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02x52 - The World's Tallest Hamburger

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "44 Cats". Aired: 12 November 2018 – 7 February 2021.*
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Follows the adventures of four kittens who make up a musical group called the Buffycats.

02x52 - The World's Tallest Hamburger

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[upbeat music]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪

[suspenseful music]
[Lampo grunts, stretches]

[yawns, purrs]

We played so much, Buffycats.


You're right, Pilou.

Now we need a good nap.

[yawns] Yeah, a good nap.

Kitties! Look! My granddaughter Isotta

has come to visit! Mm!


Hello, kitties. I brought

the Pawesome Book of World Records!

Sit with me, Granny.

Let's look

at these cat world records together.


Oh, alright, Isotta.

I love everything about cats!

[Isotta gasps] Look!

These kittens made

the biggest ball of wool

when they were playing with string!
Oh! [chuckles]

Oh, look, Isotta! This kitten lives

on the highest mountain in the world!

Do you see that, kitties?
[Buffycats meow]

And these kittens made

the tallest hamburger in the world!

Yum!

Granny, I'm hungry. I'd really like

to have a hamburger like this one.


I don't think I have the ingredients

to make a hamburger, Isotta.

But we can use the phone to order one.

-[beeps]

-[Granny Pina] Let's call.

[beeping]
[static crackles]
Hello, fast food delivery?

[Granny Pina]
Can you hear me?

Ugh! What's with this interference?

[Granny Pina]
Hello?


I'd like to order a hamburger

for my granddaughter, Isotta.


Granny Pina must have confused

the walkie-talkie with the phone again.


[Granny Pina]
Hello, fast food delivery?


Hey, can you hear me?


-Stop talking to me!

-[beep]

[Boss meows irritably]

Oh, perfect, thank you!

Very kind of you.

[beeps, crackles]
I ordered a hamburger.

Come now, Isotta.

Let's go wait for the delivery person.

[grunts] Enjoy the book, Buffycats!

[Buffycats]
Enjoy your lunch, Isotta!

Oh, how sweet!

Yuck!

Those Buffy-losers. I can't stand them.

[loud rumble, crackling]
And what have we here?
My tummy's rumbling. [chuckles]
I've never seen a hamburger so tall!

But we're the Buffycats, Meatball.

We could do better.

We can beat this pawesome world record!

[Lampo]
We're gonna make

the tallest hamburger in the world.


Well, well. That's interesting.

A Buffycat world record?


Sounds more like a chance

to have some fun at their expense!

[chuckles]
[Milady and Lampo grunt]
[Pilou grunts]
[Pilou grunts, giggles]

Meatball, thanks for giving us

all your emergency food.


You're welcome, Milady.

I deserve a reward for this.

Ah! [chews, swallows]

I'm sorry, my furry fellows.

I couldn't resist the hamburger.


But you'll have to resist, Meatball.

We need all the ingredients we can get.


To break the record, our hamburger

will have to be higher than the roof.


-[camera clicks]

-[Buffycats] Oh!

[Buffycats] Hi, Gaby!
Hello, Buffycats.

I hear you want to break

the hamburger world record.


-That's pawesome news.

-[camera clicks]

Get busy, Buffy-losers,

cos I'm gonna play

a little prank on you very soon.


Ah-ha!

And I already know what it's gonna be.

[chuckles]

-[Terry hums]

-Terry! Terry!


Hurry up, Lampo's about to fall!

You have to save him!

[gasps] OK! I got it!
This is a job for a firefighter cat!
[sniggers]

Hey, Lampo is in danger!

I gotta save him!

[grunts] Ah!

Alright, my furry fellows,

our hamburger is getting super tall.

[Terry] I'm coming!
I'll save you, Lampo!
[yowling]

Oh, my whiskers,

the hamburger's gonna fall!

[crash]
Oh, no… Our hamburger fell over.
Sorry, Buffycats. I just wanted to help.
Yes, Terry. And now we have to start over.

But if this was all the ingredients

you had,


you'll never make

the world's tallest hamburger.

Right, Gaby.
[gasps] I've got a Buffy-brainstorm!

The cats in town could lend a paw

and bring us what we need!

I'll spread the word

with a special edition

of The Daily Cat Magazine!


"My furry fellows,

the Buffycats need your help


-to break the most pawesome world record."

-[Buffycats laugh]

[Buffycats] Hi, Charlie the Cat!

Hi, Buffycats! I'm here to be your host

for this pawesome world record!


♪ Are you ready, furry friends?

Let's get busy ♪


♪ We wanna set a record

Every puppy, cat and kitty ♪


♪ With the highest ever hamburger

That will grow taller than you ♪


♪ Come and work with us Buffycats

Lampo, Milady, Meatball and Pilou ♪


♪ This will be the tallest

Most pawesome, awesome hamburger ♪


♪ From top to toe we'll fill it up

As much as we can muster ♪


♪ Every cat will add something

From chocolate cake to tomato ♪


♪ And up and up, the hamburger

Higher it will grow ♪


-♪ Up and up, the hamburger will go ♪

-[chuckles] Ooh!


