02x19 - A Day Trip With Uncle Greg

[bunniefuu]

♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪


[Milady]
A Day Trip With Uncle Greg.

[cheerful music]
Ah, Buffycats! [chuckles]

What a cat-tastic day

to just sit back and relax.

Ah!

-[loud trumpet fanfare]

-[Meatball yells]

Meatball! What are you doing? Eating?
Uh… I was trying to, Uncle Greg.

Uh, Buffycats, this is…

my uncle, Greg. [chuckles]

You know, he's a ranger-cat.
Always ready for adventure.

Ah! It's pawesome

to meet Meatball's uncle.


Hi. I'm Lampo,

and this is Milady and Pilou.

What are you doing around here, Uncle?

Adventure calls, Meatball. And you're

a ranger-cat like me, aren't you?

Meatball, you are a ranger-cat?

Of course he is, Milady.

Since he was a kitten in diapers.

So that sweet furry puff is you? How cute!
Remember our day trips, Meatball?

Yeah, Uncle, we climbed Scratching Post

Peak. But I have different hobbies now.

[shakes drink]

Meatball, don't let your laziness

get the better of you.

Hmm. Where's my trumpet?
Hmm. Ah, there it is.

Careful, Uncle. That's my super-duper

crazy triple-carbonated orange soda.

[inhales deeply, blows]
[all exclaim]
[swallows, grunts]

Wow! Your uncle was able to handle the

world's most carbonated orange soda.


All right then.

Meatball, we'll go on a picnic…

atop Cat Mountain!
Oh!

-[all] Can we come to Cat Mountain too?

-Sure!


We'll be a team of ranger-cats

on a mission.

A picnic mission.

But since it's Uncle Greg, we better bring

some of Granny's noodles. You never know.


Buffycats, are you ready?

It's gonna be a pawesome trip.

[all] Yeah!
[dramatic music]
Oh, nooo!
Come on, Buffycats. This way.
Isn't it… dangerous?

You can trust him, Pilou.

Uncle Greg is a ranger-cat.

Uncle, can't we just eat here?
We better follow them, Pilou.

Go on, Buffycats.

A ranger-cat who hesitates is lost.

Wow. Uncle Greg is really tough.

Yeah, Lampo, and he knows

a lot of trails… too many.

I found the right trail! Hmm!
[hums happily]
Uncle Greg!
Huh?
Here we go. Just like that time

I crossed the longest and dirtiest puddle

in the world.


That was a tough one.

That's why they gave me this badge.


Wow! How did he know

that there was a log there?

Uncle Greg is a ranger-cat.
[shouting] Uncle, can we stop here?
A ranger-cat who hesitates is lost.

OK, but we can't follow that trail.

How do we cross the river?

Uh… Buffycats, look!
We can use that vine.
I love adventure!
Buffycats, on three.
One… two… three!
Follow me!
One…
Two…
Three!
I didn't mean all at once!
[all scream]

Isn't this day trip pawesome?

And it's just getting started.

[Buffycats grumble]

Come on, Buffycats.

Let's catch up with Uncle Greg.


-But I'm so hungry.

-[stomach rumbles]


I got this badge for climbing Yarn Peak

using only my tail.

[panicked yelling]
Watch your step, Buffycats.
[grunts, groans] Are we there yet, Uncle?

Not yet. I need to get higher

to have a better view.

Uncle Greg!
[rock scraping]
Hmm. I don't see the peak of Cat Mountain.

Uh, but how can he not see

that rock is gonna fall?

Uh, Uncle Greg can't see well at all.
And you're telling us now?!
The peak was over there… once.
[Buffycats gasp]

Buffycats, Uncle Greg could get hurt.

We have to get him.

But, Lampo, how can we get down there?

Uh, with these big leaves.

We'll use them to glide.


They didn't move the peak, did they?

It should be here…

Oh! Maybe over there!
Buffycats, move in!

Found it! [chuckles]

That's the right direction.

Uncle Greg!
Uh!
Jump off that rock!
[Uncle Greg grunts]
Where's Uncle Greg?
[all yell]
[all grunt, groan]

I've been on so many trips

in my career as a ranger-cat.


