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03x01 - Bridging the Gap

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Auf Wiedersehen, Pet". Aired: 28 April 2002 – 29 December 2004.*
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Series follows seven British construction workers who leave the United Kingdom to search for employment overseas.

03x01 - Bridging the Gap

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wow

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hey

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you've been smoking again haven't you i had one before i picked you up like i've told you loads of times i don't

want to smell that [ __ ] first thing in the morning crack your window it's freezing man i'd

rather that than die a cancer your cubs are pit dennis you don't own

it juices and fridays i do a car reflects a torna

and you look like [ __ ] no [Music]

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god [Music]

so uh when do you see they were coming do you like this [ __ ]

my mom says it makes me look like a harlot what no not at all very

vibrant went all coming the va tima the phone last

night oh next thursday coming from york be sad

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so

[Music] yeah i'm sorry to trouble you mr startup

but i was wondering if i could have a day off a day off the day after tomorrow to be precise

funeral someone died family er no not exactly

just someone well you need a whole day off it's in geordie

land do you want your train there as well

no

hello who is this hey what do you think my little cookie bear bye i'm on a ski

machine i can't talk now does that mean you're wearing those tight black leotards you call me when

you're coming back

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awesome what are you looking for druggies or

dusters well i'm neither i've been driving a cab all night need a shave and a clean shirt

all right station rule says you can use the bog and that's it it's not the survive i've just used the

bog you want to stick your head wrong trap three there and check the evidence

awesome [Applause]

study

knew ben since i saw you last all right another girl callista calista brenda's a big ally mcbeal fan

it's a nice car so can you believe this was here

i have no idea i hadn't heard from him in years do i have the weight on t side must have

moved it [Music] it's a terrible thought you know when you realize you look at the art of a

man's life he was born in newcastle

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you're the first to arrive oh it looks like it sad always are these occasions was he a

relative no but he was a good oppo long time ago

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what a miserable deer so what do you get your dog pooped on

something you come and play more talent

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you all right i think so i bought all day i've never ridden one before

some strange parts of the world isn't it yeah they're not judges here right

certainly not so what are they then just people from middlesbrough smoggies

god knows how ours fetched up here i'll still kind of get me a head rolling melee he didn't like me at first in germany

it's because i was the last to arrive and he didn't want another body in the billet but i assume when i'm over you're one of

more of a moxie because you had a dark board that was the only reason any of us let you

and all this time i thought it was me charm oh [ __ ] off how much did the rich puppy

guarded never mind and get your hands up

something special isn't it someone's doing all right aren't they one of my most vivid memories of us is

in preparing for a night out clean shirt clean for the kicks and before we went marauding into the dusseldorf night

dipped his fingers in the chip pad and run him through his hair

you've changed the most it's not your bentley out there is it right so what a yell what'd you do in

the lottery or what odd graft son now be very fortunate yeah

and yourselves how about you loss catering yeah transport

i'm still in the building trade self-employed like pre-fabricated houses great what about you bummer oh

this mat we're wondering does anyone know what happened to him how he uh

died like

i don't even know his real name yeah who's organized all this hi the old

either bought a sandwich you didn't know you had an ex-wife didn't he marjorie

that's it that wouldn't have been her now she moved to carlo

why what do you mean why well have you been to carlisle i have

well presumably she's got another blog but yeah she wouldn't sprung for this there was no love lost well it really

doesn't matter does it the point is we've come to mourinho's passing it's hard to think whenever that big booming gob again

wayne's not here anybody heard from him well he was always jobbing abroad wasn't he

i got a card from him from the golf ones what do you say he said there's sand everywhere can't get a

drink but it's hundreds of irish nurses desperate fresh eggs

so are we waiting for them or what can we make a start on the sanis

yeah well maybe we should observe a moment's silence first

uh yeah yeah mark respect [Music]

