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02x14 - The Best Dog Challenge

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "44 Cats". Aired: 12 November 2018 – 7 February 2021.*
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Follows the adventures of four kittens who make up a musical group called the Buffycats.

02x14 - The Best Dog Challenge

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♪ All cats in rows of six

Two at the rear ♪


♪ Together they lined up

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their whiskers all aligned

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Their tails were all entwined

In rows of six, two at the rear ♪


♪ Six times seven is

Plus two makes ♪


[Milady]
The Best Dog Challenge.

[all grunting]
Oh!
Yarn ball incoming, Meatball!
Copy that, Milady!
[grunts]
Nice pass, Meatball!
Ha!
Go, Lampo!
[gong clangs]
[all] Yeah!

-Pawesome shot, Lampo!

-Thanks, Pilou!


Playing yarnball all together

is the best!

Nice point, Buffycats!

But I'll show you.

Check out Bucky, rising star of yarnball!

[grunting]

-Zoe!

-I got it first, Bucky.


-[Sushi laughs]

-Huh?

Look at me. I'm the best.
[grunts]
[chuckles] Watch out, Sushi.
Terry the Terrific coming through!
[grunts]
[they grumble]
Terry! Why did you do that?
'Cause the ball was mine.
No, you were supposed to pass it to me.
You wouldn't have caught it anyway.

Why are they fighting?

Aren't they on the same team?

It must be a new strategy.

♪ But when I get

In my naughty pesky rascal mood ♪


♪ I play football

Doing something not so good ♪


♪ Inflating soccer ba*ls

To make her fly away ♪


♪ And playing tennis

I behave in the same way ♪


♪ I will exchange her racket

With a cooking pot ♪


♪ And playing volleyball

I'm gonna win a lot ♪


♪ I wanna hold her tail

So that she'll never spike ♪


♪ To make her angry is

The thing I purely like ♪



And every day and night

I really have to fight ♪


♪ And anyone can see

How much she teases me ♪


♪ And help me SOS

For me this causes stress ♪


♪ She wants to bite

And take away my party dress ♪


-The ball was mine.

-It was my turn to score.

No, mine!

OK, time for a Buffy-peacekeeping

mission.


We gotta show them

that when you play together,


what really matters

is having fun together.

Hold on, my furry fellows!
[gong clangs]
Please stop arguing. This is no fun.
Lampo is right.
Let's set up a tournament and have fun.
Yeah, a dog tournament.
And a cat one. Meow.
Yeah. So we can see who's the best.

Uh, that's not at all what I meant.

Should I tell them?

Wait, Lampo. Let them do the tournament.

We'll stand by them, and show they can

have real fun when everyone's having fun.

[grunting]

If you want to set up a tournament,

the Buffycats will lend you a paw.

[gasps] Help us win?

No, help you have fun together.

I'll give you some tips, Zoe.

[grunting]
And I'll help you, Terry.
I can help you out, Bucky.
And I got you covered, Sushi.
But can we take a snack break first?
Later. Right now, we have a Buffy-mission.
Let's get started!

Each of you will get to choose a trial

once you get this yarn ball.


Here, Bucky.

It's up to you to choose the first trial.


[Bucky] To win the ball,

I challenge you to a game of fetch.

Watch out though, I'm the best.

The four of us will run

from one ramp to the next.

The Buffycats will throw the ba*ls.

As we jump the ramps,

we have to grab the ba*ls in the air

and take them back to the Buffycats.

Whoever fetches the most,

wins the yarn ball.

Ready?
First throw!
[grunting]
[Terry screams]
Sorry, Terry.
[muffled] That's OK.
Oh!
Thank you. Helps Igor train better.
[panting]
Uh… [laughs]
[grunts]
Uh, sorbet or ice cream, Zoe?
[giggles]
[yells]
[muffled] I got it!
[grunts]
[groans woozily]
Ouch! Ouch!
[pants]
[grunts]
[pants]

[Pilou] Look.