But this is the most relaxing one,

for sure. Right, Meatball?

Sure, Uncle. But can we stop and eat now?
I'm hungry and I'm so tired.
A ranger-cat who gets tired is lost!
Uncle Greg!

I can't believe my whiskers…

the scent of a fursythia flower.

[chuckles]
Come and see, Buffycats.
Follow me. Let's copy Uncle Greg.

-[Buffycats grunt]

-[Uncle Greg sniffs]

Ah, it's wonderful.
Let's move cautiously.
I can identify any feline flower on Earth.
[bird tweets]
[Buffycats yell]
[Lampo sneezes]
[all yell]
Thanks to my feline botany expert badge.
[groaning]

Did you see the meow-tiful

fursythia flower?


Uh, no, Uncle… Ow!

We got a close look at that pricker bush.

[Pilou] Ow!

Let's get back on track.

Cat Mountain awaits.

[groans]

Buffycats, look at those gaps

in the bridge.

Are we sure Uncle Greg can see them?

Right, Pilou.

Uncle Greg! That bridge is not safe!

Nonsense. It's super safe.

It's not as bad as that time

on Split Whiskers Peak…


-He almost put his foot in it.

-…when I crossed between the peaks

on a tightrope. And I got…
a baaadge!
Uncle Greg!
Hmm.

-[hums happily]

-[Buffycats gasp]

[relieved sighs]

And this badge I got for crossing

the Tibetan Bridge on Yarn Peak.

Milady, how do we get to Uncle Greg?
Definitely not doing what he did.
[energetic music]
Oh! [whimpers]
[grunts]
[grunts]
[yells]

-[yells]

-[Pilou whimpers]

[both yell]

Don't worry, Buffycats.

There are geysers below…

[Buffycats yelling]
…and also thorn bushes.
Here's Cat Mountain. And that's the peak.

-[panting]

-All right, we're almost there.

[dramatic music]
Come on! The top is waiting.
I am not passing under the water!
Buffycats, just pass at the right moment.
Hey, wait for me.
[panting]

If I don't picnic soon…

[pants] I'm gonna pass out.

[grunts]
That's it. I've passed out.

You know the secret

to being a good ranger-cat?

A picnic?

[chuckles]

No. Remembering to stay hydrated.


Ah! The super-duper crazy

triple-carbonated orange soda!


Relax, Meatball.

Your uncle knows how to handle it.

Ah!
[belches loudly]
Uh-oh!
[stomach rumbles]

Oh, I'm really hungry

for spaghetti and meatballs.

That means danger!
[rumbling]
Huh?
Lampo, it's just a pebble.

-[louder rumbling]

-[they gasp]


We're doing just fine.

The peak is getting closer and closer.

Oh, Buffycats, what do we do now?

I've got a Buffy-brainstorm!

Let's move that stone and stop the top.

[whimpers]
It looks pretty heavy.
I know what to do. Eat…
[all] Granny Pina's noodles!

♪ The secret's in the noodles

Of Granny Pina! ♪


♪ A plate of super power

A stress cure and reliever ♪


♪ You eat them hot with meat ragù ♪


♪ With ragù ! ♪


♪ They'll help you grow up tall

And stop you feeling blue ♪


♪ Because a plate of noodles

By Granny Pina ♪


♪ Is better than a doctor

They'll take away your fever ♪


♪ So be happy, come on now

No problems here to stay ♪


♪ If you've got noodle power

To brighten up your day ♪

[all] Noodle power!
[they laugh]
[they laugh] Hooray!

Buffycats, we didn't reach

the peak of Cat Mountain…

but the peak reached us!
Yes! That means we can have a picnic now!
[they laugh]
Finally I can enjoy my sandwich.
Wait! We got an emergency.
Hmm. [gasps]
There's only one sandwich here!
[both gasp]
Sorry. [chuckles nervously]

With all the rush,

I forgot about the other sandwiches.


No problem.

We're passing through Scraped Peak.

No. It would be like going back.
For now…
let's move on! [chuckles]
[all] Uncle Greg!
Buffycats, what are you waiting for?
Nothing is impossible for a ranger-cat!

-[laughs]

-But I'm so hungry!