02x12 - For Better or Worse

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no one said it was gonna be easy

nobody said it had to be fair [Music]

all of the chances taken together

and all the changes

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of no return

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mm-hmm

i'll give it five if i were you what i'd rather use the bushes and wristband in there man

all right hello i feel sorry for the poor stuff that's gonna clean it out it's still exciting for some though

isn't it i mean some of us are staying in the village what is the village that's coming the

world calls great aggression and disarmament look bloody man we're working much worse

conditions than this before i'm not going to fall out over the port a little i like to go last thing at night i do

for the loose and say no this is serious they're

phenomenal you say that then it's the kinks of the phenoms look uh not a lot of

people know about telling arms you know i only found out when i read this article in the magazine and the [ __ ] off

of this well what knew it was it

it's no sweat off my a*s just go back to your normal moronic topic to conversation sex relegation to the best point i every

day no no no buddy oh yeah

a contributing factor to football hooliganism you say that invisible entities which

fly off into the atmosphere whenever you take a pay and they stimulate aggressive tendencies

now at afton when everyone pays at once massive numbers are fed in arms i said

three right and apparently this is why 67

of violence takes place in the second half

let's come up with something new every dealer no no i'm going along with that i was at villa park one year and

somebody pissed in me pocket i was furious

so [Laughter]

off-limits boyle oh i'm not so sure b*mb i mean ali's party you know back in geordie land definitely got a flash off that one

yeah well if you mess around with that i'm bollocking it over the rest of us you'll have more than a flash on me don't sermonize me b*mb you're not past

a bit of lecturer yourself i saw you the other night down the casino two young travel agents from christening

nothing i did with them is going to come back on us a lot off limits

morning lads oh [Applause]

hey what are you gonna do when the job guys me i don't know i suppose i like the g*n

back in here's the grim reality of morgan touch has britain

unless your while he coughs up the finishing bonus thing then i can postpone it for a week and then take off somewhere

like oh well me and buddy had plenty probably slowed two of me back through

france but no ways you know fiancee what they give la france here the

bigger you see what they speak shortly on me one as usual well i'm very sorry if my personal

affairs have intruded on your plans us not many plans pop you were the one who

wanted to go and see the shaytans as a loire chateau's odds they have always fancied

santa pay myself i think there's more nightlife and i mean way it's more sophisticated than this late

isn't it yeah definitely give me central pay every time

right you are ready right we're going nightclub cause i've got the chopped down

oh that dress is nice very cool yes sir i'll take it to this booty crafter oh

wait take two more wait lads i'll see you later sticking

where they off to they know yeah they've gone to pick up some tails

excuse me that's gonna be a minute

i'll see you one thing my whole margin you never wanted to be that close to me walk

yeah buddy why didn't you get his little piano on the job with you then you could show me your private leaving could cuba

let's see obtaining i've got my private life to remain private much no we await developments with baited

breasts

oh look if a temperature's not done tomorrow we've got to get the doctor in no i don't know i hate the thought of

foreign doctors i mean at least if we were told what you take around the corner and say dr

amrit branch i think it's just a combination of the mosquito bites in too much sun at the beach yesterday

you're probably right listen i've got to get back to the lads you just stopping here today i've got two well keep an eye on her if

you want to go down the port it wouldn't look right you've got your job to do

hey it's ironic isn't it here's this we've got a luxury villa i'm outside lean bricks

you're stuck in doors watching spanish tv

which one do you think chris well it is your villa after all vicky

oh an uber i mean you've got a flare for this sort of thing i mean that's why i wanted to go

he says that one's twice as expensive

get any more to choose from you know no no remains made up it's between these two

well if it was up to me i would go for this one the more traditional design but that is the expensive one no i'm not

bothered about with that i mean it's ali's money that's the one thing is it i i'm adamant i love that

