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02x32 - Christmas Cat-tastrophe

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "44 Cats". Aired: 12 November 2018 – 7 February 2021.*
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Follows the adventures of four kittens who make up a musical group called the Buffycats.

02x32 - Christmas Cat-tastrophe

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[upbeat music]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪

[suspenseful music]
[Christmassy music]
[excited meowing]
Ah!
[sad meowing]
Oh, kitties! I know you love to play,

but I need this little ball

to decorate the Christmas tree.


Be careful, kittens.

Don't mess with the tree.


I'll go get more decorations

from the attic.

Buffycats, what can we play with now?
I know! With the Whisker Twister.
[all] Yeah!
[grunts]
I'll get the Whisker Twister.
[grunts]
Cat-tastic! Your turn now, Meatball.

My bon-bon has the Whisker Twister

spinning super fast. [laughs]

Your turn, Milady.
Hi-yah!
Now it's even faster.
[worried gasps]
Ah!
Maybe… too fast.
Uh-oh! So what do we do now?
[Granny Pina] Kitties!

I found some wonderful decorations and…

[gasps]

[sad meowing]
Did you knock the ba*ls off the tree?
I thought you liked them. [chuckles]

Okay, maybe they look better

on the ground.

[guilty grunt]
[laughing] Look! It started snowing.
[laughs]
My little kitties. They're so lovely.

Christmas really feels like Christmas

when it snows.

[gasps] Let's all make snow angels.
[giggles]
Great Buffy-brainstorm, Pilou.

Look. Meatball, your snow angel

is a fish croquette.

Hello, Buffycats!

Hello, Glitter. With you here,

it really does feel like Christmas.


I have a surprise for you, Buffycats.

How would you like to visit my workshop?


Wait, wait, you mean we can spend

a whole day in your Christmas workshop


where you make toys

for all the cats in the world?

[excited laughter]
Think of it as an early Christmas present.
Come on, hop in.
Wow! We're getting on the cat sled.

Ah! You can wear

these traditional Christmas hats.

[excited giggles]

They're cat-tastic!

Thank you so much, Glitter.


Okay, dear squirrels.

Take us to the North Pole.


North Pole?

But it's hundreds of miles away!

Wait a second…

Here we go. Just in case we want to have

a snack along the way, I have all we need.

Okay, we're ready to go.
A-ha!
[Buffycats cheer and giggle]
Welcome to my workshop!

-Wow!

-Whoa! It's meowtiful!


Wait until you see what's inside, Milady.

Follow me.

My whiskers are over the moon!

Here are the materials

I use to create the gifts.


Do you have also ingredients

for Christmas cakes? [chuckles]

My tummy's rumbling.
No, Meatball, I just make toys.

-Ooh! I can't wait to see you at work.

-Oh, me too.


How can one cat build toys

for all the cats in the world

in one night?

Check it out.

This is the toy-making machine.

[all] Ooh!
[stomach rumbles]

[chuckles] Sorry.

I'm gonna calm down my tummy.

Hmm.

-[squeaking]

-[laughs]


With this little gem,

I can build all the toys I want

just by touching a button.
[Glitter] I'll show you how it works.
[squelching]

Now, tell me the kind of toy

you'd like to build.

Ooh! An electronic scratching post.
A remote-controlled little mouse!
A bouncing yarn ball.
I'd like a giant cake!
Uh, Meatball, cakes are not toys.

-[switch clicks]

-Huh?


-[worried grunt]

-[alarm]

[all gasp]
[worried grunts]
[electricity crackles]
[all groan]
[gasps] Oh, no! My machine is ruined.

What do I do now?

I'm never gonna make it in time.

Wait… What do you have to do?
There's only hours left until Christmas

and I still have to build toys

for all the cats in the world.


Don't worry, Glitter. We're the Buffycats.

We can help you build them.


Thanks, my furry fellows. But how could

we ever build them all in time?

We only have tonight!

Meatball, if I remember,

you brought something for a snack.


Sure, Lampo. I brought the right food

to get plenty of energy.