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a couple of years ago i was trying to sell me car a larder you mean one of them russian

rat traps yeah right no takers but then i met this explode caddy

from moscow and he told me that lola has become something of a status symbol back

home so he brought up as many cards we get our hands on and shipped him back there that's how you made your money no not

all of it no no because we didn't stop there you see we paralyzed all our profits into surplus food

you know exporting the stuff from supermarket chains it has passed itself by date marmalade packaged soap and sauces and

the like you mean they're not so choosy over there they're not born no some young russian soldier shivering in

a shell howl in chechnya ign's been a boiled dog he's not fussed about the diet on his tomato ketchup

sashay ah but a big prize for me fellas

it's not the mono it's not the porticoed house or the car no but meeting me partner sister tatiana

a beguiling beauty from the euros who is the current mrs taylor

oh and who will be anxiously awaiting my return even as we speak oh you're not going already it's all

been very lovely in that bond but i think we've done enough talking about the good old eyes don't you

and most of what's being said clouded by sentiment i mean apart from the fact we were young it wasn't the most elevating time of our

lives was it we slept in a hut we lived off fried food and we got pissed with strangers

i mean i'm sorry i just snuffed it but face it most of the time he was with us he just inspired

disgust and derision can i argue with that nerve i was a monster what a bloody hell's

liverpool with flies in my face to find that you're not suddenly dead

i am dead at least the oldest is dead while he had to bury him

and celebrate the birth of the newest leonid yeah hey man you look like

large bank employee of the month you're still a bollocks for setting us up what kind of stunt you john lads how

else was i going to get yours all in the one room at the same time [Music] so caught me not here i can't see i'm

surprised in fact i'm amazed the rest of you turned up we were open there was a will haha did ox but i am here to change all

your lives wait a minute wait a minute now it's right what never was saying there i was

now good about the good old days what's that but what was it what kept all going huh

i thought that things might get better absolutely now can any one of you look me in the

eye and say that it has i'll make an exception on mr taylor and given his role at park would say bentley actually virtually identical to

the roles equivalent but uh a bit more desirable it doesn't improve my life losing the tears darshan wine glasses into your

dragon losses i'll wait only to smoke why couldn't you pull the sick trick back over newcastle

there's a reason

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the middlesbrough transport average designed by the cleveland bridge and

engineering company of darlington and opened on october 17 1911

by prince arthur of connaught what's our next stop guide a tour of the hampton hill glow

factory now as you can see there's great track to land on both sides of the river just ripe for

development and there's a big consortium already on the kiss the only obstacle is this famous local

landmark here now that's where we'd fit in because we're gonna pull it down

and flogging for the fortune are you on something oz no

i'm sure but up moxie what you don't touch the sauce well comparatively silver you mean your

drink is not harmful to humanity anymore ah right let's just stick the shardies these deals and get mellow you know i

don't get blooded anymore and don't crack heads but we're british man we'll put things up we don't knock them

down we contract this oatman then we'd be the gatherers on this one but it's monstrous man yes

it's monstrous neville it's gargantuan it's outrageous that's the point well how do you know

about all this jeffrey granger now your story has been told many many

times particularly in the tabloids here we are a rising star in the political spectrum a beautiful wife

social and cultural connections and yet you threw it all away well gloria i didn't throw it all away i

i was caught nevertheless caught prosecuted went to

jail but what would you say overall was the worst aspect of it

lying to my family to my colleagues in the in the house but as i've said on several occasions

it's not what i lost it counts it's it's what i gained which was

humility um moral perspective and of course god

so where did you meet this one i was tilled up with them in durham nick oh yeah they do a good breakfast stop

there you were inside this was the old oz was it leonard it was barry eye

uh we had his ugly head in a pub in wild zen one night some geezer ended up in hospital i ended

up with a nick but granger said granger was a marked man from the minute the doors banged behind him you

know mp privilege i'll add baggage you know and i'll see if he's asked one dear my

target you're not speaking metaphorically i'm not buddy no in fact i saved it four times in the first month

so we owe you big time is that it he does b*mb eye and he's part of this big land deal consortium is he

and he came to me because of that he said us he said if you can put the right team together you have got a

contract for bringing down the bridge there's going to be a hell of an outcry we'll build a new bridge man revive the

whole area let me see if i've got this straight we as an entity would be the contractors

yeah not the hired help absolutely foreign labor or more certainly how much

initial capital do we need to lie out have you worked that out 75 care 75 just to prove that one of the

fady you know and then when the job kicks up we'll get a draw from the developer hmm it doesn't sound enough to me you work

not enough where would any of us get that sort of money yeah well the bank the building society or

your granny's pools listen if you wanted bad enough you'll find it won't you and then when the

job's finished we'll get a hefty commission on the sale of the bridge

now i reckon we'll be looking at somewhere in the region of 250k between the six or what