great i'll do the business okay

wonder if i should tailor barbecue area

what do you think oh i don't know vicky i really don't know but i'm sure the

villa is going to be absolutely exquisite once it's finished

you don't sound very enthusiastic that would be all right if it was just for the odin what do you mean chris i've got nobody

to confide in that's why i'm pleased you're here i mean ali never tells me anything breathing out and put two and two

together he's been really touchy recently and it's been all these late night phone calls and now we solicit us turned

up and bet holdwood's not down here for a turn what are you saying see him or maybe down here for good

well if it does come to that there are worse places to live

oh no it's got everything i mean the climate and the mediterranean and we get all english television flown

over on video chris that dive i thought i was never going to stay in newcastle again

realized knocking on the edge all right who's for the casino tonight

you know what's a female two

you know we're all the rich people off the yacht scale well that doesn't do it no buzz

yeah nice i'm sorry about the french street night oh sorry

forget it actually i'm thinking we've got ibiza

yeah all right well i've got a couple of miracles doing there and they're reckoning it's paradise that either pissed your brains or stoned

at your school but twenty-four hours a day apparently and the tony they reckon there's that much float in the wood on the beach you

can remain with choice so that sounds like just the sort of place for a little bit a recuperation that is not

obviously eyes are coming out of us but how many of the complexion [Music]

it's bad to tell you something that is you know tells me she's got more duel than brilliant

no don't put the mockers on it also i mean you know how much you mainstream mate i

mean it wasn't for eyes or red fern none of us would have got back together why we we wouldn't be here

nah true true yeah

cheers

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be invaded i i just feel so much more optimistic about my old

future there i mean i still feel we should have put a

bigger boiler in me

hi brenda hi how's debbie i'm all right there's rain now you're shitty you're good she's playing

whenever dennis is in the shower if you like helicopter free tomorrow you

could have a day out with hazel i've just seen her in the porches at a bit of a loose end i couldn't ask you pet

no really i'd enjoy it she's a lovely little girl i'm sure she'll be all right with me

in any case give me a break from vicky i thought you two got on oh we do it's just a bit depressing

going around all these expensive boutiques helping her choose the latest in italian swimwear

god you wouldn't believe the prices uh she wants her nothing maybe she's terribly generous though

i'll say that for her look she's bought us one of these each oh hey i like that

something smells good in there i hope so i'm trying my hands at zazula

wow look at this lot these must be ali's best are they yes well i just thought would show the

lads that we can live as elegantly as anyone around here see if he can find some candles christy

no more bets

we can't get into it we gave the table away so they couldn't guarantee another one until next august he's just as happy with the

sandwich could you give me another ticket

what's going to you guys i love this beret the atmosphere the click of the chips

the green guys [Applause] it's so romantic just

see that man over there with a bee

how much have you ever lost four black

cuatro about to 150 oh oh it's positive pounds pounds

florida you almost buy fewer feeding

now my cup some of the dialogue he was giving it like what like i suppose with valley being such a

workaholic a girl like you gets neglected in certain areas that's subtle was it yeah

it's not in our interest about wayne pestrin out his lady better deal with him take my hand over

him he's steady i can't talk to him you know oh then i won't try it

look at the dirty dog huh huh oh he never gives it a respawn does he

he's eight one little wire here tell you guys you know what keeps humping away at your leg well i'll cure him

just before she's getting really carried away she's on holiday i've been already before boxer this

isn't unwinding this is a nickname and she's just picked her down by my three b sweets already

you're not

san miguel please hi are you glad to try to save this from yourself is that it huh

oh i'll win i know just now he's like man i can get a bit carried away at times no he's not so bad i just thought it was

a bit down in the dumpster that's all you know he's having a bit of friendship conversation it's just his way of trying to get me pants off

that was ellie hmm i gathered that he wants me to go about the uk what and walk off the job no no just for

a couple of days wants me to fly back to hallwood bring back some documents for signature i'm sorry you're gonna be all right yeah

of course i will be it was too important for the course he said look i don't like gossiping but

