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02x48 - The Ghost Train

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "44 Cats". Aired: 12 November 2018 – 7 February 2021.*
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Follows the adventures of four kittens who make up a musical group called the Buffycats.

02x48 - The Ghost Train

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[upbeat music]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪


[grunts] Milady, Pilou, en garde!

The pillow fight starts now!


[grunts] Your attack doesn't scare us,

Lampo!

That's right, Milady!

-Make way for…

-Huh?

…flying Meatball!
[Lampo, Milady, Pilou yell]
[Lampo, Milady, Pilou grunt]

-[knocking]

-Kitties!

This is bedtime, not pillow fight time!

You're right, Isotta.

But… we're not sleepy!


You know, kitties,

there's a fool-proof way to fall asleep.

It's called… a bedtime story!
How about Puss in Boots?
[Buffycats] Yeah!
OK. [clears throat]

"Once upon a time,

in the meowtiful Kingdom of Catabas…"


Wake up, Gas! It's a pawesome day

here in the Kingdom of Catabas!

[yawns]
Good morning, my faithful Puss in Boots.

-Good morning, my feathered fellows.

-[birds tweet uncertainly]

[birds scream]
[birds tweet in panic]
[sighs] See, I knew it.

No one wants to be my friend

because of my stink.


[gabbles] Oh, I've always dreamed

of a life full of adventure!


I've always dreamed of being a hero

loved by all!

Ouch! [grunts]
Aw, don't worry, Gas.
You're gonna be a great hero because…
…I dub thee the Knight of Catabas!
Wow! Pawesome!

-And like any great knight…

-Huh?

…you're gonna need… a horse!
Gas, jump on!

We'll go to Catabas City,

and I promise that by the end of the day


you'll become a cat hero

with lots of furry fellows!


Will Gas really become a hero

with lots of furry fellows?


Hmm… I don't know, Pilou.

Let's find out.


"And then, after a long journey,

Puss in Boots and Gas arrived."

Ah-ha! Here we are in Catabas City!
Wait here, Gas.

I'm gonna announce to everyone

that a valiant knight has arrived!

Huh?
Hi, I'm Puss in Boots!

Get ready to welcome the Knight of Catabas

with much rejoicing!


Hello, Puss in Boots.

I'm Meatball, the merchant of cat treats.

I'm sorry, but we can't rejoice.
Because not long ago,

I was helping my customers choose

some cat treats,


when all of a sudden

the ogrecat emerged from that volcano!

[growls]

[Meatball]
The ogrecat lives inside

an impregnable fortress


and always threatens Catabas City.


But worst of all, he can transform

into whatever he wants!

[meows]
[roars]
[roars]

[Meatball]
So we came face to face

with a super-duper scary lion!

[all] Oh!

[Meatball]
And he started eating

all the cat treats!


When he left, he took the last bowl

of treats with him!


Unfortunately,

there will never be peace for me,

or my cat treats. [sobs]
Don't worry,

because the brave Knight of Catabas

will free you from the ogrecat, forever!

But who is the Knight of Catabas?

He's the bravest knight in the world!

And I'm his assistant.

[all laugh happily]

[Isotta]
"Puss in Boots' journey

brought him to an art gallery."


Good morning, my furry fellows!

I'm Puss in Boots!

I'm Monsieur LaPalette,

the artist cat who no longer

has his most beautiful work of art!


My name is Milady.

LaPalette was making a portrait of me.


[LaPalette]
But while I was painting…


[Isotta]
"The ogrecat arrived

and turned into a ferocious orangutan!"

[wild cry]
[grunts]

[Isotta]
"The orangutan started spreading

panic all around Catabas City!"


[LaPalette]
I had almost finished

my painting.


[Isotta]
"He was a wild tornado!"

[gasps]
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh!
[makes monkey noises]

[Isotta]
"And when he arrived

at LaPalette's art gallery…"

[Milady gasps]
Ooh-ooh-ooh!
Ooh!

[LaPalette]
And then he grabbed

Milady's portrait and he stole it!


Unfortunately, there will never

be peace for me, or my works of art.