so do the sums yes did i miss the memorial thing

i didn't know it was this far i didn't know i knew it was this far it was just a joke nobody died

yeah my dad did you sent him an invite look it didn't have the right address on

it but i got it in the end you're never wins laddie yeah my name is wyman it cannot be man

i mean look at you you're uh you're very welcome wyman did you say your dad passed on yeah

how he just died two years back freak heart thing

congenital they said oh [ __ ] so

it is awake after all [Music]

smiles [Music]

you've got my number get backwards as soon as you can er i know there's a lot to take in all in one go but just remember

nobody ever changed their lives by thinking small eh buddy is there any chance of a lift

like you know just part of the way my bike's buggered leave it in the river there man i thought you said you

borrowed it i know but the bloke don't know it yet all right come on oh cheers

there's a spare coated mag gaff if you're stuck for a kip cheers that'd be cool

[Music] well you're the tycoon barry what do you think of this idea

that's an open i must admit i admire its impudence nothing wrong with that boldness be my

friend harmony audacity edwin i think shakespeare that's right box i'm not stupid just

strange i wish you that will have to come up

like 10 grand plus challenge i haven't even got the plus

change 75 percent grand ah easy right about one thing though we

could all do with a boost you're all right you've got your own business

are you still people like you stuffed it how do you mean people like me you

import ready built buildings neville and diy freaks put them up themselves at the weekends

where does that leave artisans like me zans dinosaurs more like

this whole area used to be pit villages man everybody worked for the culinary you know what they do now what all the

men wear hair nets and pack airline meals everything's changed dennis deal with it

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sorry if your room's a bit basic kid but i just moved in a couple of weeks ago nice little village queen oh it's quint

i kind of get used to waking up where they sounded cows in the morning i mean i've woken up with a few of me

timely no i came here to get away from old

haunts and bad habits you know when i go to the jail it was a case i get my tools out

head down arse up graph like a black man

that's just an expression you know it's a compliment really where was your fellow working when he

met your mother nigeria piss off my mom's from campbell well they met a madness concert at the lyceum

madness i thought you must have been a stone's father lumber here with a name like why me no i mean you'd hardly idolize the bass

player would you no i think she wanted it to be close to wayne without actually being wayne

my professional names are spin my stroller so what the spin maestro cause that's what i do

spin spin dj all right mostly round landing

sometimes further afield i've never been around these parts your father was up here once

just before it all went off to spin that's why i came up here or you like knew him and i never did

the strongest link is lee he was the only person to get all of his questions right

michael is statistically the realm's weakest link will his game be over now

martini straight to a couple of olives

cheers oh sorry barbie

again on the other hand if you see the duke of edinburgh stay out of the way michael because you know nothing about

nature and he's very he's gonna say no face he's i tooled up in the bentley why david david see all those years ago they used

to see me as a bit of a radish can you believe it but if you're watching this program oh sorry probably myself that's correct

never heard of the bubble why don't you get for yourself something to eat statistically well it doesn't seem to be

much in the fridge actually then call for a curry i have never stopped all day

i need [Applause]

to be voted off the weakest line

should be here because he was the weakest link in that round

[Music] how many stuff do you employ mr hope why

do you assume he runs the business we do everything together lorraine looks after the phones in the filing

it's mostly done on the internet people order by email and then the stuff sent direct from the suppliers in sweden pre-packed

ready to board together and who looks after the v80 that's always been brenda's province

thanks for the blame shifting yes we're behind but we've been having to give three months credit just to stay

competitive you are severely behind have you any idea what it's like to run a small

business with these margins and a home and raise three kids are you married that's not really relevant brenda it is

to me do you own your own home it lasts a couple of mortgages we took out the second one when we're kicked off

the business we haven't got a second home in the algarve we spent last summer in a rented caravan on windermere brenda please

she's just trying to do a job just because you haven't got the ba*ls to face up to these people oh you're the one that bollocks the figures that

doesn't mean they can treat us like criminals i'll put it right okay or would you just

like to lock us up now and throw away the keys i still find it hard to describe

what i felt when i went into prison the banging of doors

the cries in the night the smell of urine and overcooked cabbage the almost

tangible smell of fear itself

yet i was more afraid of coming out into the sunshine of a hostile world

it it it was it was part of the price

of starting over obsessing

and uh who's this one too to my dear friend dawson

what can we do for you oz oh i could think of a few things but i'm gonna have to settle for a cup of tea with your boss