vicky told me something today that i think you should know just a t-shirt you're gonna feel yes what do you think you should take it

off dennis this is important what ali fraser i think he might be in some sort of

trouble [Music]

brenda hello hazen i want a coffee yeah i wouldn't mind

uh two more please carlo uh wait for me at uno con leco puffabo see you senor

ah this'll be me third i need young please to get going this morning i wasn't in bed till five five how does

barry gonna get through work hey bad out to 10 to 12. he's got this thing about being in bed before midnight

always has had i think he's afraid he's going to turn into a pumpkin where were he

at the casino i was busting her i was like a woman possessed gambling roulette i was on a winning

streak i had to go the flower didn't i oh i felt terrible when i woke up this morning i bet you did

then i saw the 500 pounds in my handbag and i felt ever so much better 500 yeah so lunch is on me

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oh hello dennis i just wanted up from economy see how the other half lives

i'm surprised ellie didn't get you a club ticket dennis yeah i'm not

ollie says your lads are doing a great job on the villa top ranked my team no question sure what's all the panic

about then panic nobody's panicking flies me hollywood but a new cousin

leaves a large unsupervised oh it's uh well papers you know dennis urgent signatures you know but could they not

really go back well he doesn't want to break into his holiday does he i mean he's uh he's

entitled to it after all you know how are you enjoying spain dennis it's an education

what's up

[Music] oh what was this thing did you press the

grey button i'll print it make sure you get nothing

[Music] i'll take one of you now

hi perhaps you like i take photos off of you both i'm sorry if i was laying on your boat

of course not please come aboard on the board now we take the photograph here

you want i take you against the layer you tell me like please ah uh you don't have to focus it's

automatic i know this camera yes no

smile good

i think it's just a little early in the day for me early oh it's good oh yes you see in hong kong

they are already having dinner well yes it will be nice good see first

we put out to sea then we meet some friends and then we have lunch we catch the bache di maria

oh sea bass aldo very good cook

tastes delicious

walk around the streets like a typical english tourist i'll ask him what time we'll be back

excuse me am i right in thinking are you english c c i you speak italian good

i promise you we will have you back in time for t t for two right t for four

triple brandis you must be bloody nervous son

since the solids are about to hit the air conditioning kenny broad squad for revenue

is customs and exercise i could be trying to brace me maybe better i should go over and just

tough it out but just a few too many imponderables kenny

probably better just stick around here for a wee while just see which way the wind goes yeah well if you want to buy some time

down here son you're gonna have to get some reddis and if the law are already on to you

they'll have your bank manager in tow you won't be able to transfer any cash down here i've been running the blocks yeah

the sort of person you want to deal with around here won't take your barclay card i'm having cash flowing in will i carry

a pigeon [Laughter]

and when i've got bleeding tired flying across those pyrenees dennis is bringing it real gapper you must trust him doesn't

know

henry dead me this moment you'd be sitting in an english pub

murdering an english painter you have a strange bloke you aren't

ever since i've known you you've always wanted to be someplace else there's people down here peter bloody fortune to enjoy this hot spanish

sunshine you know he'd rather be drinking warm alien some monkey puppies gateshead

yeah but if he was there then he'd wish he was here

i reckon that bombers on ali's payroll acting like my nephew chaperone i was on with that vicky last night i'm sure i

was look obviously the last has problems

right obviously she's vulnerable at this point in time even you're transparent all what you has

but it's not going to do what's much good is it and it's not going to do that that's much good if you leap on our bones

oh i see so you've joined the moral majority have you

what is it were you yeah i mean you're nuts on ganagan rusty doing here other i mean you've got spanish boilers

french torts german torch swedish towards dinosaurs british torts i mean from malaga to gibraltar that's

wall-to-wall toddy so why vicky hey is it the danger

you just thought of getting your knees shut i'd give you a great big bong or something

oh right lads shouldn't be getting back to work i saw

this you deputy gaffer though what no it's just always start a bit early

finish a bit early get a few jaws in right

oh by the way the drinks are on ice tonight he's asked me like to ask you to join us

