

manage mandarin you worry

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thinking it over

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gotta find a better way [Music]

real country no never hi you can see how everybody else

appreciates it well we did not feel bad last night

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yes wait hitchhiker be a bit of a squeeze oh there's not much traffic on the

sitting road man let's give him a rider

oh yeah why don't we stop good some mountains aren't we huh hitchhiker hey it's a bloke

no room for a bloke sweetie skull maybe we can fit her in but but another bloke

where you go you go east you're english yeah no yeah oh hop in

bonny lads cheers

you were you on holiday are you

took you well to get a lift did it yeah

where are you headed this way

it's a bit of a back road this isn't it if you're you're hitching or you you can't itch like on your

balance can you no no no i suppose not but hey we're just headed to the back end of nowhere i mean

anywhere it's fine by me you have no place in mind there

no i was i was heading south uh i'm not just k*lling munich not the way the munich this when i'm in

now area before i see a bit of countryside first

i'm a student i'm

travel's an education in itself isn't it oh sorry yes so to say i'm b*mber this is moxie

dennis and devil i'm devin he's dennis i'm colin

listen what are you laying stone in best not to ask wanted by interpol in

eight countries we are

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all right suit yourself good luck sir take care colin have a nice chip back see ya all right who's young is that oxygen

yeah you often oh hey there's uh still room for one on the back you know

i'm too old you're doing one to go all right looks like you ran anywhere

do you reckon definite i put the mockers on this weekend wouldn't it

got any letters need posting any what letters i'm off to the post office and i

no no i sent some money home two weeks ago here's your fancy swift half later well

depends what happens down the post office do it son uh yeah i hope you're not just gonna sit

there and lust over that all day i've got plenty of things to do yeah like what never means

call it a vandal son hey might be a reward look i'll manage london thank you very much all right it suits me

feign everybody gone okay well so long as you're all right mate i'll see you later

switch me fame everybody gone make me sell a nice cup of tea

oh bloody

that's how you do is it it's that simple double go yourself here taking the right hand right right now with the flight rod

you can only reel and you can't reel out because we fly fishing the lane don't sink it has to float in

the surface pull the line over the left hand corner arms length as far as you can

right now whip the rod back over the shoulder go on with it back keeps the lane tall like that right now bring it back pull

out another arm's length pull some more out pull snap

pull snap how do you know this place then then

well last time i was working in germany i was uh in koblenz and these erics brought me out here to this wedding

made me feel so welcome you know it was it was the nicest time i've ever had here just like being at home you know

push a lot back home do you yeah yeah i've got a mate lives in hexham that's in northumberland like you

know i go up there on weekends to the tine valley that's great up there when it's so quiet

and peaceful yeah he wouldn't believe it moxie it's magic

pull snap pull snap

right you have enough slack out now hit your mark

is the river name alright it was asked to be as good a stretcher as anything but i'm allowed to fish it tops with all

the rice that doesn't stop all bars

i nearly took a wrong round it's just so i don't know what's different it's like

i'm seeing the real germany right well you know if we're going to broaden our horizons and if we've got to

escape from the confines of our professional situation oh that's what i'm always saying well word effect

or acquire knowledge of the outside world all right the line certainly was just a sign

her oh i was telling you about you know oh uh joint rich the mustache right right as you're saying do you know

right of her ambition level was a semi in cod saw right and two weeks in the year in magaluf

she would have stifled me neville yeah i bet it's all summer fishing where i come

from you know the fish the canal once though i've got a plymouth and a couple of

contraceptives

oh

if

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here gentlemen gentlemen i think someone tried to steal your motorbike

so you see who was no he is uh he he disappeared oh you never left the key in it did you

parry yeah

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oh

all dressed up and nowhere to go

assistant

hey what do you think you're doing

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bollocks

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hey that's really fresh here like neville yeah i need that after last night's beer

i'm not keeping a tab of everything dennis tub yeah you know

share all expenses don't worry even steven's like hotel bills higher the rods grow up you

know to flight that buddy do you ever leave off yeah

look danny somebody's got to think of these things in the absence of an elected lady and have died

you still at the lad i i couldn't get a lift so i kept down but why didn't you steer with

us you could have steered in the village now i've been camping you see your

bedroll don't take up much room dude you've been sleeping off haven't you just last night that's all

where did you all last eat i'll be okay honest i'm all right he's freezing dead

listen we're staying in a place in the village yeah i know where right look there's my

room key right get yourself back there have a hot bath get yourself something to eat then have a good kip

are you sure go on before you catch your morning cheers thanks very much

come on alex we got some fishing to do

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down will you start a really great wife what would i do reeling in your planet come on that's

it [Applause]

student you don't know where he's going and he ain't camping because he got no gear that's three things he's scared stiffly

asked me why did he uh uh despite your cynical exterior

dennis you you give your fuller man the benefit of the doubt don't you

okay buddy hey you trust people yo jack

oh you've got to why shouldn't i oh no no i'm not disputing it's an

admirable attitude no no no i just i was just thinking you know

thinking what i was thinking that maybe it was uh misplaced you know you trust lying