Don't worry,

because the brave Knight of Catabas

will save you from the ogrecat!

[both] Ooh! A knight!

Hello? Um, Puss in Boots

has an important announcement to make.


Hello, Puss in Boots.

I'm Wrench, the stable cat.

And I'm Sir Terry.

We were hiding

because a cat-tastrophe just happened.


[Terry]
Wrench had finished

saddling my horse when…


the ogrecat turned into a mad camel!

[brays]

[Wrench]
The ogrecat stole all my horses.


-[crash]

-Huh?

[brays]
And my horse, too!
Wrench, Terry, don't be scared,

cos you will be saved

from the ogrecat by…

[fanfare]
…the Knight of Catabas!

-Hooray!

-[Gas laughs]

[all] The Knight of Catabas! Hooray!
Thank you, my furry fellows!
So, where's the ogrecat hiding?
[roaring, growling]

Oh, Knight of Catabas,

we are all in your paws!


You'll save us from the ogrecat,

won't you?

[growls]
Oh, my whiskers! [screams]
[screams]
Uh… don't worry,

the Knight of Catabas

always knows just what to do!


He's just thinking about, um…

his attack plan!

[all] Oh!
[whispers] Gas! Where are you?

Aw, I'm afraid of the ogrecat!

I'll never be able to face him!

But I will!

I have a magic noodle potion that'll

give me the strength of a thousand cats!


♪ The secret's in the noodles

Of Granny Pina ♪


♪ So be happy, come on now

No problems here to stay ♪


-♪ If you've got noodle power ♪

-Noodle power!


-♪ To brighten up your day, yay ♪

-[laughs]


You stay here where it's safe, Gas.

I'll go beat the ogrecat, lickety-split.

Wait until this cuckoo clock chimes.

By then it'll be time

to celebrate our victory!

Ogrecat, surrender before it's too late!
[growling]

You'll be sorry you challenged me,

Puss in Boots!

Ah!
Uh… uh…
[grunts, gasps]
Um… where did he go?
[evil laughter]
You're hiding in here.
Oh! The missing treasure!
So, uh… You're hiding in here!
[gasps]
[struggles, pants]
[laughs evilly] You can't escape me!
[yawns]
[cuckoo clock chimes]

Oh! Puss in Boots has surely

defeated the ogrecat by now.

Oh, my whiskers!
[struggles, grunts]
[sighs]
Puss in Boots, the ogrecat caught you!

The ogrecat is very strong,

but we can win if we use our wits.

[laughs evilly] Who are you?
He's the legendary Knight of Catabas!

He can do pawesome things!

He can do more than you, Ogrecat!

Impossible! I can turn into any creature!
Oh, really? Can you turn into a hamster?
[Ogrecat grunts]
[grunts] Happy now?
Um… I don't know.
Can you turn into… an alien?

-Oh!

-Yeah… pretty good.


Let's see if you can turn

into a hippomouse!


[Ogrecat] Uh, what does a hippomouse

look like? I gotta do it!

[thud]
Oh! The castle collapsed!

-Oh!

-Oh!

And I'm free!

-[crash]

-I was able to turn into a hippomouse!


Yes, well done. You've turned

into the most incredible creature.

[Gas] But without your magic closet,

you won't be able

to turn into anything again, Ogrecat!

Oh, no! [cries]

-Hurray!

-Yeah!

The ogrecat can't hurt anyone anymore!
Here are your cat treats, Meatball.
[cheering]
And these are yours!

-Aw!

-[laughs]


For the Knight of Catabas,

who freed us from the ogrecat,

three cheers!

[all] Hooray!

Long live the Knight of Catabas!

[all] Long live the Knight of Catabas!

"So, everyone lived happily ever after

in Catabas."

[yawns]
[yawns]

[sleepily] Long live

the Knight of Catabas!

[yawns] What a pawesome fairy tale.

Gas finally became a hero

with lots of furry fellows!


[whispers] Yes, Pilou,

but Isotta is sleeping.

Did we dream the whole thing?
No, Milady!

Everyone lived happily ever after,

thanks to Puss in Boots.