for c*ck at the hollywood bar in the pool hey well done buddy you cracked it what

a strike kid what were you talking about buddy and hazel invite us for c*ck

if any of you know cars or just imp impediments you are to declare it get off the box

don't be coy son an announcement is obviously imminent yeah good luck bonnie have you got a deal yet

look look i'm not getting engaged right so denizen won some money at the casino last night and she wants us to celebrate

how much oh five hundred pounds there about no

me she's an heir or something why shut the gate now and if i were you

you english girls i love so much to touch her your skin get off man come into my engine room

i show you my p stunned

i said to myself i said stefano well maybe three miles out what that doesn't give you

territorial rights how we man get dressed allowed to be back any minute now

my geo was very attractive wasn't he said he was an actor well he must be a

german actor because i've never seen him well you wouldn't get anyone that tasted on metal form would you

uh yeah okay

ah listen i don't think i ought to tell neville about what went on today all

right i know exactly what barry would say if i told him i've been drinking champagne on

millionaire playboy yachts what yo live in a fantasy world yodo hayes

everywhere there's a red cross is where he's got a sign okay dennis great all right yeah are you sort of

stuck here this is just for information cool kit yeah sure

there you go i'm going to ship myself i've got to get the airport yeah oh dennis i nearly forgot uh will you

take that back for rally will you what is it oh it's just some clothes he needs you know now he's staying down there a bit

longer right okay

cheerio dennis

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[Music] nothing we just just enjoyed ourselves

we're not going gambling again tonight just have a nice meal quite well okay josh would like to join us oh no what

would you get back christine's had the been all day well if i was your years i'd get myself back down to the casino at night

raider look that don't encourage you anymore lost players it's all relative isn't it i mean 500

nick assumes like a lot of duel but stick it all on one number and it comes up with a tidy sum there son

how much would it be

yeah but even that's relative though wouldn't they i mean 18 grand down here probably buy you about half a bloody

must well

three quarters of a million oh now hold on that is significant that could change your whole life that crazy

would you be happy definitely i've got nothing against money per say

now i i just think i'd like my money to be owned by honest graphics me too two hours toil on a tuesday on

the pools you get eight score drawers comes up how did all these people get all this money

poor not buy honest graph but i can guarantee you that part of the ambassador arms dealers or

bloody drug smugglers you don't know that us ah nah nah i put me bollocks on it

now look at them two there punch and do nikki's right they've just got off the boat about to see themselves across channel

ferry didn't think they got that because it thought he has a clogging vein ripping on cars dear

wayne moxie oz barry i don't believe you know

gunter and prince stefano ciao

mr patterson yep i wonder if you'd like to come this way please who are you customs customs

mummy wheel man this way please sir

one [Music]

newcastle

well you really did get burnt on that boat and you oh no you don't notice it at sea with a breeze

ah nah i was assuming that week i spent on khashoggi's man you know i didn't want to go neville it

was hazel's idea could have been mad not too but well anyway at least we've got an excuse to go back that's why i left my

sunglasses there so i'll take you next time oh i can see them putting out the welcome mat for me unless i want the

deck swaggly i'm not sure i'd want you there it was full of beautiful women's swedish types why

do you reckon he's really a prince who says he is there was this court of arms in the wheelhouse the coat of arms above the bar and the

fat ox doesn't mean how tunks is in line for the throne there you go pet

anyway there's all sorts of counts and princes in italy why yes it's too penny out there it's

not like having an english title you know hey well listen i hope uh hazel's for us come out because otherwise your mom will

never believe it really mind she's a funny girl lattes talk about hidden depths

i'll tell you one thing barry's got his hands full

are you finished now ah well as a matter of fact no i'd like another thunderdoor

and a cappuccino buff of all senor that's why i passed your bedtime

barry okay still a lot of things to be resolved hazel nothing happened prince stefan i was a