♪ Gas is adding garlic cloves

Milky and Choc, some pizza loaves ♪


♪ Peppy adds a few candies

Cosmo, astral fancies ♪


♪ Corney throws in something green

Buddy and Derence, spicy beans ♪


♪ And Alana will supply

Maui onions from Hawaii, meow ♪


♪ This will be the tallest

Most pawesome, awesome hamburger ♪


♪ From top to toe we'll fill it up ♪


-♪ As much as we can muster ♪

-[vaccume cleaner whirrs]


♪ Every cat will add something

From chocolate cake to tomato ♪


♪ And up and up, the hamburger

Higher it will grow ♪


♪ Up and up, the hamburger will go ♪


♪ Fancy Dancey, Jumpy, Lola

They are spreading gorgonzola ♪


♪ Strange Cat adds plum jam pie

Upside down, it looks capsized ♪


♪ Will who slam dunks like a rocket

Now slips in an omelet ♪


♪ And Cato with his Cat-Fu

Adds chocolate for you ♪


♪ This will be the tallest

Most pawesome, awesome hamburger ♪


♪ From top to toe we'll fill it up

As much as we can muster ♪


♪ Every cat will add something

From chocolate cake to tomato ♪


♪ And up and up, the hamburger

Higher it will grow ♪


♪ Up and up, the hamburger will go ♪


♪ Archibald and Aunt Lizzy

They arrived before ♪


♪ With the Buffycats' relatives

Greg and Meow Paw ♪


♪ Turkey slices meant for dinner

Make this hamburger a big winner ♪


♪ Whisper adds whipped cream with glee

Scribbly and Hope, sliced salami ♪


♪ Blondie adds fish tartar

To the growing hamburger ♪


♪ A.I.D.A. and Mimì arrive ♪


♪ With their ba*ls of rice

Not one but five ♪


♪ And for a Pinky Paws fix ♪


-♪ Pâté joins the mix ♪

-[Pinky Paws giggle]


♪ This will be the tallest

Most pawesome, awesome hamburger ♪


♪ From top to toe we'll fill it up

As much as we can muster ♪


♪ Every cat will add something

From chocolate cake to tomato ♪


♪ And up and up, the hamburger

Higher it will grow ♪


♪ Up and up, the hamburger will go ♪

[chuckles]
Unbelievable, my furry fellows!

We're almost done

with the tallest hamburger in the world!


[cats chant] Meatball! Meatball!

Meatball! Meatball!


And now I'll make sure

this world record really pops!

[inhales, blows]

-[popping]

-Oh, my whiskers! [yells]

Oh. Ooh. Whoa.

I don't want to be the last ingredient

in our hamburger!

[rumbling]
[yells]

-[crash]

-Argh!

[Meatball groans]
The hamburger is ruined.

Our world record was not so bad.

We tried our best, so don't be sad.


What a pity! Not even a nice cup of tea

will make us feel better. [slurps]

I have some whipped cream at home.

But not enough

to make another hamburger.


Hamburger collapsed. A.I.D.A. sad.


Garlic, you smelled so nice.

You deserved better.


This is something of a cat-tastrophe,

ain't it, Derence?

Yep, Buddy.

Just like the first sandstorm

in Meow City.

I'm sorry, my furry fellows.

I made the entire hamburger

come crashing down.

Meatball, I don't think it was your fault.

That's right!

It was all thanks to us, Lampo!

[Blister and Scab snigger]
Boss, Blister and Scab! You again!

Your prank has really ruined

everything this time.


Hold on a sec, Milady.

Because today, you set a new record.

Look around you. What do you see?
[Buffycats] Ah! All our friends!
That's right, Buffycats.

An entire city of cats came here today

to lend you a paw.

There's so many! All your furry fellows!
And that is a record.

[both] It's the world record

for friendship!


[both] The most pawesome

world record ever!

[cheering]

Having so many furry fellows

is pretty cool.

That's right, isn't it, Boss?

No, not at all! I played a prank on them

and they're happy anyway!

Isotta! Did you hear that noise?

Yes, Granny.

Maybe the hamburger we ordered is here.

There it is!

But instead of a hamburger,

it's just lots of ingredients!

What a peculiar way to make deliveries.
Granny, this is too much food for me.
Let's share it with the kitties.

Good idea, Isotta.

Kitties! Are you hungry?

[cats gasp, laugh]

-Yeah!

-[cats laugh]

[cats laugh]

-Come on! It's time to eat for everyone!

-[Isotta giggles]


Being furry friends forever is the most

cat-tastic record that there is.