Terry brought his four green ba*ls.


Terry, you were the only one

who brought back all your ba*ls.


I win the yarn ball!

It's my turn to choose a trial.

But I thought I'd win, though.

You can win on your own,

but winning together is the most fun.


Now the yarn ball is in your paw, Terry.

Choose something fun for everyone.

Hmm.

The second trial

is gonna be pole climbing.

First one at the top takes the ball.
But I'll win, 'cause I'm a cat. Meow!
Ready? Go!
Climb up, up, up, up, up!
I'm going down!
This is easier than I thought.
[grunts] I gotta do this.
[grunts]
I got it, I got it! [groans]
[grunting]
[yells]
I got the yarn ball!
I won!
Well done, Zoe. Did you have fun?
Um, yes, you could say that.

I didn't.

I thought I'd win… but I lost.

[both] We lost too, Terry.

'Cause you have real fun

when everyone is having fun.

[dogs] OK, Pilou.

The yarn ball is yours now, Zoe.

Choose your trial carefully.

OK. Follow me.
Our third trial will be a dogsled race.

Reach the finish line first,

win the yarn ball.


I'm not so sure this will be fun

for everyone.

Remember, Zoe. All that matters is--

I know, Milady.

All that matters is a strong start.

[both sigh]
Ready?
Go!
[straining]
Oh, no! I'm out of the race.

Zoe, what I wanted to tell you was, all

that matters is having fun, not winning.

[strains]
[gibbers]
[straining]
[grunts]
[yells]
[screams]
[grunts]
Oh my meatballs!
[Sushi grunts]
Ah!
Wow! First!

-You won, Sushi.

-[Sushi laughs]

But are you sure everyone had fun?
Well… yes?
[Milady groans]

Remember? You have real fun

when everyone's having fun.

[all] You're right, Meatball.

Now the ball is yours, Sushi.

What's our next trial?

Hmm. [chuckles]

I have an idea that'll be fun

for everyone.

[excited chatter]

In this trial, each of us

will have to balance on a unicycle.

What's so fun about that?
We'll throw the ba*ls at each other.

And the one who stays on the unicycle

longest, will win the yarn ball.

OK, Sushi, sounds like a great time.
I hope it works out.
Everybody ready? Go!
Ah! Oh!
[groans]
[whimpers]
[yelps]
[whimpers nervously]

-[Meatball] Ah!

-Hello, Meatball.

Uh… do you know what they're doing?
Hi, Peppy. It's a game… [chews]
to have fun together.
Take this!
[yells]
[grunts]
That's not fair.
You should have dodged, then.
[grunts]
[muffled cries]
Ha!

-[Zoe laughs]

-[yelps]

Whoa!
It doesn't look like they're having fun.
I won!
But I didn't have much fun.
What a cat-tastrophe!
Leave it to me. I've got an idea.
[grunting]
Terry, jump down.
[all grunt excitedly]
[Bucky] Hey! Jumping together is fun!

I'm sure you could have

even more fun doing a clown show.

Would you like to do it tonight?
[dogs] Yay! All together!
[applause and laughter]

My furry fellows,

the act you've all been waiting for…

[cheering]
The Clown Dog Quartet!
[cheering]
What do you think?

Will Sushi be as good at dribbling

as I am?

Want to see? [chuckles]

Beautiful!

I'm on a roll, it's a dream come true!

[audience] Ooh!
[laughter]

Now put your paws together

for Terry the Terrific.

Can he make the triple jump?
Of course, Zoe. I'm a cat. Meow!
[cheering]
[squeals excitedly]
[yells]
[muffled] See? I bounce just like a cat!
[cheers and applause]
And now, the grand finale.
Bucky striker makes his move.
[laughs, grunts]
Zoe blocks it!
[cheering]
[dogs] Happy dogs team forever!
They were pawesome!

And they realized the importance

of having fun together.

Buffy-peacekeeping mission accomplished!
[laughs]