perfect gentleman much should i expect from a royal blood who told me i asked you to go to your

side didn't you for the fortnites but there'd have been a lot of us going there'd be the crowd of us

okay so that's the sort of life you want right well you better go after it

let's see sailing around the mediterranean sipping champagne and scuba diving is

not real you'd just be able to play thing to him he'll dump you in corsica with now

ticket back i'm real i'm real knock off feelings

i'll tell you they're very very bruised you've made a laughing stockame in front

of me mates they've watched me suffering while you pillaged around making your mind what you want out of life

well i'm sick of your divisiveness and i'm sick of procrastinating would that be all senior now

have it ever been like this before barry probably because i've never been so polixed around before it's so assertive and decisive and

that's what i need in a man because i'm one of nature's vacillators right right if it's decision that she

wants we're going to get married as a redfern and i don't mean a prolonged engagement

with announcements in the express and storm in here next monday week all right sorry i accept we'll get

married alfred we have a sauron well it wouldn't have to be yeah that's perfect

what about your folks and my mother with her rip and and cousin nora and daddy and auntie mabel and the twins and

there's a lot of them oh look i don't want a convention already like all our friends i don't want a an accordion player and

prawn volley vons in the bridge straight assembly room shouldn't we review this in the morning oh no don't back down buddy not now

i'm not no i'm i'm not i'm not i'm not just as long as you see this absolutely

first thing in the morning i'll tell prince stefano that sardinia's out of the question

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um i see you're not alone

wouldn't be anyone i know [Music]

look uh i know it's none of my business and well i'm not one for bad mouth in my mates but

well where the ladies are concerned that means nothing but bad news

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this is really a turn up yes well let's uh let's keep the lid on each other my lips

are sealed have you got any warnings to give us about him

it's a prince among men [Music]

you tell buyers to go up to dennis's mother's house you check out his friends his neighbors can i take the car well

just take whatever you like just get lost will you

ali ali ali dennis is a family man he has kids

here he's not going to do a runner with your money don't panic don't tell me not to panic

pile up then this is picked up at an airport then it is mine nuts are in the ringer good morning where jesus name have you

been i got the first flight out this morning oh you did did you well you had a night out in the town i'm

down here at the airport for two hours but you're out doing the strip clubs at soho no no no i was detained by two gentlemen of the

customs are you well didn't give you a good

going over then oh hi i certainly did yeah what did they say

well uh eventually they said we're very sorry that you've been

inconvenienced mr patterson

oh

very sorry you've been inconvenienced mr fans terrific

don't fart me around dennis don't fall you around you set me up to bring a bag of undeclared ill*gal currency out of

country you put my chopper on the block pal did they find it well if the harder wouldn't be here would i

see so you opened this case before you left home it's a good job i did isn't it

you must think i'm a right w*nk*r look i knew i wasn't sent back to newcastle to bring you back some

documents something heavy is coming down on your pal it couldn't happen to a nicer fella it's

like vicky has been sh**ting the mouth off just leave vicki out there so you brought this on yourself man where is my money dennis

well let's see if that's a fuel could have taken out the bump we sell up the club class

yeah it's the reason i didn't level with you is because i reckon that what the eye doesn't see the heart doesn't grieve

over you know i didn't want you going through customs but they all ticker pounding and the old blood pressure sh**ting up through the roof oh it's nice to know that you had my

best interested heart oh then it's the reason that i sent you as a reflection of my trust

we've worked together for a long time you and me yeah scotch do you look i'm about to jack all

this in right not 25 grand that's like my warranty you laying down

terms dennis i am actually yeah first off you hold the deeds to my wife's house

i'd be obliged if hallward sent them back me back right secondly as you're about to become an

exile out here i'm a bit concerned about the lads i mean your assets might get tied up for a

bit so that money is guaranteed a full whack generous bonuses in an airfare's

buckwheat anything else no

oh yeah yeah if i see vicky with so much as a broken

finger neil you'll never see the balance

hello hi dude all right holy cow yeah hey put the scratch in

there for you in a bottle of water for when you're through hey magic never tell you what working