why well consider that calling right now you must admit he does look a bit

desperate i think he's safe for a few days isn't it well no of you it's because i'm growing a beard maybe he is

he's not a student right this b*mber so rightly surmises

nothing else body man no here him out they make his point well there's a point to ask my point is this

if he's not a student right and he was hanging around last night maybe it's him we'll try to steal my

bike maybe at this penny minutes cause maybe

he's going through all our things right prior to pissing off the destinations or no

of course this is a hypothetical speculation not taken into account trust

which uh which then it's put so much story come on

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thank you

what's the word then bloody long cue at the post office was i ah short one son short but sweet yeah

i'll gets up there to her window all right buys me two air man i'm a registered letter and then i lose it on

her in english you know because she speaks a fair bit well she's got to eventually work in the post office

did you bring the english people yesterday what north football results believe it

out i'm trying to tell you a towel well manchester team bringing sad this here as man i suppose you're finished at one

i says free for the weekend i imagine yes she says with a delectable hint of a german

accent well i steamed in didn't i despite the protest of some old ratbag in the queue behind me with an air

freighter canada anyway cut a long story short which i wish you would listen listen i made arrangements for a rendezvous didn't i

yeah movie drinks cetera et cetera back to her place she's only got her own flat entry

where's his feet under the table by six by ten o'clock what the rest is history son you didn't

think they'd bring any milk in were you did you you ain't listening to a word i've said have you

no not really there's vandals again last night i saw

the paint job yeah i nearly got them yeah yeah instead all i got was red p and all i want me

blue suit it's ruined yeah well what paint ain't on your suit mate it's on one of the walls

slogans like something about the british army getting out of germany yeah well i think they're all getting

all myself aren't you on about yeah sick of it here

nothing to do me me it's doing lagers you are well around are we aren't yeah but you

were asked you didn't want to go did you well what do i want to go a fishing bowl okay but you were asked don't you look

it's the way that that ask that coats what you want about us

huh what you talking about son look the fact that i was asked to go is

not a point is it isn't it no it's not the point at all what is what is the point is that the

one i'm talking only going with them in the first place what they you know i mean remarks about getting away from me and me fit

they didn't go away just to get away from your fears yeah well you stopped all night didn't you yeah but i told you why didn't i

if you'd listened yeah well i don't like it i don't like the germans and they're

doing like me and now that they're there oh son no i look man i can tell man i can tell i was getting at me i was taking a piss

i mean i thought would have a good laugh when i first came here i thought that was a whole pint you know

have a few bubbies a bit crack a bit laugh i mean without that what's the point in being here now

now i want to go out on trips and meet germans and go to museums and i mean where's the fun

in that eh look you have to stay us i mean you need the dough

besides which the lads won't let you go

i'll just slip away nobody'll know that i'm gone

oh you gotta stay sam i mean there's reasons why i brought you here what to do with finance and fun

you can't just desert men you've got to go the distance i'll

manage i always have

well i ain't much of a story sermons it was this german girl she lives in linensburg it's near munich oh you're getting gays

at christmas i was gonna stay in germany if i couldn't get a job go back to the uk

then last week she breaks it off just like that that's tough yeah i've done it

and there's um but no possibility of it rick and see the ice now surprise

it's finished you should have told us this yesterday and then you wouldn't have to kept in the field

yeah thanks for the meal and everything much applies where you ready then

myself i'm going south um geneva i thought i might get a job there as a

waiter or something like that hey he could come back with us why not right no you'd have to shovel

no no i i i couldn't do your bloke sorry hi yeah you could shovel i'd be a libra

could i ah curse your cuds goodness look don't ask me talk to the lad

for more yeah

yeah it's all totally different over here see in germany us brickies have to do our own labouring

oh hey there's just one overall boss croon valve and his sidekick will rick well the only two you've got to watch

out for right how'd you get one of germany wow yeah they're just calling lance morsi like

the rest of us only smarter very very smart well you know i better

turn a note see the brits are really scoopy the way jeans and sneakers that kind of thing

oh and they never wear the hard hats ah the eric's they're rare they're more

military yep come on hold on really

hey niv what'd you call the germans eric's for well we want to talk about one of them

in front of them late we'll call him eric and that way the germans think we're talking about some float well now oh that's good yeah

yeah then there's a there's a lot of turrets over here and all a couple of dutch turks mainly live in

the next two hours greeks but not many of them

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a beard oh yeah very fetching squire

enough each that'd be worth it you reckon yeah give your boat raise

some definition win it i compensate for your lack of bone structure create the impression of an enigmatic

persona enigmatic that also covers up your acne

well you do have spots didn't you you know i mean the complexion ain't exactly your best feelings these

spots are just temporary though you know it's the change in water that's doing it shaving in different water

lines now you ain't shaving right they'll disappear

only no one will notice because you ain't shaving pity

he's a bottle yeah you're right us

what do you mean okay just asking if you're all right you haven't uh said anything have you of

course not just asked him all right

what's up with him nothing a bit uptight hey but just forget it right all right no skin off my nose