thanks beth well i hope this bloody book sells i'm

still crippled with legal fees and since the divorce the wife got the house in westminster smoked salmon and bubbly it's not

exactly skid row jeb this is all on the publisher's nut well our plonk mate 20 quid down

i've need intention to read well i suggest that you at least peruse chapter 16

talking to god i've been too busy talking to the lads you have them they're set virtually

virtually doesn't pack it oh as soon as the ink is dry on those permits i want work to

start on the bridge if you can't guarantee it i'll have to go elsewhere don't sweat it jeffrey i'm crewed up all right here

they look like mercenaries who's the bentley belong to art top man in his field

import export with the ivans so the money shouldn't be a problem

[Music] oh good morning mr taylor i hope you're

not planning to drive another forklift today well i'll get bored in the office somebody hands on me arthur i know mr

taylor but it was an awful lot of mess to clear up this is what i love about our business

the way it unites people of the world just think families and azerbaijan will be eating pickled

onions bottled in walsall it brings us all closer together doesn't it oh it does that mr taylor

what i still don't understand why are we bringing the largest back from russia this is for us to restore to renovate i

thought you did you see buddy russian he has a great pride in his car

and he now wants some [ __ ] drop down in back street of moscow and one week later all paint fell off no

the cry

what well you know you were saying that's where you and your family went oh

right

it was in a tent

oh barry yeah it's nev no hello mike i listened to the sweeter the other day

oh she's fine listen barry there's something i want to ask you this idea is it feasible i mean maybe

you should have a word with this granger bloke uh not exactly i've been to prison for

fraud and corruption you're successful man you speak the same language as him i'm sorry to ask i know you must be

really busy no no no i can't find time for that no no okay cheers okay don't leave it with me

i'll sort it out

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i take a closer look his big job you need many peoples well i'm told you

all the monies can provide them is no problem i pay them i find them beds you pay me whole package

i'll need a figure obviously i work out we disgust

will your people be like legal they will have papers no problems i think maybe

50 peoples where will they be from from everywhere why you care

i am from macedonia well i find by me as long as you are not from sunderland

you have picked up at 37th bywood road eaton as-800

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uh

you find it hard don't you doing a job like this almost complaining mr cooper i don't

mean physically i mean in your mind i lived here 35 years

i know the tragedy of this area it's full of men like yourself who have no place in

the techno world well let me know it says people like me are a thing of the past

that's a comforting thought when you switch off the light at night there however dennis i believe there is a line

you don't cross what do you mean brotherly tommy rompton

maybe he thinks doing his filthy business from a mini-cab makes him less conspicuous but when

police take him down and you are driving him that day they will take you too

i wouldn't like to see that happen

moxie

which is it drug dealers or cops

dizzy could have done with a pick meal coffee pizza why aren't i in a dark room

getting hurt this isn't the pool moxie although we'll see from your file you've got a bit of

previous three convictions for arson if this is

about a fire i didn't do it i've been going to arsenal's synonymous

how long have you been working for mickey startup less than a year

he's scum and we won him he's making more money out of human

traffic than arms running or drug dealing i wondered how you felt about wearing a wire you're joking are you

well you must hear a lot see a lot awake in the kitchens i don't hang out

with mickey's start up what's he gonna tell me we got six natasha's coming in from belgrade

tonight so keep it under your app mox it's not just girls he's winning the whole black labor record for the north

of england well if you won't wear a wire maybe you can get a bug in his office for us

who do you think i am donnie sodon brasco

anchovies one of his former bookkeepers came to us told us what's in his safe she also told

us how to get into the safe

could you do that for us well it's a question of civic duty

i think we'll have to consider it and what risk are we serving well maybe it's time you had a bit of risk in your life level

i've always worked to reduce the risk in our lives brenda man for you and the girls but it hasn't made

you happy you get depressed negative i don't think it's just sexual

where did that come from i've seen the way you look at lorraine and our daughter's friends and there's not been a lot of activity

in the bedroom oh sweetheart man let's just pick us up uh

i just feel like i'm wading through treater we have to take a chance if we're ever

going to get ahead of the game that's the way it works nev

dream just confident the board will pass the scheme final votes next week born it's a