out here you forgot what a tiny side sunset looks like

i got you that for tipping this away boat alley oh thanks it's good to see you good to see you too

so that was right then ali fraser is in some sort of trouble oh he's in trouble all right

you know what i think set the ball rolling that house we did up for him in derbyshire

you know when we were working there we used to see it was haunted i'll tell you one thing it's going to

come back and haunt ali he got too greedy cut too many corners

no it's all going to come down on him well where does that leave us and all the rest of the lights oh it's

all right i took oat insurance what do you mean i'll tell you after i

would have worked man oh yes not yet you

haven't

i've never heard that before dennis singing in the show oh my mind he's been

ever so cheerful i've noticed that that's very worried

she's not used to it that's all i think it's chris oh hi

women always think it's women that cheer men up there's more to it than that what's your thing though i never know

maybe because he's grown home we've got some more work lineup well say what you like i think they're

very well suited and she's a very nice girl you never said she wasn't well you certainly got out of bed the wrong side

this morning didn't you oh i'm sorry i suppose it's the

situation living this close proximity to another couple i haven't had to pay for a hotel no

it's a bit restricting in other areas isn't it honestly you're so old-fashioned in some ways never

i mean i know they're in the next room but you don't have to run both bathtubs every time we make love why can't you believe there's no

hot water again i know it must go against the green but

you've got to give your gaffer top marks or initiative if i ever get back to the uk and we'll damage him for the less

he's pretty safe then by the santa things hey don't worry about the 25 grand think

about it there's a blessing in disguise well i find it hard to be that philosophical no be fair

it lets you know that they're on your case it's only a matter of time before they seize your books freeze your a*s that's an issue of the warrants

and believe me i speak as someone with some experience in these matters so what do i do now buy yourself some

time son spain may not be the haven that you thought it was you may be better off in costa rica or

the mongolian people's republic don't become the comedian of mckinney now bear with me son the brits will already be in touch with

their spanish amigos believe me and i've got some money in switzerland

better better the foresight planning the ability to think ahead

that's what separates you and me from the common herd alley and i'd have to go there myself right you get yourself down there then

go down to tangiers i know this bloke there with a boat don't worry he's not a tan hand in a night shirt with a flower pot

on his head he's from felix stone dead solid how much twenty percent twenty percent

well that's on because you're my mate and that's all in and for that you get bobby and his boat in tangier

all the overheads and the crew of the san saucy oh well worry about the numbers later

who do we get the ball rolling well i need a little bit in advance you know i've got some cash in a safe up in the villa

all right let's uh go and count it shall we

hang on a minute wait a minute wait a minute i'm on bobby's boat yeah i've got my money in the suitcase how do

you propose to get me back on spanish soil and detect it well i think about that one won't we

right lads it won't harm you to damn tools early for once

come on dan open that jump in barry's got an announcement to me

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um well i am now able to put an end to all the speculation concerning

this hazel redfern and myself last night i am happy to say this fair maiden

has agreed to be my wife [Applause]

she's in the club the nuptials will take place next wednesday and

needless to say you are all called julie invited me [Applause]

what the heck is going on vicky barry and hazel are getting married down

here next week good mr einstein mr frieser drinking sometimes thank goodness oh you'll be on

the day off then i suppose come on no wally that's not too much to ask no is it come on ally where's your

generosity of spirit i've got other things in my mind kenny are you surprised

this is my favorite red fantasies oh thank you very much

okay excuse

they can use my yacht and then we can have a wedding just

outside the five mile limit in hazelnuts

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yes it started a while ago just strangers wrong together

helpless heroes caught in the dream boy we made such a crazy team we saw

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back with the boys again

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splitting up and going on solo chasing circles and getting nowhere

longing for the way we were one for all a dog for anyone

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yeah we're [Music]

you