be it

seriously a good laugh y'all nice no that's not what everybody thinks is

it

shook arms with a german no man seriously but you know i've been working with that cullen lad yeah

where these two policemen just turned up with uric i don't know probably about the vandalism anyway when colin seen them he turned

white as a sheet did a runner what hi he's gone vanished i've searched the whole site there's no sign of him have a

police gone after him no man look see the coppers were here about the break-ins right

yeah but the point is he obviously thought they were after him colin did well i'll see oh you didn't seem too sure of your

story did he right hi oh i don't know he seemed such a cunning lad but

i can't imagine him in trouble with the law you kind of tell these dears man no i'll tell you what we'll just get

back to work right if he shows up we'll have it out with him right i hope you work things out oz the army

means middleweight look in the situation night out is everyone living on top of each other it's bound to be problems

people fall out friendships change get on each other's t*ts

it's like being in the army living in that you know both things considered we're not doing too bad aren't we well

i came up to you with dennis and neville i just don't think i'm hurt anymore oh come on man they missed

you at the weekend oh is barry's that was this whole brook probably there's no problem i mean we have been

around anyhow but nevertheless nevertheless work you're an exasperating

geezer you are us i mean i can't work you out i really can't work you out well nobody's asking me to try

hey dad and he's saying to colin

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hey he's not running from the law well is that your phone he's in the army

look latham colin lance corporal right born june the 14th 1960

all right five foot eight eins brown other distinguishing marks scar on left shoulder it's a friggin

deserter aren't he

couldn't understand what she was saying that's in trouble well there you go hang on a minute just going for the leak

oh

somebody went into those stories what's over there so what are yeah it could have been

those kids or somebody's not been messing around couldn't each you sure i'm positive somebody went into

one of those pretty cabins okay let's get him whoa

i'll get the lads first eh right

by eight mondays no money all week ahead of us

you get them brandon made them for us

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come on

any side of anything there's definitely somebody over there you're right and i just wear my listen just keep your

voices down okay right buddy moxie you go left lift all right never

go around this side along the drainage channel okay just go straight

but he feels like a commando don't you not really i've still got my slippers on

why don't you just bang a snare drummer you know here

well nobody's made a run for it would you come in this one this one be sure positive

all right we know you're in there so come on let's have you

look there's more of us than you so just come out now and nobody will get hurt right

much off of your site in german dennis come on man let's just get in there man get stuck in

hey

oh it's coming [Music]

yes [Music]

you keep this compress rounded you'll keep it tight

see yeah does it hurt mine hurts like hell but

nobody gives a tossable me

you've got yourself on the right mess haven't you yeah i don't mean your clothes

look money you should have told us the truth you know then we might have been able to help you out

how long have you been in the army then i how'd you know that found his id whatever they call it so

you're on the land from the army is it that bad since i've been in germany is yeah

do you have a ledge in my ability we don't get home they don't get on with me always getting

at me taking a mick i couldn't take no more i've got a bit choked i could get away

didn't seem a very good reason for dessert i'm going to learn to get on with people on you yeah i mean look at this slot in

here we're just like the army oh crammed into this little hut yeah we drive each other looney mate but

at least we all stick together don't we yeah it's not just that

yeah yeah get it off your chest

i was in ireland for a time london dairy

then belfast could have been an old picnic though a scared witness oh sword i've been or

anyone anyone wouldn't have cracked up though would they i did

how many of those b*stards have seen their two best friends blowing you know hey none not one of them well i did

and i just want to forget about it and they put me in hospital for a time

and he heard me were very good about that then they posted me out here the other

legs found out i just want to forget about it they

won't let me forget about it yeah see but if you keep running away

like that you're just running away from yourself you know

and if you bottle it out and stick in i mean those lads will end up respecting you for at the end well whatever if you

ask me he's done his bit hasn't used him no so what's he supposed to do let's spend the rest of his life on the run well

that's the whale spends his life in it i mean he don't know no different i think he's got to go back there's no

question definitely when did you leave thursday night i had

a 72-hour leave pass well you're you're only a day late aren't ya yeah you're not a dessert

yeah yeah yeah you know what you call it without leave that's right i mean it's not gonna be the firing squad is it just a couple of weeks you

know cleaning up the [ __ ] houses can i be back there by tomorrow afternoon

so you're cool dinner great melissa and barry can give you a lift on his bike can't you barry and where is barry i

mean for better and worse you've got to get on when you're meet somebody hey i'm bleeding to death here nobody gives a toss man

where i was still sitting leaving then hey no no i'm not good oh yeah what changed

your mind then well i suppose it was that crap with color last night you know i mean

by an ironic coincidence i realize me and him's both got a lot in common

you know the blokes will live with two or more there

so you can hang around and earn your respect to the lads i i admire that mate i really do

have their own bollocks if you think i'm shipping over to please there you can think you're hearing me and i'm stopping i'm the other good

i've always said your art was in the right place us

great draft well see you're running yeah trying to

get over one night there right

last night but i was breaking in didn't they said um sort of look like a derelict because it

was i'd be safe for three days

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that's living all right

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that's tomorrow you'll [Music]

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