seven-way split again wins young and rang up and he wants it where's he got the money where is it top disc jockey they're made

of fortune apparently he'd be well qualified for nothing doing a bridge hey listen he's not made for your martian and it's

knee secret i didn't like his father neither but if the kid's got the one guy he's in barry's tequila isn't he

maybe he'll get a bit more pregnant once he's met granger do i take it you're in neville

yeah i'm gonna have to bite the b*llet on the v8 but if this works out i'll get everybody

off me back b*mber's come up a heart but he's so far but he's got all them burns hasn't he so maybe he's he'll chip in

for him i wouldn't get me hopes too high on moxie oh fully enough he ran last night and said he knows where he can get his

hands on some money you're all mad it's a massive b*stard job nobody knows [ __ ] about demolition

yeah but like us says then we're the gaffers on this that's right i've already spoken to a g*ng master but

what the g*ng would either blow up what rounds up your foreign labour for you cause it'll be a bunch of albanians or yugoslavs what actually brings the

bridge down where the money on this one then where the money i haven't got any bloody money

how many mailbags did you have to sue to get your stick uh i've got that through honest craft

actually sweating me bro when i got out of jail i went back on the tools and i've worked six days a

week ever since and you've saved ten thousand pounds no i fell up a scaffold and scored for eight grand con

pen what happened to that 25 grand pal you got from ali for either that was 15 years ago man two divorces a new pair

of shoes took care of that well maybe barry would see you right i'm not on anybody

we need you you were always top man the anger but he kept us in line bye then huh

every tuesday and friday i drive a drug deal around the house in the states in the shop centers

why would i do that huh because it's my biggest peer deal of the week

the rest of time i work the graveyard shift you know bigger tips at night even though you've got to clean up after blower jobs and

drunks if i had 10 000 pounds do you think that would pay me life

you turn some heads mr granger jeffrey please jeffrey price of notoriety i'm afraid

but you've always been a public figure unto jeffrey even before the disgrace

public life is what i chose from a very early age i was mp for south cleveland i was only 28.

oh really which i suppose explains my concern for the needs and hardships of

the working people of t-side sir

is that what you had in mind jeffrey should do very nicely thank you

ah is you know right

you're like me i think you like good things in life especially having been deprived of them

for a while

of course being from russia i should imagine you've been deprived of many things yourself

how did you snag this delectable creature back well it's a long story which we don't have to

hear now so jeffrey this land deal

vision barry a vision of a community revitalized and rejuvenated a phoenix

rising from the ashes of waste and neglect and a new bridge connecting a continual

flow of people and traffic which is why of course the old anachronism has to be pulled down oz says you've got a buyer for the

bridge because as i understand it that would be the lads big payday absolutely

and incidentally i want no part of that it's not what i'm in this business for this is my way of giving something back

of course i'm not yet personally committed do you understand well maybe

you should think of this buddy you go to the north you see your friends do you take

a keen interest in his ventures tatiana i advise yes sometimes i say barry don't go there

with the barge pool

well i do hope that we can rely upon your support

why are we going this way home well i like to drive by me empire it's

uh it gives me a warm glow inside baby

what's your range rover doing there buddy let's go home i'm tired

what's going on cat hey can you believe it's more cars drive i

have to offload or they stay overnight outside it's no good well it's very good over here but it's a bit beyond the call of

duty mate take the tiana home buddy

good dinner it cost a fortune all right don't k*ll yourself i turn off

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tossy [Music]

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[Music] all right darling cheers

all right all right man you're banging hello us

sorry did i wait here we've sprung run liverpool uh-huh by cab

what are you doing here well i told you on the phone i'm in so i brought my contribution

oh

oh well you had a big private job moxie the deal's not closed yet fingers

crossed then hey otherwise i'll have to invest elsewhere what have you brought a check

eh no

hell it's bollocks hey you better stick that in the bank but rather not have you got a shovel