[all] Granny Pina's noodles!
Enjoy your Buffy-meal, friends.

♪ The secret's in

The noodles of Granny Pina ♪


♪ A plate of super power

A stress cure and reliever ♪


♪ You eat them hot with meat ragu ♪


♪ With ragu ♪


♪ They'll help you grow up tall

And stop your feeling blue ♪


♪ Because a plate of noodles

By Granny Pina ♪


♪ Is better than a doctor

They'll take away your fever ♪


♪ So be happy

Come on now, no problems here to stay ♪


♪ If you've got noodle power ♪


-♪ To brighten up your day ♪

-[all] Noodle power!

[they laugh]

Come on, Buffycats. The cats of the world

are counting on us to lend a paw.


♪ Milady's Buffy-brainstorm

Is very cat-tastic ♪



All together we'll do something

Really fantastic ♪



With waste material

And working like that ♪



We'll make a pawesome toy

For every cat ♪



Meatball and Glitter are so busy ♪



Milady does her best

With her Cat-fu moves ♪



And for Pilou, recycling is so easy ♪


♪ And Lampo's very quick

With his kicks everything improves ♪


♪ Jump around here, meow

Dance around there, meow ♪


♪ This is a very pawesome Christmas ♪


♪ Nothing will ever, meow

Be any better, meow ♪


♪ Than spending our time ♪


♪ Recycling in a creative way ♪


♪ And all together

We were good to save the day ♪


♪ The time has come

To take the sleigh and fly ♪


♪ All around the world

Far and wide across the sky ♪


♪ And so tomorrow

When the sun will rise into the blue ♪


♪ We will wish

A very pawesome Christmas ♪


♪ Jump around here, meow

Dance around there, meow ♪


♪ A pawesome Christmas to, meow

You ♪


Whew! That's the last toy.

We did it, Glitter.

Hmm!
[cheering]

-We did it!

-Whoo!


The gifts are ready,

but it's almost midnight.


I'll never be able to deliver them

in time to all the cats in the world.


Uh, we should find a way

to throw them all at once.

And deliver them in an instant.

Lampo, remember what happened

to Granny Pina's tree?


We're going to do the same thing

with the Whisker Twister.


-[Pilou giggles]

-What's that?

The solution to our problem.

Buffycats, let's throw the Whisker Twister

in the pile of gifts

and make them fly away.

But how will we know if they reach

all the cats in the world?


After spinning the Whisker Twister,

just pass it to me.

You got it, Glitter.
Ready, Buffycats?
[all] Super ready, Milady.
Make it spin faster, Pilou!
Hi-yah!
Cat-tastic! Your turn now, Meatball.
Your turn, Milady.
Catch it, Glitter!

Wow! We performed an incredible shot,

Buffycats.

But… how did you do that, Glitter?
It's Christmas magic.
[grunts]
Huh?
Huh?

-[excited meow]

-[box rattles]

[Glitter] Bye-bye, Buffycats.
And thank you for everything.

You lent me a paw to save Christmas

for all the cats in the world.

This belongs to you, my furry fellows.

You keep it, Glitter.

You'll need it for the gifts.

You did so much for me. I won't forget it.
Thank you.
And have a pawesome Christmas, Buffycats.

[all] A pawesome Christmas

to you too, Glitter.

[all] Bye-bye, Glitter!
[they laugh]
Kitties!

-The Christmas cake is ready.

-[excited laughter]

Sorry, pardon me, coming through.

When it comes to eating,

Meatball is always the fastest of us.

[cats meow]

Here's a special cake

for my special little kitties.


[munches] It's a truly cat-tastic

Christmas with Granny Pina's cakes.


Yes, Meatball, but it would have been

even better if we received gifts too.


But we helped Glitter deliver Christmas

gifts to all the cats in the world.


Kitties, look what I found

outside the door.

It's four gifts. They must be for you.
[Meatball chuckles]
Huh?
[they laugh]

Wow! Glitter made a Whisker Twister

for each of us.

That's a truly pawesome Christmas!
[they grunt]
Merry Christmas to you all!