[Music]

what are you doing what why boss you should be out looking for

that thieving piece of turd it's been two days now we've combed a [ __ ] boss

get out find him and k*ll him then bring him here and i'll k*ll him

again we'll soon be saying goodbye to a local landmark following a decision by the middlesbrough development

corporation to go ahead with the havisham project the unique transporter bridge which has spanned the

tease for more than 90 years was featured in the award-winning film billy elliot now it has to go

as part of a massive redevelopment scheme the details of the venture were revealed today at a hastily summoned

news conference on the banks of the river tees in the shadow of the doomed bridge this is an historic day

a triumph for the area because what the havisham project is ultimately about is improving the

lives of lord people some people think it's a shame that the scheme has to be at the

expense of such an historic structure oh well you you can't create vital twin communities

and link them with an antiquated fedex that will only take a dozen calories what does dad know about

pulling down bridges nothing debbie which i think is a point worth considering it's there on television it's happening

someone's going to make a profit from it why not us i think it's your dad yeah

yeah i'm at the hospital now yeah well i took some more tests changed my medication no

i'm still going up north kathy it means a lot that gives a bit of a point to my

existence there might be a bubble or two in it and the crack was always good

no i've got business to attend to in the north actually baby bear oh

sorry well the crack on gonna get changed

tom's getting on

ladies and gentlemen to the bridge

i thought you didn't do that anymore well it's only tequila i'm going to watch a doom with a caliber

so what's the order of player than us yeah uh first thing we'll get ourselves down to middlesbrough

get all the paperwork signed well i have to hand it to you also you've got all this together yeah and us that's right yeah nice

warming i have to say you are the last person on earth i imagine being in business with when it comes to that you're the last

person on earth i ever thought would be a millionaire but i can still see you in the hood sitting on your bed in your monkey underpants

eating soup from a tin and cleaning your toenails with your trowel i didn't see that you guys lived in a

hut yeah we used to call it stalag17

felt like prisoners of w*r your dad fused the lights every other night blow

dry in his hair oh i was a bit of a ladies man why aren't i yeah yeah yeah i gathered that i have to say

everything i know about women i learned from your dad well i must have taken a mile of 30 seconds

oh you may laugh you wait until you clap eyes on touch your arm

one of you is missing though apart from my dad i mean

that's not wrong but i don't think he's right

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i want to get finished early today the wife's opening up a new salon so to sell them oh you know lots of

stuff cellulite tannin leg waxing this is a third

up in hillbilly land concert can you believe it i expect a good deal with a town up

there she's got a great ad for business that's your name have you got a wife i've had two

history note not surprised i mean look at the state here have you

got any kids at all i don't see them watching won't live in the area janine wants to say no i'll add

a boarding school why how many grams would you have to

shift to put a kid through eating you want to watch your mouth dennis just drive your mobile [ __ ] out and shut up

right did you get this card on the drift buddy

the wood the drip chucky never never are you purchased all right actually i wanted to pay cash

for this but uh my accountant suggested it'd be foolish to have so much capital tied up in a

in a depreciating accident hit a red late round here to appreciate even faster

i love your wheels off quicker than a formula one pit crew well number six if it's in the car sure

don't count on it maybe i think we're a boy band sh**ting a video

charlie snacks left

magnificent seven this wouldn't be the same without you man look off surely we're asked don we're

gonna come up with you that means you're all six people no you won't when we get our back in bonus

what you or us will come off the top

look i've got an all-day affair i kind of talked about this right now oh is that the dealer how come he's not tuttling around in a

beamer lost his license road rage who's this lot we're the drug

squad the bentley's just the cunning sub the fuse why don't you just pay dennis what

he's old because he's finished for the deer he is b*stard no now piss off a lot of you then

what does he owe you just leave it out oh yeah oh is that the name i've seen your ugly

face around so you'll be easy to find hundley

what does that mean look there's no reason for this to get unpleasant no it means if you d*ck with me

i'll eat your liver is that with or without the fava beans

i hate the know where i live man you don't live there anymore you're coming with us away

want to ride shotgun bummer see if the old house is still with us well he has to appear every once in a

while b*mb as people might think i'm cliff richard

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we're gonna pull it down the same way as i'm putting up nine years ago with pulleys and chains and sweat oil

can you not think about who will you're shagging brenda i know i shouldn't have mentioned this seems like how the good way to get your money's well out of a

sex therapist your friend you think was his head what is your friend think with his bollocks

i'm broke i'm stressed i'm depressed i'm too old right have you as much experience in this line

of work not exactly on this scale you're not good in that now i don't need

anything from you dad you used to when you were a kid

do you put your bloody amateurs how do you feel about k*lling them hairs b*ll*ts

wow

you